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Players: | 102/1000 | Votes: | 8153 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 | Farms Harvested: | 562 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 | Votes: | 9264 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 15 |
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of diamonds, or participate in our annual llama racing competition. Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a giant slime block, so watch out for unexpected bounces!
Our community is filled with hilarious pranksters, expert builders, and even a few secret agents disguised as chickens. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft legend in our one-of-a-kind SMP.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!