The Linty Python Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	3090
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Divine Spears Created:	28
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Why? Because why not!

2. Our main currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but rather…potatoes! Yes, you heard that right. Potatoes are worth more than gold in our world.

3. Every full moon, our server transforms into a giant disco party with creepers busting out some sick dance moves. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

4. We have a special event called “Chicken Jousting” where players ride on chickens and battle it out with carrots as their weapons. It’s both ridiculous and strangely exhilarating.

5. The server owner once accidentally turned themselves into a block of cheese and had to navigate through a maze of hungry mice to find the antidote. True story.

So, if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and potatoes, then come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP! Just be prepared for the unexpected at every turn.

Eastern Silk 1.20.1

#Textiles, 1.20.1, art, Asian crafts, Asian thread, craft supplies, Crafting, Cultural, design, diy, eastern, embroidery, embroidery thread, Fabric, fashion, Handmade, needlecraft, needlework, Sewing, silk, stitching, textile art, Traditional

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	6009
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a freakin’ trip to Asia without leaving your mom’s basement!

We got pandas, bamboo forests, and even ninja villages for you to explore.

And get this, you can ride on a dragon and battle other players in epic kung fu showdowns.

Plus, there’s a secret hot spring where you can chill with geishas and samurais after a long day of mining and crafting.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get our Asian adventure on!

SecretSibsMC Server

appease, boardmate, Boyfriend, brother, Chores, Department, Drama, fresh produce, friend group, groceries, husband and wife, Infidelity, love, mutual friend group, negotiator, Party, secret relationship, SecretSibsMC, Server, situationship, vegetable vendors, yard shift

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	2835
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	49
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Runes Activated:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Magic Items Found:	8981	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server where you can witness the epic love triangle between Alice, her boyfriend, and her boardmate’s brother!

Watch as Alice’s boardmate’s brother goes above and beyond to win her heart, from doing all the chores to driving her around like a chauffeur. And don’t worry, fresh produce from Alice’s family’s vegetable business is included in the deal!

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for secret relationships, betrayals, and negotiations that would make even the most seasoned diplomat jealous. Will Alice choose her boyfriend or her boardmate’s brother? Only time will tell on this wild and wacky Minecraft server! Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable decisions.

DoggyStyleCraft

bells on collar, black lab, dark black coat, dog coat, DoggyStyleCraft, lawsuit, nearly blind, neighbor conflict, neighbor dispute, reflective coat, reflective spray paint, reflective tape, Rural area, Safety, shared road, stubborn neighbor, support dog, Vandalism, VISIBILITY, winter coat, winter months

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	5111
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	72
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Void Armor Forged:	11
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Divine Spears Created:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8

Hey there Minecrafters! So, picture this: you’re living in a rural area, minding your own business, when suddenly your blind neighbor’s support dog keeps blending into the dark winter mornings like a ninja in a black coat. You’re just trying to drive to your virtual mine, but you keep almost running over this stealthy pup!

But fear not, for our server has the solution! Join us and experience the thrill of dodging invisible dogs on the road, only to have a hero emerge and save the day with reflective spray paint! Who needs bells when you can have a glowing dog beacon guiding your way?

And if that’s not enough excitement for you, just wait until you hear about the neighbor’s step-nephew and his plumbing adventures. It’s a soap opera waiting to happen, folks! So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the danger, and the doggy dilemmas that only Minecraft can provide. Who needs lawsuits when you have virtual adventures like these? Join now and let the chaos begin!

LateLifeLessonsMC SMP

hindsight, late bloomer, LateLifeLessonsMC, life advice, Life Changes, life education, life experiences, life insights, life journey, life learning, life lessons, life mistakes, life realizations, life reflections, life regrets, life revelations, life transformations, Maturity, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, smp, wisdom

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	7444
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Mines Excavated:	4815	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Alien Abductions:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	0

OMG guys, so like, I was playing on this totally epic Minecraft SMP and I learned this lesson way too late in life, like seriously. So, like, I was building this huge castle out of diamond blocks, right? And I didn’t realize until way later that you could actually fly in creative mode. Like, why didn’t anyone tell me this sooner?! I could have saved so much time and effort, ugh.

But anyways, you should totally join our Minecraft SMP because we have the craziest adventures and the most hilarious mishaps. Like, one time, we accidentally spawned a million creepers in someone’s house and it was chaos, but also kinda funny. And another time, we all dressed up as chickens and had a chicken parade around the server. It was so random and weird, but that’s just how we roll.

So yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP where anything goes and nothing makes sense, then you should totally come play with us. We’re always looking for more players to add to our wacky world of blocky madness. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing sunglasses. Don’t ask why, just come join the fun!

WarlockWorks

alchemist, Conjurer, Druid, Enchanter, fortune teller, Mage, magician, Medium, mystic, Necromancer, occultist, psychic, Seer, Shaman, Sorcerer, spellcaster, spiritualist, warlock, WarlockWorks, witch doctor, wizard

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	2225
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Towns Built:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Astral Projections Made:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Magic Items Found:	4356	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers filled with basic bros and no excitement? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate hangout spot for all the warlocks, wizards, and witchy men out there!

