The Lord Commander’s Minecraft SMP

Commander, Commanders, File, file manager, Lord, lord commander, Manager, Minecraft, MMXXIV, no thumbnails in file manager, smp, Thumbnails, year, year of our lord commander MMXXIV

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	3527
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	24
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP of the year MMXXIV! We may not have thumbnails in our file manager, but we do have a bunch of wild and wacky players ready to embark on some crazy adventures.

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of diamonds, or participate in our annual llama racing competition. Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a giant slime block, so watch out for unexpected bounces!

Our community is filled with hilarious pranksters, expert builders, and even a few secret agents disguised as chickens. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft legend in our one-of-a-kind SMP.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!

Mystic Sands Realm 1.21.3

1.21.3, Anonymity, Beliefs, CONSERVATIVE, culture, Curiosity, damaging, exposure, Identity, MENA, MIDDLE EAST, mystic, Normie, North Africa, porn, Realm, Religion, sands, society, Traditions, upbringing, VALUES, Western

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	6891
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride through the MENA region, where the only thing conservative is our creeper explosions! Explore virtual worlds and escape the confines of reality, just like escaping the constraints of a conservative upbringing.

Our server is the perfect place to unleash your inner curiosity and explore new horizons, just like discovering porn for the first time. Who needs the west when you can be a turbo normie in our virtual realm?

Come join us for a crazy adventure that will make you question everything, just like questioning your religious beliefs. Let’s break free from the norm and embrace the chaos of our Minecraft server!

Free Tay K Minecraft SMP

criminal justice, free, free Tay K, Hip Hop, incarceration, injustice, justice system, Legal System, long tail tag, Minecraft, Music (Industry), parole, prison reform, probation, rapper, Rehabilitation, smp, Tay, Tay-K, unfair sentencing, young artist, youth offenders

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	5270
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

Yo, on this Minecraft SMP, we’re all about justice for Tay K! We believe he’s been mining away in that virtual prison for way too long. Join us and help us build a world where Tay K can roam free and finally enjoy some diamond armor and enchanted weapons. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our SMP, you’ll have a chance to participate in a secret quest to break Tay K out of his pixelated prison. Let’s make Minecraft history together, one block at a time!

InLawLand Minecraft Server

assertive communication, Assertiveness, Communication, Cultural awareness, cultural clashes, Cultural differences, cultural misunderstandings, cultural norms, cultural sensitivity, family dynamics, family expectations, handling conflict, in-law conflict, in-law relationships, InLawLand, intercultural relationships, Minecraft, navigating tension, relationship advice, Self Respect, self-confidence, Server, standing up for yourself

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	3998
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Emeralds Found:	550	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18
Gods Slained:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	157	Epic Shields Constructed:	30

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands your cultural differences? Look no further! Join our server where we embrace all cultures, even if they involve talking back to your in-laws!

We understand the struggle of tense relationships with in-laws, that’s why on our server, you can talk back to anyone you want! No need to hold back, let out all your frustrations in the chat.

Just like in real life, on our server, you can assert yourself and stand up for what you believe in. No need to worry about escalating tension, we thrive on drama and chaos!

So come join us on the most culturally diverse Minecraft server out there, where you can be yourself and let your voice be heard. Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic for dealing with family drama?

CraftyCarCraze

Accidents, Angry, CAR, CraftyCarCraze, dad, DEBT, Disappointed, DRIVE, Effort, ENTITLEMENT, Grateful, illegal, insurance, License, not accepting, Porsche, Privilege, stepmom, WIBTAH

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	7753
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Emeralds Found:	252	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5811

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to worry about insurance for your virtual cars! 🚗💨

Join us and experience the thrill of driving without the fear of lifelong debt hanging over your head. Our virtual roads are safe and accident-free, so you can zoom around without a care in the world.

Who needs a Porsche when you can have a pixelated car in our Minecraft world? Plus, if you do happen to crash (which is highly unlikely), there won’t be any consequences in real life. It’s a win-win situation!

So come on over and leave your insurance worries behind. Drive, build, and have a blast in our crazy Minecraft server. See you there! 🎮🌟

CraftyNotArtsy – Minecraft SMP

Aesthetics, art, Boundaries, Craftsmanship, CraftyNotArtsy, creativity, cultural norms, Expression, imagination, innovation, Interpretation, Minecraft, originality, Overlooked, Perception, perspective, skill, smp, societal standards, Subjective, talent, Unconventional, Unrecognized

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	6126
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Love Letters Sent:	3

OMG you guys, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server?! It’s like, the most lit place to be right now. Like, seriously, you gotta join because we have the most insane builds ever. Like, there’s a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of diamonds, and a roller coaster that goes through a lava waterfall. It’s like, totally wild.

