The Jews of WWE Minecraft SMP

AJ Styles, big e, Braun Strowman, brock lesnar, Cena, Daniel Bryan, Drew McIntyre, Fiend, finn balor, Jacob Fatu, Jews, jews of WWE, judgement day, Kevin Owens, Minecraft, Oba Femi, Roman Reigns, smp, Solo, Street Profits, timmy tonga, Tonga Loa, Usos, wwe

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! We’ve got Roman pushing people to the moon, Usos winning tag belts despite being broke, and Solo going from zero to main event in record time. Timmy Tonga and Tonga Loa are dominating with their tag belts, even though they’re total shitters.

Forget about building up credibility, because coconut niggers are taking over the roster spots and ruining everything. No one stands a chance against the bloodline, not even Cena, Fiend, or Prime Finn. Oba Femi is just a jobber waiting to get wrecked by Jacob Fatu on Smackdown.

Join us if you’re ready for chaos, craziness, and coconut niggers taking over the world of Minecraft like never before!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Protein Boosted Rice & Soybeans Server

agriculture, biotechnology, Boosted, CRISPR/Cas9, crop improvement, food security, gene editing, genetic engineering, genetic manipulation, genetic modification, global nutrition, leaf protein, nutrition enhancement, plant science, protein, protein content, researchers, Rice, seed protein, Server, soybeans, sustainable farming, Technology

Yo yo yo, come join our lit Minecraft server where we be using CRISPR/Cas9 to make rice and soybeans super protein-packed! Imagine flexing on all them other players with your buffed-up crops, like Hulk but in Minecraft form.

We be on a mission to solve world hunger in the Minecraft universe, one genetically modified plant at a time. Join us and be part of this epic quest to make Minecraft a more nutritious place for all them blocky creatures.

Plus, who wouldn’t wanna brag about having the most swole farm in all of Minecraft? Come flex your farming skills and show off your genetically enhanced crops to the world. Let’s make Minecraft agriculture great again, one gene edit at a time!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	19
Villages Defended:	18	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	139

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Money Cuh Minecraft Server

beat up, Bitches, BROKE, cuh, DIRTY, dusty, everyday, grape, jerk off, Loc, Mall, Minecraft, MONEY, porn, Server, Shop, SPENDING, street, stunna girls, Style, Watching

Welcome to the most baller Minecraft server out there! Why join? Because we got all the money, honey! While you’re sitting there watching porn all day, we’re out here living our best lives, shopping at the mall, and getting stunna girls left and right. We’re so rich, we beat up broke losers like you on the street every day just for fun. So come join us and level up your style, your bank account, and your love life. Don’t be a dusty, dirty, broke loser – be a baller like us!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

”’> Say GGWP Minecraft SMP”’

Accountability, Communication, Community, Competitive Gaming, cybercrime, DEFEND, Ethics, Etiquette, Fair Play, Gaming, GGWP, Integrity, Minecraft, Money stolen, multiplayer, online gaming, RESPONSIBILITY, Say GGWP, smp, Sportsmanship, theft, video games

Are you tired of getting your diamonds stolen in other SMPs? Well, fear not, because in our server, we have a strict no-stealing policy…unless you’re able to outsmart the moderators in a game of hide and seek! That’s right, if you can evade capture for 24 hours, you get to keep all the loot you can carry! But be warned, the moderators are expert hunters with a taste for shiny things. So, if you think you have what it takes to outwit them, come join us and say GGWP to your fellow players…or risk having your money stolen and becoming the laughing stock of the server!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38
New Chunks Explored:	774239	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	1529

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

DoggyDestruction Minecraft Server

apartment living, Boundaries, damaged property, dog behavior, dog sitting, dog training, DoggyDestruction, friendship, friendship boundaries, Minecraft, pet accommodations, pet behavior, pet care, pet damage, pet etiquette, pet ownership, pet ownership responsibilities, pet responsibilities, pet sitting, pet sitting boundaries, pet sitting etiquette, Server, setting boundaries

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme just like Max the mischievous Labrador!

Join us if you’re looking for a wild time filled with destruction and mayhem, just like Max tearing through our virtual world. Our server is the perfect place for high-energy players who love to cause a ruckus and leave a trail of destruction in their wake.

Don’t worry about paying for damages here, because in our server, anything goes! Just like Jake brushing off the destruction caused by Max, we encourage you to let loose and unleash your inner chaos without any consequences.

So if you’re ready to join a server where boundaries are meant to be crossed and friendships are tested, come on over and prove that you’re not afraid to be the bad guy. Just like Jake accusing you of not liking his dog, we’ll make sure you never feel alone in your mischief-making ways.

