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NewYearNoms Minecraft SMP

2021, Appetite, Beginning, Breakfast, brunch, DELICIOUS, Early, Eating, first bite, first meal, Food, fresh start, Hungry, Meal, Minecraft, morning, new beginnings, New Year, NewYearNoms, resolution, smp, Start, Tasty

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	7171
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Dimension Hops:	11
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

OMG GUYS, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP server because we have the most lit food fights ever! Like, last week someone threw a whole cake at someone’s face and it was hilarious! Plus, our admins are like, super cool and they give out diamond armor like it’s candy. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party where we all dance with creepers. It’s wild, man. So come join us and let’s make this year the craziest one yet! #foodfight #diamondarmor #discofever

BlockyStageJitters

advice, anxiety, Audience, BlockyStageJitters, Body language, breathing exercises, Communication, Confidence, eye contact, fear, nerves, positive thinking, Practice, Preparation, presentation, public speaking, self-assurance, self-confidence, stage fright, Tips, Visualization

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	6690
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	98	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable server out there!

Join us if you want to ride on a flying pig, battle a giant chicken boss, or even have a dance-off with a group of friendly zombies. Our server is filled with surprises at every turn, so be prepared for the unexpected!

And if you’re nervous about presenting in front of an audience, don’t worry! Our server is the perfect place to practice your public speaking skills. Imagine giving a presentation to a group of talking cows or singing creepers – you’ll be a pro in no time!

So come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server for a wild and unforgettable experience. Who knows what crazy adventures await you? Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your sense of adventure!

CraftyStarmer’sMCServer

British PM, CraftyStarmersMCServer, election, elon musk, FT reports, Government, leadership, Musk, News, opposition, Oust, Overthrow, Plan, political maneuvering, Politics, prime minister, speculation, Starmer, strategy, Tactics, United Kingdom

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	6278
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Zombie Dances:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	25	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

so, this server is like a magical land where u can build ur wildest dreams and fight off evil mobs like a hero. we got dragons, unicorns, and even talking creepers.

join us if u wanna be part of the epic battle to overthrow the evil ruler, British PM Starmer. he’s been tryna ban all the fun in Minecraft and we ain’t gonna stand for it.

plus, Elon Musk himself is on our side and he’s got some crazy plans to take down Starmer before the next election. imagine being part of that epic showdown.

so come on, join us and let’s show Starmer who’s boss in this wacky Minecraft world.

AuschwitzCraft – No Arrests, Just Blocks!

Arrest warrant, Arrests, Auschwitz anniversary, AuschwitzCraft, blocks, diplomatic immunity, european union, extradition, Genocide, global politics, Holocaust, HUMAN RIGHTS, ICC warrant, International Criminal Court, international law, Israel, Justice, MIDDLE EAST, Netanyahu, Poland, political asylum, War Crimes, world news

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	4393
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	43
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Dragons Tamed:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, WHERE WE PROMISE NOT TO ARREST ANYONE FOR WAR CRIMES! WE’RE LIKE POLAND BUT BETTER!

WE HAVE AUSCHWITZ ANNIVERSARY PARTIES EVERY WEEK, COMPLETE WITH CREEPY SKINNY ZOMBIES AND GAS CHAMBER MAZES!

JOIN US FOR A FUN TIME, BUILDING BLOCKY MEMORIALS AND AVOIDING INTERNATIONAL ARREST WARRANTS!

DON’T MISS OUT ON THE ACTION, COME ON DOWN TO OUR SERVER TODAY!

Dad Jokes R Us

dad, dad bod, dad bond, dad fashion, dad hat, dad humor, dad jokes, dad laugh, dad life, dad love, dad quotes, dad sayings, dad smile, dad sneakers, dad style, funny, humor, jokes, Puns, unisex

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	9224
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Endless Night Skies:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	13

u wanna join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got dad jokes for days, bruh. like, u ever heard a zombie tell a dad joke? well u will on dis server. we got creepers who can recite shakespeare and skeletons who do stand-up comedy. plus, our admins are actual dads so u know the dad jokes are top notch. join now for a laugh riot and some seriously weird minecraft shenanigans.

