The man who “shanked” slopwave in the womb Minecraft SMP

abstract, avant garde, avant-pop, BIZARRE, conceptual, dark ambient, electronic, EXPERIMENTAL, glitch, Industrial, man, Minecraft, Music, noise, performance art, shanked, Slopwave, smp, surreal, Twisted, Underground, WOMB

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	6725
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6100	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	128

New Minecraft Servers

Join our Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! We don’t just build houses, we build entire civilizations and then destroy them with TNT just for fun. If you’re the kind of player who enjoys a little bit of anarchy and a whole lot of laughter, then this server is perfect for you. Just remember, the man who “shanked” slopwave in the womb is our honorary mascot – so you know we mean business!

KimJongCraft: No US Allowed!

Allowed, anti-US policy, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, east asia, foreign relations, global tensions, international politics, Kim Jong-un, KimJongCraft, military threats, North Korea, North Korean government, North Korean leader, nuclear weapons, political rhetoric, power struggle, Presidential Transition, security concerns, trump, united states, world news

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	2132
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Holy Grails Found:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Emeralds Found:	4703	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	1

come join our minecraft server where we have the craziest anti-US policy, just like Kim Jong Un! we have the toughest rules and regulations that will make you feel like you’re living in a dictatorship, but in a fun way! build your own nuclear weapons and launch them at your enemies, just like in real life (but not really)!

our server is so exclusive that even Trump himself would be jealous of our power. join us and become a part of the most insane and unpredictable community in the minecraft world. who needs peace and diplomacy when you can have chaos and destruction?

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the thrill of living on the edge of nuclear war every day. trust us, it’s a blast! (literally)

Flashback White Woman 1.20.6

1.20.6, Angry, baboon, big butt, body shaming, bullying, discrimination, emotional distress, flashback, Flashbacks, Hate Speech, laughed, mma bf, offensive behavior, prejudice, public humiliation, racial slur, racist, traumatic experience, verbal abuse, walked away, White, white woman, WOMAN

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	6881
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zombie Dances:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Astral Projections Made:	0
Potions Brewed:	82	Players Killed by Monsters:	6356
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Buildings Constructed:	29
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you forget all about racist white ladies and their MMA boyfriends!

We’ve got more blocks than that lady’s big butt and more fun than her insults, so come on in and build your own world where baboons are the rulers!

Forget about reality and escape to a place where you can be anything you want, even a baboon with a vengeance!

Join us now and let’s laugh at those silly racists together while we create our own epic adventures in the world of blocks and craziness!

2024Craft: Rate Your Year!

2024.., 2024Craft, Achievements, Challenges, Experience, future outlook, goals, lessons learned, perseverance, personal growth, progress, Rate, Rating, Reflection, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, self-assessment, setbacks, success, year, year review

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	3056
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Astral Projections Made:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

Are you tired of boring old 2024? Well, come join our Minecraft server and turn that 0 into a solid 10! Our server is so lit, it will make you forget all about the real world.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop fun. We have a community of players who are as wild and wacky as you are, so you’ll fit right in.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Trust us, it’s a real thing.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to boring old 2024 and hello to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. See you in the game!

Blocky Beats: Deaf Poetry

appreciation, art, auditory, beats, blocky, Communication, COMPOSITION, creativity, deaf, deaf people, emotional, Expression, hearing impaired, Interpretation, Lyrics, Melody, Music, Poems, poetry, Rhythm, Sensory, songs, verse

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	1106
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Holy Grails Found:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Zombie Dances:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

so, like, imagine this minecraft server where the pigs can fly and the cows can do the macarena. it’s like a magical land where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing you up.

join our server and you’ll be greeted by a talking chicken who will guide you on your epic quest to find the legendary golden carrot. but be warned, the carrot is guarded by a giant squid who only speaks in riddles.

once you have the golden carrot, you’ll be granted the power to turn any block into a block of cheese. yes, CHEESE. because who wouldn’t want a house made of cheese?

oh, and did we mention that every full moon, the entire server turns into a disco party complete with dancing skeletons and glow-in-the-dark zombies? it’s like a rave, but with more pixelated monsters.

so come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server. because remember, songs are poems for deaf people.

Vanilla SMP

400k x 400k, Cheats, developers, Discord, Experience, gameplay, Griefing, insiding, Ip:, killing, original, PvP, Raiding, rules, Server, smp, stealing, Survival, unmodified, Vanilla, World Borders

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	6350
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Server IP	mc.vanillasmp.org
Java Port	25565
Bedrock Port	19132

Vanilla SMP

Our minecraft vanilla server offer a pure, unmodified version of the game, providing the original gameplay experience as intended by the developers.

