The Funny Wizards Minecraft SMP

Crush, fuk, funny, girl, HEARTBREAK, longing, longing for girl, longing for love, love denied, Love Lost, Minecraft, smp, tfw, unattainable, unattainable dream, unattainable girl, unattainable love, unattainable relationship, unrequited crush, unrequited desire, unrequited feelings, unrequited love, Want, wizards

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	1252
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4002	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Star Shards Collected:	270	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Towns Built:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only way to impress the ladies is by building the most epic castle made entirely out of diamond blocks! Forget flowers and chocolates, nothing says love like a pixelated fortress of bling.

But beware, if you don’t join our server, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon will come to your house and steal all your socks. And we all know how annoying it is to have mismatched socks, so better safe than sorry!

Join us now and become part of our crazy community where we have weekly llama races and the winner gets a pet zombie pigman named Bob. Trust us, you’ll never get the girl you want if you’re not part of this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure!

Novylen

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	8242
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Novylen

mc.novylen.net

Comunidade Minecraft Portugal

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	7158
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Zombie Dances:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Minecraft Portugal Community

minecraft.pt

CursedMC

Factions, KitPvP, Prison, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	3535
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Server Just Launched/Reset!!!

– Large 100+ Player Community – Factions, tons of Raiding and Intense PvP – Custom Faction Commands – Amazing KOTHs – Rare Custom Enchants – Great Cannoning – Amazing Hit Detection – Fair Donor Ranks – Balanced MCMMO Skills

We also have a very knowledgeable staff team that are dedicated to guide you around our server, and guarantee a fun, anti-hacking, PvP + Factions experience. So what are you waiting for? Join now for a one in a million experience!

Play.CursedMC.Net

Zedwork Vanilla

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	601
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Void Gems Collected:	26
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	37

Zedwork’s Community-run Vanilla Minecraft server; always updated to the latest version of Mojang’s vanilla Minecraft.

Founded by __Laurens__, now run by the Zriends, the Market provides a place to trade with other players. Shop plots are available on request, and all shops are protected from block-breaking.

Originally founded by luckyscharms323, now run by SneakySkeleton and the Zriends, the Nether Hub provides fast travel all across the world. Anyone may connect to the hub, though access from spawn is restricted to Zedlings (members) only. (Must play 15 hours on the server to gain Zedling status.)

Maintained by the community, this public farm is located near spawn and provides both new and regular players with food. Just remember to replant! 😉

The Council is a collection of Zedlings whom meet bi-weekly to organise community projects and events, whilst also highlighting any issues players have so they can be resolved. Meetings are open for all to attend, check out our forums for more details of the next meeting.

Be sure to read the rules before heading out.

Please join and HAVE FUN! ^_^

latest.zedwork.co.uk

Horsecraftnl

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	3795
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Chimeras Created:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Divine Spears Created:	11	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Magic Items Found:	2228	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Horsecraft is a super fun Dutch Minecraft server!!!

server.hollandcraft.nl

Toro League

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	1771
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Divine Spears Created:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Magic Items Found:	6881
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Potions Brewed:	118

server.toro-league.com

BuildingParadise

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	9076
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3

Why should you go to BuildingParadise? Server checklist: Net Admins? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ☑ JA Big city and lots of land to live in? _ _ _ _ ☑ YES Shop? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ☑ ME People who are constantly insulting? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ✘ No Freebuild/PvP? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ☑ JA Pay To Win situations? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ✘ No Farmworld? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ☑ AND Lots of commands for standard users? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ☑ YES Ranks? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ☑ YES Pure rip-off? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ✘ No Jobs? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _☑ AND

85.131.157.159

AmishSMP

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	9461
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Crops Grown:	6602
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Buildings Constructed:	13
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6

play.amishsmp.com

Liberty Survival

Vanilla

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	2396
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

1.7.10 Vanilla Hard Mode

Follow @LibertySurvival on Twitter

News and other Info at www.liberty-survival.com

mc.liberty-survival.com

BioBroodGaming

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	6214
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Votes:	6377	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Runes Activated:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	249
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Villages Defended:	11
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

A growing server that has a one world devoted to the hard life of Factions PVP, And another just for competitions, Including HungerGames and Spleef.

The Faction world has been changed to try and make minecraft combat more balanced. We have removed most buffs that make fighting impossible, such sharpness, enchanted golden apples, and other such strong enchants. Raiding is another thing that has been changed. While raiding is acceptable. Griefing is not. This means that yes you are allowed to break into their base, kill them, and take their goods. What you are not allowed to do is take down their base block by block, kill animals, or farms.

The Comp world is as listed before for competitions. This includes Several home made maps of HG, Spleef for ages, and Races to test that speed demon inside of you.

Every world on this server is watched. Hacking is not allowed on any level. If you hack we will find you.

108.163.193.100

Aethier

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	8680
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Crops Grown:	9468	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	249
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Aethier is a medieval Minecraft roleplaying server. Our theme follows the journey of the serfs to the kings. We focus our characters to survive and grow with their own personalities and stories, while defending ourselves against the wicked… or the kind. Multiple gods have created our realm. Some choose to be welcoming, hopeful… some choose to harm the poor and be mischievous. Whether you decide to study magic, grow your muscles’ strengths, or simply live the common life, you see to your own character’s journey.

Aethier is not only a ‘realm’ of roleplaying. It’s a community, too. We try our best to be friends with all members and not hold personal opinions and emotions when it comes to following the rules. We heartedly follow a ‘bully-free’ community, where rudeness and abusive behaviour is not tolerated. We attempt to hold no grudges with warnings, temp-bans, and permanent bans, and occasionally, we might apologize for being ‘harsh’. Maturity is key in our community. We welcome all ages, but our recommended applying age is thirteen years old.

mc.aethier.co.uk

Buxville

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	4914
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4502
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

Buxville – The #1 Minecraft economy server

Buxville is one of the longest running, player-based minecraft economy servers out there. And we’re still going strong! Our unique role system enables players of all skills to have fun together! There are a total of 17 roles, and you start with enough money to choose your first role. After that its up to you to find interesting ways to earn money, or just go with the flow.

There are a lot of fun things you can do. Here are a couple ideas: • Do quests that are randomly announced to earn money • Dig for Diamonds in the ether, a world that regularly resets to keep it fresh • Test your battling skills in one of the 4 different Mob Arenas • Start and develop a town, or join one and make it rise above all others • Go treasure hunting in the nether, but beware, pvp is enabled in the nether • And much more to choose from!

buxville.net

PrisonRC

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	8524
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4944
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

PrisonRC

prison.reborncraft.biz

BmailPvP

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	7352
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	14	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	457	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Come join BmailPvP! | InstaSoup | Teams| Respect from staff | Tracking | Go |And you can go raid bases without claiming! So build your base far away! | Come join us! 198.24.162.90:30341 Our staff is filled, still need more moderators, We do have moderator apps, in-game. So do not message me anything on PMC about staff. We have Admins and co-owner. ALSO TO YOUTUBERS: If you have more than 2-5 videos on my server, atleast 50-100 subscribers, Then you qualify for [YouTube] rank! Also with that, you are able to drop books to advertise your youtube! And if you get 5 people online, and say you invited them, you get the [Sponsor] Rank! Rules: No hacking, No racism, Cursing to a limit.

198.24.162.90

Neuland Server

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	8410
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Mines Excavated:	1754
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Towns Built:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6

Neuland Server

85.131.157.16