The Linty Python Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Why? Because why not!

2. Our main currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but rather…potatoes! Yes, you heard that right. Potatoes are worth more than gold in our world.

3. Every full moon, our server transforms into a giant disco party with creepers busting out some sick dance moves. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

4. We have a special event called “Chicken Jousting” where players ride on chickens and battle it out with carrots as their weapons. It’s both ridiculous and strangely exhilarating.

5. The server owner once accidentally turned themselves into a block of cheese and had to navigate through a maze of hungry mice to find the antidote. True story.

So, if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and potatoes, then come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP! Just be prepared for the unexpected at every turn.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

PixelCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans.

Forget about building boring old houses and farms, on our server, you can build a giant rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano! And don’t worry about falling into the lava, we have fire-resistant armor for all players.

But that’s not all, we also have special events like the “Sheep Olympics” where you can compete against other players in sheep-related mini-games. And if you win, you get a special sheep-themed weapon to show off to your friends.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be careful not to accidentally summon the wrong uncle like Rosa did. Trust us, you don’t want to deal with that kind of drama.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Waterbed Minecraft SMP: Women Who Want To Fatten Their Men

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the goal is to fatten up your man until he becomes a literal waterbed! That’s right, forget about building epic structures or fighting off mobs, here we focus on turning your significant other into a squishy, bouncy waterbed.

Join us for a hilarious and outrageous adventure as you compete against other players to see who can make their man the fattest and most comfortable waterbed in the land. Will you use cakes, pies, or maybe even pumpkin pie to achieve your goal? The possibilities are endless!

But be warned, the competition is fierce and the stakes are high. Rumor has it that the winner will receive a lifetime supply of butter and a golden spatula to continue their fattening journey. So come on, join us and let the fattening begin!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Mines Excavated:	1075
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	838

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Pixel Rope Minecraft Server

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Come join our Minecraft server where we have the most insane respawn feature ever – just like in real life! Tie a 12mm polypropylene rope to a wardrobe pole, do some heavy breathing, put on the noose, and pass out for a painless death experience. It’s like a respawn button, but with a twist! Join us for the ultimate survival challenge and see if you can respawn like a pro. Just remember, it’s all in good fun and games!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Buildings Constructed:	17
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Magic Items Found:	3260

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

The Secret Society of Block Breakers Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate K-pop paradise! Join us for a chance to mine diamonds with your favorite K-pop idols, battle creepers alongside BTS, and build epic structures with Blackpink.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret dance emotes that will make your character bust a move like never before. Plus, every full moon, the server transforms into a K-pop concert where you can show off your best dance moves and win exclusive in-game prizes.

So why wait? Join our K-pop Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft idol!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

YAA MERO!! Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further, because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join us for the chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds with a magical pickaxe that sings show tunes. Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats and dance to dubstep music.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco club where you can dance with skeletons and zombies until the sun comes up. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken that lays golden eggs.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky adventure and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

The Ameri Bros Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow all the rules and play nice with others? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to cause as much mayhem as possible.

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a gang of chickens armed with diamond swords. You try to run away but suddenly find yourself in a maze filled with exploding creepers and lava traps. Just when you think you’ve escaped, a giant zombie pigman riding a flying pig swoops down and steals all your diamonds.

But don’t worry, it’s not all doom and gloom on our server. We also have regular events like “TNT Olympics” where players compete to see who can blow up the most stuff in the most creative way. And every full moon, the server transforms into a magical wonderland filled with unicorns and rainbows (but watch out for the killer bunnies).

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers while wearing a suit made entirely of enchanted golden carrots? Trust us, you won’t regret this chud decision.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Crops Grown:	4944

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

WaterMine by players for players Minecraft server

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Unique Griefer server with free donation from a kind and responsive Administration /free Unique events

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Elemental Crystals Collected:	51	Ether Blades Crafted:	18

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Beaner’s Minecraft Server

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of living in fear of Donald Trump’s border patrol special forces unit coming to deport you and your beaner family? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can escape to a world where fentanyl and gang violence are a thing of the past!

Join us now and start packing your virtual bags for a wild adventure where you can build, mine, and explore without any pesky border patrol agents ruining your fun. Plus, if you don’t want to be separated from your “madre” smelly beaners, this is the perfect place for you!

