The Lonely Llama – Minecraft SMP

achievement, AMBITION, Commitment, Dedication, determination, dream chasing, DRIVE, Focus, goal-setting, hard work, inspiration, Llama, lonely, Minecraft, motivation, never give up, one dream, one man, Passion, perseverance, personal growth, self improvement, smp, success

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	9222
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Star Shards Collected:	263
Gods Slained:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	410

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, quests to find the mythical “Diamond Bacon,” and secret underground dance parties with creepers. Oh, and did we mention that our server is actually run by a group of sentient llamas who are trying to take over the world? Yeah, it’s gonna be a wild ride, so hop on and join the chaos on ONE. DREAM. (Disclaimer: We are not responsible for any llama-induced nightmares)

GF Goodbye Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	6885
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Votes:	460	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Runes Activated:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Royal Courts Attended:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t stand you up like your long-distance girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is always there for you, unlike some people we know cough cough. Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and no disappearing acts!

We promise not to leave you hanging like some people who claim they fell asleep and then went out for drinks with friends. Our server will always be there to chat, play, and have a great time with. Plus, we have a strict no-standing-up policy, so you can trust that we won’t vanish on you like a ghost in the night.

So come join us on the most reliable Minecraft server out there. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a server that will never let you down? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

RageQuitRaverGF

anger, Argument, celiac, Communication, compromise, Cooking, Drunk, exhaustion, Guilt, late night, light sleeper, night out, partner, patience, Psychological, RageQuitRaverGF, relationship, Schedule, sleep issues, work nights

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	6681
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	187	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11

Are you tired of being woken up in the middle of the night by your partner’s drunken cooking escapades? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join our server and escape the loud extractor fans and late-night meals that plague your sleep. Build your own virtual kitchen where your partner can cook to their heart’s content without waking you up. No more arguments, no more sleepless nights – just pure, uninterrupted gaming bliss.

Plus, on our server, you can create a virtual world where your partner’s office Christmas party never ends, and the food is endless. No need to worry about losing your cool or feeling guilty – just sit back, relax, and enjoy the virtual feast.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to sleep disruptions and hello to a world of endless possibilities. Who knew virtual cooking could be so peaceful?

LifeCraft SMP: “Unexpected Weight”

LifeCraft, smp, unexpected, weight

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	3588
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	27
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18

Bro, let me tell you about this Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, you know when you’re just mining away and suddenly a creeper comes out of nowhere and blows up all your hard work? Well, on this server, we have creeper-proof armor that makes you invincible to those green boogers!

And get this, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. But shh, don’t tell anyone, it’s a super exclusive club.

Oh, and did I mention we have flying pigs that shoot lasers from their eyes? Yeah, it’s wild.

So if you want to join a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers), then you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those laser-shooting pigs, they can be a real pain in the butt sometimes.

CraftyContraband

acceptable, Allowed, CraftyContraband, crime, Forbidden, illegal, Justice, Lawful, lawful practices, Laws, Legal, Legitimate, misconceptions, misunderstood, permissible, Prohibited, regulations, rules, society

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	6547
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	100
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Endless Night Skies:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

Join our Minecraft server where we embrace all things wild and wacky! We’re the only server where it’s legal to ride pigs through the Nether, build giant statues of creepers in the spawn area, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats.

Forget about boring old rules and restrictions, on our server, the crazier the better! Want to build a rollercoaster that launches players into the sky? Go for it! Want to create a giant maze filled with exploding chickens? Why not!

So come join us and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just discover that what people view as illegal is actually the most fun you’ve ever had in Minecraft!

WarCrafty Minecraft Server

aggression, Attacks, Conflict, Defense, defense policy, defense strategy, Diplomacy, european union, German Defense Minister, global politics, international relations, Military, military preparedness, Minecraft, nato, putin, Putin attacks, russia, SECURITY, Server, wage war, War, Warcrafty

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	5300
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	318132
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Farms Harvested:	795	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even Putin is shook? Well, look no further cuz this server is where it’s at! Our Defense Minister said we need to be ready for war, so come join us and show Putin who’s boss in the world of blocks and pixels!

We got crazy events like zombie pigman invasions and creeper explosions that will have you on the edge of your seat. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a secret society (but with more diamonds and less secrecy).

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s show Putin that we mean business in the world of Minecraft! Who knew building blocks could be so intense? Let’s do this!

