The Nerd Cave Minecraft Server

breeding, cave, Chud, crimes, homeless drug addicts, immigrant riots, intellectual, meme, Minecraft, Nerd, no pussy no work, open air retirement home, rant, Server, slow collapse, soiboys, third world immigrants, under 35, Welfare, woke girls

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing collapsing faster than society is our players’ sense of reality! Join us in a world where the only retirement home is the one you build for yourself, and the only woke individuals are the ones who can survive a creeper explosion without wetting themselves.

Forget about crimes and riots, on our server the only thing you need to worry about is how many diamonds you can hoard before someone steals them all. And speaking of hoarding, our players are experts at breeding animals – because let’s face it, who needs real-life relationships when you can have a farm full of cows and pigs?

So come join us on our server, where the only thing sillier than the memes is our players’ dedication to building the most outrageous structures imaginable. Who needs pussy or work when you have a pickaxe and a dream? Let’s mine, build, and laugh our way to victory – one block at a time!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Farms Harvested:	124	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Infinity Stones Found:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

NoWiFiNoFactsMC SMP

Communication, connectivity, Curiosity, digital age, discovery, education, Exploration, facts, Global, INFORMATION, interconnectedness, INTERESTING, internet access, knowledge, learning, NoWiFiNoFactsMC, random fact, smp, Technology, Trivia, unknown, world

Did you know that on our Minecraft SMP, we have a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy? That’s right, these llama traders will buy your diamonds for emeralds and sell you enchanted gear for a fair price. Join our server to uncover the mysteries of the llama mafia and become a wealthy player in no time! Plus, we have a mini-game where you can ride pigs through obstacle courses while being chased by zombie chickens. Trust us, you won’t find that on any other server! So come join us and experience the wacky world of llamas, pig racing, and so much more!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Players Killed by Monsters:	507
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

SureProofNoProof100%

absolute certainty, Assurance, BELIEF, Certainty, certainty without evidence, Confidence, conviction, deep-seated belief, FAITH, firm belief, gut feeling, Instinct, intuition, knowledge, personal conviction, steadfast trust, strong conviction, SureProofNoProof100, Trust, unshakeable faith, unwavering belief

Are you 100% sure that joining this Minecraft server will bring you eternal happiness and unlimited diamonds, but have no proof? Well, let me tell you, on this server, pigs fly, zombies breakdance, and creepers give out free hugs! Not only that, but our server is guarded by a team of invincible llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. Join us now and embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder the power to control time itself! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Magic Items Found:	7631	Potions Brewed:	22
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

BoutCraft Minecraft Server

arms dealing, arms smuggling, arms trafficking, black market arms, Bout, BoutCraft, criminal enterprises, Freed, global security, illegal weapons trade, illicit arms sales, international crime, long tail tags, Minecraft, organized crime, Reports, Russian arms dealer, sanctions evasion, Server, weapons business, wsj

Yo, yo, yo! Have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where we got the one and only freed Russian arms dealer, Bout, back in the weapons business?! Like, what even is happening, right?! Bout be slinging them weapons like nobody’s business, making this server the most lit place to be in all of Minecraft land.

Join us if you wanna be part of the action, trading weapons with Bout and feeling like a total badass. Who needs diamonds when you can have an AK-47, amirite?! Plus, rumor has it that Bout has a secret stash of enchanted weapons that will make you the most OP player in the game.

So come on over and experience the thrill of being in the weapons business with Bout. It’s gonna be a blast, literally! See you on the server, fam! 🔫💣🔥

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	9

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

PutinPartyPanic

Computer Hacking, cyber attack, cyber defense, cyber espionage, Cyber Security, cyber threats, cyber warfare, cybercrime, cybersecurity breach, data breach, digital security, hacker attack, hacking incident, Information Security, internet security, online hacking, Putin’s birthday, PutinPartyPanic, russia, Russian state media, Vladimir Putin

Join our epic Minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life, where even Russian state media can’t catch a break on Putin’s birthday! We promise no hacker attacks here, just pure, unadulterated fun! Build your own empire, battle mythical creatures, and maybe even uncover the secrets of the universe (or just find some diamonds, whatever floats your boat). So come on down and join us, because who needs reality when you can have Minecraft? Let’s get crafting, baby!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	7

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

MindCraft LimbTech

advanced medical technology, Artificial Intelligence, assistive devices, bioengineering, bionic limbs, Brain-controlled, cutting-edge research, Futuristic technology, human-machine interface, innovation, limb replacement, LimbTech, medical advancements, mindcraft, neural interface, neuroscience, neurotechnology, prosthetic limbs, prosthetics, Reality, robotics, Technology

Yo, yo, yo! Ever wanted to play Minecraft with your mind? Well, on this server, we got brain-controlled bionic limbs that are like, SO CLOSE to becoming a reality! Imagine building a castle just by thinking about it – no more pesky clicking or keyboard smashing needed!

