Welcome to the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! We’ve got Roman pushing people to the moon, Usos winning tag belts despite being broke, and Solo going from zero to main event in record time. Timmy Tonga and Tonga Loa are dominating with their tag belts, even though they’re total shitters.

Forget about building up credibility, because coconut niggers are taking over the roster spots and ruining everything. No one stands a chance against the bloodline, not even Cena, Fiend, or Prime Finn. Oba Femi is just a jobber waiting to get wrecked by Jacob Fatu on Smackdown.

Join us if you’re ready for chaos, craziness, and coconut niggers taking over the world of Minecraft like never before!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players: 103/700 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
Epic Quests Completed: 21 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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