The Funny Wizards Minecraft SMP

Crush, fuk, funny, girl, HEARTBREAK, longing, longing for girl, longing for love, love denied, Love Lost, Minecraft, smp, tfw, unattainable, unattainable dream, unattainable girl, unattainable love, unattainable relationship, unrequited crush, unrequited desire, unrequited feelings, unrequited love, Want, wizards

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	7032
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Dimension Hops:	7	Chimeras Created:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only way to impress the ladies is by building the most epic castle made entirely out of diamond blocks! Forget flowers and chocolates, nothing says love like a pixelated fortress of bling.

But beware, if you don’t join our server, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon will come to your house and steal all your socks. And we all know how annoying it is to have mismatched socks, so better safe than sorry!

Join us now and become part of our crazy community where we have weekly llama races and the winner gets a pet zombie pigman named Bob. Trust us, you’ll never get the girl you want if you’re not part of this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure!

Yitzy101s Prison Server

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	1336
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	8112
Buildings Constructed:	46	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Animals Bred:	152	Holy Grails Found:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Ores Mined:	7717

Server rules: http://yitzy101.com/rules

Server features: http://yitzy101.com/about

We assist all of our users via our ticket support system (help desk): http://help.yitzy101.com. All ban appeals, plugin suggestions, reporting, is handled there.

Our amazing staff: http://yitzy101.com/staff

We are always open to new ideas and suggestions from our users. Simply submit a ticket (http://help.yitzy101.com) to our support team and we will respond within 24-48 hours.

* All ban appeals are (only) dealt with via our support tickets system *

play.yitzy101.com

Outburst Designs

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	97
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Need a Minecraft Animated Banner for only 7$ ? Email us at [email protected]

mc.frostyfactions.com

The Nerd Nation Factions

Factions

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	1749
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Void Gems Collected:	40	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Hey my Sever is Now up and running on 1.6.4 Thanks

198.154.112.209

Novylen

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	6797
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Buildings Constructed:	12
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5

Novylen

mc.novylen.net

Comunidade Minecraft Portugal

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	6358
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Endless Legions Commanded:	42
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Minecraft Portugal Community

minecraft.pt

CursedMC

Factions, KitPvP, Prison, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	5076
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Magic Items Found:	6144	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	348	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

Server Just Launched/Reset!!!

– Large 100+ Player Community – Factions, tons of Raiding and Intense PvP – Custom Faction Commands – Amazing KOTHs – Rare Custom Enchants – Great Cannoning – Amazing Hit Detection – Fair Donor Ranks – Balanced MCMMO Skills

We also have a very knowledgeable staff team that are dedicated to guide you around our server, and guarantee a fun, anti-hacking, PvP + Factions experience. So what are you waiting for? Join now for a one in a million experience!

Play.CursedMC.Net

Zedwork Vanilla

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	9415
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25

Zedwork’s Community-run Vanilla Minecraft server; always updated to the latest version of Mojang’s vanilla Minecraft.

Founded by __Laurens__, now run by the Zriends, the Market provides a place to trade with other players. Shop plots are available on request, and all shops are protected from block-breaking.

Originally founded by luckyscharms323, now run by SneakySkeleton and the Zriends, the Nether Hub provides fast travel all across the world. Anyone may connect to the hub, though access from spawn is restricted to Zedlings (members) only. (Must play 15 hours on the server to gain Zedling status.)

Maintained by the community, this public farm is located near spawn and provides both new and regular players with food. Just remember to replant! 😉

The Council is a collection of Zedlings whom meet bi-weekly to organise community projects and events, whilst also highlighting any issues players have so they can be resolved. Meetings are open for all to attend, check out our forums for more details of the next meeting.

Be sure to read the rules before heading out.

Please join and HAVE FUN! ^_^

latest.zedwork.co.uk

Horsecraftnl

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	6819
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Void Gems Collected:	31	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3

Horsecraft is a super fun Dutch Minecraft server!!!

server.hollandcraft.nl

Toro League

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	4449
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

server.toro-league.com

BuildingParadise

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	9060
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Why should you go to BuildingParadise? Server checklist: Net Admins? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ☑ JA Big city and lots of land to live in? _ _ _ _ ☑ YES Shop? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ☑ ME People who are constantly insulting? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ✘ No Freebuild/PvP? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ☑ JA Pay To Win situations? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ✘ No Farmworld? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ☑ AND Lots of commands for standard users? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ☑ YES Ranks? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ☑ YES Pure rip-off? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ✘ No Jobs? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _☑ AND

85.131.157.159

AmishSMP

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	2876
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Towns Built:	8
Void Armor Forged:	30	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Dimension Hops:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

play.amishsmp.com

Liberty Survival

Vanilla

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	1718
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Magic Items Found:	4370	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Love Letters Sent:	1

1.7.10 Vanilla Hard Mode

Follow @LibertySurvival on Twitter

News and other Info at www.liberty-survival.com

mc.liberty-survival.com

BioBroodGaming

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	3801
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Potions Brewed:	32	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	39	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10

A growing server that has a one world devoted to the hard life of Factions PVP, And another just for competitions, Including HungerGames and Spleef.

The Faction world has been changed to try and make minecraft combat more balanced. We have removed most buffs that make fighting impossible, such sharpness, enchanted golden apples, and other such strong enchants. Raiding is another thing that has been changed. While raiding is acceptable. Griefing is not. This means that yes you are allowed to break into their base, kill them, and take their goods. What you are not allowed to do is take down their base block by block, kill animals, or farms.

The Comp world is as listed before for competitions. This includes Several home made maps of HG, Spleef for ages, and Races to test that speed demon inside of you.

Every world on this server is watched. Hacking is not allowed on any level. If you hack we will find you.

108.163.193.100

Aethier

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	5067
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Divine Spears Created:	29
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Aethier is a medieval Minecraft roleplaying server. Our theme follows the journey of the serfs to the kings. We focus our characters to survive and grow with their own personalities and stories, while defending ourselves against the wicked… or the kind. Multiple gods have created our realm. Some choose to be welcoming, hopeful… some choose to harm the poor and be mischievous. Whether you decide to study magic, grow your muscles’ strengths, or simply live the common life, you see to your own character’s journey.

Aethier is not only a ‘realm’ of roleplaying. It’s a community, too. We try our best to be friends with all members and not hold personal opinions and emotions when it comes to following the rules. We heartedly follow a ‘bully-free’ community, where rudeness and abusive behaviour is not tolerated. We attempt to hold no grudges with warnings, temp-bans, and permanent bans, and occasionally, we might apologize for being ‘harsh’. Maturity is key in our community. We welcome all ages, but our recommended applying age is thirteen years old.

mc.aethier.co.uk

Buxville

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	4720
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Void Gems Collected:	17	Potions Brewed:	63
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Buxville – The #1 Minecraft economy server

Buxville is one of the longest running, player-based minecraft economy servers out there. And we’re still going strong! Our unique role system enables players of all skills to have fun together! There are a total of 17 roles, and you start with enough money to choose your first role. After that its up to you to find interesting ways to earn money, or just go with the flow.

There are a lot of fun things you can do. Here are a couple ideas: • Do quests that are randomly announced to earn money • Dig for Diamonds in the ether, a world that regularly resets to keep it fresh • Test your battling skills in one of the 4 different Mob Arenas • Start and develop a town, or join one and make it rise above all others • Go treasure hunting in the nether, but beware, pvp is enabled in the nether • And much more to choose from!

buxville.net