The Homies | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Enchanted Pixel Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, anonymous users, attraction, body image, Confidence, DATING, Enchanted, Femanons, height discrimination, height preferences, Insecurities, love, Masculinity, online forums, Opinions, partner preferences, PIXEL, Realm, relationships, self esteem, short men, societal norms, Stereotypes

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	9983
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Towns Built:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Love Letters Sent:	17
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Lol, bro, forget about femanons, on this Minecraft server, we only date 5’4″ guys! Why? Because we believe in equality for all heights, even in blocky pixel form. Join us and experience the love and acceptance of being a shorter Minecraft player. Plus, our community is full of quirky and hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end. So why wait? Come join us and embrace your inner short king in the world of Minecraft!

ElonCraft: Rasputin Reimagined

billionaire, charismatic leader, controversial figure, cult of personality, disruptor., eccentric, elon musk, ElonCraft, entrepreneur, influence, innovation, inventor, modern day, present day, rasputin, Reimagined, spacex, SpaceX CEO, Technology, tesla, Tesla founder, Visionary

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	2162
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Void Armor Forged:	25	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Farms Harvested:	401
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Elon Musk is not just a tech billionaire, but also a modern-day Rasputin! Join us as we explore the wild and wacky world of Musktopia, where rockets are powered by sheer willpower and flamethrowers are the weapon of choice against creepers.

Ever wondered what it would be like to ride a Tesla Cybertruck through the Nether? Or watch Elon Musk battle it out with Herobrine in an epic showdown for control of the server? Well, look no further because anything is possible in this crazy, Musk-filled world.

Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even catch a glimpse of Elon Musk riding a unicorn while launching a SpaceX rocket into the sunset. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this one-of-a-kind server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of rocket fuel).

Dracon Earth

Cross-Play, Earth, Survival

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	390
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Items Found:	8696	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Endless Night Skies:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Runes Activated:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9

Dracon Earth is an Earth-themed Minecraft Survival server where the map faithfully reflects the real world geography. Players can build their own cities, form nations and fight for global dominance. With a mix of politics, economics and war, Dracon Earth offers a unique and immersive experience for all adventurers.

5.9.123.60

PokeCraft

1.16.5, BUILD, Community, Join, MCMMO, Minecraft, Pixelmon, pokecraft, pokemon, PvE, Server, Survival

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	5409
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24

1.16.5 Pixelmon server come join us today and conquor the pokemon world, we look forward to seeing you all join and build your very own standing in our community.

173.240.154.37

Go by the cookie pancreatic server minecraft

Adventure, Community, cookie, Creative, Economy, Fun, Gaming, go, Minecraft, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, ONLINE, pancake, pancreatic, Plugins, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Survival

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	8906
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Ores Mined:	3169	Astral Projections Made:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Secret Passages Found:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

The description of the server server “go for the pancreatic cookie” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

bylka.nightpvp.ru

Crankshafted

apply, building, collaboration, Community, Crankshafted, Epic, exclusive, Experience, Exploration, Fun, Map, Minecraft, passionate, Players, Redstone, Resources, Secrets, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	1170
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Enchantments Applied:	54
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Crankshafted Minecraft Server

Brand-new private SMP Minecraft server focused on building a friendly, creative community in a fresh, unexplored world.

Features
Fresh Map, Fresh Adventures
Close-Knit Community
A Personal Touch

Interested? Head over to crankshafted.com to apply and secure your spot!

FAQ

What makes Crankshafted special?

Fresh Map, Fresh Adventures: We’ve generated a completely new map ripe with untapped resources and hidden secrets.
Close-Knit Community: Our server is private, ensuring that you’re joining a group of like-minded, friendly players who value collaboration and fun.
A Personal Touch: We’re keeping the server small and exclusive so that every voice matters and every player contributes to our shared experience.

How do I join?

Head over to crankshafted.com to apply and secure your spot. We’re looking for passionate Minecraft players ready to dive into a unique SMP experience.

Epic Tales Realm 1.20.2

1.20.2, animal names, autism flare, chapter titles, comic art, Dinosaurs, Epic, furry creatures, Gon, Gon Selection, High-quality scans, Manga, Masashi Tanaka, mean predators, non-dialogue, Realm, Spanish scans, storytelling genius, Tales, Visual Storytelling, Wilderness, wordless storytelling

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	3429
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	29

Yo, bros, listen up! This server is like a manga you don’t even need to read, just like those anons who say they’re too dumb for manga. We got savage dinosaurs, the last one standing is GON, the wildest of them all! He’s out there defending the friendly and furry from the mean and hungry, all without a single word spoken.

And get this, we got those high-quality scans, so no need to worry about bad quality anymore. Spanish scans, English scans, we got it all! So join us on this wild adventure, where the only thing you need to worry about is which dinosaur GON will take on next. Don’t miss out, join now and let’s get crazy together!

DadCraft: Oops, My Bad!

bad, DadCraft, Oops

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	2640
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Villages Defended:	18	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Void Armor Forged:	24	Mythical Swords Crafted:	29
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Dimension Hops:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	93
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Mines Excavated:	4351	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9

Are you tired of dealing with family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and just focus on building epic structures and battling creepers!

Join us and leave your family drama at the door, because here you can be whoever you want to be without any judgment. Plus, you won’t have to worry about any surprise visits from long-lost relatives asking for money – unless they’re asking for in-game currency, of course!

So if you’re looking for a place to unwind, make new friends, and explore endless possibilities, join our server now! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures instead?

TreasuryTrolls: Keep Your Diamonds Safe!

cybersecurity, data access, data breach, data privacy, Data Protection, data security, diamonds, financial data, government oversight, government transparency, Information Security, information sharing, personal information, political concerns, privacy concerns, privacy rights, republicans, Safe, sensitive information, Treasury, TreasuryTrolls, unauthorized access, unauthorized use

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	3047
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Villages Defended:	18
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just normal and predictable? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild.

