The General Minecraft SMP Lisa #39 | New Minecraft Servers 2025

UkrainianLandWars

annexation, borders, Conflict, controversial, Diplomacy, Divided, Division, eastern europe, extremism, far right, international relations, nationalism, Politics, presidential candidate, Romania, Romanian, SOVEREIGNTY, TAKEOVER, territorial expansion, Ukraine, UkrainianLandWars

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	7136
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ores Mined:	1666	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Farms Harvested:	921	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

hey u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the players are so wild they wanna take over countries like it’s a game of Risk? well, do i have the server for u! our players are so ambitious they make far-right Romanian presidential candidates look like amateurs. they wanna divide Ukraine and take over part of it for Romania, all while building epic castles and battling dragons in the game. join now for a chance to be part of the most chaotic and ridiculous server in the Minecraft universe!

Skinny Talent Server

acting talents, artistic potential, beauty standards, body image, body positivity, cultural standards, Diversity, entertainment industry, Inclusivity, missed opportunities, Self-expression, Server, skinny, societal norms, talent, talent development, talent discovery, talent discrimination, talent evaluation, talent recognition, talent selection, talent showcase

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	3334
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1341
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	48
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2

are you tired of being judged for your blocky figure in the real world? come join our minecraft server where being square is celebrated! we don’t discriminate against your size or shape, as long as you can mine and craft like a pro!

we have a secret underground society of chickens who have mastered the art of dancing the cha-cha slide. you won’t believe your eyes when you see these feathered friends busting a move in perfect synchronization.

our server is also home to the legendary diamond pig, who farts out diamonds instead of regular old pork chops. imagine the riches you could amass by befriending this magical creature!

if you’re looking for a place where you can truly be yourself and have a laugh, then look no further. join our server and let your blocky flag fly high!

Bowels of Doom Server

Biomarkers, bowel cancer, Bowels, cancer research, clinical trials, DOOM, early detection, gastrointestinal diseases, genetic markers, Healthcare, high risk, IBD, inflammatory bowel disease, Institute of Cancer Research, London, medical advancements, oncology, patient care, personalized medicine, Precision medicine, Prevention, Screening, Server, tumor development

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	1198
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Divine Spears Created:	30	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we have discovered a way to predict who will turn into a zombie in the game! the Institute of Zombie Research, London has cracked the code and now we can tell you if you’re gonna be munching on brains or not. join us for a chance to survive the apocalypse and become the ultimate zombie slayer in the game. don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to show off your survival skills and save the world from the undead!

Meteor Madness 1.20.2

1.20.2, Anime, Attack, battle, danger, Defense, Destruction, fear, Fight, INTENSE, Madara, madness, meteor, Naruto, ninja, power, reaction, Shinobi, strategy, Survival, Suspense, thinking

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	3112
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	47
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Gods Slained:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12

Yo, bro, if you wanna experience the epicness of dodging Madara’s meteor in Minecraft, then you gotta join this server!

I mean, like, who wouldn’t wanna feel the rush of adrenaline as you narrowly escape being squashed by a giant rock in a blocky world?

Plus, like, the community here is lit AF and you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper”.

So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive Madara’s meteor madness!

AnnoyingAF in Minecraft SMP

aggravating, ANNOYING, AnnoyingAF, bothersome, day to day, exasperating, Frustration, Hassle, INCONVENIENCE, irksome, Irritation, Life, Minecraft, Nuisance, pesky, pet peeve, smp, troublesome, vexing

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	6188
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Zombie Dances:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Bro, do you ever get tired of boring old reality? Well, have I got the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and tons of laughs.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, we had a player who built a giant statue of a potato in the middle of the ocean. Why? Who knows, but it was hilarious! And don’t even get me started on the time we all dressed up as llamas and had a llama parade through the village.

But that’s not all! We also have secret underground bases, treasure hunts, and even a petting zoo filled with creepers (don’t worry, they’re friendly). So if you’re looking for a place to let loose, have some fun, and maybe even make some new friends, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyQualities

Authenticity, best qualities, Character, compassion, CraftyQualities, determination, Empathy, Generosity, grace, Honesty, humility, Integrity, Kindness, leadership, patience, person, positivity, resilience, Selflessness, wisdom, work ethic

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	641
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Divine Spears Created:	13
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Dragon Scales Harvested:	164
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be!

Join us if you have a love for building epic structures out of pixelated blocks, a knack for surviving against hordes of zombies and creepers, and a sense of humor that can rival a Minecraft pig’s oink.

We have a secret underground society of players who have mastered the art of crafting diamond armor in record time, a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples, and a rumor that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to epic battles.

So if you think you have what it takes to conquer our crazy challenges and become the ultimate Minecraft master, then come join us and let the blocky adventures begin!