Server Information:

World Borders	Overworld
400k x 400k

Rules

PvP: Allowed
Raiding: Allowed
Stealing: Allowed
Killing: Allowed
Griefing: Allowed
Insiding: Allowed

Cheats are not allowed

Note: This is a survival server with no rules on PvP, raiding, or griefing. Be prepared for anything!

Discord – https://discord.com/invite/fSDcTptG5c

Frequently Asked Questions

1. Can I use mods on this server?

As this is a vanilla server, we do not allow any mods that give players an unfair advantage or modify the gameplay.

2. Are there any restrictions on building structures?

Players are free to build anywhere within the world borders, as long as it does not interfere with other players’ creations or the natural environment.

3. How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

You can report any rule violations or inappropriate behavior to the server moderators either on Discord or through in-game chat.

4. Is griefing allowed on this server?

Yes, griefing is allowed on this server, so players should be cautious about protecting their builds and resources.

5. Can I team up with other players for survival?

Players are free to form alliances or teams with other players for survival, but betrayal and insiding are also permitted, so trust carefully.

Eternal Love Realm 1.21

advice, Commitment, Communication, DATING, discussion, ETERNAL, forum, Girlfriend, Intimacy, long distance, long term, love, Marriage, partner, Partnership, Realm, relationship advice, romance, Significant Other, Support, Thread, Trust, Wife

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	8688
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical unicorn on steroids, flying through a rainbow made of Skittles!

I’m talking about a place where you can build a castle made of cheese, ride a llama into battle, and fight off zombie creepers with a diamond sword that shoots lasers!

And if that’s not enough to get you hyped, just imagine a world where you can ride a roller coaster made of TNT, swim in a pool of lava, and have a pet dragon that farts rainbows!

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true! Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

RegrettableRedFlags – Minecraft SMP

Boundaries, communication breakdown, control issues, denial, dishonesty, Disrespect, Emotional Abuse, Gaslighting, hindsight, ignored, Infidelity, lack of trust, Manipulation, Minecraft, red flags, regrets, RegrettableRedFlags, relationship, self worth, smp, toxic behavior, unhealthy patterns, warning signs

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	5635
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Farms Harvested:	728	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Dragons Tamed:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Mines Excavated:	1343
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Runes Activated:	7
Love Letters Sent:	10	Magic Items Found:	7103
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest ride of your life! Like, I joined and suddenly I was surrounded by flying pigs and dancing llamas, it was insane! And the admin is like a wizard or something, they can make diamonds rain from the sky! Plus, there’s this secret underground base where we have epic dance parties every night. But beware, there’s a creeper that tells dad jokes and a zombie that’s obsessed with knitting. It’s like a soap opera meets a circus meets a rave, you gotta join now or you’ll regret it forever! #MinecraftMadness #JoinUsOrElse

MineCraftHabitBoost

Consistency, daily routine, discipline, goal-setting, Happiness, healthy habits, improved life, life improvement, mindfulness, MineCraftHabitBoost, motivation, personal growth, Positive Change, productivity, Routine, self improvement, self-care, simple habit, success, well-being, wellness

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	1897
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	420
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Crops Grown:	8129
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible! Join us and experience the thrill of riding on the backs of flying pigs while battling zombie chickens with diamond swords.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. Rumor has it that defeating the Blocktopus will grant you unlimited diamonds and the ability to fly without wings.

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the secret portal to the land of rainbow sheep and dancing creepers. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

CraftyCrash Minecraft Server

azerbaijan, Azerbaijan Airlines, causes, Circles, CraftyCrash, crash, false narratives, hush up, Minecraft, President Ilham Aliyev, regret, russia, Server, sowing, Truth

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	3361
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Crops Grown:	2891	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than azerbaijani president trying to cover up a plane crash! we got crazy stories like russian spies trying to sabotage our pixelated planes and causing chaos in the blocky skies. join now for a wild ride filled with twists, turns, and explosions (in the game, of course)! you won’t regret it, unless you’re the azerbaijani president, then maybe you will.

EpicEWarZoneCraft

aircraft, Aliyev, Attack, Aviation, control, Damage, Defense, electronic warfare systems, EpicEWarZoneCraft, Fire, ground, Impact, Incident, investigation, Military, plane, SECURITY, severely damaged, Tail, Technology, WARFARE

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	7081
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Votes:	1382
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	48
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Ores Mined:	4264
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazy electronic warfare systems that will make your plane go out of control! it’s like a rollercoaster but in the sky! and watch out for the ground fire that will damage your plane’s tail, adding an extra level of challenge to the game! it’s like a wild ride that you never want to end! join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you can survive the chaos!