Join us on this epic adventure where you can control your character with your thoughts. It’s like telekinesis but in Minecraft form! Plus, rumor has it that the bionic limbs give you super strength in the game. You’ll be able to mine blocks faster than a speeding bullet and defeat mobs with just a flick of your brain!

So come on, join us on this mind-blowing server and experience the future of gaming. Who needs hands when you have a brain that can do it all? Let’s get crazy and build the most insane creations together!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

What is the IP for jacksepticeye Minecraft Server?

jacksepticeye, Minecraft, Server

Jacksepticeye, born Seán William McLoughlin, is a popular Irish YouTuber known for his energetic and humorous gaming videos. With over 27 million subscribers on his channel, he has become one of the most influential figures in the online gaming community. Jacksepticeye is known for his catchphrase “Top of the morning to ya, laddies!” and his charismatic personality that keep his fans engaged and entertained.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Magic Items Found:	1345	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

ISO SMP: Where adults play pretend in a fresh new world without any added vanilla or hermit-craft flavor!

2024.., Active players, ADDED, Adults, armor stand, chest, Community, Discord, Economy, flavor, Fresh, Grief, Heads, hermitcraft, home, iso, Item Frames, Launch, mini-blocs, new, Play, Plugin, PRETEND, Reset, Server, Shops, smp, Vanilla, Vein Miner, world

ISO SMP Overview

Feature	Description
18+ community	We welcome players who are 18 years old and above to join our server.
Chest locking plugin	Players can lock their chests using signs to prevent unauthorized access.
Invisible item frames	Players can make item frames invisible by shift-right clicking on them.
Player and mob heads	Players can collect and display player and mob heads as trophies.
Deathchest	A chest will spawn at the player’s death location to store their items.
Vein-miner	Players can mine entire veins of ores with a single block break.
/home	Players can set a home location and teleport back to it anytime.
Shops with custom economy	Players can create shops to trade items with others using a custom economy system.
NO-GRIEF	We have strict rules against griefing to maintain a friendly and fair gameplay environment.
Server uptime	Our server is online 24/7 for players to enjoy uninterrupted gameplay.
Custom armor stand	Players can customize armor stands with different poses and equipment.
Mini-blocks	Enjoy building with smaller blocks to create intricate designs.

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

1. How do I join the ISO SMP server?

To join our server, please connect using the Minecraft IP address provided on our Discord server: [insert IP address here].

2. Can I invite my friends to play on the server?

Yes, feel free to invite your friends to join our community as long as they abide by our rules and guidelines.

3. Are there any age restrictions to play on the server?

Yes, we require players to be 18 years old or above to join our server.

4. How can I protect my belongings from theft?

You can use the chest locking plugin and signs to secure your chests and prevent unauthorized access.

5. Is griefing allowed on the server?

No, we have strict rules against griefing to maintain a friendly and fair gameplay environment for all players.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Love Letters Sent:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Land Respect Minecraft Server

ancestral land, community empowerment, community respect, cultural heritage, Cultural preservation, cultural respect, cultural understanding, indigenous rights, indigenous youth council, intergenerational respect, Land, land rights, land stewardship, Minecraft, native american rights, people of land, Respect, respect for elders, Server, traditional values, tribal respect, tribal traditions, youth empowerment

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where people just build the same old houses and mines? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where the land is ruled by a group of llama overlords who demand respect and tribute in the form of diamond blocks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of chicken ninjas who are constantly plotting to overthrow the llama overlords and take control of the land. Will you join forces with the llamas or the chicken ninjas? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to fly for 10 minutes. Just be careful not to crash into any wandering polar bears or you might end up in a snowball fight to the death.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Remember, respect the llamas or face the wrath of the chicken ninjas.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

VAllure General – Minecraft SMP

asmr, azura, Azura Dulait, discord server, Dreamy edition, FAQ, gen 1, general, head cutouts, Holodex, Icey Snowpaws, Immy Bisou, Joi, Mercy Modiste, Minecraft, relationships, schedules, Shibi, Shibi Cottonbum, Small Corpos, smp, STREAMS, Stronny Cuttles, V&U, VAllure, VAllure Links, VOD Archive

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as dreamy as a fertility goddess, as fierce as a feral polar bear, and as hypnotic as a cuttlefish? Look no further than our server! Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt. Our talented cast of characters will keep you entertained with their ASMR streams, lewd audios, and spicy content. And don’t worry, all of our talents are in a relationship with the server owner (just kidding… or am I?). So come join the madness and become a part of our crazy community! Just remember, no fan servers allowed – we’re too wild for that!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

MarriageCraft Minecraft Server

awkward, Boundaries, comparison, coworker, crying, diffusing, domestic skills, evaluating, Fighting, housekeeping skills, ignore comments, lack of invitations, marital issues, MarriageCraft, Minecraft, pushover, relationship issues, SAHM, Server, social dynamics, UNCOMFORTABLE, unpleasant environment

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not just limited to the virtual world! Join us for a wild ride filled with passive-aggressive comments, relationship issues, and awkward encounters with coworkers and their spouses.

