The Hive Mind Minecraft SMP

Brit, China, hive, Honey Trap, long tail tags, Mind, Minecraft, russia, Sharehouse, smp, Usa

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	2289
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest rollercoaster ride you’ll ever experience!

Join us as we embark on a journey from China to Russia to Brit and finally to the good ol’ USA. Why, you ask? Because we have secret quests hidden in each country that will lead you to the ultimate treasure – a block of cheese made of pure diamond!

But beware, along the way you’ll encounter mobs like Putin’s pet bear, the Queen’s corgis, and even a bald eagle that shoots fireworks out of its beak. Can you survive the chaos and claim the cheese diamond for yourself? Join us and find out!

Zombies Smell Bad Server

Apocalypse, bad, Brain-eating, decay, decomposing, Disgusting, Flesh-eating, Gruesome, Horrible, Horror, post-apocalyptic, putrid, REANIMATED, Rotting, Server, smell, stench, Survival, Terrifying, Undead, walking dead, zombies

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	9366
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Void Armor Forged:	19
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Epic Shields Constructed:	30

yo, u gotta join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got zombies dat smell so bad, dey make u wanna puke. but dont worry, we also got zombie repellent dat u can use to keep dem away. plus, we got a secret underground base where u can hide from dem stinky zombies and plan ur attack.

oh, and did i mention we have flying pigs dat drop diamonds when u feed dem? yeah, u heard me right. FLYING PIGS. so come join us and get rich quick with dem diamond-droppin’ pigs.

also, we have a rollercoaster made entirely out of lava. it’s super dangerous but also super fun. so hop on and try not to burn ur butt off.

so what u waitin’ for? come join our crazy minecraft server and have the time of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

V For Vanilla

Community, dedicated server, FAIRPLAY, Finland hosted, Freebuild, International, minimal rules, no cheating, No Duping, No Griefing, No map resets, Random Spawn, Small Community, Survival, Survival multiplayer, TNT bombers exception, True vanilla, unaltered gameplay, Vanilla, Welcoming, world border 30M

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	3079
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16

V For Vanilla Server

Server IP: VForV.net

Server Discord: https://discord.gg/u2HcJxG4pS

Version: Java 1.21.3

V For Vanilla is a vanilla SMP started on the 4th of December, 2021. Our goal is to provide players with a true vanilla, unaltered gameplay experience. We have minimal admin intervention, giving players the freedom to play the game how they like, while keeping things fair for everyone by banning cheaters. To keep the vanilla experience authentic there are no game changing plugins or commands.

We have a small community with many people from all around the world. If you are looking for a true vanilla experience we welcome you to join us.

We hope to see you soon on V!

Server Info:

Information	Details
World Border	At 30M
Map Resets	No
Spawn Area	Random, unprotected
TPA & Sethome	No
Griefing & Killing	Allowed
Duping	No (Exception for TNT bombers)
Chat Moderation	Not strictly moderated
Server Location	Dedicated server hosted in Finland

Server Rules:

Doxing is not allowed and will result in a permanent ban
Cheating is a 3 Month temp ban, permanent on second offense

MysticCraft Realm 1.21.3

1.21.3, ANONYMOUS, anonymous request, assistance required, community support, digital assistance, forum post, help needed, internet plea, internet plea for help, mysterious request, MysticCraft, No. 274837758, onegai, Online Community, online forum, online help, online help request, online mystery, online support, Realm, Request

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	4062
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	33
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Chimeras Created:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server and experience the most epic and mind-blowing adventures you’ve ever seen in your life!

We have dragons that shoot rainbow lasers, unicorns that poop diamonds, and creepers that explode into confetti!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – every player gets a pet llama that can talk and tell jokes!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown into a million tiny pieces of awesomeness!

CraftyInLawFixer

Airbnb, Costs, cracked bathtub, CraftyInLawFixer, family dynamics, father in-law, Food, home repairs, Hurricanes, lodging, maintenance, MONEY, North Carolina, Painting, plumber, restaurant meals, running toilets, SINK, spare bedroom, UNFAIR, vacation

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	758
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Falling into the Void:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Ores Mined:	8954
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Are you tired of family members coming over and expecting payment for their “help” around the house? Join our Minecraft server, where you won’t have to deal with any unexpected bills from your in-laws!

On our server, you can build and repair to your heart’s content without worrying about cracked bathtubs or surprise invoices. Plus, we have a special “Family-Free Zone” where relatives are not allowed to enter, so you can game in peace without any unwanted DIY disasters.

So come join us and escape the real world drama for some virtual fun! Who knew Minecraft could be the ultimate family therapy?

GymCraft SMP: Just respawn at the gym!