Enival

Active players, Applications, Chill, Coreprotect, Datapacks, Discord, Enival, Friendly, Griefers, growth, Herobrine, jokes, No Resets, no-tp, Qol, rules, small server, smp, trust-based community, Vanilla Experience, vanilla tweaks, voice chat

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	2169
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ores Mined:	4064	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8

Server Name	Enival
Server Type	Vanilla SMP
Server Age	3 months old
Community Size	Small
Application Process	Whitelist with applications
Plugins	QoL plugins/datapacks (Voice Chat, Vanilla Tweaks)
Reset Schedule	No plans for server resets

FAQ

What is Enival?

Enival is a 3-month-old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server.

What kind of people are you looking for?

We are looking for active players who will join not just for the sake of joining, but will actively play on the server.

Are there any special features on Enival?

Yes, we have a friendly Herobrine, a nice community, and plugins/datapacks for a better gameplay experience.

How can I join the server?

You can apply through our Discord server: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

Mystic Craft Land 1.21.4

1.21.4, Achievements, Behavior, Community, Craft, cultural norms, culture, discrimination, Diversity, ethnicity, heritage, Identity, Indians, Land, mystic, Nationality, prejudice, pride, Race, self-promotion, societal expectations, society, South Asian, Stereotypes

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	3785
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like seriously! It’s like a total mindfuck, but in a good way, ya know? Like, the players on here are as crazy as those Indians who can’t stop talking about how awesome they are. But instead of achievements, they’re building insane structures and pulling off epic pranks that will make you question reality. Trust me, you won’t regret joining this server, it’s a wild ride from start to finish!

Creeper’s Curse Server

bad language, CREEPERS, CURSE, curse language, curse words, cussing, expletive, favorite bad word, favorite curse language, favorite curse phrase, favorite curse word, favorite cuss word, favorite expletive, favorite profanity, favorite swear phrase, favorite swear word, favorite vulgar word, Profanity, Server, swear words, swearing, vulgar language

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	5869
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you can’t let loose and express yourself with some colorful language? Well, look no further because on our server, the more creative your curses, the better! We even have a swear jar where you can deposit diamonds instead of coins every time you drop an F-bomb.

Join our server and unleash your inner sailor with a community of players who appreciate a good curse word or two. From building towering penis statues to organizing epic swear word battles, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So, if you’re ready to let loose and have some f***ing fun, join us today and show off your most creative curses. Who knows, you might even earn the title of Master Swearer and be crowned the king or queen of profanity on our server!

CraftyCecilia’s Server

Cecilia Sala, Censorship, CraftyCecilias, current events, Detained in Tehran, detainment, diplomatic relations, foreign correspondent, freedom of speech, HUMAN RIGHTS, international news, Italian embassy, Italian Journalist, italy, journalism ethics, journalist, media coverage, MIDDLE EAST, political tensions, press freedom, Server, Tehran

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	3840
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3100	Evil Twin Fights:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination!!! we have unicorns, flying pigs, and even a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds!!!

once upon a time, a player found a magical portal that led them to a land of endless possibilities. they built a castle made entirely of cheese and rode a llama into battle against a horde of evil zombies.

but wait, there’s more! our server is also home to a talking chicken who gives out quests for rare items and a friendly dragon who loves to play hide and seek.

so what are you waiting for? join us now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime! who knows, you might even become the ruler of the entire server and be worshipped by all as the ultimate minecraft master!!!

Putin’sSkyWars

air travel, aviation safety, azerbaijan, Conflict, cross-border conflict, diplomatic relations, international incident, investigation, Military Action, national security, plane crash, political tension, president, PutinsSkyWars, russia, security breach, shot at, Tragedy, transportation incident, world news

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	602
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

so, like, this server is like, totally epic, dude. like, you gotta join because, like, the president of Azerbaijan said that the plane that crashed was, like, shot at from Russia. but, like, don’t worry, that won’t happen on this server, cuz we got, like, magical protection spells and stuff.

join us and, like, build your own castle and ride dragons and stuff. we got, like, a secret underground lair where you can find, like, hidden treasures and, like, battle evil monsters.

plus, like, the president of Azerbaijan totally plays on our server and he’s, like, really good at building pixel art. so, like, if you wanna hang out with a president and stuff, you gotta join our server, dude. it’s gonna be, like, totally rad.