And the best part is, we have the craziest events ever. Like, last week we had a dance party in the Nether and everyone was wearing glow-in-the-dark armor. It was so epic, I couldn’t even handle it. And don’t even get me started on the pranks we pull on each other. One time, we filled someone’s house with a million chickens. It was clucking madness, I tell ya.

So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane Minecraft SMP server ever, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP. But be warned, once you join, you’ll never wanna leave. It’s like a black hole of awesomeness.

PlushCraft – Sleepless Nights

bedtime comfort, bedtime routine, childhood memories, comfort objects, cuddly toys, Emotional support, mental health, NIGHTS, Nostalgia, plush toys, PlushCraft, Relaxation, security blankets, sentimental items, sleep aids, sleep associations, sleep companions, sleep patterns, sleep therapy, sleeping habits, sleeping with toys, Sleepless, stuffed animals

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	5988
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Enchantments Applied:	86
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Magic Items Found:	4310
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	6

Are you tired of sleeping with boring old stuffed animals? Join our Minecraft server and sleep with virtual pandas, unicorns, and even a dragon or two! Our server is so lit, even your stuffed animals will be jealous. Plus, rumor has it that if you sleep with a virtual llama, you’ll have the best dreams of your life. So why settle for teddy bears when you can have a whole virtual zoo in your bed? Join now and upgrade your stuffed animal game to epic proportions!

AuschwitzEscape Minecraft Server

arrest, Auschwitz, AuschwitzEscape, commemoration, Diplomatic tension, european history, fearing, Genocide, historical event, Holocaust, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Justice, liberation anniversary, memorial, Minecraft, Nazi occupation, pm, Poland, political controversy, Server, War Crimes, world war II

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	5457
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Endless Night Skies:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Enchantments Applied:	150

Lol come join dis server, it’s so lit dat even PM scared to come! We got crazy builds like a giant chicken riding a pig and a rollercoaster made of diamonds! Plus, rumor has it dat if u find da secret hidden treasure, u get a lifetime supply of virtual cookies! So what u waiting for? Join now before PM gets arrested by Poland for missing out on all da fun!

XmasMarketAttackerSaudiProIsrael

anti-Islamist, anti-Semitic, attacker, CONTENT, extremism, German, international relations, investigation, MIDDLE EAST, News, Politics, pro Israel, religious extremism, Report, Saudi, SUSPECT, Terrorism, terrorism attack, violence, Xmas market, XmasMarketAttackerSaudiProIsrael

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	9056
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Falling into the Void:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

so like, this server is like the bomb dot com, bro. we got pigs that can fly and chickens that drop diamonds. like, what even is reality anymore, amirite?

join our server and you’ll be transported to a magical land where llamas rule the world and creepers are actually friendly.

oh, and get this, our main admin is a talking potato who can grant you three wishes. true story, bro.

come on, join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

FutureCraft: Crystal Ball Edition

always correct, Ball, CLAIRVOYANCE, create the future, crystal, destiny, Divination, Edition, ESOTERIC, fate, fortune tellers, fortune telling, future prediction, FutureCraft, long tail, Metaphysical, Mysticism, occult, predestination, Prophecy, psychic abilities, spiritualism, Supernatural, what if

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	2664
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Void Armor Forged:	29
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10

so, like, imagine this, right? u join this epic minecraft server and suddenly u r transported to a magical land where fortune tellers rule the world. but get this, they don’t just predict the future, they CREATE it. like, whoa dude, mind blown.

join this server for a chance to have ur wildest dreams come true or ur worst nightmares become a reality. u never know what’s gonna happen next, it’s like living in a real-life choose your own adventure book.

plus, the fortune tellers are always right, so u can trust them to lead u on the craziest adventures. who needs a crystal ball when u have a diamond sword, amirite?

so come on, what r u waiting for? join this server and let the fortune tellers show u a whole new world of possibilities. just be prepared for anything, cuz in this land, anything can happen.

Nerve Regen Fun Zone

acute spinal cord injury, antibody, antibody therapy, axonal regeneration, Enhanced, Fun, inhibitory factors, motor function, nerve, nerve damage, nerve growth, nerve regeneration, nerve repair, neurological recovery, neuroprotection, neuroregeneration, Neurorehabilitation, Neutralizes, REGEN, spinal cord healing, spinal cord recovery, spinal cord trauma, therapeutic antibody, Zone

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	8812
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	9346
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5

so like, u know how sometimes u fall off a cliff in minecraft and u break ur leg? well, on this server, we got this crazy antibody that like, totally fixes u up real quick! no more hobbling around with a broken leg, u’ll be back to running and jumping in no time! join our server and experience the miracle of science in minecraft! plus, we got this epic story where the antibody was actually created by a group of super intelligent pigs who wanted to help all the injured players in the game. it’s like a superhero movie, but in minecraft! come join us and be part of this amazing adventure!

