New Minecraft Servers
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Players: 110/900 Votes: 9182
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4
Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13 Dragonkin Hatched: 4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2
Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1
Mythical Relics Collected: 16 Divine Relics Bestowed: 12

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing more painful than losing all the women in the world to The White Flash is losing all your diamonds in a creeper explosion! Join us for a post-apocalyptic adventure that is equal parts comedic and heartwrenching, just like the LISA series.

Our server is filled with fangames and crazy events that will keep you on your toes. We have a wiki that will guide you through the madness, and a Steam page where you can download all the mods you need to survive.

So come join us and see if you have what it takes to face living in a post-Flash world. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find some Joy along the way (or at least some epic loot)!

Magical Girl Mememe Minecraft Server
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  • Forbidden Block Land 1.20.6

    Forbidden Block Land 1.20.6
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    Players: 96/800 Votes: 8900
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Dimension Hops: 5 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Whispering Caves Entered: 2 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 5 Epic Mounts Acquired: 3
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 30

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, do I have the perfect Minecraft server for you! Picture this: a place where you can unleash your inner criminal mastermind and build your own jail cell to repent for your sins.

    Join our server and experience the thrill of breaking the law in a virtual world where the only consequences are a slap on the wrist (or a ban if you get caught by the mods, but who cares about that, amirite?).

    Build your own underground lair, smuggle contraband items, and engage in shady deals with other players. It’s like living out your wildest GTA fantasies, but with pixelated blocks and creepers lurking around every corner.

    So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where crime pays (in diamonds, of course). It’s a lawless land where chaos reigns supreme, and only the most cunning and daring players will come out on top. Join now and let the chaos begin!

    Valentines Box Minecraft Servers
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  • GF_GrowUpCraft

    GF_GrowUpCraft
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    Players: 109/400 Votes: 5024
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Epic Shields Constructed: 21
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 5 Falling into the Void: 1
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Secret Guilds Joined: 1
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2
    Endless Legions Commanded: 17 Teleportation Mishaps: 4
    Buildings Constructed: 30 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like the responsible adult in the relationship? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of taking charge and being the one who actually gets things done.

    Forget about running out of gas or oil in your car, on our server, you’ll be too busy mining for diamonds to worry about those things. And don’t even think about setting an alarm, because the only thing you’ll be snoozing on is our cozy beds in the game.

    Join us and never have to coordinate plans with your girlfriend again, because on our server, the only thing you’ll need to coordinate is your crafting recipes. Say goodbye to laundry piling up and dishes sitting in the sink, because in Minecraft, the only mess you’ll have to clean up is the one you make while building your epic creations.

    So if you’re tired of feeling like the responsible one in your relationship, join our server and let loose in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your house. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with a lazy girlfriend.

    Girls Minecraft Servers
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  • BlockyPainSecrets

    BlockyPainSecrets
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    Players: 94/1000 Votes: 5525
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Magic Items Found: 5464
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Infinity Stones Found: 3
    Herobrine Sightings: 6 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 17
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Wyrmholes Dug: 9
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 Ores Mined: 699
    Chimeras Created: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of mining for hours on end only to have your diamond pickaxe break right before you find that elusive vein of diamonds? Are you sick of being constantly attacked by creepers while trying to build your epic castle? Look no further, because on our server, all your mining tools are indestructible and creepers are afraid of you! Join us and experience a world where even the Ender Dragon bows down to your superior Minecraft skills. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Twitch Girls Gamers Minecraft Servers
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  • CraftyTrump’sUkraineTaiwanFlip

    CraftyTrump’sUkraineTaiwanFlip
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    Players: 104/800 Votes: 6719
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 25 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 10 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Magical Moments Shared: 26
    Love Letters Sent: 20 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Mineshafts Explored: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than trump and ukraine combined. taiwan is shaking in its boots as we conquer new lands and upend the minecraft foreign policy. come join the chaos and see if you can survive the madness. who needs real world politics when you can have a blast on our server? come on, taiwan is waiting for you to join the fun!

