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Sky’s SMP Adventures

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A chaotic paradise.

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

BonkNetwork

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Welcome to BonkNetwork, the ultimate semi-vanilla Minecraft experience with a twist! Our server combines the charm of classic Minecraft with an array of exciting features to enhance your gameplay. Dive into our dynamic world where you can:

Explore Custom Ranks: Progress through unique ranks and unlock exclusive perks.

Engage in Duels: Challenge friends and foes in thrilling duel battles.

Shop to Your Heart’s Content: Access our in-game shop to trade resources and gear up.

And More!

Join BonkNetwork today, where adventure and innovation meet. Ready to bonk into some fun?

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Momcest General Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a Stupid Bimbo Edition every Tuesday! Why? Because who doesn’t love a good ol’ Momcest Tuesday, am I right? Share pictures and thoughts on milfs or your own lovely mom – we won’t judge, we’ll just laugh along with you.

Is your mom a stupid fucking bimbo? Was she used by Chads as a cumdump? Share your bimbo mom stories and let’s all have a good laugh together. And hey, if you join our server, you might even get to build a monument to your bimbo mom in-game – now that’s a reason to join if I’ve ever heard one!

So come on, join us for some ridiculous fun and outrageous stories. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some fellow bimbo mom enthusiasts to bond with. See you in the game!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Potions Brewed:	166	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	48

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Frauds Minecraft SMP Balon D’or Reminder

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have our own version of the Ballon d’Or called the Diamond Sword of Awesomeness! Join us and you could win this prestigious award, even if you’re nowhere near the best player on the server.

Real Madrid may have bought their way to success in the football world, but here in our SMP, we value true skill and creativity. No corruption here, just pure Minecraft fun!

Rival players may not be happy about our server’s success, but that just means we’re doing something right. Come join us and watch as Real Madrid fans seethe with jealousy as our community grows stronger and more epic by the day.

Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of something truly special. Join our Minecraft SMP today and see what all the hype is about!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Ores Mined:	4366

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Stereotypical Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being a stereotypical mediocre person in real life? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can get reincarnated into a world of endless possibilities and epic adventures!

Picture this: You spawn in as a potato farmer named Bob, but suddenly you get hit by a lightning bolt and BAM! You’re now a wizard with the power to summon flying pigs to do your bidding. And that’s just the beginning of the craziness on our server.

Join now and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens, riding rainbow unicorns, and building a castle made entirely out of cheese. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness today!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Void Armor Forged:	30
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

> $70 in checking account Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on easy mode in Minecraft? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our SMP where the currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but cold hard cash! That’s right, we have players with only $70 in their checking account and others with $70k in crypto! Can you survive and thrive in this crazy economy? Join now and see if you have what it takes to be the richest player in the most absurd Minecraft server out there!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

BlazedMC

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Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Crafty Lies Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where everything you have ever known is a lie! But don’t worry, it’s a hilarious lie that will have you laughing your blocky pants off.

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs can fly, creepers tell knock-knock jokes, and diamonds are actually made of cheese. Yes, you heard that right – CHEESE!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak and a love for disco dancing. Rumor has it that if you can impress him with your best chicken dance, he’ll grant you three wishes. Just be careful what you wish for – last time someone wished for unlimited diamonds, they ended up with a mountain of diamond-shaped tofu.

So come on down to our server and join in on the madness. Who knows what other wacky surprises await you in this topsy-turvy world where everything you thought you knew is just a big, hilarious joke.

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Back Lads SMP Minecraft

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Get ready to dive into a Minecraft SMP like no other! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Legend has it that our server is home to the rarest and most majestic pixelated creatures you’ll ever lay your eyes on. From rainbow-colored sheep to flying pigs, you never know what kind of wacky wildlife you’ll encounter on our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is also rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. Don’t worry, though, he’s harmless… most of the time.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that on our server, diamonds rain from the sky every Tuesday. Yes, you heard that right. Diamonds. Rain. From. The. Sky.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the wildest pixelated adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to the Nether filled with dancing zombies and singing skeletons. The possibilities are endless!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

What is the IP for The B3 Minecraft Server?