TaiwanCraft: Biden Bucks Edition

$571 Million, arms sales, Asia-Pacific, authorizes, biden, bipartisan support, Bucks, china taiwan, cross-strait relations, Defense, Edition, foreign policy, Indo-Pacific, international relations, military aid, military support, national security, SECURITY, strategic partnership, taiwan, TaiwanCraft, united states, US president

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	1948
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Villages Defended:	13
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	39
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	171
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

u know u want to join this epic minecraft server where u can build ur own army and take over the world like u r the president of taiwan. with $571 million in military aid from president biden, u can conquer all the other players and be the ultimate ruler of the server. join now and show everyone who’s boss!

RhythmCraft – Time Your Blocks

action, Adventure, Attacks, blocks, bloodborne, Challenging, Combat, dark souls, Difficulty, Dodges, ENEMY, games, Gaming, Hardcore, INTENSE, Rhythm, RhythmCraft, sekiro, Soulslike, strategy, Time, Timing, video games

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	9199
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Villages Defended:	15	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Towns Built:	9
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

LOLZ, join dis epic Minecraft server where we turn soulslike games into a DANCE PARTY! Imagine fighting mobs to the beat of sick tunes, dodging and attacking like a pro dancer. We even have a disco ball in the middle of the battlefield, cuz why not? Plus, if you can’t keep up with the rhythm, you’ll be forced to do the Chicken Dance in real life. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this crazy fun! Join now and get ready to boogie your way to victory!

VeggieCraft: GestationalGamerz

diabetes prevention, dietary habits, dietary patterns, early pregnancy, gestational diabetes, GestationalGamerz, health, Healthy Eating, healthy pregnancy, Iranian women, lifestyle choices, lower risk, maternal health, medical study, nutrition, plant based diet, Pregnancy, prospective cohort study, public health, research findings, VeggieCraft, wellness

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	1172
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crops Grown:	3051	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where we eat all the plants and avoid gestational diabetes like the plague! our players are like super healthy iranian women who know how to chow down on them veggies and keep their blood sugar in check. we even have a special quest where you have to find the rare magical broccoli to unlock unlimited health potions. trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this veggie-filled adventure!

Mystic Isles Server 1.20.2

1.20.2, ANONYMOUS, anonymous author, Book, Captivating, Enigmatic, Fiction, Intriguing, Isles, legend, literary, MARTYR, Mysterious, Mystery, mystic, No. 928928401, novel, page-turner, SaintLegendMartyr, Server, Suspense, Suspenseful, Thriller, unknown writer

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	5731
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	29	Enchantments Applied:	107
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Meteorites Collected:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, like ASAP!

Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, this place is like a magical unicorn paradise mixed with a sprinkle of rainbow dust and a dash of pure chaos.

Imagine building your own epic castle while fighting off zombie llamas and riding on flying pigs. Yeah, that’s the kind of insanity you can expect here.

Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

So, if you’re ready to have your mind blown and your Minecraft skills put to the ultimate test, then come join us at SaintLegendMartyr! Let the madness begin! 🦄🌈💥

Suspended Aster Minecraft SMP

Aster, confusion, consequences, consequences of actions, disbelief, disciplinary action, Drama, getting the boot, gossip, Minecraft, Misinformation, punishment, Rumors, School, school administration, school gossip, school rules, smp, social media, student behavior, student suspension, suspended, suspension

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	9431
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Secret Passages Found:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19

Oh boy, do we have a wild ride for you on our Minecraft SMP! Forget about boring old rules and regulations, we thrive on chaos and drama. Just last week, Aster thought they could get away with griefing everyone’s builds, but little did they know, our admin team is always watching. Let’s just say they won’t be causing any more trouble around here!

Join us if you want to experience epic battles, hilarious pranks, and unexpected plot twists. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. Don’t miss out on the madness, come join our insane Minecraft SMP today!

BroBro’s Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

banter, blocky, Boundaries, BroBros, brother issues, cheating girlfriend, codependency, emotional exhaustion, Emotional support, enabling behavior, family conflict, family drama, holiday stress, mental health, Minecraft, self-care, Server, setting boundaries, sibling dynamics, therapy refusal, tough decision, tough love, toxic relationship

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	2119
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of family drama! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, explore, and mine without any cheating girlfriends or drunk brothers in sight.

Imagine a world where you can create your own paradise without worrying about your brother showing up in just his socks, begging for help. On our server, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new lands without any interruptions.

Don’t let your brother’s relationship drama ruin your gaming experience. Join our server now and leave the real world behind. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?

