The Goons

The Goons

A minecraft server with mcnmo and land claim, compatible up to 1.8We’re a server with many things to do like survival, mcmmo and other stuff like land claiming. We support versions as old as 1.8. May be older.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players: 98/600 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged: 6 Falling into the Void: 3
Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Slippery Phone Case Minecraft SMP

    Slippery Phone Case Minecraft SMP
    Tired of your phone slipping out of your hand like a greased-up pig at a county fair? Well, imagine a Minecraft SMP where everything is so wild and crazy, you’ll need a case on your virtual blocks just to keep them in line! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and non-stop laughs. Plus, rumor has it that the server is actually run by a group of mischievous llamas who love to prank unsuspecting players. So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a slippery, slidey good time!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Horror Stories Survived: 6 Lost Souls Rescued: 6

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • RoboCraft Minecraft Server

    RoboCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone like a lonely loser? Well, fear not my fellow friendless virgins, because our server is the perfect place for you! We have a small group of robots who are always down for some epic gaming sessions, whether it’s Deadlock, Dota 2, or Rocket League.

    But beware, we have a strict “no normies” policy. That’s right, if you’re a furry faggot or just into general gay shit, this server is not for you. Only the most autistic, friendless losers, and shut-ins are welcome here. So come join us for some epic adventures and make some new robot friends along the way!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 50

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Single To Me Minecraft SMP

    Single To Me Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only drama is over who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids! We’ve got scandalous love triangles, epic battles over who gets to build the biggest castle, and even a mysterious player who goes by the name “Lil Timmy” causing chaos wherever he goes. So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughs, tears, and maybe a little bit of creepers blowing up your house, then join us today! Who knows, you might just find your soulmate or your arch-nemesis in this crazy world of blocks and pixels.

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Void Gems Collected: 34
    Divine Spears Created: 22 Dragon Scales Harvested: 455

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Meedway server Minecraft

    Meedway server Minecraft

    This is a real MMORPG server in Minecraft!

    Aren’t you afraid to plunge into the world of cruel bosses, monsters, dungeons and cute pets?

    Then challenges await you!

    Download bibu?, and we have cookies with magic)

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9 Evil Lairs Raided: 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Shadow Figures Spotted: 6

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Blocky Jokester Minecraft Server

    Blocky Jokester Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious place to be in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us for epic adventures like riding pigs off cliffs, battling evil chickens with diamond swords, and building giant statues of your favorite memes. Our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

    But that’s not all! We also have special events like the annual “Troll Olympics” where players compete in ridiculous challenges like parkour courses made entirely of slime blocks and fishing for rare items in a pool of lava.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous Minecraft shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a hilarious way)!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 23 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 31 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Hungry Gamer Minecraft SMP

    Hungry Gamer Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, located in the magical land of CHRISTMAS! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Santa Claus is our admin! That’s right, jolly old Saint Nick himself is in charge of keeping our server running smoothly. And rumor has it, if you’ve been good this year, he might even drop some extra special loot for you.

    2. Our spawn point is a giant gingerbread house! You can literally spawn inside a delicious, edible house. Just try not to eat it all before you start your adventure.

    3. The mobs are all decked out in festive attire. Imagine fighting off zombie elves and skeleton reindeer while wearing your best ugly Christmas sweater. It’s a sight to behold.

    4. We have a secret portal that leads straight to the North Pole. Who knows what kind of mischief you’ll get into when you step through that magical gateway.

    So come join us in our Christmas-themed Minecraft SMP, where the snow is always falling and the holiday cheer never ends. Just make sure to watch out for the Grinch – he’s been known to grief a few builds in his day.

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Captain Sailing On Minecraft Server

    Captain Sailing On Minecraft Server
    Ahoy there, mateys! Do ye seek adventure on the high seas of Minecraft? Well, look no further than our server, where the waters are as healthy as a pirate’s diet of rum and grog!

    Join us as we embark on epic quests, battling cleaner and rarer foes, and dancing with danger in the dark abyss. With magic music boxes and new pepes to befriend, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So hoist the sails, steer hard to starboard, and prepare for 5 hours of non-stop action. Don’t lose your way this time, or you’ll walk the plank with the ghostly crew!

    Join us now, or risk missing out on the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Argh, me hearties!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 2 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1 Crystal Caves Mapped: 6

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • No. 16188781 Minecraft SMP by AnonYmous

    No. 16188781 Minecraft SMP by AnonYmous
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter, birbdragonwitch! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the wild adventures that await you in this server.

    First off, our spawn point is guarded by a giant birbdragonwitch who only lets players in if they can do the Macarena dance perfectly. Trust me, it’s harder than it sounds.