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The B3 is a talented and dynamic band with a passion for soul, jazz, and funk music. Known for their electrifying live performances and infectious grooves, The B3 has captivated audiences around the world. Comprised of seasoned musicians with a deep appreciation for classic and contemporary sounds, The B3 brings a fresh and innovative approach to their music. With a sound that is both familiar and original, The B3 continues to push the boundaries of traditional genres and create music that is both timeless and relevant.

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Alien Abductions:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

SCP – Site-86

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Site-86 is a team deathmatch with a twist, consisting of unique teams to play as; Class-D, Chaos Insurgency, Facility Guards, Mobile Task Forces and SCPs. Work with your team and leverage your power further to outwit your opponents.

Inspired by SCP: Secret Laboratory.

Features original soundtrack, progression system, perks (classes) and the ability to play as SCPs such as SCP-173 and SCP-049.

Random map generation coming soon.

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Farms Harvested:	181	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

⚔️ MainMayhem – The best RPG server ⚔️ Minecraft server

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Are you ready to dive into exciting adventures? On our server you will find unique mobs, powerful bosses and a friendly community always ready to help!

?What awaits you?

– Unique bosses and mobs: Fight original opponents that will bring new challenges!

– Unusual equipment: Craft powerful items with unique characteristics and create your own playstyle!

– Exciting quests: Explore the world, completing interesting missions and revealing its mysteries.

– Fair balance without donation: Players have an equal chance of success, without privileges for donors!

– Frequent events: Participate in competitions and events with unique prizes and rewards!

⭐ Why choose MainMayhem?

1. Epic fights! ⚔️

2. Unique equipment! ⛏

3. Friendly community! ❤️

4. Great hosting! ⚡

5. Fun mini-games! ☀️

Become a part of our amazing world! We are waiting for you at MainMayhem.ru!⚜️

(ℹ️) – Information:

(Discord): http://discord.gg/QZ8cuUbY93

(VK): https://vk.com/mayhemminecraft

(⚕) – Auto-donate: https://mainmayhem.easydonate.ru

(IP) – IP: MainMayhem.ru

(♨️) – Version: 1.16.5

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Korean Emoji Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being left out of the emoji game just because you’re not Korean? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we welcome ALL Asians, not just the ones with the cool emojis. Join us and show off your building skills while also proving that emojis are for everyone, not just a select few. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret emoji dungeon hidden somewhere in the server where only the bravest players can find the elusive “🤪” emoji. Will you be the one to discover its location and claim it as your own? Join now and let the emoji madness begin! 🤣🏯🤪

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	324	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Frieren’s Epic Minecraft SMP Adventure

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Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers? Do you crave a wild and wacky adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us for a chance to participate in crazy antics like hunting down rare mythical creatures, building insane rollercoasters that defy the laws of physics, and even engaging in some scandalous activities with our resident NPCs Methode and Frieren.

Rumor has it that if you join our server, you might just stumble upon a secret underground bunker filled with unlimited diamond blocks and enchanted gear. And who knows, you might even uncover the hidden portal to the Nether where you can challenge the mighty Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin! Just remember, anything goes in this crazy world, so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4620	Ores Mined:	1901

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

MineCraft Mayhem – Gaming Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft like no other. They will guide you through the world with their wisdom and woolly charm.

2. We have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare treasures and mysterious creatures. Rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon himself guards the biggest loot of them all.

3. Our server is powered by the tears of griefers, so if you ever feel like causing chaos, just know that your tears will only make us stronger.

4. We have a special potion brewing station where you can create potions that will give you superhuman abilities. Want to fly like a bat or breathe underwater like a fish? We’ve got you covered.

5. The server is protected by a magical forcefield that only allows the purest of heart to enter. Are you brave enough to pass the test?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but that’s part of the fun).

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2