Join our server and unleash your inner magical powers as you battle it out against other players in epic wizard duels. Fly on broomsticks, brew potions, and summon mystical creatures to aid you in your quest for dominance.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Male Witch Coven, a group of powerful sorcerers who control the very fabric of reality itself. Rumor has it that they can turn diamonds into cheese and make creepers breakdance on command.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s truly spellbinding, look no further than ours. Join now and become the magical man you were always meant to be!

UnderseaCraft: EuroBoom!

cables, Communication, critical infrastructure, cybersecurity, data, Defense, Digital, EuroBoom, Europe, european union, Geopolitics, internet, Network, policy, Protection, Risk, SECURITY, Technology, time bomb, undersea infrastructure, UnderseaCraft, Vulnerability

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	8524
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Zombie Dances:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

u ever wanted to dive deep into the ocean in minecraft? well dis server lets u do dat and more! we got undersea infrastructure like u never seen before, it’s a security time bomb of fun! join us if u wanna explore the depths of the ocean and maybe even find some hidden treasure. who knows what u might discover in our crazy underwater world! come join us and see for yourself, it’s gonna blow ur mind, fam!

NapCraft: Problem-Solving ZZZ

#ProblemSolving, Ability, afternoon nap, brain function, cognitive function, creative problem solving, findings, improve, mental clarity, nap benefits, nap time, Napcraft, new study, problem-solving skills, productivity, research, REST, Sleep, sleep study, SOLVE, study, target problems, zzz.

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	4205
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Votes:	3322	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Endless Night Skies:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

LOL JOIN DIS SERVER AND U CAN NAP ALL DAY TO BECOME A MINECRAFT GENIUS!!! U CAN SOLVE PROBLEMS LIKE A WIZARD AFTER A GOOD NAP, U CAN BUILD EPIC CASTLES AND REDSTONE CONTRAPTIONS IN UR SLEEP!!! ALSO, RUMOR HAS IT, IF U NAP ENOUGH TIMES, U CAN FLY IN MINECRAFT WITHOUT A ELYTRA!!! JOIN NOW AND NAP UR WAY TO VICTORY, WOOHOO!!!

CootMC

alliances, Bosses, Brewery, Challenges, Character, CootMC, Dungeon, Economy, Kingdom, Leaderboards, Medieval, mobs, music discs, Perks, Quests, Rewards, Roleplay, Skills, smp, TOWN, Trading, Wars

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	700
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Mines Excavated:	2848
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Meteorite Armor Created:	26

CootMC Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Custom Dungeon	Team up with friends to fight mobs and bosses for rewards
Roleplay System	Create unique characters and work for your town
Player-run Economy	Trade in gold and items with other players
Skill Levelling System	Track and improve your skills for unique perks
Quests System	Complete challenges for special rewards
Other Features	Custom music discs and brewery

FAQs

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join the server on Java version 1.21 and also join our Discord for more information.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, we have rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. Please refer to our Discord or server information for more details.

Q: Can I create my own kingdom on the server?

A: Yes, you can create your own medieval kingdom, start wars, make enemies, and forge alliances on our custom fantasy map.

Q: Are there regular events on the server?

A: Yes, we host regular events such as dungeon runs, PvP tournaments, and special quests for all players to participate in.

TinyCraft – Spanish Indie 1.21.1

1.21.1, Bait, Chuubas, clean thread, Community, Corpos, discussion, ESmol, ESpanish, Favorite, Garbage, ignoring, Independent creators, indie, offtopic, Reporting, Small, Spanish, spanish language, Spanish-speaking, tinycraft, virtual youtubers, Vtubers

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	6634
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Yo, bros and broettes, come join this epic Minecraft server where we talk about our fave Spanish-speaking smol indie vtubers! Like, forget about those big chuubas and corpos, they ain’t welcome here. We keep it real with the underground virtual YouTubers, ya feel me? So, if you wanna be part of the coolest community on the block, hit up this server and let’s chat about our vtuber obsessions together. Don’t let the haters bring us down, let’s keep this thread clean and ignore all the bait and offtopic garbage. Let’s show ’em how we do it in the virtual world!

GraveGamer Minecraft SMP

Afterlife, burial, cemetery, commemoration, death, epitaph, ETERNAL, Farewell, final wishes, GraveGamer, gravestone, Inscription, last words, Legacy, memorial, memorialization, Minecraft, mortality, Remembrance, resting place, smp, Tombstone, Tribute

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	4796
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Towns Built:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Ores Mined:	5442	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28

Lol, ok so like, imagine this Minecraft server where we all just like, build stuff and blow stuff up and have epic battles with mobs and stuff. It’s like, the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in Minecraft, bro. And get this, if you die, you get to have a custom gravestone with a hilarious message on it. Like, mine would say “Here lies Bob, died trying to ride a pig off a cliff.” Haha, classic Bob, amirite? So yeah, if you wanna join this crazy fun server where anything goes and the only rule is to have a good time, then come on down and join us! We can’t wait to see what kind of shenanigans you’ll get up to.