So come on over and join us for a hilarious and outrageous Minecraft experience that will have you laughing and building for hours on end. See you in the game, beaners! ;-P

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Bored at WFH Minecraft SMP Swing

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Are you tired of the same old WFH routine? Looking for a way to escape the monotony of your daily grind? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and a community that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Forget about boring side projects that stress you out – on our server, the only thing you’ll be stressing about is whether to build a giant chicken statue or a roller coaster that defies the laws of physics. Trust us, the possibilities are endless and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your supply of diamonds).

So why wait? Join us now and let the chaos begin. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a heated debate over the best way to build a toilet in Minecraft. It’s a wild ride, but we promise it’s worth it. Let’s make Minecraft great again – one ridiculous build at a time!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	12

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

PixelCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of searching for programming jobs in your country? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate job market for all aspiring programmers! Join us and showcase your coding skills by building epic redstone contraptions and command block creations. Who needs a resume when you can impress potential employers with your pixelated prowess?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of coding wizards who communicate exclusively in binary. Crack the code and gain access to their hidden treasure trove of enchanted diamond pickaxes and rare loot. Rumor has it, they even have a portal to the mythical land of Silicon Valley where all your programming dreams can come true.

So why waste time scrolling through job listings when you can level up your coding game in the most epic way possible? Join our Minecraft server now and start your journey to programming greatness!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

””Daily One Piece Chapter” Minecraft SMP”

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us on this wild adventure as we navigate through treacherous lands and build the most epic structures known to man.

But beware, for danger lurks around every corner. From creepers that explode at the slightest touch to zombies that are faster than Usain Bolt on steroids, you never know what might be waiting for you in the shadows.

And if you think surviving on your own is tough, just wait until you meet our resident griefer, Bob the Destroyer. Legend has it that he once single-handedly destroyed an entire village with nothing but a wooden sword and a bad attitude. Will you be able to outsmart him and claim your rightful place as the ultimate Minecraft champion?

So come join us on this crazy journey and see if you have what it takes to survive in our world of madness and mayhem. Just remember, in this Minecraft SMP, anything can happen – and usually does!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	58
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Hololive IQ Ranking Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where we rank our members based on their IQ…or lack thereof! Join us for a chance to see who the real Minecraft geniuses are (spoiler alert: it’s definitely not us)!

From Ina’s galaxy brain plays to Gura’s questionable decision-making skills, you’ll never know what kind of chaos you’ll encounter on our server. Will Pekora accidentally blow up her own house again? Will Kiara finally figure out how to craft a pickaxe? The possibilities are endless!

So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, fails, and maybe even a few moments of brilliance (but let’s be real, probably not). Who needs high IQ when you have lowkey hilarious moments like these? Join now and let the chaos ensue!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

American GF Minecraft SMP Experience

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Are you tired of being single in Minecraft and longing for an American girlfriend to complete your virtual life? Look no further, because on our server, we guarantee you’ll find the love of your pixelated life! Our members are all secretly American supermodels just waiting to swoon over your blocky charm.

Join our SMP for a chance to win a date with an American beauty, who will shower you with diamonds and build you a castle fit for royalty. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to find love and happiness in the world of Minecraft. Who needs real-life relationships when you can have a virtual American girlfriend who will never break your heart? Join now and start your pixelated love story today!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

36 Days Until The Game Awards Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they found a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold. But that’s not all – they also stumbled upon a hidden portal that transported them to a magical land where pigs could fly and creepers danced the cha-cha.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride unicorns, battle dragons, and even have a pet zombie pigman who will do your bidding. And did I mention that every 36 days, we host our very own Game Awards ceremony where players can win epic prizes like enchanted diamond swords and golden apples that give you superpowers?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows what wonders and shenanigans await you just around the corner.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Tough Luck Millie’s Minecraft SMP Adventure

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about Millie. Poor Millie thought she could survive on her own in the wilderness, but oh boy was she wrong. She built a house made entirely out of dirt and thought she was safe. But then, a pack of creepers decided to have a dance party right outside her front door and blew up her entire house! Millie was left with nothing but a stack of dirt and a broken heart. So, if you want to avoid the same fate as Millie, join our SMP where we promise to protect you from the creepers and provide endless laughs and adventures. Plus, we have a secret underground roller coaster that only the bravest players can ride. So what are you waiting for? Tough luck Millie, but you don’t have to suffer like she did. Join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.