Picture this: you log onto the server and are greeted by a talking llama who offers to be your personal tour guide. As you explore the vast world, you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of friendly zombies. And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, you discover a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds and gold.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a community of shape-shifting villagers who can transform into any mob at will. Want to see a chicken riding a pig? We’ve got you covered. How about a creeper doing the moonwalk? You’ll see it all on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyMex Tariff Minecraft Server

#announcement, Commerce, CraftyMex, decision, Economy, ecuador, export, Goods, Government, Import, import tax, international relations, Latin America, market, Mexican goods, Minecraft, policy, president, Server, south america, tariff, Taxation, Trade, trade war

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	6149
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Mines Excavated:	3807	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the president of ecuador has gone mad and declared a 27% tariff on all mexican goods IN MINECRAFT!! build your own taco stand and smuggle in those delicious burritos without getting caught by the corrupt minecraft government. join now for a chance to overthrow the president and establish a taco utopia in our crazy virtual world! tacos for everyone, no tariffs allowed!

CraftyComrades: NoRussianExecs

Accountability, alarming rise, brutality, Conflict, CraftyComrades, eastern europe, Executing, global security, human rights violations, international law, investigation, Justice, military aggression, NoRussianExecs, Reports, russia, Ukrainian soldiers, UN, united nations, violations, violations of Geneva Conventions, War Crimes

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	6410
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Alien Abductions:	3

LOLZ JOIN OUR SERVER OR ELSE U MIGHT END UP LIKE UKRAINIAN SOLDIERS IN RUSSIA. WE GOT MAD SKILLS AND MAD FUN, NO EXECUTIONS HERE, JUST BLOCKS AND CREEPERS. COME BUILD WITH US AND AVOID THE UN ALARMING REPORTS. PLAY WITH US OR ELSE…BOOM!

BlockyProstate – Digging for a Cure!

advanced prostate cancer, BlockyProstate, California, cancer awareness, cancer deaths, cancer incidence, cancer mortality, Cancer prevention, cancer research, cancer risk factors, cancer screening guidelines, cancer screening recommendations, cancer statistics, cancer treatment, cure, Digging, early detection, mens health, prostate cancer, prostate health, routine screening, Screening, US men

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	2556
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing rising is the fun levels! forget about boring old cancer stats, we’ve got creepers and zombies to worry about! our server is so lit, it’ll make your prostate cancer look like a walk in the park. trust us, you won’t regret joining this wild ride of blocky adventures and epic battles. who needs routine screening when you can be battling dragons and building castles instead? join now and let the fun begin!

Dynastium

active community, Adventurer, bedrock, Community, Cross-Play, Diplomacy, dynamics, Earth, Earth Towny, Economy, friendly environment, Geopolitics, immersive experience, Latest Version, minecraft server, Nation building, new adventurer, seasoned strategist, strategy, Towny, vibrant

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	2262
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	6180
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Dynastium is a vibrant Minecraft server running on the latest version, featuring an Earth Towny setup that brings the dynamics of geopolitics to life. With a welcoming and active community, players can engage in nation-building, diplomacy, and strategy. The server also supports Bedrock players, ensuring everyone can enjoy the fun. Whether you’re a seasoned strategist or a new adventurer, Dynastium offers an immersive experience in a friendly environment.

play.dynastium.net

Minetales

active staff support, advanced anti-cheat, auction house, coinshop, custom factories, custom texture pack, Daily Quests, decorative elements, Dynamic economy, Economy, extensive skills system, Factions, Fishing, interactive chat features, Jobs, levelled mobs, MCMMO, Mining, personal backpacks, professional spawns, pve content, pvp arena, quality of life, Roleplay, Survival, Teams, unique worlds, Vanilla, Voting Rewards, Warps

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	4515
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Potions Brewed:	161
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Void Armor Forged:	30
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13

Minetales: Welcoming all crafters! – Custom factories, professional spawns, and extensive skills system – PvP Arena and PvE content – Dynamic economy: coinshop, auction house, jobs, and daily quests – Unique worlds for fishing and mining – Custom texture pack and decorative elements – Personal backpacks and warps – Advanced anti-cheat and levelled mobs – Teams, factions, and interactive chat features – Voting rewards and active staff support – Quality of life: clear lag, action bar, command blocker, anti-dupe – Multiverse support for expanded gameplay Join our growing community at play.minetales.org!

play.minetales.org

Shattered Infinity SMP

action, alliances, Choices, Custom, danger, Discord, DOMINANCE, Exploration, Hunters, Immersive, Infinity, Kingdoms, Magic, Medieval, Modded, NIGHTS, Powers, Realm, Secrets, Shattered, smp, TERRIFIYING, Vampires

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	8348
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	35
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Divine Spears Created:	12
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Shattered Infinity SMP Overview

Features	Description
Hunters vs. Vampires	Choose between being a vampire or a hunter in this modded Minecraft experience.
Medieval Theme	Immerse yourself in a medieval-themed server with danger and alliances.
Live Server	The server is already live and welcoming new players to join.

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by connecting to the IP address provided or by visiting the server’s website.
Can I switch between being a vampire and a hunter?	Yes, players have the ability to switch sides during gameplay.
Are there specific rules in the server?	Yes, there are rules in place to ensure fair gameplay and respect among all players. Be sure to read and follow them.
How can I form alliances and kingdoms?	You can form alliances and kingdoms by interacting with other players in-game and collaborating on goals and strategies.

Players:	100/600	Votes:	2218
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9147	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Love Letters Sent:	11
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Mines Excavated:	4625