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| Players: | 103/700 | Votes: | 2288 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 30 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 92 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 15 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 22 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 | Crops Grown: | 4622 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 9 |
Join us for insane adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs while wearing diamond armor and battling creepers with nothing but a carrot in hand. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will make you laugh until your sides hurt.
But be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart. We have secret underground bases filled with treasure, but you’ll have to navigate through deadly traps and puzzles to claim your loot. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden dimension where the only way to survive is by dancing like a chicken.
So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your computer’s processing power). Let’s make memories that will go down in Minecraft history as the most outrageous and hilarious moments ever seen.
