The LMFAO Minecraft SMP Party! | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyChicksServer

Boys, Challenges, Communication, CraftyChicksServer, Differences, Difficulties, emotions, experiences, gender differences, Girls, Insights, misconceptions, Opinions, Perspectives, perspectives on gender., reddit, relationships, society, Stereotypes, Understanding

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	9145
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Hey gamers, are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is filled with drama, intrigue, and plenty of girl power!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of trying to explain redstone contraptions to clueless boys who just can’t seem to grasp the concept. Watch as they struggle to understand why you need to build a mob farm or automate your farms for maximum efficiency.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to epic battles between rival factions led by fierce female leaders. Will you join the Pink Pigtails or the Purple Princesses? The choice is yours, but be prepared for some serious girl drama along the way.

So come on, join our server and show those boys who’s boss in the world of Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

EUtopiaCraft

EU Membership, EU referendum, european union, EUtopiaCraft, Government, Iceland, Iceland EU debate, Iceland EU decision, Iceland EU future, Iceland EU integration, Iceland EU membership, Iceland EU negotiations, Iceland EU policy, Iceland EU referendum, Iceland EU relations, Iceland EU vote, Iceland government, Iceland government decision, Iceland politics, Politics, referendum

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	4499
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Chimeras Created:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Magic Wands Crafted:	21

hey u, ya u, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of awesomeness. like seriously, u can build ur own castle made out of cheese and ride a pig into battle against evil zombie llamas.

oh and get this, there’s a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples somewhere in the map. but beware, cuz there’s a group of evil chickens guarding it with their sharp beaks and deadly clucks.

and if u think dat’s cool, just wait til u hear about the annual potato festival we have every year. u can dress up as a potato and participate in potato-themed mini games like potato sack races and potato toss. it’s like a spud-tacular party u don’t wanna miss.

so what r u waitin for? come join dis server and let’s have a blast together. who knows, maybe u’ll even become the king of the potato kingdom.

Advanced Monkey Business Server

Advanced, Business, Do, Everything.., just, LITERALLY, long tail tags, MONKEY, monkey business, Server, tags

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	4941
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Divine Spears Created:	21
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Void Armor Forged:	21	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	New Chunks Explored:	441048
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

join dis server if u wanna experience da most wild and wacky shenanigans in minecraft history. we got monkeys runnin around buildin random stuff, throwin poop at each other, and causin chaos wherever they go. if u wanna be part of dis crazy world, den join us and embrace da madness. u never know what u gonna find around da corner, but one thing’s for sure – it’s gonna be bananas! so come on over and join da fun, cuz everything we do is literally just advanced monkey business.

Fully Vanilla Minecraft Server

ATTRACTIONS, Builds, Community, Discord, Events, fight club, Fully, Griefing, Habitable, History, Minecraft, nether roof, Phantoms, Pure, PvP, rules, Scamming.., semi anarchy, Server, server owner, Spawn, Stable, Survival, TOWN, unmodified, Vanilla

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	2769
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Magic Items Found:	5196
Dragon Eggs Found:	1309	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

Anarchy Network Minecraft Server

Brief Overview

Server Type	Semi-Anarchy
IP Address	AnarchyNetwork.net
Features	Unmodified survival experience, no map resets, no teleporting, no P2W, allowed Griefing/PvP/Scamming
World Border	1 Million blocks (2Mx2M)
Phantoms	Completely removed
Nether Roof Access	Allowed

FAQs

Q: Who maintains the Anarchy Network Minecraft Server?

A: The server is maintained by the owner, Snakeaim.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, there are four main rules: 1) Keep the chat civil, 2) No exploits or hacked clients, 3) No duping items (TNT dupe is allowed), 4) No lag machines or deliberate overuse of server resources.

Q: Can I teleport on the server?

A: You can teleport within a 200 block radius of spawn by using the /spawn command. Use this at your own risk as there are no spawn protections.

Q: Can I access the Nether roof?

A: Yes, Nether roof access is allowed on the server.

Q: Is there a Discord server for Anarchy Network?

A: Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/W7hRYgb2z9

Frosty Dreaming Land 1.20.5

1.20.5, celebration, christmas, cultural diversity, Cultural traditions, DECEMBER, dreaming, family gatherings, festive decorations, festive season, frosty, gift giving, Hannakuh, holiday festivities, holiday season, holiday spirit, holiday traditions, Land, media coverage, Multiculturalism, religious holidays, religious observance, social norms, winter holidays

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	1493
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Zombie Dances:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	42	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	592
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13

Yo, bros and broettes, forget about the mainstream servers that pretend Christmas doesn’t exist! Join our server where we embrace the holiday spirit all year round because we’re rebels like that. Plus, we have a secret underground Santa’s workshop where you can craft all the presents your heart desires. It’s like a festive conspiracy theory come to life, man. Who needs reality when you can have a jolly good time on our server? Join now and let’s spread some holiday cheer, Minecraft style!