    Hottest Minecraft Server
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  • Retro Tubers Craft 1.20

    Retro Tubers Craft 1.20
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    Players: 107/800 Votes: 5548
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 14 Mystic Runes Engraved: 1
    Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 13 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Dragons Tamed: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 3577
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Magic Crystals Found: 20
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bros and broettes, check out this epic Minecraft server dedicated to all things Vtubers and Retro Games! We got links to Retro Chuubas, Divegrass Team, and even a Lumi ARG! It’s like a virtual wonderland for all you cool cats out there. Join now and let’s dive into the pixelated madness together! #MinecraftMadness #VtuberMania #RetroRevolution

    Roblox Minecraft Server
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  • FILsLastNameMCServer

    FILsLastNameMCServer
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    Players: 90/600 Votes: 5076
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Alien Abductions: 4
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 8 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 19 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 44
    Endless Legions Commanded: 50 Magical Frogs Kissed: 8
    Epic Weapons Forged: 6 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where keeping your last name is not only encouraged, but celebrated! Join us and never worry about changing your in-game identity again.

    Imagine a world where your unique username is respected and admired by all. No need to conform to the norms of the virtual community, stand out with your one-of-a-kind name just like our player who kept her maiden name against all odds.

    Join us for epic battles and adventures, where your name is your power and your legacy. Who needs a new last name when you can forge your own path in this crazy Minecraft world? Don’t let anyone tell you that changing your name will make you more respected, because here, you are respected for being true to yourself.

    So come on over to our server and show the world that you don’t need to change who you are to fit in. Embrace your uniqueness and let your name be your battle cry! And hey, if your in-laws try to pressure you into changing your name, just tell them you’re too busy building your virtual empire to worry about such trivial matters. Let’s play and laugh together in this world where your name is your superpower!

    Rebirth Minecraft Servers
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  • WifeNeedsDiamonds

    WifeNeedsDiamonds
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    Players: 96/900 Votes: 5496
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8353 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 14 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 10 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Royal Courts Attended: 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3
    Legendary Scepters Created: 5 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that values emotional support and late-night emergencies? Look no further than our server, where we promise to be there for you, even if you feel like you’re going to throw up at 11:30pm!

    Join us for a wild adventure where partners are expected to support each other through feverish debates and arguments about body temperatures. Need someone to reassure you that you’ll eventually fall asleep? We’ve got you covered!

    Experience the thrill of being called a dick for not being endlessly available for emotional support in the middle of the night. But don’t worry, we won’t judge you for needing to work in the morning and get your kid ready for school.

    So come join our server, where the only emergency is the urgent need for emotional support and the occasional temperature debate. It’s going to be okay, we promise!

    Gorilla Minecraft Server
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  • SexBucketList – Minecraft SMP

    SexBucketList – Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 104/100 Votes: 256
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Meteorite Armor Created: 30
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Powerful Allies Recruited: 3
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4
    Demon Skulls Collected: 22 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 20 Mysterious Portals Opened: 19
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 11

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! We have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and every time you mine a block, a unicorn appears and gives you a high five. Plus, there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs dance to dubstep. And don’t even get me started on the diamond armor that turns you into a superhero with the power to control time and space. So yeah, if you want to fulfill your wildest sex bucket list fantasies, this is the server for you!

    Op Og Minecraft Servers
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  • CraftyFate: The Butterfly Effect

    CraftyFate: The Butterfly Effect
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    Players: 100/300 Votes: 4206
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5 Meteorites Collected: 4
    Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Immortal Potions Brewed: 15
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 6
    Divine Spears Created: 29 Secret Guilds Joined: 2
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Magical Moments Shared: 24 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Undead Armies Raised: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where every decision you make could lead to a wild adventure! Join us and experience the thrill of changing your virtual life with just a click of a button.

    Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a llama appears out of nowhere and challenges you to a dance-off. You accept, of course, and end up becoming best friends with the llama, who turns out to be a secret disco champion.

    Or maybe you stumble upon a hidden portal that transports you to a magical land filled with talking sheep and flying pigs. You become their hero by saving them from an evil chicken overlord who’s been terrorizing the land with his army of zombie cows.