Firestorm ClimateCraft

air pollution, carbon emissions, climate change, climate crisis, climate science, ClimateCraft, Connection, Deforestation, drought, ecological balance, ecosystem destruction, environmental impact, extreme weather, Firestorm, Forest fires, global warming, greenhouse gases, heatwaves, human activity, natural disasters, Science, Wildfires

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	8172
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	58	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Dragons Tamed:	1

lol u gotta join this server cuz we got the craziest shizz goin on!! like, did u know that our world is like, connected to the real world and when there’s a wildfire in real life, it actually affects our server?? yeah, it’s like science and stuff. so if u wanna be part of this wild adventure where u gotta fight off wildfires and save the planet, then u gotta join us!! plus, we got like, magical creatures and flying pigs and all that jazz. it’s gonna be lit, literally. so come join us and be a hero in this crazy world where climate change is real and u gotta save the day!! let’s do this, gamers!! 🌍🔥🐷

Divergent SMP New Season

application, apply, Community, content creators, Discord, divergent, Events, Experience, Friends, frozen, Fun, java, Minecraft, new world, Ravine, Reset, rules, Season, Server, smp, Spawn, Winter

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	9188
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	461	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Star Shards Collected:	183	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Divergent SMP 7th Season Overview

Info	Description
Server Name	Divergent SMP
Season	7th Season
World Reset	Less than a month ago
Spawn	Hand selected frozen ravine
Whitelisted	Yes
Application	Required to join

FAQ

How do I apply to join Divergent SMP?

To apply to join Divergent SMP, visit apply.divergentsmp.net and follow the application process.

Are there any rules I need to follow on the server?

Yes, Divergent SMP has a set of rules that all players must follow. These rules ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for everyone on the server. Make sure to read and understand the rules before applying to join.

Is there a Discord server for Divergent SMP?

Yes, Divergent SMP has a Discord server where players can communicate, participate in events, and interact with the community. Once you are accepted into the server, you will receive an invitation to join the Discord server.

Late Favorite Moments 1.20.4

1.20.4, 2014, best moment, Cherished moments, Favorite, favorite memories, favourite moment, highlights, Late, looking back, memorable events, Memories, MOMENTS, Nostalgia, past year, Recollection, Reflection, Reminiscence, Reminiscing, special memories, time gone by, unforgettable times, Year In Review

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	7467
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Bro, forget 2014, join this Minecraft server where every moment is like a crazy rollercoaster ride through a rainbow-filled dimension of pure chaos and shenanigans!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats and monocles appears out of nowhere, offering you a quest to find the legendary bacon sword that shoots fireballs made of cheese!

Or how about this: you’re building a majestic castle and a group of mischievous llamas start photobombing all your screenshots, but instead of getting mad, you end up having a llama dance party on the roof!

Trust me, on this server, every moment is a potential meme waiting to happen. So why live in the past when you can join us and create unforgettable memories that will make 2014 look like a snoozefest in comparison? Let’s go on this wild ride together, my fellow Minecraft maniacs!

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

childhood home, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, financial constraints, Guilt, holiday drama, long distance family, Minecraft, parental separation, public school teacher, Resentment, rocky relationships, Server, sibling relationships, step siblings, step-family, stepmom issues, wedding expenses, wedding invitation, WeddingCraft

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	7143
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Emeralds Found:	4669	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Hey there gamers,

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and leave behind the chaos of broken ankles, crazy stepmoms, and weddings you don’t want to attend. On our server, you can build your dream world without worrying about crawling out of windows with a cast on or spending thousands of dollars flying across the country for awkward family gatherings.

We promise you won’t find any 30-year-old stepbrothers taking over childhood bedrooms here. And if you’re a public school teacher on a budget, don’t worry – our server is free to join and full of laughs.

So come on over and let’s build a world where the only drama is deciding what color to paint your pixelated house. See you there!

SkiBaeBlockParty

Austria, Austria trip, Best Friend, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Cheating, Commitment, Communication, Confrontation, doubts, free trip, Girlfriend, inappropriate videos, Jealousy, relationship, Respect, ski trip, SkiBaeBlockParty, skiing skills, Trust

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	5012
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	32	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Look no further than our server, where you can escape all the relationship drama and just focus on building amazing structures and battling creepers!

Join our server and leave all the boyfriend’s childhood best friend drama behind. No need to worry about inappropriate videos or exes getting in the way of your gaming experience. Plus, we offer free trips to Austria for all players (just kidding, we wish we could offer that but unfortunately, it’s just a Minecraft server).

