The Hobo Shack | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyCreeperClap

anxiety, Awareness, counseling, CraftyCreeperClap, Diagnosis, education, EMBARRASSMENT, emotional impact, fear, health, Medical, Prevention, reaction, Results, sexually transmitted disease, shame, std, stigma, Support, Testing, Treatment

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	9624
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3686	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Buildings Constructed:	29	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most insane place to play Minecraft! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world filled with flying pigs, dancing llamas, and talking creepers! But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where the Ender Dragon is the DJ! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on giant chickens and battle it out in epic duels to become the ultimate Chicken Champion! And if that’s not enough excitement for you, we also have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether, complete with twists, turns, and flaming zombie pigmen!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most absurd, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to the boring old servers.

KyivCraft: French Desertion Fiasco

155th Brigade, alleged, Anne of Kyiv, Army, BETRAYAL, Conflict, current events, desertion, eastern europe, Europe, Fiasco, French, French-trained, international relations, investigation, KyivCraft, loyalty, mass desertion, Military, military training, News, soldiers, Ukraine, War

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	6593
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Alien Abductions:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

haha bro u gotta join this server, it’s like the wildest ride u ever been on. we got ukraine investigating some crazy mass desertion of this french-trained 155th brigade, like wtf is even happening. but don’t worry, our server ain’t got no deserters, just a bunch of crazy gamers ready to take on any challenge.

join us and be a part of the ‘Anne of Kyiv’ brigade, we ain’t french-trained but we sure know how to have a good time. build epic castles, battle fierce mobs, and maybe even uncover some mysterious conspiracies along the way. who knows, maybe u’ll be the next hero of our server, leading us to victory against all odds.

so what u waiting for? come join the madness, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. see u in the game, bro!

Poop Before Stroop – Minecraft Server

athletes, cognitive function, Cognitive Speed, digestion, Endurance, Exercise, FITNESS, health, Improves, mental performance., Minecraft, Performance, physical performance, Poop, pooping, research, Server, Small Study, Stroop, Stroop Test, study, Training, Triathletes, triathlon

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	8772
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Infinity Stones Found:	3

hey u! u wanna join a minecraft server that will BLOW UR MIND?! well, let me tell u about this CRAZY server where we did a small study on triathletes and found out that pooping before taking the Stroop test actually improves cognitive speed and performance!

I know, it sounds INSANE, but trust me, it’s TRUE! imagine pooping before every test and becoming a MINECRAFT GENIUS!

So come join us on this server where we poop before every challenge and dominate the game like never before! who knew that the key to success in minecraft was in the bathroom all along?! don’t miss out on this life-changing opportunity, join now and become a POOPING PRODIGY!

256Forever

256Forever, chest, Community, Essentials, gameplay, Land Claims, Map, Materials, Minecraft, multiplayer, New faces, Players, Plugins, pre generated, Semi Vanilla, Server, Simple, Spawn, Survival, unique loot

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	6424
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	439
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	New Chunks Explored:	726684
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Runes Activated:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Buildings Constructed:	23

Minecraft Server Overview

IP	play.256forever.net
Discord	https://discord.256forever.net

This is a very small semi-vanilla server with a brand new map and limited plugins. We are still gathering materials to build a spawn together. There are basic things like essentials and land claims and lootin’. The Lootin plugin makes it so you get unique loot from pre-generated chests. As more people join I may add more plugins, as well as some I have developed, but I wanted to keep gameplay simple for now. Averaging at around 5~ players, we’re hoping to see some new faces around 🙂

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How many players are usually online?	On average, around 5 players are online.
Are there any specific rules on the server?	Yes, please refer to the server rules posted in the Discord server.
Can I request for specific plugins to be added?	You can suggest plugins in the Discord server, and the admin may consider adding them.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing is not allowed. Please respect other player’s builds and belongings.

Anime Lovebirds 1.20.2

1.20.2, Anime, anime romance, anime ships, Best Anime Couple, Best Video Game Couples, gaming couples, lovebirds, Makoto Niijima, OTPs, persona 5, persona 5 characters, Persona 5 Romance, Persona series, ren amamiya, Ren and Makoto, Ren and Makoto Love Story, Ren and Makoto Persona 5, Ren and Makoto Persona Series., Ren and Makoto Relationship, RPG Couples, Video Game Couples

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	2089
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7

Yo, bro, forget about Ren and Makoto from Persona 5, come join our Minecraft server instead!

Why, you ask? Well, because on our server, you can build a giant statue of Ren and Makoto out of diamond blocks!

