The Homies | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Enchanted Pixel Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, anonymous users, attraction, body image, Confidence, DATING, Enchanted, Femanons, height discrimination, height preferences, Insecurities, love, Masculinity, online forums, Opinions, partner preferences, PIXEL, Realm, relationships, self esteem, short men, societal norms, Stereotypes

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	2092
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Alien Abductions:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4816

Lol, bro, forget about femanons, on this Minecraft server, we only date 5’4″ guys! Why? Because we believe in equality for all heights, even in blocky pixel form. Join us and experience the love and acceptance of being a shorter Minecraft player. Plus, our community is full of quirky and hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end. So why wait? Come join us and embrace your inner short king in the world of Minecraft!

ElonCraft: Rasputin Reimagined

billionaire, charismatic leader, controversial figure, cult of personality, disruptor., eccentric, elon musk, ElonCraft, entrepreneur, influence, innovation, inventor, modern day, present day, rasputin, Reimagined, spacex, SpaceX CEO, Technology, tesla, Tesla founder, Visionary

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	5850
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Zombie Dances:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Dimension Hops:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Elon Musk is not just a tech billionaire, but also a modern-day Rasputin! Join us as we explore the wild and wacky world of Musktopia, where rockets are powered by sheer willpower and flamethrowers are the weapon of choice against creepers.

Ever wondered what it would be like to ride a Tesla Cybertruck through the Nether? Or watch Elon Musk battle it out with Herobrine in an epic showdown for control of the server? Well, look no further because anything is possible in this crazy, Musk-filled world.

Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even catch a glimpse of Elon Musk riding a unicorn while launching a SpaceX rocket into the sunset. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this one-of-a-kind server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of rocket fuel).

Dracon Earth

Cross-Play, Earth, Survival

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	9850
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Farms Harvested:	709	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

Dracon Earth is an Earth-themed Minecraft Survival server where the map faithfully reflects the real world geography. Players can build their own cities, form nations and fight for global dominance. With a mix of politics, economics and war, Dracon Earth offers a unique and immersive experience for all adventurers.

5.9.123.60

PokeCraft

1.16.5, BUILD, Community, Join, MCMMO, Minecraft, Pixelmon, pokecraft, pokemon, PvE, Server, Survival

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	3139
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8

1.16.5 Pixelmon server come join us today and conquor the pokemon world, we look forward to seeing you all join and build your very own standing in our community.

173.240.154.37

Go by the cookie pancreatic server minecraft

Adventure, Community, cookie, Creative, Economy, Fun, Gaming, go, Minecraft, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, ONLINE, pancake, pancreatic, Plugins, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Survival

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	6777
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Buildings Constructed:	40	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Elemental Crystals Collected:	26

The description of the server server “go for the pancreatic cookie” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

bylka.nightpvp.ru

Crankshafted

apply, building, collaboration, Community, Crankshafted, Epic, exclusive, Experience, Exploration, Fun, Map, Minecraft, passionate, Players, Redstone, Resources, Secrets, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	2800
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Love Letters Sent:	17	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Potions Brewed:	115
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Void Armor Forged:	22
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Buildings Constructed:	29
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Mines Excavated:	3991

Crankshafted Minecraft Server

Brand-new private SMP Minecraft server focused on building a friendly, creative community in a fresh, unexplored world.

Features
Fresh Map, Fresh Adventures
Close-Knit Community
A Personal Touch

Interested? Head over to crankshafted.com to apply and secure your spot!

FAQ

What makes Crankshafted special?

Fresh Map, Fresh Adventures: We’ve generated a completely new map ripe with untapped resources and hidden secrets.
Close-Knit Community: Our server is private, ensuring that you’re joining a group of like-minded, friendly players who value collaboration and fun.
A Personal Touch: We’re keeping the server small and exclusive so that every voice matters and every player contributes to our shared experience.

How do I join?

Head over to crankshafted.com to apply and secure your spot. We’re looking for passionate Minecraft players ready to dive into a unique SMP experience.

Epic Tales Realm 1.20.2

1.20.2, animal names, autism flare, chapter titles, comic art, Dinosaurs, Epic, furry creatures, Gon, Gon Selection, High-quality scans, Manga, Masashi Tanaka, mean predators, non-dialogue, Realm, Spanish scans, storytelling genius, Tales, Visual Storytelling, Wilderness, wordless storytelling

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	9400
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5

Yo, bros, listen up! This server is like a manga you don’t even need to read, just like those anons who say they’re too dumb for manga. We got savage dinosaurs, the last one standing is GON, the wildest of them all! He’s out there defending the friendly and furry from the mean and hungry, all without a single word spoken.

And get this, we got those high-quality scans, so no need to worry about bad quality anymore. Spanish scans, English scans, we got it all! So join us on this wild adventure, where the only thing you need to worry about is which dinosaur GON will take on next. Don’t miss out, join now and let’s get crazy together!

DadCraft: Oops, My Bad!

bad, DadCraft, Oops

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	9366
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	411	Runes Activated:	1
Mines Excavated:	4121	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Crops Grown:	8947	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Villages Defended:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Are you tired of dealing with family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and just focus on building epic structures and battling creepers!

Join us and leave your family drama at the door, because here you can be whoever you want to be without any judgment. Plus, you won’t have to worry about any surprise visits from long-lost relatives asking for money – unless they’re asking for in-game currency, of course!

So if you’re looking for a place to unwind, make new friends, and explore endless possibilities, join our server now! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures instead?

TreasuryTrolls: Keep Your Diamonds Safe!

cybersecurity, data access, data breach, data privacy, Data Protection, data security, diamonds, financial data, government oversight, government transparency, Information Security, information sharing, personal information, political concerns, privacy concerns, privacy rights, republicans, Safe, sensitive information, Treasury, TreasuryTrolls, unauthorized access, unauthorized use

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	1568
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Falling into the Void:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just normal and predictable? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild.