So come join us and let’s build a world where the only drama is whether you can survive the night or not!

BalloonPopper Minecraft SMP

balloon bursting, balloon cleanup, balloon deflation, balloon destruction, balloon disposal, balloon disposal ideas, balloon disposal methods, Balloon pop, balloon popping, balloon popping techniques, balloon recycling, balloon removal, balloon waste, balloon waste management, BalloonPopper, balloons, eco-friendly balloon disposal, Minecraft, Party, party cleanup, popping balloons, smp, sustainable party cleanup

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	7008
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zombie Dances:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Alien Abductions:	2
Divine Spears Created:	20	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Crops Grown:	9543	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread! Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and diamonds rain from the sky, that’s basically what this server is like.

We have the craziest events like llama races and creeper karaoke nights, it’s lit AF. And don’t even get me started on the custom plugins, we have one that turns all the sheep into disco dancing sheep, it’s hilarious.

But the best part is the community, everyone is so friendly and funny, you’ll never have a dull moment. So come join us and let’s pop those balloons together, in the most ridiculous ways possible! 🎈🎉🐑🎤🚀

BlockyLove: SexCraft

BlockyLove, Commitment, Communication, Connection, desire, emotional bond, fulfillment, Happiness, IMPORTANCE, Intimacy, long term, love, Partnership, Passion, physical connection, relationship, romance, satisfaction, sex, SexCraft, sexual compatibility, Trust

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	2521
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	65
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is all about getting frisky! That’s right, we’ve got hot tubs, heart-shaped beds, and even a secret underground dungeon for all your naughty escapades. Who needs diamonds when you can mine for love on our server? Join us now and get ready for a steamy adventure like no other!

MissileMayhem Minecraft Server

(PILOT), achievement, Air Force, Bravery, Combat, Conflict, cruise missiles, Defense, defense system, eastern europe, f-16, fighter jet, heroism, Military, Minecraft, MissileMayhem, Mission, national security, RECORD, Russian assault, Server, UKRAINIAN, war zone

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	3429
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8

Yo, you ever seen a Ukrainian F-16 pilot take down SIX cruise missiles in ONE mission? That’s some next level shiz right there! Join our Minecraft server and you’ll feel like a badass pilot too, taking down creepers and zombies like it’s no big deal. Plus, we got Russian assaults happening left and right, so you better join quick before it’s too late! Who needs boring old regular servers when you can be part of epic battles and crazy missions like this? Let’s goooooo!

BrusselsBlockParty

anti-semitism, Belgium, Brussels, BrusselsBlockParty, ceremony, Conflict, controversy, cultural sensitivity, education, EJP, Europe, gaza, History, Holocaust remembrance, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, refusal, SCHOOLs, Students, teachers, War

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	9011
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Ores Mined:	7159
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11	Buildings Constructed:	28
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Potions Brewed:	115
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

join our epic minecraft server where we have schools that refuse to participate in holocaust remembrance ceremonies because they are too busy fighting in the war in gaza! come build with us and see if you can survive the chaos of students throwing textbooks instead of potions. who needs history lessons when you can have a battle royale in the school courtyard? join now for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!

Ice Age Porcupine Haven

adaptation, age, Ancient, animal, Creature, Defensive, Evolution, Extinct, GIANT, Haven, Hedgehog, Ice, ice age, mammal, Nature, Porcupine, prehistoric, quills, rodent, sharp, Spiky, thorny, wildlife

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	9270
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Crops Grown:	4142
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Buildings Constructed:	16

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got porcupines the size of freakin’ mammoths runnin’ around! Imagine tryna build your house and BAM, a giant ice-age hedgehog comes rollin’ through like “Sup, I’m here to party!”

But wait, there’s more! We got a secret underground disco club where all the creepers and zombies go to get down and boogie. You ain’t lived until you’ve seen a skeleton breakdancing to some sick beats.

And don’t even get me started on our epic treasure hunts. We hide diamonds in the most ridiculous places, like inside a chicken’s butt or under a llama’s hat. You never know what you’re gonna find, but it’s always worth the adventure.

So come on down to our wacky Minecraft server and join in on the madness. Who needs normal when you can have porcupines the size of houses and dancing skeletons? Let’s get weird, baby!

Players:	105/500	Votes:	8085
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
New Chunks Explored:	713529	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Dragons Tamed:	3