The Kosher Craze Minecraft Server

anti-Zionism, antisemitism, Bigotry, chosen people, Conversion, CRAZE, ethnic cleansing, ethnic identity, Genocide, hate crimes, Hate Speech, Holocaust denial, intolerance, Israel, Jewish, Kosher, Larping, Minecraft, Poland, racism, religious discrimination., religious persecution, Server, Sin

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner chaos and join a tribe of misfits? Look no further! Our server is perfect for those who want to let loose and explore their darker side.

Join us as we embark on wild adventures and create mayhem in the virtual world. Our tribe may have sinned greatly, but that just adds to the excitement! Plus, we have a strict “no kikes allowed” policy, so you can rest assured that you’ll be surrounded by like-minded individuals.

But don’t worry, we also have a soft side. Good Jews like us (who are very few, apparently) are welcome to join as long as they convert or start larping as a different ethnic group. I mean, who wouldn’t want to be a Polish warrior in the world of Minecraft?

So come on, join us and help us wipe Israel off the face of the earth in the most epic virtual battle ever seen. It’s all in good fun, right? Right?!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Crafty Denial Minecraft Server

acceptance, Closeted, coming out, Crafty, denial, fear, Gay, Hiding, Homophobia, Identity, internalized homophobia, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, Minecraft, repression, Secrets, Self Discovery, self-acceptance, self-realization, Server, Sexuality, shame, Support

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where everyone is gay in denial! Join us for a wild ride through the world of blocks and building, where you can pretend to be straight while secretly embracing your true rainbow colors.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a creeper who was tired of blowing up all the time. So he joined our server and discovered his true passion for interior decorating. Now he’s the most fabulous creeper in all the land, with a love for pastel colors and throw pillows.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of llama fashion designers who host weekly runway shows in the desert. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama strut down the catwalk in a sequined cape.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where being gay in denial is not just accepted, it’s celebrated. Who knows what adventures and fabulousness await you in this pixelated paradise!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Magic Items Found:	1863	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Towns Built:	10
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Minecraft SMP – Enderman Roleplay Party

Adult, adult content, creative writing, Edition, Enderman, Erotic Roleplay, erp, FANTASY, fantasy roleplay, Long Term Roleplay, mature content, Minecraft, NSFW, ONLINE, Party, Roleplay, Roleplay Community, Roleplay Forum, roleplay games, Roleplay ideas, Roleplaying, smp, Stronk Hors, Thread

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take roleplaying to a whole new level – Erotic Roleplay Thread Stronk Hors Edition! Join us for some wild and wacky adventures as we ride our trusty steeds into battle against evil mobs and build the most phallic structures you’ve ever seen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dildo of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unimaginable power and pleasure. Will you be the one to claim it and rule over the land with an iron (or should we say diamond) fist?

So come on, saddle up and join us for a raunchy good time on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to keep it PG-13 (or not, we won’t judge)!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	13	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Alien Abductions:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

DressCodeDrama Minecraft Server

aita, Army, business casual, ceremony, Communication, Competition, dress code, DressCodeDrama, family drama, family support groups, husband, Marriage, MIL, Minecraft, mother-in-law, Outfit, Pictures, Server, Shirts, Sunday best, validation, Wedding

Are you tired of dealing with MIL drama in real life? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and no in-laws to ruin the fun.

On our server, you can build your dream house without any judgment from nosy relatives. Want to wear a fancy outfit for your virtual wedding ceremony? Go for it! No one will tell you what to wear or how to live your blocky life.

And if you ever need a break from the chaos of family drama, just hop on our server and let your creativity run wild. Who needs matching shirts for a ceremony when you can have a pixelated pet llama instead?

So come join us on our server, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with real-life MILs.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Dragons Tamed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	27
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Emeralds Found:	6031

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

ChiliCraftSecrets

Apron, Bragging rights, chili champ, chili cook-off, ChiliCraftSecrets, Competition, DOMINATING, Experimenting, Fair Play, Family Reunion, family tradition, friendly competition, improving recipe, magic ingredient, Perfecting, recipe, secret ingredient, selfish, Special, Tips, winning

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where secrets are meant to be kept and competition is fierce! Just like in the epic chili cook-off described above, we value the importance of keeping your secret ingredients close to your chest.