And guess what? We have a secret underground dungeon where you can roleplay as Ren and Makoto and fight off evil mobs together!

Plus, we have a special potion that turns you into a cat so you can meow your way through the game like a true ninja!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and unleash your inner Ren and Makoto in the wackiest Minecraft adventure ever!

LottoBFFs Minecraft SMP

Blessing, charitable giving, dream come true, Family Support, financial assistance, Financial Security, Financial Stability, financial windfall, Generosity, gratefulness, helping others, Kindness, life-changing opportunity, lottery winner, LottoBFFs, loved ones, Making A Difference, Minecraft, sharing the wealth, smp, Support, unexpected wealth

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	9373
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Dragons Tamed:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP! Like, seriously, it’s the most lit server everrrr. We have like, diamond armor giveaways every hour and a secret base full of enchanted golden apples. And get this, the owner is a talking llama who can shoot lasers out of its eyes!

If you join, you’ll be part of the coolest gang of players who go on crazy adventures to find the rarest blocks in the game. I once saw someone ride a pig off a cliff and land in a pool of lava, but they survived because they had a magic potion that turned them into a fireproof chicken. It was wild, man.

So, like, why wouldn’t you want to join this insane server? You’ll never be bored again, I promise. Plus, if you win the lottery, we’ll all help you spend your winnings on building a giant statue of a creeper made entirely out of emeralds. It’ll be LEGENDARY, bro. So come join us and let’s conquer Minecraft together! #YOLO #Minecraft4Life 🤪🤑🔥

OldNetCraft

Angelfire, aol, Chat Rooms, cyber culture, dial-up, digital memories, early online experiences, early websites, floppy disks, Geocities, irc, message boards, myspace, Netscape Navigator, Nostalgia, OldNetCraft, retro technology, slow connections, vintage internet, web rings, Yahoo Messenger

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	4461
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Meteorites Collected:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7

Remember the good ol’ days of the Internet when you could spend hours playing Minecraft without a care in the world? Well, we’ve got the perfect server for you to relive those glory days! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-encrusted llamas, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of dancing creepers.

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself has been spotted hanging out in our virtual realm. Rumor has it he’s just looking for a buddy to play mini-games with and share some enchanted golden apples.

But that’s not all! We also have a hidden treasure chest filled with rare loot that only the bravest adventurers can find. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and become the ultimate Minecraft champion?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the pixelated madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a zombie, then you might regret it a little).

HaitiCraft2024

2024.., border control, caribbean, deportation, deportation consequences, deportation laws, deportation process, deportation statistics, deported, discrimination, Dominican Republic, government policy, Haitians, HaitiCraft2024, HUMAN RIGHTS, immigration, international relations, Migration, Refugee Crisis, Social Issues, undocumented immigrants

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	3213
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Runes Activated:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND ESCAPE DEPORTATION LIKE A PRO! WE GOT MORE THAN 276,000 HAITIANS READY TO BUILD SOME EPIC HOUSES AND SLAY SOME ZOMBIES!

COME JOIN US AND BUILD A FORTRESS SO STRONG, EVEN THE DOMINICAN REPUBLIC CAN’T DEPORT YOU!

WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY, CREEPERS THAT DANCE, AND DIAMONDS THAT SHINE BRIGHTER THAN YOUR FUTURE!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND LET’S MAKE SOME MINECRAFT MAGIC HAPPEN!

Nano Pore DiagCraft

Accuracy, Capture, current tests, developed, DiagCraft, diagnose, Diagnosis, efficiency, Faster, Healthcare, illnesses, innovation, Medical, molecules, Nano, nanopore, Pore, Precision, research, scientists, Signals, Technology, tool

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	6190
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Magic Items Found:	1418	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Votes:	6842	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10

join our epic minecraft server where we have developed a nano-pig-based tool that can diagnose your minecraft character’s illnesses faster than a speeding arrow! imagine the precision of a diamond sword but with the power of capturing signals from individual minecraft molecules!

we have crazy stories of players being diagnosed with “creeperitis” and “enderdragon fever” but fear not, our nano-pig tool can cure them all! join us for a wild ride of medical mayhem and pixelated pandemonium!

so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s battle illness one block at a time!

What is the IP for TechyCrew Minecraft Server?

Among us, among us roles, fortnite, fortnite creative, Minecraft, roblox, Server, techy, Techy Roblox, TechyCrew

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	6664
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Falling into the Void:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	9421	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

TechyCrew is a technology-focused company that specializes in providing innovative solutions for businesses and individuals. With a team of experienced professionals, TechyCrew offers services such as software development, web design, cybersecurity solutions, and IT consulting. Their mission is to empower clients with cutting-edge technology to help them thrive in the digital age.