MineRealm

Active players, BUILD, Community, community-driven, creator, Custom, Events, Explore, Friendly, java, Legit, long-running, meta-gameplay, minerealm, Player Base, Plugins, rules, Semi Vanilla, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Website

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	3379
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Towns Built:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

MineRealm Overview

Server	game.minerealm.com
Website	minerealm.com
Rules	minerealm.com/rules

About MineRealm:

From the creator of the Core Protect plugin.. We’ve been up and running since Oct 28, 2010, making us the third longest running legit survival SMP server!

We strive to keep core gameplay as close to vanilla as possible, while adding on additional (and fully optional) meta-gameplay.

FAQ

1. How long has MineRealm been around?

MineRealm has been running since October 28, 2010.

2. What is the server address for MineRealm?

The server address for MineRealm is game.minerealm.com.

3. Are there any rules to follow on MineRealm?

Yes, you can find the rules at minerealm.com/rules.

Divine World KamiKatsu 1.21.1

1.21.1, action, Adventure, Anime, attack on the capital, Chapter 40, cut short, Divine, FANTASY, Gods, japanese, kamikatsu, Kaminaki Sekai no Kamisama, Late DUMPING, Manga, manga release, Manga Review, manga series, Manga spoilers, manga update, newly translated chapter, Supernatural, world

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	7618
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Love Letters Sent:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Magic Items Found:	8307

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they just dropped a bombshell of a newly translated chapter. And get this, the attack on the capital is cut short! Like, what even is happening in this crazy server, man? You gotta jump in and experience the chaos for yourself. Don’t miss out on all the epicness, join now and be part of the madness!

Unironically Pass Minecraft SMP Austria

acceptance, Appearance, Austria, Authenticity, belonging, conformity, cultural norms, discrimination, European, gender, Identity, Inclusivity, integration, Minecraft, pass, passing, Perception, Self-expression, smp, societal expectations, society, Stereotypes, unironic, Unironically

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	4734
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	29	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Zombie Dances:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Void Armor Forged:	30

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a virtual world of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to see pigs riding on top of creepers, chickens wearing diamond armor, and villagers breakdancing in the town square. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!

But that’s not all – we have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, giant mushrooms that sing opera, and a hidden disco party in the Nether. And rumor has it, if you can find the elusive pink sheep, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

So come on down and join us on this wacky adventure where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the madness. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary hero of our server – or at least get a good laugh out of it!

GF Goodbye Minecraft Server

Apology, busy schedule, Commitment, Communication, Distance, Expectations, Frustration, Girlfriend, Goodbye, long distance communication, long-distance relationship, Minecraft, overreacting, patience, phone date, relationship issues, Server, standing up, Time management, Trust, trust issues, Understanding

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	6593
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Void Gems Collected:	20	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t stand you up like your long-distance girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is always there for you, unlike some people we know cough cough. Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and no disappearing acts!

We promise not to leave you hanging like some people who claim they fell asleep and then went out for drinks with friends. Our server will always be there to chat, play, and have a great time with. Plus, we have a strict no-standing-up policy, so you can trust that we won’t vanish on you like a ghost in the night.

So come join us on the most reliable Minecraft server out there. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a server that will never let you down? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

RageQuitRaverGF

anger, Argument, celiac, Communication, compromise, Cooking, Drunk, exhaustion, Guilt, late night, light sleeper, night out, partner, patience, Psychological, RageQuitRaverGF, relationship, Schedule, sleep issues, work nights

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	8584
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	13	Towns Built:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	1008
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Votes:	1210

Are you tired of being woken up in the middle of the night by your partner’s drunken cooking escapades? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join our server and escape the loud extractor fans and late-night meals that plague your sleep. Build your own virtual kitchen where your partner can cook to their heart’s content without waking you up. No more arguments, no more sleepless nights – just pure, uninterrupted gaming bliss.

Plus, on our server, you can create a virtual world where your partner’s office Christmas party never ends, and the food is endless. No need to worry about losing your cool or feeling guilty – just sit back, relax, and enjoy the virtual feast.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to sleep disruptions and hello to a world of endless possibilities. Who knew virtual cooking could be so peaceful?