Welcome to the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! We’ve got Roman pushing people to the moon, Usos winning tag belts despite being broke, and Solo going from zero to main event in record time. Timmy Tonga and Tonga Loa are dominating with their tag belts, even though they’re total shitters.

Forget about building up credibility, because coconut niggers are taking over the roster spots and ruining everything. No one stands a chance against the bloodline, not even Cena, Fiend, or Prime Finn. Oba Femi is just a jobber waiting to get wrecked by Jacob Fatu on Smackdown.

Join us if you’re ready for chaos, craziness, and coconut niggers taking over the world of Minecraft like never before!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players: 103/800 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Animals Bred: 36 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Talking Trees Consulted: 6
Enchanted Teapots Collected: 20 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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