The Funny Wizards Minecraft SMP

Crush, fuk, funny, girl, HEARTBREAK, longing, longing for girl, longing for love, love denied, Love Lost, Minecraft, smp, tfw, unattainable, unattainable dream, unattainable girl, unattainable love, unattainable relationship, unrequited crush, unrequited desire, unrequited feelings, unrequited love, Want, wizards

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only way to impress the ladies is by building the most epic castle made entirely out of diamond blocks! Forget flowers and chocolates, nothing says love like a pixelated fortress of bling.

But beware, if you don’t join our server, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon will come to your house and steal all your socks. And we all know how annoying it is to have mismatched socks, so better safe than sorry!

Join us now and become part of our crazy community where we have weekly llama races and the winner gets a pet zombie pigman named Bob. Trust us, you’ll never get the girl you want if you’re not part of this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

TitanPvP

An Extreme PvP Minecraft server for experienced PvP players only. This server has a wonderful set of staff and plugins! Apply for staff at www.titanpvp.weebly.com

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	199
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

ThePrisonServer

Anarchy, Hardcore, Prison, PvP, Roleplay

ThePrisonServer is a 24/7 prison server. You will start off as any other prisoner in real life would start out, at the bottom of the totem pole, as you work your way up there will be new skills, levels, items, shops and even housing. There are 5 obtainable ranks D-Prisoner C-Prisoner, B-Prisoner, A-Prisoner, and Elite-Prisoner. Each offer a Different and challenging way to rank up. There is PvP in most locations, besides the Selling and Mining areas. Hope to see you on ThePrisonServer, and remember “Dont Drop The Soap!’

ThePrisonServer has tons of ranks, and more planned to come in the future. Ranks on the server are obtained with the in-game currency. You can earn in-game currency by mining and doing jobs around each of the blocks. You get to the next rank by typing /rankup.

The rank of criminal is the default rank. You use this rank to go through the tutorial and learn how to play on ThePrisonServer. To get to the next rank type /rankup then /spawn.

D-Prisoner is the first rank you actually play as. The goal of a D-Prisoner is to mine and chop trees to rank-up to C-block. Ranking up will cost $40,000 and grant you access to C-Block.

C-Prisoner is the second rank you can achieve. In C-Block you will Mine and chop down trees to rank-up. The mine now also has gold! Ranking up will cost $140,000 and grant you access to B-Block.

B-Prisoner is the third rank of ThePrisonServer. B-Block now has diamonds to mine. Also a very difficult parkour course to enchant your items. Ranking up will cost $250,000 and grant you access to A-Block.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	56	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Terminal

Terminal is a 24/7 faction PVP server. We have zero lag, great staff, and need players and donators! Join today!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

AmbarCraft

Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

AmbarCraft is a fun and friendly multiworld server in which you can rank up and enjoy yourself in the world which best suits you 🙂

We currently run 2 main worlds (+ Their nethers and Ends): – Survival World (Normal survival with a bunch of fun plugins like mcMMO, iConomy and others!) – Creative World (Everyone is set to creative mode; here you can build everything you can imagine)

In order to get started at AmbarCraft, you will need to complete any one quest of your choice from our 8 available; ranging from easy to extremely hard 😉

Tech Info: The server should be lag free for all players, even under heavy loads. Backups are done regularly and griefing can be rolled back easily.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Ores Mined:	1337
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Treasure Island

Creative, Skyblock, Survival

Treasure Island is a pirate themed network for all ages. We currently offer the following gamemodes…

[+] Survival – {Economy based server with jobs, player shops, auctions and dynmap} [+] Fantasy – {Slimefun based server with lucky blocks, magic loot and much more} [+] SkyBlock – {Normal skyblock with nether and end islands, jobs, craftbook and mcMMO} [+] Creative – {501×501 plot to start, builder & role-playing ranks, world edit for everyone} [+] SkyGrid – {Skygrid, nethergrid and endgrid worlds with quests. Makes skyblock look easy}

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	89	Players Killed by Monsters:	4314
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Gildorym

Roleplay, Survival

Gildorym is a Mature Roleplay Minecraft server, set in the D&D world of Faerun. A harsh place, with fortune & danger lurking around every corner. With the opportunity for every man to take his chance at fame. Our Events Team run daily events involving deep plots, with twists both good & evil, with opportunity for the player’s actions to decide its fate. We use a D&D based class system offering over 11 different and unique combat classes each with their own developing storyline and 5 crafting professions that each have vital place in our world economy. Lastly, we use the faction system allowing players to become a Lord of Lands, conquer other lands and even vie for the title of King..

So fancy trying yourself to become a rich land owner? A Powerful Mage? A Master Assassin? or even just content running your farm, or local smithy? The choice is entirely yours..

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Dragon Scales Harvested:	262
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Holy Grails Found:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Grueworld.dk

Economy

Danish server with a mixed crowd of players aged 10+ – Server has been offline for the past 6 years, but will be starting up again

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Hypercraft.pl

I RECOMMEND 46.29.20.227

Server Name: Hypercraft Server IP: 46.29.20.227 Number of slots: 80 Server type: FB&SV&SG Uptime hours: 24/7 We are looking for builders!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

TheWorldOfRaid

Small server starting it’s career why not help out ?

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

SurvivalTime Skywars/ HungerGames

Economy, Factions, PvP, Skywars, Survival Games

SurvivalTime Has 14Servers in 1 IP HungerGames SkyWars Splurge CTF SkyBlock And Much More, Join Today! IP: SG.SurvivalTime.co.uk

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

WestWorldMC

Hi Welcome to West World! People love our server because I stress community so much; we are naturally kind to one another. Land doesn’t, I repeat, DOES NOT get griefed! Every player may protect their land from the start and we incorporate some of the best mods. Visit the Funhub and experience are wide variety of games! So much to tell! You got to just come and try us out!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

DuskCraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival

“We had gone from server to server to server looking for a place that really fit what we were looking for, but we could never find one. Either the staff was incredibly immature or useless, or there was way too much lag, or they charged an arm and a leg just to protect your stuff, and on and on the list goes. After months of searching for a place to call home, we finally said, ‘Let’s just make one.’ Welcome to DuskCraft.” -laRoux87, server co-owner

DuskCraft is a fun new survival server! We are looking for new players to enhance our steadily growing community. As a 24/7 dedicated Minecraft server with a 99% up-time, we are definitely worth a look!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Forsaken Realms

This server is a towny server! Pvp enabled plus we have made a custom pvp arena called Revilaids PvP. Mini games starting from Survival games to infected. Custom made spawn with amazing features! We have all sorts of custom plugins to make your experiences better on our server! Donating is also an option! Theres ranks and in game items to buy so you can have an advantage in pvp and building! Magic spells! We have a custom made magic spells plugin to help you through your Building and fighting. We have amazing staff to help you through your confusing and frustrating moments. Our build team will be making more improvements and designs in different areas and even coming out with new pvp arenas! We need you to come and join our server so we can get more popular and become as big as we can!!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	24

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

ManiaCraft

Pvp|Raid|Greif

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

TechyCraft

This is an amazing faction pvp server please please join it it is suprising how amazing it is

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!