CraftyCouplesCashCrisis

adjusting to change, child care arrangements, childcare options, Communication, compromise, CraftyCouplesCashCrisis, daycare costs, family activities, family finances, financial decision, financial responsibilities, financial strain, Guilt, high-stress job, household help, inflation impact, MIL assistance, parenting decisions, partner disagreement, saving money, working parents

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	6845
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Love Letters Sent:	17	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	30	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Alien Abductions:	0

Are you the arsehole for not wanting to spend a fortune on daycare when you have a perfectly capable MIL who can watch your kid for free? Join our Minecraft server and let us help you navigate the tricky waters of family dynamics and financial decisions!

On our server, we have a special daycare center where you can drop off your virtual kids for free and let them roam around safely while you go on epic adventures. No need to worry about the cost or your partner’s stress levels – we’ve got it all covered!

Plus, our MIL NPC (Non-Player Character) is always available to lend a helping hand and give you some much-needed relief. She’ll even help you build a virtual house and keep things running smoothly while you’re off mining for diamonds.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and let us show you that sometimes, cutting daycare costs can lead to a whole new world of fun and excitement! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos and laughter instead?

BedMkrNoPoint – Minecraft SMP

BedMkrNoPoint, BEDROOM, cleanliness, comfort, daily routine, efficiency, habits, Home decor, Housekeeping, Lifestyle, making your bed, mental health, Minecraft, morning routine, neatness, organization, productivity, Relaxation, self-discipline, sleep hygiene, smp, tidiness, well-being

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	1200
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Dragon Eggs Found:	7511	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10

Yo, so like, have you ever thought about joining this epic Minecraft SMP? Bro, let me tell you, it’s lit AF. Like, we got this one dude who builds giant statues of chickens everywhere, I swear it’s like a chicken cult or something. And then there’s this other guy who only communicates in pig oinks, like what even is that? But hey, it’s all part of the fun, right?

And don’t even get me started on the bed situation. Like, why would you even bother making your bed in real life when you can just respawn in Minecraft? It’s like, who even needs sleep when you can be mining for diamonds all night long, am I right? Plus, our server has this whole drama going on with the sheep population, apparently they’re planning a rebellion or something. It’s wild, man.

So yeah, if you’re looking for a totally bonkers Minecraft experience, come join our SMP. Just be prepared for chaos, insanity, and maybe a little bit of creepers blowing up your house. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

PixelPhysique

body type, ideal physique, physical appearance, physical appearance in a partner, physical appearance preferences, Physical attraction, physical attraction factors, physical attraction in dating, physical attraction in relationships, physical attraction qualities, physical attraction standards, physical attraction traits, physical characteristics, physical chemistry, physical compatibility, physical preferences, physical preferences in a partner, physical traits, physical turn-offs, physical turn-ons, PixelPhysique

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	2123
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Villages Defended:	16	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Votes:	5970	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Dragon Scales Harvested:	180	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Are you into blocky, pixelated babes with square heads and pixelated abs? Then boy do we have the server for you! Our Minecraft server is filled with all the hot pixelated characters you could ever dream of. From Steve with his chiseled jawline to Creeper with his explosive personality, there’s someone for everyone on our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic pixelated parties you’ve ever seen. We’re talking block parties that make Coachella look like a backyard BBQ. Get ready to dance the night away with Enderman and his sick dance moves, or chill by the pool with Zombie and Skeleton sipping on pixelated cocktails.

And if you’re looking for some drama, look no further. Our server is like a pixelated soap opera, with love triangles between Villager, Witch, and Iron Golem, and epic battles between Wither and Ender Dragon that will leave you on the edge of your block.

So come join our Minecraft server and get ready for a wild ride filled with pixelated fun, drama, and romance. Who needs real life when you can have all this craziness in the world of blocks and pixels?

UkraineDefenseMC Server

aggression, Breach, Conflict, Defense, defense lines, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Military, military strategy, nato, russia, SECURITY, Server, simultaneous attacks, Syrskyi, Ukraine, UkraineDefenseMC, Vladimir Putin, War

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	7777
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Astral Projections Made:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest battles ever! we got russia tryna breach ukraine but they just cant do it cuz our defense lines are too strong! syrskyi is like “nah bro, u aint gettin past us!” join us and be a part of the most intense battles in minecraft history! plus, we got llamas wearing sombreros and chickens riding pigs, it’s a total party up in here! so what are u waiting for? come join the fun and be a part of the madness!