Picture this: you log onto the server and are greeted by a talking llama who offers to be your personal tour guide. As you explore the vast world, you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of friendly zombies. And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, you discover a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds and gold.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a community of shape-shifting villagers who can transform into any mob at will. Want to see a chicken riding a pig? We’ve got you covered. How about a creeper doing the moonwalk? You’ll see it all on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyMex Tariff Minecraft Server

#announcement, Commerce, CraftyMex, decision, Economy, ecuador, export, Goods, Government, Import, import tax, international relations, Latin America, market, Mexican goods, Minecraft, policy, president, Server, south america, tariff, Taxation, Trade, trade war

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	563
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	91	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	31
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Star Shards Collected:	212	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the president of ecuador has gone mad and declared a 27% tariff on all mexican goods IN MINECRAFT!! build your own taco stand and smuggle in those delicious burritos without getting caught by the corrupt minecraft government. join now for a chance to overthrow the president and establish a taco utopia in our crazy virtual world! tacos for everyone, no tariffs allowed!

CraftyComrades: NoRussianExecs

Accountability, alarming rise, brutality, Conflict, CraftyComrades, eastern europe, Executing, global security, human rights violations, international law, investigation, Justice, military aggression, NoRussianExecs, Reports, russia, Ukrainian soldiers, UN, united nations, violations, violations of Geneva Conventions, War Crimes

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	340
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Emeralds Found:	9637

LOLZ JOIN OUR SERVER OR ELSE U MIGHT END UP LIKE UKRAINIAN SOLDIERS IN RUSSIA. WE GOT MAD SKILLS AND MAD FUN, NO EXECUTIONS HERE, JUST BLOCKS AND CREEPERS. COME BUILD WITH US AND AVOID THE UN ALARMING REPORTS. PLAY WITH US OR ELSE…BOOM!

BlockyProstate – Digging for a Cure!

advanced prostate cancer, BlockyProstate, California, cancer awareness, cancer deaths, cancer incidence, cancer mortality, Cancer prevention, cancer research, cancer risk factors, cancer screening guidelines, cancer screening recommendations, cancer statistics, cancer treatment, cure, Digging, early detection, mens health, prostate cancer, prostate health, routine screening, Screening, US men

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	6183
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Votes:	6157	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing rising is the fun levels! forget about boring old cancer stats, we’ve got creepers and zombies to worry about! our server is so lit, it’ll make your prostate cancer look like a walk in the park. trust us, you won’t regret joining this wild ride of blocky adventures and epic battles. who needs routine screening when you can be battling dragons and building castles instead? join now and let the fun begin!

Dynastium

active community, Adventurer, bedrock, Community, Cross-Play, Diplomacy, dynamics, Earth, Earth Towny, Economy, friendly environment, Geopolitics, immersive experience, Latest Version, minecraft server, Nation building, new adventurer, seasoned strategist, strategy, Towny, vibrant

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	4884
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Buildings Constructed:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Magic Items Found:	1095
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Void Gems Collected:	16
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Dynastium is a vibrant Minecraft server running on the latest version, featuring an Earth Towny setup that brings the dynamics of geopolitics to life. With a welcoming and active community, players can engage in nation-building, diplomacy, and strategy. The server also supports Bedrock players, ensuring everyone can enjoy the fun. Whether you’re a seasoned strategist or a new adventurer, Dynastium offers an immersive experience in a friendly environment.

play.dynastium.net

Minetales

active staff support, advanced anti-cheat, auction house, coinshop, custom factories, custom texture pack, Daily Quests, decorative elements, Dynamic economy, Economy, extensive skills system, Factions, Fishing, interactive chat features, Jobs, levelled mobs, MCMMO, Mining, personal backpacks, professional spawns, pve content, pvp arena, quality of life, Roleplay, Survival, Teams, unique worlds, Vanilla, Voting Rewards, Warps

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	1601
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Void Gems Collected:	16	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Minetales: Welcoming all crafters! – Custom factories, professional spawns, and extensive skills system – PvP Arena and PvE content – Dynamic economy: coinshop, auction house, jobs, and daily quests – Unique worlds for fishing and mining – Custom texture pack and decorative elements – Personal backpacks and warps – Advanced anti-cheat and levelled mobs – Teams, factions, and interactive chat features – Voting rewards and active staff support – Quality of life: clear lag, action bar, command blocker, anti-dupe – Multiverse support for expanded gameplay Join our growing community at play.minetales.org!

play.minetales.org

Shattered Infinity SMP

action, alliances, Choices, Custom, danger, Discord, DOMINANCE, Exploration, Hunters, Immersive, Infinity, Kingdoms, Magic, Medieval, Modded, NIGHTS, Powers, Realm, Secrets, Shattered, smp, TERRIFIYING, Vampires

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	8017
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Alien Abductions:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Divine Spears Created:	15	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Shattered Infinity SMP Overview

Features	Description
Hunters vs. Vampires	Choose between being a vampire or a hunter in this modded Minecraft experience.
Medieval Theme	Immerse yourself in a medieval-themed server with danger and alliances.
Live Server	The server is already live and welcoming new players to join.

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by connecting to the IP address provided or by visiting the server’s website.
Can I switch between being a vampire and a hunter?	Yes, players have the ability to switch sides during gameplay.
Are there specific rules in the server?	Yes, there are rules in place to ensure fair gameplay and respect among all players. Be sure to read and follow them.
How can I form alliances and kingdoms?	You can form alliances and kingdoms by interacting with other players in-game and collaborating on goals and strategies.

Players:	102/900	Votes:	9230
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3