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| Players: | 104/900 | Votes: | 3235 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 23 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 20 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 5 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 |
| Dimension Hops: | 14 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing collapsing faster than society is our players’ sense of reality! Join us in a world where the only retirement home is the one you build for yourself, and the only woke individuals are the ones who can survive a creeper explosion without wetting themselves.
Forget about crimes and riots, on our server the only thing you need to worry about is how many diamonds you can hoard before someone steals them all. And speaking of hoarding, our players are experts at breeding animals – because let’s face it, who needs real-life relationships when you can have a farm full of cows and pigs?
So come join us on our server, where the only thing sillier than the memes is our players’ dedication to building the most outrageous structures imaginable. Who needs pussy or work when you have a pickaxe and a dream? Let’s mine, build, and laugh our way to victory – one block at a time!