Accountability, Consistency, determination, Exercise, FITNESS, fitness goals, goal-setting, gym, gymcraft, healthy lifestyle, mental health, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, physical health, positive mindset, respawn, self-care, self-discipline, smp, staying active, Time management, workout routine

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	6282
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	182
Votes:	7004	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Love Letters Sent:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Bro, forget the gym, join our Minecraft SMP instead! We got virtual workouts for your fingers, bro! You gotta mine those blocks and build those houses to get those gains, bro! Plus, we got a secret underground dungeon where you can battle virtual monsters and level up your character. It’s like CrossFit, but for gamers, bro! So ditch the gym and join our SMP for the ultimate workout experience! Let’s get those virtual gains, bro!

Blocky Bleeps & Blasphemy

bad language, bad word, blasphemy, Bleeps, blocky, CURSE, curse word, cuss, cuss word, dirty word, expletive, Favorite, foul language, naughty word, obscenity, offensive language, profane expression, Profanity, Swear, swear word, taboo language, vulgarity

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	9195
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Farms Harvested:	984	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Are you tired of being censored on other Minecraft servers for using your favorite bad words? Well, look no further because on our server, we encourage all the profanity you can handle! Let those F-bombs fly as you build, mine, and battle your way through our wild and wacky world.

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon, and the chance to ride a llama into battle while wielding a flaming sword made of cheese. Plus, every time you swear, a magical unicorn appears to grant you three wishes (Disclaimer: wishes may include unlimited diamonds, flying pigs, or a lifetime supply of pizza).

So if you’re ready to unleash your inner potty mouth and have a hilarious time with a community of like-minded players, come join us on the server where swearing is not only allowed, it’s encouraged! Let the chaos and craziness begin!

Cable Crush Minecraft Server

Asia-Pacific region, cable, Cable damage, Chinese name, Crush, cybersecurity, damaged, diplomatic tensions, east asia, intercepts, international relations, internet connectivity, investigation, maritime security, Minecraft, naval operations, Server, Ship, Surveillance, suspected, taiwan, telecommunications, territorial disputes, underwater cable

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	4586
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	8
Void Gems Collected:	24	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Votes:	3008
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

so, like, this server is the bomb diggity, like taiwan intercepting a ship with a chinese name, but instead of underwater cables, we’re all about building epic stuff in minecraft! join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps. trust me, you won’t regret it. unless you’re the underwater cable in this scenario, then maybe you will regret it. but who cares about underwater cables when you can be building a giant potato house with us?! come join the fun, you won’t be disappointed.

WarriorCraft: 13-Year Suicide High

13-year high, 13year, combat stress, crisis intervention, HIGH, Israeli army, mental health, mental health awareness, Mental health resources, mental health stigma, mental health support, mental illness, Military, military service, ongoing war, ptsd, soldiers, stress, SUICIDE, Suicide prevention, Suicide rate, suicide risk factors, war trauma, WarriorCraft

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	9470
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Dragon Scales Harvested:	274
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’ll make the Israeli army’s suicide rate look like child’s play? Well, look no further, cuz this server is the bomb (not literally, we don’t condone explosions here, unless it’s creeper-related)!

Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and more drama than a soap opera. Our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a dysfunctional family (in a good way, of course). Plus, our mods are so on point, they make the Israeli army look like a bunch of amateurs.

So come on down and join the fun! Who needs real-life wars when you can have virtual ones that are way more entertaining? Let’s build, mine, and troll each other to our hearts’ content. See you on the battlefield, soldier!

Up For Blocks Down For Ores

accepting, affirmative, agreeable, amenable, blocks, consenting, down for it, eager, enthusiastic, Excited, favorable, Game, Inclined, interested, Keen, open to it, Ores, Positive, PREPARED, Ready, up for it, willing

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	7170
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Falling into the Void:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Enchantments Applied:	282	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Endless Night Skies:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

LOL COME JOIN DIS SERVER WHERE U CAN BUILD ALL DA THINGS AND MAKE FRIENDS WITH CREEPERS. WE GOT DIAMONDS COMIN OUT DA WAZOO AND PIGS THAT CAN FLY.

ONE TIME, A PLAYER BUILT A CASTLE SO BIG IT REACHED DA MOON AND HE FOUND CHEESE UP THERE. TRUE STORY.

ANOTHER TIME, A PLAYER TAMED A DRAGON AND RODE IT INTO BATTLE AGAINST AN ARMY OF ZOMBIES. THE DRAGON WON, OBVS.

SO IF U WANNA HAVE A BLAST, COME JOIN US. AND REMEMBER, SAYING U “UP FOR SOMETHING” IS DA SAME AS SAYING U “DOWN FOR SOMETHING.” MIND BLOWN.

Potion Pals: Depressed Block Babes

Babes, BLOCK, Depressed, PALS, Potion

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	9512
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	9893
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

so like, this server is like a magical pill for your brain, man. like, if you join, you’ll be surrounded by young, healthy women who are like, super smart and stuff. but get this, they also have depression-like patterns of thinking. but it’s cool, because it’s all part of the experience, you know? like, it’s a whole new level of cognitive processing that will blow your mind. and if you’re feeling down, don’t worry, because everyone here is on oral contraceptives, which apparently makes the depression-like patterns even stronger. so come join us and let your brain go on a wild ride of emotions and cognitive processing like never before!