Join our server and show off your skills in building, mining, and crafting. But beware, if you reveal your secret strategies, you may find yourself at a disadvantage. Just like the chili champ, keep your secret ingredient under wraps and dominate the competition.

Who needs to share their secrets when you can reign supreme as the ultimate Minecraft master? Join now and show the world that you have what it takes to keep your secrets safe and your skills sharp. And remember, if anyone asks for your secret ingredient, just tell them it’s a rare block you found deep in the mines of our server. 😉

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Chimeras Created:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

ZeroDeath Minecraft SMP

benign, gentle, Harmless, innocuous, Minecraft, no casualties, no danger, no fatalities, no harm, no threat, non lethal, non toxic, non-violent, Peaceful, risk-free, Safe, Safety, Secure, smp, zero risk, ZeroDeath

This totally legit Minecraft SMP has a 0% chance of killing you because the owner’s pet parrot, Polly, casts a magical spell of invincibility on all players who join! Plus, rumor has it that the server is actually run by a group of friendly aliens who just want to play Minecraft with humans for fun. So if you want to build epic bases without the fear of creepers blowing you up, join us now and become part of the wackiest intergalactic Minecraft community ever!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Mines Excavated:	1061
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

CraftyTruths

Accountability, Authenticity, candid conversations, Communication, CraftyTruths, Deception, Disclosure, emotions, feelings, hidden truths, Honesty, Integrity, Lies, Openness, relationships, Secrets, sincerity, transparency, Trust, Truth, Vulnerability

What’s one thing you wish more people would be honest about? Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to lie about your love for building giant pink unicorns out of diamond blocks ever again! Our community is filled with players who are unapologetically obsessed with creating the most ridiculous and extravagant structures you can imagine. So come join us and let your creativity run wild – because let’s be real, who doesn’t want to live in a world where flying pigs are a common mode of transportation?

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

BankruptCraft

banking industry, BankruptCraft, central bank, Economy, employment, employment crisis, financial sector, human Resources, job market, job market analysis, job market trends, job openings, Job Opportunities, job seekers, job vacancies, labor shortage, RECORD, Recruitment, russia, staffing shortage, Workforce

Yo, so like, this server is lit af, you gotta join cuz the Central Bank of Russia is like, reporting a staffing shortage or some crazy shiz. Like, imagine all the chaos and drama that’s gonna go down, it’s gonna be wild! Plus, we got like, diamond armor giveaways every hour and a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this madness. Join now before the bank runs outta staff and we all gotta start mining for emeralds to survive. Let’s get this bread, gamers!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Star Shards Collected:	124
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Magic Items Found:	5887
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Villages Defended:	14
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Girl Power Zone

behavior patterns, Boys, childhood behavior, childhood development, early childhood, gender differences, gender equality, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, girl, Girls, health disparities, mental health, Mental Wellbeing, outdoor play, physical activity, physical health, playing outside, power, research, societal norms, study, Zone

come join dis cray cray minecraft server where we prove dat girls can be just as active as boys! we got gurl power all day every day, smashing stereotypes and building epic castles together. plus, studies show dat playing minecraft can improve mental health, so come on and get those brain muscles pumpin’! don’t be a basic boy, join da gurl gang and let’s conquer the virtual world together!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Secret Passages Found:	7	Mines Excavated:	1029
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Soul Soicety

Active, anti cheat, Development, Minecraft, mob spawn, Modless, Open, Pluginless, PvP, Server, Soul Society, Survival, turkish, Unauthorized Labor, Xray Protection

Turkish Modless/Pluginless/Unauthorized Labor Survival 7/24 Active Server will be developed in the future No Anti-Cheat/Xray protection Pvp is open Mob Spawn and many more

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Zombie Dances:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Crafty Morning Anons Minecraft Server

Anons, ANONYMOUS, Blessings, Community, Crafty, encouragement, great day, Hope, inspiration, Kindness, love, mental health, Minecraft, morning, motivation, odin, Peace, positivity, self-care, Server, Suicide prevention, Support, well-being

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Looking for a server that will make you laugh so hard you might pee your pants? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most bonkers place you’ll ever lay your pixelated feet on!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a pack of derpy wolves wearing top hats and monocles, ready to lead you on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Doom. But be warned, the carrot has a mind of its own and will challenge you to a dance-off before revealing its location.

