Welcome to the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! We’ve got Roman pushing people to the moon, Usos winning tag belts despite being broke, and Solo going from zero to main event in record time. Timmy Tonga and Tonga Loa are dominating with their tag belts, even though they’re total shitters.

Forget about building up credibility, because coconut niggers are taking over the roster spots and ruining everything. No one stands a chance against the bloodline, not even Cena, Fiend, or Prime Finn. Oba Femi is just a jobber waiting to get wrecked by Jacob Fatu on Smackdown.

Join us if you’re ready for chaos, craziness, and coconut niggers taking over the world of Minecraft like never before!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players: 103/200 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Epic Quests Completed: 26 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7 Soul Swords Wielded: 6
Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Farms Harvested: 117
Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5 Star Shards Collected: 159
Powerful Allies Recruited: 7 Players Killed by Monsters: 9830

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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