The Golden Prison | New Minecraft Servers 2025

GiftGateCraft

Boundaries, Christmas drama, Christmas presents, Communication Issues, family conflicts, family dynamics, family pressure, gift etiquette, gift expectations, gift giving, gift regrets, GiftGateCraft, Gratitude, Heated Blanket, holiday traditions, long term grudges, Resentment, sibling relationships, sister drama, spoiled children

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	6692
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Meteorite Armor Created:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where heated blanket drama is a thing of the past! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of the misplaced blanket in this post.

Imagine a world where every block you mine leads to a new adventure, just like the never-ending saga of the heated blanket. Will you be the hero who finally gives the gift, or will you stand your ground like a true Minecraft warrior?

Don’t let the blanket drama get you down, join our server and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a heated blanket hidden deep within the mines, just waiting to be claimed by a grateful player.

So come on, join us on this crazy journey where blankets are the ultimate prize and family drama is just another block to be mined. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement in the world of Minecraft? Let’s dig in and see where the adventure takes us!

LoopholeLooter Minecraft SMP

LoopholeLooter, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	3675
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Crops Grown:	3420	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Buildings Constructed:	39	Goblin Markets Raided:	2

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory of servers! We have so many crazy loopholes that will blow your mind. Like, one time I found a secret tunnel that led to a diamond mine guarded by llamas wearing top hats. And if you join our server, you’ll get a free pet chicken that lays golden eggs every hour. It’s like living in a fairy tale, but with creepers and zombies trying to ruin the party. So come join us and experience the wackiest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

Blocky Bros: Booty vs Chest

attractiveness, beauty standards, blocky, body image, body positivity, Boobs, BOOTY, bros, butt, chest, comparison, curves, Femininity, gender differences, Masculinity, Men, Physical attraction, physical features, Preferences, relationships, self-confidence, self-perception, societal standards, Women

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	5443
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runes Activated:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Emeralds Found:	5183	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Meteorites Collected:	2	Ores Mined:	6038
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19

Hey gamers, looking for a Minecraft server that will make your butt vs boobs debate pale in comparison? Look no further! Our server is like the ultimate showdown between Steve’s square butt and his blocky pecs. Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget which body part you were even arguing about. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the insanity that awaits on our server!

CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

arms development, arms trade, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCommies, defense alliances, Defense Contracts, defense industry, eastern europe, FOREIGN AID, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, military cooperation, military support, military technology, Minecraft, political controversy, precision-guided bombs, russia, Server, Taiwanese company, Ukraine, war technology

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	7358
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Void Gems Collected:	30
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Villages Defended:	13	Towns Built:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where we have taiwanese company building precision-guided bombs for russia to use in ukraine BUT WAIT there’s more! we also have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and unicorns that poop rainbows for you to ride on! join now for a chance to battle against a giant zombie chicken boss and win a diamond-encrusted toilet seat as a prize! don’t miss out on all the wacky fun, join now!

TerritoryTussleMC

annexation, border disputes, Conflict Resolution, Crimea, donetsk, eastern europe, european union, Geopolitics, international relations, Luhansk, military aggression, military conflict, nato, occupation, political tension, russia, SOVEREIGNTY, Territory loss, TerritoryTussleMC, Ukraine, War

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	6402
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Buildings Constructed:	44	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Alien Abductions:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Magic Items Found:	8102	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the land be disappearing faster than you can say “creeper”? Like, Ukraine be losing 20 sq km of territory every dang day, and the Russians be snatching up 3,600 sq km in just one year! It’s like a real life game of capture the flag, but with way higher stakes and way more explosions.

Join our server and be part of the action! Build your base, gather your resources, and watch out for those sneaky Russian players trying to claim your land. Will you be a hero defending your turf, or will you be a villain seizing territory left and right? The choice is yours, but remember – in this server, there are no rules, only chaos.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the land is constantly shifting and the battles never end. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Dad Jokes R Us

bad jokes, Cheesy jokes, classic jokes, comedy, corny jokes, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, dad puns, dadisms, funny, groaners, humor, jokes, lame jokes, Laughter, old jokes, one-liners, punny jokes, Puns, silly jokes

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	1283
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Mythical Swords Crafted:	43
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Crops Grown:	4114
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19

yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where the pigs fly and the creepers dance like nobody’s watching. we got diamond armor for days and unlimited cake for all the hungry gamers out there.

if you join dis server, you’ll be blessed by the minecraft gods themselves and granted the power to turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of your pickaxe. plus, our resident villager, Steve, tells the best dad jokes in all of minecraft land.

we also have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and a pet dragon named Fluffy who loves to roast marshmallows with his fiery breath.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. just remember, on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Challenges, Community, competitive, Crafting, Events, Exploring, Friends, Fun, gameplay, Minecraft, multiplayer, Only, PvE, PvP, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	1622
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Star Shards Collected:	122
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Void Gems Collected:	40
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

4fd6.vanillaboxmc.ru

GoatZone Reborn

amazing, Battles, BUILD, collaborations, Community, Discord, Events, GoatZone, Gts, Join, Minecraft, Modded, ONLINE, pokemon, reborn, Server, smp, Thrive, together, Trade, trainer, VOICE

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	8920
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	73
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	60
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	47
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Meteorites Collected:	2

Cobblemon SMP Overview

What We Offer
Cobblemon Mod: Dive into the perfect blend of Pokémon and Minecraft and catch them all alongside our community!
Player-Centric Social Gameplay: Engage in trading, battles, and collaborations with fellow players.
Global Trade System (GTS): Trade seamlessly with players, even when they’re offline.
Community-Focused Events: From easter eggs to tournaments and legendary occurrences, there’s always something happening, so don’t miss out!
Active Discord server: Even when you’re not online on our Minecraft server, you can always find people to chat with within our active Discord server!

