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Players: | 100/900 | Votes: | 9366 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Emeralds Found: | 7229 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 13 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 | Secret Passages Found: | 3 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 9 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 11 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Magic Items Found: | 4270 |
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of diamonds, or participate in our annual llama racing competition. Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a giant slime block, so watch out for unexpected bounces!
Our community is filled with hilarious pranksters, expert builders, and even a few secret agents disguised as chickens. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft legend in our one-of-a-kind SMP.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!