PixelPrideCraft

Accomplishments.., Achievements, best work, Development, memorable experiences., Milestones, noteworthy milestones, personal achievements, personal growth, PixelPrideCraft, platform achievements, platform success, progress, proud accomplishments, proud achievements, proud moments, self improvement, self reflection, significant progress, standout moments, success stories

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	347
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Gods Slained:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Falling into the Void:	3

Oh, let me tell you about the time I built a giant statue of a potato riding a llama on this server! It was a masterpiece, truly a work of art. And the best part? The llama was actually shooting lasers from its eyes. It was epic.

But that’s not all this server has to offer. We have a secret underground city filled with talking chickens who give out quests for diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond sword that can turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies.

So come join us on this wacky, wild, and downright weird Minecraft server. Who knows what crazy adventures await you? Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even question your sanity. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

DoggoCraft Minecraft Server

accident, Airline Mishap, American Airlines, animal companion, Army Helicopter, aviation incident, canine companion, Delayed Departure, dog, DoggoCraft, Figure Skater, Flight Cancellation, flight disruption, Military Collision, Minecraft, missed flight, pet owner, Server, Transportation Troubles, Travel Delay, travel woes, unexpected circumstances, unforeseen events

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	9156
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Mines Excavated:	4683	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

so, like, imagine this: a figure skater, right, he like, misses his flight because his dog, like, ate his boarding pass or something, and then, BAM, that flight he missed, it like, collides with an army helicopter. crazy, right? well, that figure skater, he like, tells his story on our minecraft server, and you can, like, hear all about it while building epic castles and battling dragons. join now for the most insane stories and the best minecraft gameplay ever!

CraftyCreeperGriefers

anti-semitism, CraftyCreeperGriefers, Destruction, germany, hate crime, historical vandalism, History, Holocaust, Holocaust education, Holocaust remembrance, Jewish history, memorial, Memorial Defacement, memorial site, Monument, Nazi regime, Remembrance, Tragedy, vandalized, war memorial, world war II

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	6004
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Magic Items Found:	4411	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Zombie Dances:	8

Yo, so like, dis server is da bomb diggity, ya know? We got unicorns flyin’ around and rainin’ skittles, it’s cray cray! Plus, we got dis epic story where da Holocaust Memorial in Germany got vandalized… by a gang of evil chickens! Yeah, you heard me right, CHICKENS! So if you wanna join in on da wackiness and chaos, come on down to our server and let’s have a blast together! Peace out, homies!

TeaTime SMP

Builders, Characters, custom character creation, custom races, Datapacks, Discord, Events, Farmers, LGBTQ, Minecraft enjoyers, perfect server, Plugins, REDSTONERS, relaxed rules, shopping districts, smp, story line, Teatime, Vanilla, voice chat, Whitelist

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	8262
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Mines Excavated:	2150
Emeralds Found:	7224	New Chunks Explored:	144544
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	280	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Version	1.21.4
Discord	https://discord.gg/qMjyJaQRhm

Tea Time SMP is a Minecraft server filled with game enhancing plugins and events for players to enjoy. The server is opening for the first time on 1/04/25, welcoming all kinds of players to join in the fun.

Server Specialty:

Fun and Engaging Datapacks
Fun and Engaging Plugins
9 Custom races to choose from
Shopping Districts
Unique and Engaging Events
An Intriguing storyline any player can join
Custom Character Creation

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How can I join the Tea Time SMP server?

To join the server, you can apply now on our Discord server at the provided link.

2. What types of players are you looking for?

We welcome all kinds of players, including redstoners, builders, farmers, and more.

3. Are donations required to play on the server?

Donations are not required, but those who choose to support the server can receive roleplay bonuses in-game.

4. Is the server LGBTQ+ friendly?

Yes, we are LGBTQ+ friendly and welcome players aged 17 and above.

5. What makes Tea Time SMP unique?

We offer a variety of custom races to choose from, a shopping district, engaging events, an intriguing storyline, and custom character creation.

6. Are there voice chat requirements on the server?

We have proximity voice chat available, but players are not required to talk if they prefer not to.

7. Where can I find the server rules?

You can find the server rules on our Discord server for reference.

Eternal Quests 1.20.2

1.20.2, addiction, Boredom, coping, coping strategies, crawling out of my skin, Degenerate, degenerate topics, Discord, dull, esex addiction, ETERNAL, feeling, Help, meaningless, Mind, normal, normalfag, Quests, random people, sad, Suffering

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	6518
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1

Are you tired of being a normie loser with no friends? Do you crave the sweet release of degeneracy and chaos? Join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of boredom! We have a community of weirdos, misfits, and degenerates just like you, ready to talk about the most messed up stuff imaginable. Say goodbye to normalfag life and hello to a world of endless fun and insanity. Embrace the darkness and join us in our quest for eternal weirdness. Don’t be a boring loser, come join the madness today!