Dad Puts On Eyes Wide Shut Minecraft SMP

dad, desire, Drama, EYES, eyes wide shut, FANTASY, forbidden love, Marriage, Masks, Minecraft, movie night, Mystery, Nicole Kidman, Provocative, Psychological, puts, secret society, seduction, sexual tension, shut, smp, stanley kubrick, temptation, Thriller, Tom Cruise, wide

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	9293
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and let your creativity run wild! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player built a giant roller coaster that went so fast, it actually launched them into another dimension where they had to fight off a horde of zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot. True story.

But that’s not all! We also have secret underground bunkers filled with treasure, a hidden village of friendly llamas who will trade you diamonds for cookies, and a magical forest where the trees sing show tunes. And don’t even get me started on the annual llama rodeo competition.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP and see where the adventure takes you. Just remember, anything can happen when dad puts on Eyes Wide Shut.

HubbylessGiftsCraft

appreciation, christmas gifts, Communication, compromise, Effort, exhaustion, Expectations, family, Friends, gift giving, Help, HubbylessGiftsCraft, husband, Marriage, Pregnancy, Presents, relationships, shopping, Support, teamwork, Understanding

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	8517
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Players Killed by Monsters:	948	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of carrying the gift-giving burden all by yourself! 🎁 Join us if you’re tired of being the only one putting in the effort during the holiday season!

🎅 Picture this: you’re trying to buy gifts for 20 people, but your partner is as helpful as a block of dirt. 🪨 You’re left to do all the work while they sit back and relax. Sound familiar? Then this server is perfect for you!

🎄 We promise a jolly good time as you navigate through the virtual world, collecting gifts and spreading joy – without the stress of doing it all alone! And hey, if your partner doesn’t pull their weight, you can always leave their name off the presents. 😂 Who needs credit anyway?

🤶 So grab your pickaxe and join us for a hilarious adventure filled with gift-giving drama and virtual holiday cheer! Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable? 😉🎮

MineCraftMania

Downtime, Entertainment, Free Time, hobbies, hobbies and interests, hobbies for adults, hobbies for couples, hobbies for creative people, hobbies for extroverts, hobbies for introverts, hobbies for kids, hobbies for men, hobbies for nature lovers, hobbies for seniors, hobbies for women, interests, leisure activities, MinecraftMania, pastimes, recreational pursuits, Relaxation

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	5036
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Chimeras Created:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Potions Brewed:	55	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3

Do you spend your free time staring at a blank wall, counting the seconds until you can go back to work or school? Well, my friend, it’s time to spice up your life with our epic Minecraft server!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking trees. Our server is so awesome that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft journey of your life!

RedstoneRumble Minecraft Server

CASUALTIES, Conflict, death toll, eastern europe, Government, Identification, international relations, investigation, Journalism, Media, Military, military intervention, Minecraft, News, Propaganda, putin, RedstoneRumble, Reporting, Russian soldiers, Server, Ukraine, War

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	4816
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	New Chunks Explored:	574053
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Dragons Tamed:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

omg u guys u gotta join this minecraft server its like so epic u wont believe it. like, we got russian soldiers fighting in ukraine or something, like wut even is that. u can join and be part of the action, maybe even save some soldiers from getting killed. its like a war zone but in minecraft, so u know its gonna be lit. join now and be a hero or something, idk just do it cuz its gonna be wild.

Elon’s Far-Right Craft

billionaire, controversial, controversy, Craft, elon musk, Elons, entrepreneur, Europe, extremism, far right, FarRight, Global, influence, innovation, leadership, Media, Politics, populism, public opinion, social media, spacex, Technology, tesla

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	1350
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	120	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Chimeras Created:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Enchantments Applied:	250

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. u know why? cuz elon musk, yeah, that dude, he like, courts europe’s surging far right on this server. like, he’s all about that crazy stuff, man. u gotta join this server to see all the wild shenanigans he’s up to. it’s like, out of this world, bro. plus, there’s like, diamond armor for days and creepers that explode in rainbows. it’s a total party, dude. so come join us and let’s get this party started, yeehaw!