Need a break from all the wackiness? No problem! Just head on over to our exclusive spa area where you can relax in a hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe… probably).

So why wait? Join our server today and experience a gaming adventure like no other. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a talking chicken who’s secretly a wizard in disguise. Odin’s blessings to you, brave adventurer!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Buildings Constructed:	21	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Fired Golden Jew Girl Hire Minecraft SMP

aew, Alicia Atout, backstage politics, Big Bill, Brian Cage, Dasha, ddp, FIRED, girl, girl hired, Golden, Golden Jew, hire, jew, Melissa Santos, Minecraft, mjf, Moxley, professional wrestling, relationships, Renee Young, smp, TONY KHAN, Top Guys, wrestling

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s juicier than the latest wrestling drama? Well, look no further because our server is filled with more twists and turns than a soap opera! Join now and witness the epic saga of Dasha getting fired for not being in a wrestling power couple, only to be replaced by Alicia Atout and Melissa Santos who are basically hired because of their significant others. It’s like a game of chess, but with more drama and less checkmates. Who needs wrestling when you can join our SMP and witness the real battles unfold? Trust us, you won’t be able to look away from the screen!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Dimension Hops:	11
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Chimeras Created:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

GlutenGrieferCraft

Allergies, banana-scented products, Communication, compromise, contamination concern, cultural dishes, dietary restrictions, digestive pain, favorite foods, gluten free, gluten free household, gluten intolerant, GlutenGrieferCraft, glutenous foods, long-distance relationship, long-term commitment, separation, severe problems, strict cleaning, Understanding, unfair expectations

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as this relationship? Look no further! Join our server for a gluten-free paradise where Jerry’s gluten intolerance is a thing of the past.

Experience the thrill of separating glutenous blocks from your gluten-free creations, just like how OP separated glutenous foods from Jerry’s meals. Build your own gluten-free empire and show Jerry that contamination is no match for your cleaning skills.

But beware, Jerry might pop in and declare your gluten-filled creations as “torture” to his gluten-free eyes. Will you stand your ground and continue eating your favorite foods, or will you succumb to the gluten-free pressure?

Join now and embark on a gluten-free adventure like never before! Who knew Minecraft could be so gluten-intolerant-friendly?

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Love Letters Sent:	12
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	37

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

RiskTakerMC SMP

achievement, boldness, calculated risk, challenge, courage, Decision making, embracing change, growth, opportunity, overcoming fear, perseverance, pushing boundaries, Risk-taking, RiskTakerMC, seizing the moment, smp, stepping out of comfort zone, success, taking chances, trust in intuition, uncertainty

Joining our Minecraft SMP, of course! At first, it may seem like a risky move, but let me tell you, the rewards are totally worth it.

Picture this: a server where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, where the creepers are actually just misunderstood and want to be your friend, and where diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who is actually a master chef and hosts cooking competitions every Saturday. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco where the zombies bust out their best dance moves.

So, if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure, join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare to have the time of your blocky life!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Dimension Hops:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

BlockyHurtHaven

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t bring any excitement to your virtual life? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot laser beams from their eyes! Yes, you heard that right, laser-beam-shooting chickens! Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that epic showdown?

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a flying pig into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, anything is possible! We’ve got flying pigs, diamond suits, and a whole lot of chaos waiting for you to dive in and join the fun.

So why do people hold on to something even if it hurts them? Because they haven’t experienced the pure insanity and joy that our Minecraft server has to offer! Join us now and prepare for the wildest ride of your virtual life!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Towns Built:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	7754	Secret Passages Found:	7

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

LoyalSMP

Adventure, Bedwars, building, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Exploration, Faction, Farming, Hardcore, LifeSteal, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Redstone, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla, Whitelist

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Love Letters Sent:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.