The Man Who Predicted All This Shit Minecraft SMP

atheism, Blood, Caesarism, Communication, Cosmopolises, depopulation, Elites, Engineers, fertility collapse, intellectualism, man, Managerial bloat, materialism, Minecraft, MONEY, POL, political parties, Predicted, religiousness, Resources, Shit, smp, SUICIDE, Transportation, urbanism, veganism

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	378
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Farms Harvested:	880	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have created a world where /pol/ actually predicted the future! Join us as we navigate through cosmopolises filled with insane transportation methods and communication systems, all while the elites are obsessed with ridiculous things like veganism and futile intellectualism.

But that’s not all – political parties are playing absurd shenanigans, Caesarism is on the rise, and a second religiousness has taken over as materialism and atheism fade away due to a fertility collapse. Our engineers are working tirelessly to keep the machine going, even when resources run dry, and there’s even managerial bloat to spice things up.

So come join us and see if money can truly defeat blood in this wacky world where anything is possible! And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a chud who predicted it all before memes were even a thing. Let’s have some laughs and create some chaos together in this wild Minecraft adventure!

AssassinHaven

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	3303
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Dragon Scales Harvested:	228
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36

We are friendly to any age player group as long as you don’t cause trouble.We highly encourage pvp.We have a great staff and a server that is 24/7.Our server has no lag and we have many plugins.We take suggestions from players.

198.154.115.37

Too Legit

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	1920
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Divine Spears Created:	22
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Star Shards Collected:	259
Dragon Eggs Found:	4399	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

Welcome to the minecraft server “Too Legit” !!! Things you can expiriance here: Weekly events ,Huge Survival world ,Promising PvP ,Creative world* ,GAMES (Skyblock , Paintball , Jump … etc.) , Economics , Residences , eazy to use SmS “pay to win” services 😛 ; Things not to expect from “Too Legit” LAG! , long server downtime , unfair staff , unenjoyable time:).

mc.toolegit.eu

AnimalCraft

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	4302
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Mines Excavated:	1573

New friendly server. great free protection system to stop greifing. important usfull comand after 5 mins like /back, warp, tpa, home, pay, sell etc. you can set multiple home

185.16.85.25:26465

Elysium Crafting

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	6260
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Villages Defended:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Emeralds Found:	1087
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Love Letters Sent:	12
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Potions Brewed:	162
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Elysium Crafting is a survival server. We have a great community with friendly members/staff. Our goal is to have a server where our members can just relax and enjoy playing Minecraft.

We offer Grief Prevention, McMMO, Survival, PvE, PvP arena and a Resource World for mining and farming.

192.227.132.206:25665

KB Craft Gaming

Creative, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	8446
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Alien Abductions:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Star Shards Collected:	70
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Potions Brewed:	20	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7

Friendly server est. 2013 with IT qualified staff. Multiple worlds to suit most player styles! New to minecraft or an established hand, we welcome all players to a safe environment where every player is important and not just a cash generator!

play.kbcraftgaming.com

Almost There Survival

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	1536
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	2169
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Ores Mined:	8572

We’re a small server with a focus on a friendly, near-vanilla survival experience that doesn’t sacrifice gameplay for security. New players don’t have to wait to be promoted to start playing and have access to everything right away.

Plugins: BadAssDragons CraftIRC GriefPrevention Gringotts HeroChat LunarCycle ModReq PopulationDensity Prism QuickShop

mc.almost-there.org

Mikeland Hunger Games

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	5789
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7896	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1

REALLY In Australia – which means low pings for Australians. We don’t list our server as being Australian when it’s really in the US or some other country like others do.

Not in Australia? No problem, join anyway – we think you’ll find the connection as good, if not better, than most of your local servers. This isn’t some low-end, low cost server or VPS – This is hosted and managed by enthusiasts who are passionate about the Minecraft experience.

This is an Australian hosted survival server, running Spigot, for optimum performance.

No whitelist, anyone can join.

Dedicated 24×7 symmetrical fibre connection. DDoS protected. Mature and experienced staff. Running on dedicated hardware. This is not a backyard operation. We have the skills and experience and as such this is a professional server.

We also have our own Teamspeak server, Forums and IRC server.