A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door

6 year old map, adult content, Beautiful, BROKE, Builds, Chaos, Cheats, Computer, Door, Glowstix, GRIEFED.., Lag, lawlessmc, Live Stream, opt-in, Pigman, R rated movie, restriction, smp, Spawn, streaming, supervision, Withers, zombie

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	8943
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	182
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Chaos Incarnate
Server IP	lawlessmc.com
Map Age	6 years
Live Stream	twitch.tv/wilder0p
Rules	NO CHEATS ALLOWED

FAQs

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on this server?	This server is chaos incarnate, so anything can happen. However, cheating is not allowed.
How old is the map on this server?	The map is 6 years old with plenty of huge and beautiful builds.
Can players opt-in to being streamed on Twitch?	Yes, any player can opt-in to being streamed at twitch.tv/wilder0p. New players are automatically streamed for the first few minutes of their play.
Is the server family-friendly?	No, this server has no restrictions on adult content and is not family-friendly without active adult supervision.

Desert Oasis Realms 1.21.4

1.21.4, black dick, black men, cultural attraction, desert, Diversity, ethnicity, exotic women, Exoticism, fetishization, fetishize, hot, Interracial Relationships, middle eastern, Multiculturalism, Oasis, Persian, Race, Realms, sexual preferences, Sexualization, societal norms, Stereotypes, Usa

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	7091
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Votes:	8911	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild party where Persian vibes meet American obsession with black dudes! It’s like a cultural mashup of epic proportions, like a kebab taco fusion! You’ll be mining diamonds while pondering the mysteries of interracial love, it’s like a mind-blowing trip through the desert of diversity! Join now and expand your horizons, bro!

BridalBashCraft Minecraft Server

acne scars, aita, bridal shower, BridalBashCraft, christmas dessert, Cousins wedding, designer bag, engagement ring, exclusion, family gatherings, future brother-in-law, Girlfriend, intimate event, materialism, Minecraft, negative opinion, reddit, Server, social media, thinning hairline, Wedding

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	6809
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Are you tired of boring old bridal showers with no drama? Join our Minecraft server for the most epic bridal shower ever! We have a special event where you can invite all your frenemies and watch the chaos unfold.

Imagine Lili logging in and seeing your virtual engagement ring worth $30k, just to one-up her! And don’t worry, we have a feature where you can critique everything from the flowers to the decor, just like Lili at that cousin’s wedding.

But wait, there’s more! You can also settle the height debate once and for all in our virtual world. And if anyone dares to mention your designer bag, you can publicly shame them in front of the entire server.

Join now and let the drama begin! Who needs a real bridal shower when you can have a Minecraft one filled with snide remarks and passive-aggressive behavior? Let’s make Lili regret ever crossing you in the first place!

Rent-a-Mess-Or-Else

aita, apartment, Chores, cleaning, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, DISHES, fair division, household responsibilities, living situation, mutual friend, Rent, rent increase, RentaMessOrElse, roommate, roommate issues, roommates, Trash, Upset, Utilities

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	9404
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	2515	Demon Skulls Collected:	19
Animals Bred:	191	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life roommates? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to avoid those pesky chores and live your best blocky life.

Join us and leave your roommate behind as you embark on epic adventures, build magnificent structures, and mine for diamonds without any passive-aggressive comments about dirty dishes.

Our server is so awesome, even your lazy roommate will be jealous! Plus, with our outrageous rent prices (just kidding, it’s free!), you’ll have plenty of extra diamonds to show off your wealth in-game.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to real-life roommate drama. Trust us, it’s way more fun to fight off creepers than argue about who forgot to take out the trash.

MinecraftChatterBlocker

ANNOYING, Assertiveness, Boundaries, chatterbox, Communication, Conversation, excessive chatter, excessive communication, excessive conversation, excessive talking, interrupt, Listening, long-winded, loquacious, MinecraftChatterBlocker, non-stop talking, overbearing, Social Skills, talkaholic, Talkative, verbose

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	253
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	476	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Are you tired of hearing non-stop chatter in your Minecraft world? Join our server and unleash the power of the mute button! We have special mute potions that you can throw at any player who just won’t stop yapping. Watch as they suddenly become silent, unable to annoy you with their constant babbling. It’s the perfect solution for those talkative players who just won’t take a hint!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Mute Monster, a creature so fed up with hearing people talk that it roams the land silencing anyone who dares to speak. If you can defeat the Mute Monster in battle, you’ll be rewarded with a special item that lets you mute anyone with just a single click. It’s the ultimate power trip for those who want peace and quiet in their Minecraft world.

So if you’re ready to put an end to all the chatter and finally enjoy some peace and quiet, join our server today. Just remember to watch your own mouth – you never know when the Mute Monster might come for you!