    Once you’re in, you’ll be greeted by a community of players who communicate solely in bird calls. Don’t worry, you’ll pick it up in no time. And if you don’t, well, let’s just say the birbdragonwitch might not be too happy about it.

    But the real reason you should join birbdragonwitch is for the epic PvP battles that happen every Friday night. Picture this: players riding on flying pigs, shooting fireballs from their eyes, all while wearing witch hats. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

    So what are you waiting for? Join birbdragonwitch today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just don’t forget to bring your dancing shoes and bird call dictionary!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 88 Evil Twin Fights: 2
    Heroic Legacies Created: 3 Unicorn Sightings: 1

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Anime Figures & Manga Minecraft Server

    Anime Figures & Manga Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where nobody appreciates your love for anime figures and manga? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a whole section dedicated to showcasing your epic collection of waifus and husbando figures! Build your own anime shrine and show off your otaku pride to the whole server!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Manga Madness” event, where players must battle it out in epic PvP matches using only their favorite manga volumes as weapons. Will you be able to defeat your enemies with the power of Naruto or will you succumb to the might of One Piece?

    Join us now and experience a Minecraft server like no other, where anime and Minecraft collide in the most epic and hilarious ways possible! Plus, who knows, you might even find a fellow anime lover to trade figures with or discuss the latest episodes of your favorite anime series. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your inner otaku shine!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 31 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Ban Hammer Minecraft SMP

    Ban Hammer Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest place you’ll ever experience!

    Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords. Or how about participating in a server-wide treasure hunt where the prize is a real-life llama delivered to your doorstep?

    But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground societies, where players trade rare items like enchanted golden carrots for magical powers. And don’t even get me started on the time someone accidentally turned the entire server into a giant potato farm.

    So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe a little bit of insanity, then come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just be sure to watch out for those pesky range bans from Germany.

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 19 Vanishing Structures Built: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Baited Rats & Flying Shit Minecraft Server

    Baited Rats & Flying Shit Minecraft Server

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or crazy adventures? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Dive into an ocean of bait, insane rrats, and flying sht – yes, you heard that right, flying sht!

    Join our server and embark on wild chuuba hunts, where you’ll have to outsmart the rrats and dodge the flying sh*t to claim your prize. And don’t worry about lack of streams, because we have a special feature where Gura herself will pop in to stream while you play.

    So why wait? Join our server now for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 10 Meteorite Armor Created: 22
    Magic Wands Crafted: 13 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Cash Money Minecraft SMP

    Cash Money Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old investment opportunities that require actual work? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! With just $100k, you can join our server and invest in virtual diamonds that will generate you endless income with zero management involved.

    Picture this: you stumble upon a hidden diamond mine in our server and suddenly become the richest player in town. You’ll have other players begging to join your diamond empire and you’ll be rolling in virtual riches in no time.

    But beware, there are rival players who will stop at nothing to steal your diamonds and overthrow your reign as the wealthiest player. It’s a cutthroat world out there in our Minecraft SMP, but the rewards are worth the risk.

    So why waste your money on boring real-life investments when you can join our server and become a virtual diamond tycoon? Join now and start your journey to Minecraft riches today!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6 Unseen Monsters Slain: 2

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Xanny.World Minecraft server

    Xanny.World Minecraft server

    Welcome to our new server!

    We are pleased to introduce you to a unique survival world that is just beginning its journey. Our server offers exciting opportunities for players of all levels – from beginners to experienced masters. Here you can not only survive, but also develop in a friendly and active atmosphere.

    We have a donation system that will help support the server and its development. Thanks to your contributions, we can add new features, improve gameplay and create unique content.

    In the near future, we plan to expand our project by adding an anarchy mode with vulture servers, where you can test your skills in PvP and interaction with other players. Join us on this exciting journey and become part of our growing community!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Flawless Adventures Minecraft Server

    Flawless Adventures Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever set foot in!

    Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted chicken nugget as a prize! Or how about participating in our weekly llama fashion show, where the best-dressed llama wins a trip to the moon (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?)

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mysterious creature who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. If you can out-dab Blocky, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to watch out for the exploding sheep and the singing creepers – they’re a hoot!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 6 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • I Hate This Dickhead Minecraft SMP

    I Hate This Dickhead Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with sweaty try-hards and toxic players? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate escape from all that nonsense! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination (shh, don’t tell anyone)!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the mystical portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cake (yes, even the creepers)!

    So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be part of our wacky, unpredictable world? Join us now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 15 Forbidden Relics Collected: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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