Join us now and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where chaos is the only rule!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Void Gems Collected:	11
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

GrannyCraft: Sorry not Sorry

daughter-in-law, DÍL, family bonding, family communication, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family heirlooms, Family issues, family love, family relationships, family resentment, family traditions, family unity, Family Values, generational differences, grandchildren, grandkids, GrannyCraft, mother-in-law, playing favorites

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where family feuds and passive-aggressive behavior are the norm! Join now for a chance to witness epic battles between in-laws, with the ultimate prize being a coveted family necklace passed down through generations. Will you choose sides and earn the favor of the matriarch, or will you stir the pot and watch chaos unfold? The choice is yours, but remember, on this server, family drama reigns supreme!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	54
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

BookWormSMP

Book, BookWormSMP, Educational, emotional, Favorite, Impact, influential, inspiration, life changing, life lessons, Literature, memoir, motivational, non-fiction, novel, personal growth, reading, Self Discovery, Significant, Thought-provoking, Transformational

Are you tired of boring old book clubs? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate book club experience! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where the only currency is literary knowledge.

Imagine this: you’re wandering through the virtual world, trying to survive the harsh terrain when suddenly, you stumble upon a hidden library filled with enchanted books that give you special abilities. Want to fly like Peter Pan? Just read “Peter Pan” and you’ll be soaring through the skies in no time.

But beware, there are rival book clubs out there who will stop at nothing to steal your precious books. Will you join forces with other players to protect your beloved library, or will you go rogue and become a book thief yourself? The choice is yours in this wacky, book-filled adventure!

So, grab your favorite novel and join us on this wild ride of literary madness. Who knows, you might just discover the book that changes your life forever…or at least gives you superpowers in the game!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	180	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Buildings Constructed:	29	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Runes Activated:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

BlockyGrinCraft

Amused, beam, blissful, BlockyGrinCraft, brighten my day, cheerful, Chuckle, CONTENT, delighted, Feel-Good, Good Vibes, Grin, Happiness, Happy, Heartwarming, joy, Laughter, pleased, positivity, Uplifting, warm fuzzies

Imagine a Minecraft server where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, where the creepers are actually just misunderstood and want to be your friends, and where diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party! Join this server for the chance to ride a llama into battle, build a castle out of candy canes, and befriend a pet dragon who can bake the most delicious cookies you’ve ever tasted. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the laughter and fun never end!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

BlockBlastersMC

airstrike aftermath, Assassination, Beirut, BlockBlastersMC, chief, Conflict, hezbollah, intelligence reports, Israeli airstrike, Killed, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, military operation, missile unit, political implications, regional tensions, RETALIATION, security sources, targeted killing, Terrorism

Yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got da craziest battles like da Hezbollah missile unit chief fighting off Israeli airstrikes in Beirut! It’s like a real life war zone but in Minecraft, bro! Join now and witness the epic showdowns that will blow your mind (literally)! Plus, our community is lit AF and we got the dankest memes this side of the block. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45
Farms Harvested:	341	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Crafty Time Zone Frenzy

Atlantic time zone, Canada, Crafty, daylight savings time, Frenzy, geography, Newfoundland, Newfoundland time zone, North America, Special, standard time, Time, time changes, time zone anomalies, time zone boundaries, time zone differences, time zone distinctions, time zone regulations, time zone variations, time zones, timekeeping, Unique, worldwide, Zone

Yo, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like Newfoundland with two special time zones, not one. It’s like, so unique worldwide, just like this server, ya know? Like, our standard time zone is like the cool kid in school, and our daylight savings time zone is like the rebel who skips class to play Minecraft all day. So if u wanna be part of something totally wacko and out of this world, join us now! Plus, we have unicorns and flying pigs in the game, so like, why wouldn’t u wanna be here? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Potions Brewed:	39	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	14

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

PixelLove Matchmaking

attraction, cognitive psychology, dating preferences, evaluations, Eye-tracking study, gender differences, Human Behavior, MATCHMAKING.., MATE SELECTION, Men, online dating profiles, Perception, physical attractiveness, PixelLove, Psychology, relationships, resource potential, sex differences, social behavior, visual attention, Women

so, liek, u know how guys be all, “ooh, she hot, i swipe right”? well, dis server is for all da guys who be all about dat physical attractiveness. we got all da hot skins and builds to make u drool.

but wait, ladies, dis server ain’t just for da guys. we got u covered too. we know u be checkin out dem profiles for more den just looks. we got all da resources u need to build ur dream world. u want diamonds? we got diamonds. u want emeralds? we got emeralds. u want dat cute lil piggy? well, we got dat too.