NOVA

Anarchy, banned, base building, Chat, christmas, Community, Dupe, Friends, gb, gift, Griefing, grow, HACKING, Join, Minecraft, moderated, Nova, Obbi roof, Player Base, PvP, Resets, Server

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	6938
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
Hacking Allowed	Players are allowed to use hacking tools on the server.
Griefing Allowed	Players can grief each other’s builds on the server.
Base Building	Players can build their own bases and structures.
PvP	Players can engage in player versus player combat.
No Resets	The server will never be reset.
Unmoderated Chat	Chat is not moderated, allowing players to freely communicate.
Large Storage	The server has 200GB of storage.
Obbi Roof	Obbi roof and 2 nether highways already built.

Join our discord: http://discord.gg/nova-anarchy

Java IP: Nova-anarchy.net

FAQs

Q: Can I hack on the server?

A: Yes, hacking is allowed on the server.

Q: Is griefing allowed?

A: Yes, players are allowed to grief each other’s builds.

Q: Will the server ever reset?

A: No, the server will never be reset.

Q: Is chat moderated?

A: No, chat is not moderated on the server.

Q: How much storage does the server have?

A: The server has 200GB of storage.

Gulfie Westerners 1.21.2

1.21.2, Communication, cross-cultural awareness, Cultural differences, cultural exchange, cultural respect, cultural sensitivity, Diversity, Empathy, global citizenship, Gulfie, gulfies, intercultural communication, international relations, mutual respect, perspective, prejudice, Respect, Stereotypes, tolerance, Understanding, westerners

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	4102
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Chimeras Created:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1180
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Void Gems Collected:	19
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Yo, bros and broettes, if you wanna join this Minecraft server, you gotta come hang with us Gulfies! We’re like the cool kids on the block, except our block is made of virtual blocks in Minecraft. We demand respect from all you Westerners, so if you wanna learn some manners while building epic structures, this is the place to be! Plus, we have camels in the game for transportation, because why ride a boring horse when you can ride a majestic camel through the desert? Join us now and show some love for the Gulfies!

Minecraft SMP: ITT Sex Scenes

arousing, Disgusting, Erotic, explicit, funny, graphic, hot, INTENSE, ITT, lustful, Minecraft, Naughty, passionate, Poetic, Provocative, Romantic, Scenes, seductive, Sensual, sex, sex scenes, smp, Steamy, Subtle, titillating

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	1746
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Gods Slained:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	61

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own empire, battling fierce mobs, and maybe even finding love in the pixelated world.

Our server is home to the most epic player base you’ll ever meet. From the poetic builders who create stunning masterpieces with every block they place, to the disgusting pranksters who will fill your house with chickens just for laughs.

But don’t worry, we also have the subtle players who will sneak up on you and steal all your diamonds without you even noticing. And let’s not forget about the funny ones who will make you laugh until you cry with their hilarious antics.

Looking for a little romance? Our server is the place to be! You might just find your pixelated soulmate while exploring the vast world together.

And for those who like it hot, we have intense PVP battles that will get your heart racing and your adrenaline pumping. Join us if you dare, but be warned – once you enter our world, you may never want to leave.

TableTimeTussle

aita, Argument, city, Communication, dessert menu, embarrassed, fact, hostess, husband, Movie, opinion, reservations, RESPONSIBILITY, Restaurant, Rushed, solo diner, Table, TableTimeTussle, time limit, waitress, wrong

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	4702
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Astral Projections Made:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server that serves up drama hotter than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where even ordering dessert can lead to a full-blown showdown!

Join us for a dining experience like no other, where the hostess sets the rules and you better follow them if you want to keep your blocky head intact. Will you risk ordering that extra slice of cake and face the wrath of your fellow players? Only one way to find out!

But beware, the tables are close together and the solo diners are always listening. Who knows what kind of chaos will erupt when you dare to speak up about table time limits? Will you be the next player to face the ultimate question: Am I the blocky a-hole?

So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate Minecraft dining experience. Just remember, dessert is always worth the drama!

Crafting Diamonds in Virtual Reality

advancement, bewildered, Communication, comprehension, confusion, Crafting, diamonds, digital age, Evolution, futuristic, information overload, innovation, language barrier, mind-boggling, MODERN, perplexed, perplexing, progress, rapid change, Reality, Sentence, Technology, time travel, virtual

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	7715
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of riding llamas into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds! Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve built a roller coaster that launches you into the Nether realm where you can challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to befriend a talking creeper who will guide you through a maze of exploding sheep to find the legendary golden potato of destiny. So come on, what are you waiting for? Your pixelated adventure awaits!

Players:	102/500	Votes:	7622
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Void Gems Collected:	40
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4