QuranBurnerGamer420

2023 protests, community response, criminal act, extremism, freedom of speech, global news, hate crime, international protests, justice served, media coverage, peace and unity., Quran burning, QuranBurnerGamer420, religious controversy, religious intolerance, religious tensions, Salwan Momika, social media outrage, Sweden shooting, tragic death, violence

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	2269
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Void Gems Collected:	28	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

join our epic minecraft server where we burn down virtual books and spark virtual protests! we have crazy events like the great book burning of 2023 where players can roleplay as salwan momika and cause chaos in the virtual world. but be careful, because just like in real life, there are consequences for your actions – like getting shot dead in sweden! join now for a wild and unpredictable experience unlike any other minecraft server out there. you won’t regret it, unless you get shot dead in sweden, of course.

FlowCraft: AquaOptimize

#sustainability, AquaOptimize, clogging reduction, Durability, environmental impact, filtration membranes, FlowCraft, innovation, long-term performance, Membrane technology, microscopic, Optimization, research, research findings, surface engineering, surface patterns, technology advancement, water filtration, water flow, water production, water quality, water treatment

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	1544
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	27	Players Killed by Monsters:	2228
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just chillin in minecraft, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when suddenly you stumble upon this server that is like, totally next level. why should you join, you ask? well, lemme tell ya!

first off, this server has the most insane water filtration system you’ve ever seen. like, we’re talking microscopic surface patterns that make the water production capacity go through the roof. no more running out of water in your virtual world, my friend. plus, these patterns reduce clogging so you can keep on building without any interruptions. it’s like magic, but in minecraft.

oh, and get this – the durability of the filtration membranes is off the charts. you could throw a creeper at it and it would still be standing strong. no more worrying about your water system breaking down and leaving you high and dry. this server has got your back, always.

so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that takes water treatment to a whole new level, look no further. join us and experience the wonders of microscopic surface patterns in all their glory. trust me, you won’t regret it. plus, we have free virtual cookies. who can say no to that?

Sunset Haven 1.20.6

1.20.6, Alias Anono, Amemachi Hanabi, Amiya Aranha, Arakita Seigi, Arisu Oshiro, ASMRKK Cyber., Chikafuji Lisa, Chisaka Airi, crystal, Daisy Dandelion, Divegrass team, Dizzy Dokuro, dreamy, Duskward, Ember Amane, Etude PillowDear, Former Tsunderia Members, GQuuuuuuX Edition, Gunpla extraordinaire, Haewon the Heartstring, hakos baelz, Haven, Hoshino Char, idol corp, Inukai Purin, Juri Shima, Kamiko Kana, Kirihime Ria, Korean Vtubers, Maria Paradisia, Matsuro Meru, Mesugaki dog, Miori Celesta, mogi, Moon Jelly, Muu Muyu, Nini Yuuna, Onolumi, Orla Gan Ceann, Phase ALiAS, phase connect, phase invaders, PixelLink, Prima Project, Production Kawaii, Retro Vtubers, Rosemi Lovelock, Saya Sairroxs, Schedule, Seiryu Komatsu, Shabel Tonya, Sheeptubers, Shimada Tiger, Shinominya, Sleepy Project, Small Corpos, Stinky ghost wolf, Stinky NEET fox, Stinky succubus, sunset, Super Meche, Synthion, Tetsuya Kazune, toffee, Tsukimi B. Dohrnii, Tsunderia Extended, tsunX, Tsurugi Nen, Umiushi Urara, Uzuki Tomoya, V&U, V4Mirai, VReverie Extended, Yazaki Kallin, Yomi Cham, Yukinoshita Peo

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	9663
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	79

Yo, bros and broettes, wanna join the most epic Minecraft server ever? We got a bunch of crazy peeps from Tsunderia like Inukai Purin, the Mesugaki dog, and Hoshino Char, the Gunpla extraordinaire. Plus, we got Kamiko Kana, who’s like a stinky NEET fox, succubus, and ghost wolf all in one – talk about a triple threat!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got Ember Amane, the tomboyish firestarter with an appetite that’ll make you say “whoa”. And don’t forget Matsuro Meru, the sweetest person alive who’s recovering from being a menhera.

If that’s not enough to convince you, we’ve also got Nini Yuuna, the embodiment of chaos with a breadcrumb-sized braincell. And Miori Celesta, the freaky deaky beertuber who could be your new girlfriend – if you’re into that sort of thing.

So come join us on this Minecraft server and experience the madness with us! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, who knows? Just do it!

AutisticCraft: ADHD Edition

adhd, adult diagnosis, AutisticCraft, behavioral patterns, cognitive differences, communication challenges, coping strategies, diagnosis in adulthood, Edition, emotional regulation, executive functioning, high functioning autism, lesser-discussed symptoms, mental health, neurodevelopmental disorders, neurodiversity, sensory issues, Social Skills, stigma, support systems, Therapy, treatment options

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	9457
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Ores Mined:	4539
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Dragon Eggs Found:	2685	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t understand your unique quirks and talents? Well, look no further because our server is specifically designed for people with high functioning autism or ADHD! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the magical land of blocky adventures awaiting you:

– Our server is like a virtual therapy session, but with creepers and zombies instead of boring old couches and therapists. Let out your frustrations by building and destroying to your heart’s content!