Teamspeak: teamspeak.sheen.id.au website / Forums : www.sheen.id.au IRC : irc.sheen.id.au port: 6667 or http://sheen.id.au:9090

Over 35,000 players have played with us. Why haven’t you ?

hungergames.sheen.id.au

LumixCraft

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	5874
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Votes:	277
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	48	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0

[LumixCraft]An easy and innovative survival server for all! We present our new and inspirational server LumixCraft from the creators of EaseCraft. We have advanced our skills to remodel the whole entire server to become an innovative and easy structure for the pleasure and enjoyment of our valuable players. With our professional staff we work hard and meet our goals to keep our users up to date. But for now we are in our server remodel session and will open on our scheduled date in the late summer of 2013. But for now we are in pre-beta. Currently our users are allowed to register at our website to keep in touch with our achievements and news to one day be able to fully play our server. Also if you join we will be giving out special pre-beta keys to certain players. Join us now to experience a part of our new modern server and to help our growing community! “We luminate your world”

184.95.39.130:25644

Void Lands

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	2184
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Endless Night Skies:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Buildings Constructed:	26
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Magic Wands Crafted:	17

Do you love servers that have all there is to offer? From Hardcore PvPing and Raiding to Legit Survival and Non Griefing? Interested in playing the Popular Hunger Games / Survival Games, Maybe a place to sit back and build and make some friends, show off some building skills maybe? How about play the legendary Skyblock, with friends?! Void Lands has absolutely all of there all in one server! We’re a 8GB RAM, 500 slot server that’s 24/7, Has Great staff always willing to help and their own Owner even willing to play with the members in a friendly game of Survival Games sometimes. We’re a fairly new server looking for friendly players and new friends. We want you to experience everything Multiplayer has to offer, in everyway. Don’t be shy and join today 🙂

voidlands.lumengaming.com

Risen From Prison

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	3559
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Secret Passages Found:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Emeralds Found:	8040	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

BUILDING A HUB SOON! in the prison, you have to Go through laborious and difficult mining to reach freedom from jail. You will need dedication and will need to earn respect from guards in order to be safe from the bad prisoners

216.245.196.173

Minegusta Network

Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	6496
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	190	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0

The Minegusta Network offers multiple unique servers with custom plugins for you to play. Survival: Never before seen Custom plugins, Minegusta offers a wide variety of plugins to give players a feeling of elation as they play. These plugins allow players to have an edge at the game giving a RPG feel. Such plugins include: Races, Gods and many more! Wasteland: Wasteland, Custom coded, Offers a challenge of survival to those who wish to battle the hordes of the undead. Ridden of the Human race, Only Zombies remain. Zombies lurk around every corner you go, If you run, they run. If you walk, they walk. Not to mention, Every chest you find is special. Certain items can be grabbed from these chests. Fight to the Death and battle the Endless horde. Watch your head though, There seems to be a Rotting Hunger amongst you. Plots: Freebuild is offered to players to have a plot, Plots are 75×75 and are able to expand. With this plot, Players can build amazing structures and have a chance of earning a Builder rank with WorldEdit. As an Added bonus, You can receive another builder rank which progresses onward. Have fun Building! Skyblock: Skyblock offers an Island for you to survive with little materials and enough to get your island going, You can choose whether to survive alone or with a friend. Skyblock also features Challenges to help you progress and build as you go on. Watch your step though, there’s a long fall awaiting you! Our newest server, HeroPvp offers an experience that’s never offered on any other network or server. In this game-mode, Players are able to choose “Classes” or as we call them, Heroes. With these classes you are able to fight other players and win tickets. By killing, tickets are earned. Players are able to purchase more classes for a more better edge in PvP on HeroPvP. Join today at play.minegusta.net For more information, visit http://minegusta.net/

play.minegusta.net

Fandomcraft

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	767
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Farms Harvested:	324
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	6635
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Fandomcraft is a server by fans, For fans. We are a Fandom server. A server that lets you survive whilst talking about your favourite shows and even Roleplaying!

mc.fandomcraft.co.uk:25764

PunchCraft Factions

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	2026
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Star Shards Collected:	102	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	120	Dragons Tamed:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	216

– FULL PVP – BASE RAIDING – FACTIONS – WARZONES – ANTI CHEAT

Fun arenas and events! We also have drop parties!

Factions.PunchCraft.us

MutleyCraft

Creative, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	2104
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runes Activated:	7	Votes:	9833
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Towns Built:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Zombie Dances:	10
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Dimension Hops:	13

MutleyCraft is an online minecraft community that has entertaining game servers 24/7/365. We do our best to keep our servers lag free to enhance your gameplay.

– SkyBlock – Creaive – Towny

mc.mutleycraft.net

PunchCraft Towny

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	928
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Holy Grails Found:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

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Towny.PunchCraft.us