If you’re ready to join a server where your voice matters and your Cobblemon thrives, come check us out! Join us here.

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the Cobblemon SMP server?	To join the server, you can connect through the provided Discord link: https://discord.gg/wSyCvCGry4
Do I need any specific mods to play on the server?	Yes, you will need the Cobblemon Mod to fully experience the Pokémon and Minecraft fusion on the server.
Are there regular community events on the server?	Yes, there are often community events such as tournaments, legendary occurrences, and more. Stay tuned for updates!
Is the server community-friendly?	Absolutely! We focus on building a tight-knit, friendly community where players can interact and collaborate with each other.

Epic Adventure Quests 1.21

Adventure, Bonding, brotherhood, brotherly love, camaraderie, Companionship, Connection, emotions, Empathy, Epic, Fraternity, friendship, Kinship, Memories, Nostalgia, Quests, Reminiscing, shared experiences, solidarity, Support, togetherness, Understanding, Unity

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	4193
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	26	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	5

Yo, have you ever felt like you’re stuck in a boring old reality, just mining away with no purpose?

Well, guess what? This Minecraft server is here to save you from the mundane!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and mind-blowing creations that will make you question everything you thought you knew about blocky worlds.

Forget about boring old survival mode, on this server, anything goes!

We’ve got custom plugins that will blow your mind and take your gameplay to a whole new level.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible!

EnunCITY Minecraft Server

aging, annoyance, asking for clarification, Assertiveness, Communication Issues, effective communication, enunciating clearly, EnunCITY, Frustration, hearing loss, husband-wife communication, L.A. accent, language barriers, marriage problems, Minecraft, patience, relationship dynamics, repeating oneself, Respect, Server, tone of voice, Understanding

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	3053
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Void Armor Forged:	10
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Runes Activated:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	47
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Are you tired of repeating yourself to your husband like a broken record player? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the solution to all your problems! Join us and escape the endless cycle of repeating every sentence you say to your hubby.

Our server is like a magical land where your words are heard loud and clear the first time you say them. No need to stand facing your husband until he looks directly at you, just hop on our server and communicate with ease.

And the best part? You can speak as fast as you want with your L.A. accent, no need to slow down for anyone! Say goodbye to annoying looks and Japanese confusion, and hello to a world where your voice is always crystal clear.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where communication is key and repeating yourself is a thing of the past. Don’t be the butt of annoying looks and disrespectful remarks, join us and speak your mind without hesitation!

NudeNinjaCraft

aita, best friends, blocked, DATING, DESPERATE, ex, FaceTime, Friends, Girlfriend, hate me, lying.., making fun, NudeNinjaCraft, please her, proof, Screenshot, sending nudes, sex, talking behind back, touching himself

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	6911
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2841	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama and betrayal, just like this insane story! Are you ready to navigate through friendships turned sour, exes dating each other, and nudes being sent behind backs? Our server is the perfect place for those who love a good plot twist and unexpected turns. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama firsthand in our Minecraft world? Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you!

CraftyCountryPicker

Adventure, climate, Community, Country, CraftyCountryPicker, culture, dream, Dream destination, expat life, Explore, Foreign, immigration, Job Opportunities, Language, Lifestyle, Live, new beginnings, Relocation, scenery, travel, Wanderlust

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	943
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	350
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

Are you tired of living in boring old reality? Come join our Minecraft server and choose from a variety of wacky countries to live in! Want to live in a country where pigs rule and humans drool? We got you covered! How about a country where the sky is made of cheese and the rivers flow with chocolate milk? We’ve got that too! Join us for a wild ride through the craziest countries you’ve ever seen in Minecraft!

AeroCraft Minecraft Server

Aerocraft, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	857
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Love Letters Sent:	5
Towns Built:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	452	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have epic battles in the sky like azerbaijan airlines but without the plane crashes cuz we got epic pilots who can dodge anything even creepers and zombies. our server is so lit that even herobrine wants to join but we said nah bro you too scary. come build your own epic airline and fly to crazy destinations like the nether and the end. trust us, you won’t regret it cuz our server is the bomb like tnt but without the explosions cuz we got epic safety measures in place. join now and be part of the most insane minecraft adventure ever!

NaziCraft: Zurich Summit

afd, attended, Blood & Honour, controversial, DECEMBER, Europe, Event, extremism, far right, German, hate group, Junge Tat, Militant, NaziCraft, neo-nazis, ORGANIZED, politicians, Politics, Speech, summit, switzerland, Zürich

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	9633
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	35
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Emeralds Found:	6895	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Astral Projections Made:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Zombies Smell Bad Server

Apocalypse, bad, Brain-eating, decay, decomposing, Disgusting, Flesh-eating, Gruesome, Horrible, Horror, post-apocalyptic, putrid, REANIMATED, Rotting, Server, smell, stench, Survival, Terrifying, Undead, walking dead, zombies

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	4230
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Mines Excavated:	1483
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Star Shards Collected:	274	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

yo, u gotta join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got zombies dat smell so bad, dey make u wanna puke. but dont worry, we also got zombie repellent dat u can use to keep dem away. plus, we got a secret underground base where u can hide from dem stinky zombies and plan ur attack.

oh, and did i mention we have flying pigs dat drop diamonds when u feed dem? yeah, u heard me right. FLYING PIGS. so come join us and get rich quick with dem diamond-droppin’ pigs.

also, we have a rollercoaster made entirely out of lava. it’s super dangerous but also super fun. so hop on and try not to burn ur butt off.

so what u waitin’ for? come join our crazy minecraft server and have the time of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

Players:	93/500	Votes:	6908
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Votes:	1874	New Chunks Explored:	356709
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Holy Grails Found:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	490
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4