– Need a break from the chaos of the real world? Dive into our server where the only thing you need to worry about is whether to build a castle or a roller coaster next. No judgment here, just pure creative freedom.

– Ever feel like your brain is moving a mile a minute and you just can’t keep up? Well, on our server, that’s a good thing! Your hyperfocus will be put to good use as you mine, craft, and explore to your heart’s content.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and let your inner blocky genius shine!

CraftyTrumpWars

arms sales, bilateral relations, CraftyTrumpWars, defense deals, defense procurement, Diplomacy, economic negotiations, foreign policy, geopolitical dynamics., India, international relations, military cooperation, modi, security alliance, strategic partnership, tariff threat, trade agreements, trump, US, Visit, weapons

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	5359
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1294	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Divine Spears Created:	19	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Dragons Tamed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. we got, like, so many weapons for sale, just like trump wants india to buy more weapons from the US, ya know? like, we got swords, bows, axes, all that good stuff. and, like, if you don’t join, trump might, like, threaten you with tariffs or something, just like he did before modi’s US visit. so, like, come join our server and arm yourself to the teeth, cuz you never know when you might need to defend yourself against crazy politicians, amirite? #weaponsfordays #trumptariffs #minecraftmadness

PlasticCraft Syngas FunLand

agricultural waste, carbon emissions, Chemicals, clean energy, environmental impact, formaldehyde, Fuels, FUNLAND, green technology, innovation, methanol, new technology, PlasticCraft, Plastics, recycling, renewable energy, resource efficiency, Sustainable development, sustainable technology, Syngas, transform materials, waste management

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	1736
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Runes Activated:	7
Astral Projections Made:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	87
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

join our epic minecraft server where we turn trash into treasure! we have the craziest technology that can turn plastics and farm waste into syngas, which is like magic fuel for your minecraft adventures! imagine crafting your tools and weapons with materials that used to be garbage – talk about recycling at its finest! plus, who wouldn’t want to be able to create formaldehyde and methanol in a virtual world? come join us and experience the ultimate eco-friendly and chemically insane minecraft server ever!

Lone Echoes 1.21.4

1.21.4, atomized society, changing norms, Echoes, fear of being alone, fear of dying alone, fear of isolation, feminine narcissism, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, Individualism, lone, male perspective, men’s perspective, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, social constructs, social vanity, societal changes, societal evolution, societal expectations, societal norms, societal pressure

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	7427
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Join this Minecraft server if you’re tired of society’s BS! Men, rise up and realize the arbitrariness of it all by playing with us! No more feminine narcissism here, just pure chaotic fun! Don’t die alone, die with us in Minecraft! Let’s worship social vanity in a pixelated world! It’s happening right now, don’t miss out!

SleepyCraft – Not Sorry for ZzZ’s

aita, Birthday, Couch, family vacation, Hawaii, Hotel, midnight, Not Excited, price, Scared, shots, shoulder pain, SleepyCraft, Spouse, Spring Break, step mom, Support, Traveling, trip, WiDE AWAKE, Woken Up, Zzzs

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	9182
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is taken to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride of step-moms, birthday trips, and unexpected vacations.

Imagine a world where your wife is also your son’s step-mom, and she refuses to travel with him. But fear not, because on this server, we encourage family vacations… or else!

Experience the thrill of getting scared awake in the middle of the night by your wife, only to be bombarded with hotel options for your next virtual getaway. Who needs sleep when you can plan a Minecraft vacation, am I right?

So come join us on this server where the drama never ends and the adventures are always outrageous. Who knows, you might even find yourself questioning if you’re the AITA in this crazy virtual world.

TrendyCraftRevival

challenge, COMEBACK, Community, Digital, ENGAGEMENT, fad, Flash Mob, HASHTAG, Interaction, internet, meme, Nostalgia, online trend, Popular, resurgence, Retro, social media, Throwback, TrendyCraftRevival, viral, virtual

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	2836
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Players Killed by Monsters:	5674

Remember the good old days of planking and Harlem Shake? Well, forget about those because we’ve got something even better on our Minecraft server! Join us for the ultimate nostalgia trip as we bring back the ancient art of virtual pet rock racing. That’s right, strap in your pixelated pet rocks and get ready to race against your friends in epic battles of speed and agility. But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where you can show off your best dance moves and win fabulous prizes. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and relive the glory days of online trends in the most ridiculous way possible!

Players:	107/400	Votes:	4604
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crops Grown:	2748	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18
Runes Activated:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2