Looking for a server where you can navigate through the treacherous waters of domestic skills evaluation? Look no further! Our server offers a unique experience where you can witness firsthand the consequences of comparing housekeeping skills and the impact it has on relationships.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to epic battles between SAHMs, husbands who are too much of pushovers, and coworkers who just can’t seem to keep their comments to themselves. Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and awkward moments that will leave you questioning your own domestic abilities.

So why wait? Join our server now and immerse yourself in a world where drama reigns supreme and relationships are put to the ultimate test. Who knew Minecraft could be so entertaining?

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	33	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Alien Abductions:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

PreggoPurgeCraft

ah, Bipolar, Cheating, children, college, custody, Diagnosis, Eviction, ex gf, family, Friends, half-sibling, Help, MONEY, ppd, PreggoPurgeCraft, Pregnant, relationship, RESPONSIBILITY, Support, Therapy

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as this guy’s life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of evictions, cheating scandals, and paternity tests!

Build your own virtual drama as you navigate through relationships, pregnancies, and custody battles – all from the comfort of your blocky world. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the chaos firsthand in Minecraft?

Join now and create your own outrageous stories that will make this guy’s life look like a walk in the park. Don’t worry, we won’t judge – we’ll just provide a safe space for you to unleash all your virtual drama. Let the games begin!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

ExLeftMe4MinecraftSMP

10. Abuse, 11. Lies, 12. Betrayal, 13. Lack of trust, 14. Lack of empathy, 15. Incompatibility, 16. Lack of effort, 17. Disloyalty, 18. Selfishness, 19. Lack of communication, 2. Emotional manipulation, 20. Insecurity., 3. cheating, 4. Gaslighting, 5. Lack of respect, 6. Controlling behavior, 7. Infidelity, 8. Disrespectful communication, 9. Neglect, ExLeftMe4MinecraftSMP, toxic behavior

Are you tired of dealing with exes who make you want to rage-quit IRL? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can build, mine, and craft your way to happiness without any ex drama! Trust us, there’s no room for heartbreak when you’re too busy fighting off creepers and building epic structures. Plus, rumor has it that diamonds are a girl’s best friend in this world, not some loser who can’t even remember your birthday. So come join us and leave your ex in the virtual dust where they belong!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Love Letters Sent:	19	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

CraftyCraze: Build, Explore, Survive!

Adrenaline Rush, Adventure, backpacking, bucket list, BUILD, bungee jumping, camping, CraftyCraze, Explore, Exploring, Hiking, hot air ballooning, mountain biking, Parasailing, rock climbing, scuba diving, skydiving, snorkeling, Surfing, SURVIVE, thrill-seeking, travel, white water rafting, zip lining

Have you ever wanted to ride a pig into battle while wielding a diamond sword and wearing a suit made entirely of enchanted golden apples? Well, look no further because on our server, we make all your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

Join us for epic adventures where you can build a house out of exploding TNT blocks, tame a pack of wild wolves to do your bidding, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off (spoiler alert: the dragon has some killer moves).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out in a medieval arena. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor wielding a lance.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt and your diamond helmet falls off!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Hezbollah Havoc Minecraft Server

arabic, Arabic spokesperson, Communication, Conflict, crisis management., Defense, Havoc, hezbollah, idf, imminent action, Israel, lebanese, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military operation, Minecraft, regional tensions, SECURITY, Server, Terrorism, threat, Warning

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we take down hezbollah with our epic building skills and diamond swords. the idf arabic spokesperson is leading the charge and warning all lebanese players to join us or face the consequences. build your own fortress and defend against the evil hezbollah mobs. join now for a wild ride full of explosions and epic battles. let’s show hezbollah who’s boss in this crazy minecraft world.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Gold Rush Gals Hide ‘n’ Seek

Airport arrests, airport security, Airport smuggling, Body cavity smuggling, Body concealment, Contraband, criminal activity, Female criminals, gals, GOLD, gold bars, Gold smuggling, Hidden in bodies, Hide, illegal activities, Illegal possessions, Illegal transportation, illegal-trade, law enforcement, precious metals, Rush, security checks, Seek, Smuggling operation, Women smugglers

yo yo yo come join our minecraft server where the craziest things happen like six women getting caught at the airport smuggling 84 gold bars hidden in their bodies! like who even does that?! we promise you won’t find any gold bars hidden in bodies on our server but you will find a ton of fun and chaos! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension Hops:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Meteorites Collected:	4
Mines Excavated:	1875	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.