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Players: | 97/200 | Votes: | 7613 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 |
Secret Passages Found: | 4 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 27 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 4 | Orbs of Power Found: | 11 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 1412 |
Runes Activated: | 4 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 10 |
Rune Stones Activated: | 8 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of diamonds, or participate in our annual llama racing competition. Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a giant slime block, so watch out for unexpected bounces!
Our community is filled with hilarious pranksters, expert builders, and even a few secret agents disguised as chickens. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft legend in our one-of-a-kind SMP.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!