    But beware, for every decision you make on our server could have unexpected consequences. Choose wisely and you could become the ruler of a kingdom, with villagers bowing down to you as their savior. Make a wrong move and you might find yourself trapped in a never-ending maze of creepers and skeletons.

    So come join us on our Minecraft server and let your decisions shape your destiny in the most outrageous and hilarious ways possible. Who knows what crazy adventures await you?

    Farming Minecraft Servers
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  • TallCraft Worker 1.21

    TallCraft Worker 1.21
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    Players: 102/500 Votes: 8459
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Runes Activated: 3
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 6 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 18
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Alternate Realities Explored: 4
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Curse of Binding Applied: 5
    Secret Passages Found: 6 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape the real world where height matters! On our server, everyone is the same height, so no need to worry about little man syndrome or being called a bull! Embrace your bold and unfiltered self in a world where height doesn’t matter, and have a crazy time with us! Let’s make reality question us all!

    Halloween Scary Minecraft Servers
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  • FavorGoneWrongCraft

    FavorGoneWrongCraft
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    Players: 96/200 Votes: 544
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Vanishing Items Found: 3
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Demon Skulls Collected: 47
    Mythical Quests Completed: 12 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6 Magic Items Found: 6960
    Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your average soap opera? Look no further than our server! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and wild adventures.

    Imagine this: You’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, your friend steals them all and runs off into the sunset. But don’t worry, we have a justice system in place to settle disputes like these. You can take them to court and fight for your precious diamonds back!

    Or how about this: You build a beautiful castle, only to have it raided by a group of mischievous players. But fear not, you can form alliances with other players to protect your fortress and seek revenge on those who wronged you.

    And if that’s not enough excitement for you, we have regular events like “TNT Wars” where you can blow up your friends’ creations for fun. It’s all in good fun, right?

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama at your fingertips?

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  • SelfLoveMinecraftSMP

    SelfLoveMinecraftSMP
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    Players: 106/100 Votes: 8352
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Mythical Quests Completed: 30 Orbs of Power Found: 6
    Epic Weapons Forged: 5 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 21 Curse of Binding Applied: 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Horror Stories Survived: 4 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 20

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG GUYS, you have to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing ever!! We have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that makes you invincible to everything except for sneezing pandas.

    One time, I was mining for diamonds and I accidentally dug into a secret underground disco party with creepers breakdancing and skeletons doing the macarena. It was wild, bro. And don’t even get me started on the time I rode a llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens.

    So yeah, if you want to experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft adventures of your life, you HAVE to join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those sneezing pandas, they’re no joke.

    Creeper Girls Minecraft Server
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  • ArcticCraft: Rus-US Deal

    ArcticCraft: Rus-US Deal
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    Players: 99/500 Votes: 7503
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 187 Alien Abductions: 1
    Enchantments Applied: 142 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Animals Bred: 127 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4
    Goblin Markets Raided: 7 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL come join our Minecraft server where we have RUSSIA offering US deals on natural resources and access to the ARCTIC.

    we got polar bears riding minecarts, penguins throwing snowballs at creepers, and a secret underground base where Putin himself plays Minecraft with a diamond pickaxe.

    if you join now, you’ll get a free pet bear that shoots lasers out of its eyes and a snowman companion that tells dad jokes all day long.

    don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to explore the frozen tundra with your new Russian buddies. JOIN NOW or risk missing out on all the icy shenanigans! 🐻❄️🤣

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  • Nasal Passage Party

    Nasal Passage Party
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    Players: 103/300 Votes: 3045
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 45 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 14 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5205 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 9 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 11 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where the blocks are made of unicorn farts and the pigs fly with jetpacks! we have a secret underground base where the llamas run the show and the creepers are actually just misunderstood party animals.

    if you join our server, you will unlock the ability to breathe underwater like a fish and ride a rainbow-colored dragon into battle against evil zombie villagers.

    plus, our server is so lit that you will never have to worry about your nasal passages drying out again because we have magical potions that keep them perfectly humidified all night long.

    so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and experience the craziest minecraft adventures of your life!

    Big Mommy Milkers Minecraft Server
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