SCP: SITE-19 Roleplay Vanilla Java

Chaos Insurgency, Chat, Discord, Events, facility, foundation, growth, java, Lag, Longplay, navigation, OWNER, Ping, player-SCPs, Roleplay, S-NAV, Scp, Server, Site19, surface, Tasks, Underground, Vanilla

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	3060
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

SITE-19 Roleplay Server

“SITE-19” is just released minecraft RP server, in which you will be able to play as possibly any member of the SCP Foundation, and groups of interest, such as Chaos Insurgency. Variety of events will be hosted, on yet largest minecraft SCP-Themed project, featuring 3.5km2 underground facility, and LARGE surface area. Everything will be hosted on paid off by owner server on vanilla, meaning no lag or ping spikes! (Message from owner: Please join I put my soul into this.) Help the server grow, and join our server to chat with like-minded people, and soon, we plan to organize longplay full site roleplay session, where we will also have player-SCPs and interesting tasks!

Discord Server

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server running on vanilla Minecraft?	Yes, the server is running on vanilla Minecraft.
What are some of the groups of interest I can play as?	You can play as members of the SCP Foundation, Chaos Insurgency, and more.
Is there any lag or ping spikes on the server?	No, the server is paid off by the owner, ensuring smooth gameplay without lag or spikes.
Are there plans for organized roleplay sessions?	Yes, there are plans for longplay full site roleplay sessions with player-SCPs and interesting tasks.

WildCrafted Realms 1.21

daily habits, efficiency, goal-setting, long tail tags, organization, Prioritization, productivity, rAw TiMe, rAw TiMe tags, Realms, Routines, Scheduling, task management, time allocation, time awareness, time blocking, time efficiency, Time management, time optimization, time tracking, time utilization, WildCrafted

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	7003
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Magic Items Found:	4089
Void Gems Collected:	25	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	1658
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Chimeras Created:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4

Yo, bros and broettes, wanna join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind into a million pieces and then put it back together with rainbow duct tape? Well, look no further than this absolute madhouse of a server!

We’ve got more mods than you can shake a stick at, and trust me, you’ll be shaking a lot of sticks because the mobs on this server are no joke. They’ll make you question your existence and why you ever thought playing on a vanilla server was a good idea.

But wait, there’s more! Our community is like a dysfunctional family that you never knew you needed. From the crazy builders to the PvP maniacs, there’s never a dull moment on this server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the rAw TiMe of your life! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

NoMomNoPlayMC

aita, Behavior, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, discipline, Etiquette, Friend, guest behavior, house rules, Kids, Manners, mom, NoMomNoPlayMC, overreaction, parenting, play date, Respect, Social Skills

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	5853
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Potions Brewed:	55
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner chaos? Look no further than our server, where we embrace the madness! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Imagine a world where pizza-hating kids run amok, play fighting leads to broken vases, and Roblox reigns supreme. Our server is like a virtual reality version of that crazy playdate gone wrong, but with creepers and zombies thrown into the mix.

So why join our server? Because where else can you experience the thrill of trying to keep up with unruly kids while also fending off virtual monsters? It’s a chaotic adventure that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity.

Come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to watch out for flying chicken nuggets and watch your back for any rogue play fighters. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

DerpyCraft – Where Everyone Looks Stupid!

DerpyCraft, stupid

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	9321
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Magic Items Found:	5535
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Trying to build a dirt house in Minecraft! But fear not, on our server, we have banned dirt houses because we believe in luxury living for all players. Join us and build your mansion in the sky, complete with diamond floors and emerald chandeliers. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a friendly ghost named Steve who will help you mine for diamonds faster than you can say “creeper explosion!” So come on, join us and experience the high life in Minecraft like never before!

SpyCraft: Fishermen’s Find

Find, Fishermens, Spycraft

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	887
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	145	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Potions Brewed:	130

come join our minecraft server where we have SUSPECTED CHINESE UNDERWATER SPY DRONES swimming around in our virtual oceans! fisherman have found them off the coast of the PHILIPPINES and now they’re causing chaos in our blocky world! join us for the chance to uncover their secrets and maybe even ride them like a submarine! who needs regular old dolphins when you can have underwater spies, amirite? dive in and join the madness today!

Players:	107/500	Votes:	4998
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Towns Built:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4