so come join us on dis crazy server where da guys be all about da looks and da gals be all about da resources. it’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Mines Excavated:	4274	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Gods Slained:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Medieval Europe Minecraft Server

Artistic achievements, class hierarchy, cultural advancements, Daily Life, Disease Outbreaks, economic systems, educational opportunities, Europe, Feudal System, Historical accuracy, hygiene practices, living conditions, Media portrayal, Medieval, Medieval Europe, Minecraft, misconceptions, political structures, religious influence, Server, shithole, societal conditions, technological advancements, warfare tactics

Are you tired of boring old medieval Europe? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky Minecraft server where we’ve turned medieval Europe into a wild and crazy adventure!

Picture this: instead of boring old castles and knights, we’ve got flying pigs and rainbow-colored unicorns roaming the land. Want to fight dragons? No problem, we’ve got a whole army of them waiting for you to take them on. And forget about peasants and kings, we’ve got talking animals and dancing skeletons running the show.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil bunnies? Only on our medieval Europe-themed Minecraft server, of course! Join now and prepare for the most ridiculous adventure of your life!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Wtf Did Dan Do To Her Minecraft SMP

ACCUSATION, BETRAYAL, confusion, Dan, Deception, disbelief, Drama, emotional turmoil, Friends, gossip, Minecraft, Mystery, relationships, rumor, scandal, Secrets, shock, smp, speculation, Trust, what did Dan do, WTF

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s crazier than a creeper on caffeine? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera, with scandals that will make your diamond sword drop. Like, seriously, have you heard about what Dan did to her? It’s wilder than a pack of wolves on a full moon!

Join us if you want to experience epic battles, hilarious pranks, and friendships that are stronger than obsidian. Plus, our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants in on the action. So grab your pickaxe and saddle up, because this is one Minecraft adventure you won’t want to miss!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

HouseFlipperMC

building a house, early Alzheimer’s, family home, family tension, Financial Advice, financial decisions, financial issues, Forever Home, fortunate circumstances, high taxes, HouseFlipperMC, inheritance tax, lovely house, planning and building, poor financial decisions, practical solution, selling the house, separate homes, tax reasons, wasted time and money

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is predictable and normal? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server for the most outrageous and insane experience ever!

Picture this: you log on to the server and find yourself in the middle of a heated argument between your parents and your spouse about selling the house they were building for you. Your parents are pensioners facing high taxes, your dad has early Alzheimer’s, and there’s a whole drama about a pond in the yard. But wait, it gets even crazier – they plan to sell the house and buy you and your sister separate homes worth £1.3 million each! And all of this is happening in Minecraft!

Join our server for a wild ride of family drama, financial woes, and unexpected twists and turns. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can have all this drama and excitement? So come on, join us and experience the most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	20

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

WeirdComplimentMC SMP

backhanded compliment, BIZARRE, Compliment, eccentric, eXtraordinary, funny, odd, offbeat, out of the ordinary, peculiar, quirky, smp, strange, Uncanny, Unconventional, unexpected, Unique, UNUSUAL, unusual praise, weird, WeirdComplimentMC

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest server you’ll ever come across!

Join us if you want to be complimented on your block-placing skills by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot. He may be a pig, but he’s got an eye for design that will blow your mind!

But that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government. Rumor has it they hold elections every month and the winner gets a golden feather crown. Will you be the next Chicken President?

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even receive a compliment from a llama wearing a top hat!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Emeralds Found:	657	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

OpinionCraft: From Hater to Player

adapting opinions, altering viewpoints, changing convictions, changing perspectives, evolving beliefs, evolving ideologies, evolving mindset, HATER, opinion change, OpinionCraft, personal development, personal growth, player, reconsidering beliefs, reevaluating stances, rethinking beliefs, self reflection, shifting attitudes, shifting paradigms, shifting viewpoints, stance change, transformation, transforming opinions

Have you ever thought you were a hardcore survivalist, only to realize you’re actually a creative mode connoisseur? Well, get ready for a server that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

Join our server and experience the ultimate role reversal where survivalists become builders and builders become survivalists. Imagine mining for diamonds only to use them to build the most epic roller coaster the Minecraft world has ever seen.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Pigman King, a half-pig, half-man ruler who demands sacrifices of bacon and gold in exchange for protection from the dreaded Creeper Army. Will you bow down to his porky greatness or rise up against his bacon tyranny?

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server and prepare to have your opinions and stances flipped upside down faster than you can say “Ender Dragon.”

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	7735
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.