The Funny Wizards Minecraft SMP

Crush, fuk, funny, girl, HEARTBREAK, longing, longing for girl, longing for love, love denied, Love Lost, Minecraft, smp, tfw, unattainable, unattainable dream, unattainable girl, unattainable love, unattainable relationship, unrequited crush, unrequited desire, unrequited feelings, unrequited love, Want, wizards

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only way to impress the ladies is by building the most epic castle made entirely out of diamond blocks! Forget flowers and chocolates, nothing says love like a pixelated fortress of bling.

But beware, if you don’t join our server, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon will come to your house and steal all your socks. And we all know how annoying it is to have mismatched socks, so better safe than sorry!

Join us now and become part of our crazy community where we have weekly llama races and the winner gets a pet zombie pigman named Bob. Trust us, you’ll never get the girl you want if you’re not part of this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Majkrafci.pl PvP-Survival

Server Info: ●Server version: 1.5.2● ●IP: mc.majkrafci.pl● ●Website: www.majkrafci.pl● ●Server Style: PVP-RPG-HG-Survival..● ●Server Status: Online● ●Server Record: 862●

Server were made year ago and there are already 862 players online! Server is Multi-Style, you can play Survival, Kit-PvP, Hunger-Games, SkyBlock, TF2-Paintball and even Hardcore! On the server like PvP or Survival you’ll never get bored, because of players. There are many players everyday and you can find many friends or even build up a great team! Server is in Poland Language, but hey no worry, players will always speak back in english in case ;). So what are you waiting for? Get up and join the server now!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

OzCraft [FACTIONS]

OzCraft is an upcoming PvP server designed to bring you the latest in gaming experience.

Specs: RAM: 12gb SLOTS: 500 Registered users: 5301

Come on in and make a faction!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7129	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

CraftWars- Polish server

This is a brand new server, with freebuild, survival and creative.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	64	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Minedlands

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Finally.. the vanilla server you’ve always wanted.

Minedlands is a simple, friendly, community oriented vanilla server. Many servers claim to be vanilla or have that ‘vanilla feel’, but every one I tried crushed this hope as I became bombarded by colored text, huge buildings, and walls filled with rules. Minedlands was inspired to be the kind of server that truly embodied the real vanilla experience. Minedlands uses Bukkit combined with only the most non-invasive plugins to help protect you from hackers and griefers. You can rest easy knowing that Minedlands does not and will not ever support unnecessary, flashy, or game changing plugins.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension Hops:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

PhantomPvP

Creative, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Survival

PhantomPvP is an almost completely custom minecraft server including factions with skylands, creative, custom mob arena, kit games, and many more unique features. We strive to provide the best player experience when you join phantompvp and will ensure you that it will be like no other factions server you have seen before. Our main features are: – Factions, with many custom additions. – Special items that have unique abilities. – Custom enchants, aside vanillas enchants. – Donor point system, players can obtain donor perks with or without donating. – Custom creative plots, including a unique building mirror feature.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Scavenger Craft PVP

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Factions Server – JUST RESET

Scavenger Craft is a unique Factions Server that has been running for over three years. We run on top of the line hardware, DDoS protection, and server features. Our unique features are listed below.

– Skill Runes – Duels – King of the Hill – DropZone – Last Man Standing – Many PvP Areas – Custom Trading – Auction House – Many more!

Begin your adventure as a Scavenger today at SCAV.TV!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

SmiteCraft

SmiteCraft Minigames-Survival

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Ores Mined:	2145
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Emeraldcraft

We are a friendly server with plenty of great plugins! Here are some of the highlights:

♦ Survival – No griefing, no PVP. Collect materials, share, trade, and build! ♦ LogBlock – Any grief can be easily rolled back ♦ Lag free – We run on a dedicated server! ♦ 24/7 – Play anytime! ