The Mocking Minecraft SMP – Rightoids vs Leftards

ai, browse, Community, controversy, criticism, culture, DEI flops, Digital, Gaming, greenlight, internet, Leftards, magnum opus, Minecraft, mock, mocking, newfags, ONLINE, rightoids, Site, smp, trends, tyrone

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	370
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Zombie Dances:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	2783	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our epic Minecraft SMP where the drama is juicier than a ripe watermelon! Join us if you want to witness the ultimate showdown between the Rightoids and Leftards as they battle it out over who can release the most DEI flops. But wait, there’s more! Our server’s magnum opus is currently stuck on Greenlight because Tyrone and AI decided to take a poop break. Will they ever finish it? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t find this level of chaos anywhere else. So come on, don’t be a newfag and miss out on all the insanity!

CatNapperCraft

breeding cats, cat adoption, cat behavior, cat breeder, cat breeding, cat chemistry, cat jelling, cat neuter, cat ownership, cat rehoming, cat relationships, cat welfare, CatNapperCraft, genetic diversity, hoarding colony, Maine Coon, neutering, rescue cat, skittish cat, submissive cat

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	1331
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Dragons Tamed:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Secret Passages Found:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a Maine Coon cat named Mr. Fluffykins as our official mascot!

Mr. Fluffykins was a wish.com Maine Coon, but don’t let that fool you – he’s the king of the server! He’s also a total himbo and gets along with all the other cats, even the ones with a bit of a bitchcraft attitude.

Join our server for the chance to interact with Mr. Fluffykins and help him navigate through the crazy world of Minecraft. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to witness him trying to beat the other cats in a battle royale!

But beware, there may be some pushy cattery owners trying to steal Mr. Fluffykins for breeding purposes. Will you stand up to them and protect our beloved feline friend? Or will you join forces with them and become a cat breeding master in the world of Minecraft?

Join now and experience the drama, the chaos, and the pure hilarity of our Maine Coon-filled Minecraft server. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – Mr. Fluffykins is waiting for you!

CraftyDrugDisaster

Bad trip, CraftyDrugDisaster, drug abuse recovery, drug addiction, drug dangers, drug misuse, drug overdose, drug overdose awareness, drug overdose prevention, drug overdose symptoms, drug overdose treatment, drug rehabilitation, drug side effects, drug withdrawal, Hallucinations, illegal drugs, prescription drugs, recreational drugs, substance abuse, worst drug experience

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	4552
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	6437
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t give you the rush you’re looking for? Well, look no further because our server is like a drug trip you’ll never forget!

Join us for a wild ride where you’ll mine diamonds while dodging creepers on a rollercoaster made of lava. Our server is so addictive, you’ll feel like you’re on a high every time you log in.

But be warned, our server is not for the faint of heart. You might encounter psychedelic mobs that will blow your mind, or find yourself in a maze of illusions that will leave you questioning reality.

So if you’re ready to experience the craziest Minecraft server of your life, join us now and get ready for a trip you’ll never forget!

HolyCraft Minecraft Server

Africa, beheading, brutality, CHRISTIANS, Church, Democratic Republic of Congo, extremism, Holycraft, human rights violation, international news, Islamic militants, massacre, Minecraft, persecution, religious conflict, religious freedom, religious intolerance, religious minorities, religious persecution, Server, Terrorism, tragic event, violence

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	2953
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

LOL yall need to join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got Islamic militants beheading 70 Christians in a Church in the Democratic Republic of Congo! But don’t worry, we got diamond armor to protect you from those crazy mobs! Join now for a wild adventure like no other, where you’ll have to fight off mobs and build your own epic base to survive. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure and rare items waiting for you to discover! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the insanity begin!

MacronCraft: No Weakness, Only Blocks

Allies, Assertiveness, blocks, Diplomacy, european union, foreign policy, France, G7, international relations, leadership, Macron, MacronCraft, negotiations, Politics, power dynamics, putin, russia, strength, summit, trump, united states, Weakness

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	4112
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	83	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Void Armor Forged:	12	Elemental Crystals Collected:	48
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Enchanted Armories Found:	7

so, like, you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s like, totally lit and full of craziness? well, lemme tell ya, this server is like no other! we got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell jokes!

if you join this server, you’ll be transported to a magical land where you can ride on unicorns, build castles out of diamond blocks, and battle evil llamas with laser eyes.

oh, and did i mention that the owner of the server is a talking potato named spud? yeah, he’s pretty cool. he’ll give you quests to find the legendary golden carrot and if you succeed, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken.

so, what are you waiting for? join this server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious minecraft adventure of your life! oh, and remember, macron said you gotta be strong like a diamond sword when you face off against putin in a pvp battle. so come on, join us and let the madness begin!

Elon’s Unemployable Kids

American, career prospects, economic recovery, education, Elon, Elons, employment, future job market, innovation, job market trends, Job Opportunities, job security, Kids, labor market, post-pandemic, professional development, sanity, Skills, tech industry, Training, unemployable, Workforce

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	7884
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing crazier than the creepers is our community! we got pigs flying, chickens doing the cha cha slide, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

why join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a golden apple that turned them into a unicorn. now they roam the land spreading glitter and rainbows wherever they go. true story, bro.

not convinced yet? well, how about this – we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night where the zombies and skeletons let loose and show off their sick dance moves. it’s lit, fam.

so come on over and join us on this wild ride of a minecraft server. who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into. plus, where else can you find a server where the cows moo in perfect harmony and the sheep can do the macarena? only here, my friend. only here.

AHAPXN server minecraft

AHAPXN, banner, Community, competitive, Gaming, ips, kill others, leather jacket, Minecraft, multiplayer, Noobs, ONLINE, Pork, PvP, Resources, Server, STRONG, Survival, Vote

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	2903
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	58
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Dragons Tamed:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
New Chunks Explored:	23504	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37

hi here no spavna if not you do you, look for the resources, kill others and the most glamorous kill the noobs, become super strong, become the first one who a and ksty if you want ren, you need to vote there 1 leather jacket and 15 pork foods and everything is not Boysa kill here are IPs 1b3t.aternos.me

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Sparked

admins, Apply now, chest locks, data packs, Dedicated, Discord, discrimination, Griefing, HACKING, hermitcraft, Land Claims, Mature, Mods, player count, player head drops, proximity voice chat, Resets, smp, sparked, Whitelist

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	8248
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Buildings Constructed:	32
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Sparked Minecraft Server

Sparked is a long term SMP filled with dedicated members, who want to create a world past the normal vanilla progression! Join us today and become part of our community.

About us:

An experienced team of admins, some with over 5 years of experience running servers of this style
Active members, who are prepared to be dedicated to the server once it launches
Long-term world, no random resets if the player count ever drops
Our server strives to create a close-knit mature hermitcraft style environment (18+)
No land claims/chest locks, as vanilla as possible
Strict rules against discrimination/hacking/griefing as well as a whitelist
Optional mods and data packs like player head drops & proximity voice chat

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Join the discord linked above and apply to become a member.
Is there an age requirement?	Yes, the server is for players 18 years old and above.
Are there any restrictions on gameplay?	There are no land claims or chest locks, but hacking, griefing, and discrimination are strictly prohibited.
Can I use mods on the server?	Some optional mods and data packs are allowed, such as player head drops and proximity voice chat.
Will the world ever reset?	No, the server aims to maintain a long-term world without random resets.

Ethereal Elysian Isles 1.20.5

1.20.5, Choice, coping mechanisms, coping strategies, depression, Elysian, Ethereal, Isles, mental health, mental health awareness, Mental health resources, mental health stigma, Mental Health Treatment, mental illness, method, seeking help, self harm, suicidal thoughts, SUICIDE, suicide hotline, Suicide prevention, support groups, Therapy, Therapy options

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	7872
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Join our Minecraft server for the ultimate chaotic experience!

– Dive into a world where the only limit is your imagination, or lack thereof!

– Build towering structures that defy the laws of physics, because who needs gravity anyway?

– Explore dungeons filled with mobs that will make you question your sanity, and maybe even your existence!

– Chat with fellow players who may or may not be figments of your imagination, but hey, who’s keeping track?

– And most importantly, discover your true purpose in life…or at least in this virtual world!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to descend into madness!

ExGfGoneWild_Server

aita, coming out, controversy, deceased, ex girlfriend, ExGfGoneWild_Server, Grief, GRIEVING, Harassment, Honesty, Identity, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ relationships, mutual friend, outing, privacy, relationship, reputation, Respect, Secrets

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	6562
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Falling into the Void:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Are you tired of drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is when a creeper blows up your house! We promise no one will judge you for your relationships, whether they’re secret or not. Plus, our community is filled with supportive players who will never slam you for “ruining someone’s reputation.” Join us today and leave the real-world drama behind!

RejectedHusbands Minecraft SMP

acceptance, advice, Closure, Communication, Disappointment, emotional, ENGAGEMENT, growth, healing, HEARTBREAK, love, Marriage, marriage proposal, Minecraft, moving on, RejectedHusbands, rejection, relationships, resilience, self reflection, smp, Support, Understanding

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	9016
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	197	Mythical Swords Crafted:	63
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	New Chunks Explored:	192113
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

OMG so like, you know how in Minecraft you can propose to someone with a diamond ring? Well, on this server, if you get rejected, you get thrown into a pit of lava by a bunch of angry villagers! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun, right? Plus, if you survive, you get a special “rejected” title in the chat. How cool is that?

And get this, every full moon, a giant chicken spawns in the middle of the spawn town and starts laying explosive eggs everywhere. It’s chaos, but it’s so hilarious to watch everyone run around trying to avoid getting blown up.

Oh, and did I mention that every player gets their own personal unicorn mount? Yeah, you can ride around on a majestic unicorn while shooting rainbows out of your hands. It’s like a dream come true!

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join us on this server. Just be prepared for the unexpected and a whole lot of laughs!

CraftyCashCow

budgeting, clothing, CraftyCashCow, dining out, disposable income, Entertainment, experiences, Gifts, groceries, hobbies, Home decor, Investments, Luxury items, personal finance, savings, self-care, shopping, spending habits, subscriptions, Technology, travel

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	3063
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Meteorites Collected:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Mines Excavated:	2837
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

Are you tired of wasting your money on boring stuff like clothes or food? Well, why not spend it on joining our epic Minecraft server instead! We have a secret underground village where the villagers throw wild parties every night. And don’t even get me started on our pet creepers – they can do the moonwalk like you’ve never seen before! So forget about buying that new pair of shoes, come join us and let your virtual adventures begin!

EuroRearmCraft Server

alliances, arms race, Budget, Cheaper, Conflict, Defense, defense spending, Diplomacy, Europe, european union, EuroRearmCraft, international relations, Military, nato, Peace, peace negotiations, Peacekeeping, rearming, SECURITY, Server, strategy, War

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	8238
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	165	Mythical Quests Completed:	31
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Dragons Tamed:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Magic Items Found:	3255	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1

u wanna join our minecraft server cuz we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the macarena. we also got a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. if u join now, u get a free diamond helmet that gives u the power to shoot laser beams from ur eyes. also, our server is located in a parallel universe where rearming is cheaper than war, so u can build ur army of chickens without breaking the bank. come join the fun and chaos on our server, where anything is possible and nothing makes sense.

BibaCraft: Kidnapped by Creepers!

BibaCraft, Bibas, Captivity, children, Conflict, CREEPERS, gaza, Hamas, Heartbreaking, idf, investigation, Israel Defense Forces, Kidnapped, Loss, MIDDLE EAST, Mother, Murdered, News, Terrorism, third body, Tragedy, violence, War

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	4437
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7329	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

lol come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing getting murdered is the competition! IDF confirmed that Bibas children were murdered in Hamas captivity but don’t worry, that won’t happen here cuz we don’t tolerate that nonsense! Plus, we have a mystery third body that’s definitely not the mother’s, so you know things are gonna get wild. Join now for a killer good time!

Racks SMP

Active, behind, building, Community, Custom Items, Datapacks, Discord, Farming, Friendly, Fun, Griefing, Join, Late, multiplayer, new, Opening, Plugins, Racks, Rollback, Server, smp, Survival

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	564
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Towns Built:	10
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Animals Bred:	28
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Small, community-based
Number of Players	Approximately 25
Focus	Farming, building, custom items
Rules	No griefing, friendly community

FAQ

Q: What plugins and datapacks are available on the server?

A: We offer custom items and a shop that encourages farming and building.

Q: Is PVP allowed on the server?

A: We discourage PVP and focus more on cooperative gameplay.

Q: What happens if someone is caught griefing?

A: Any griefing will be rolled back and the player responsible will face consequences.

Q: When does the server open?

A: The server will open in a few days, so you’re not too late to join!

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Join our Discord server using this link.

Eternal Blaze 1.20.2

1.20.2, Alluring, attractive, Beautiful, Blaze, Captivating, charming, cute, desirable, Enchanting, enticing, ETERNAL, Girls, Gorgeous, hot, Irresistible, Lovely, PRETTY, seductive, Sexy, STRIKING, Stunning, You know

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	3595
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Farms Harvested:	428	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	8

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they got cute sexy girls, like, everywhere, man! And I ain’t talking about those pixelated blocky babes, nah, I’m talking about real-life hotties who play Minecraft, can you believe it? It’s like a dream come true, dude! So, if you wanna build some epic structures and maybe even find your Minecraft soulmate, then this server is the place to be, my dude. Don’t miss out on all the fun and flirtation, come join us now!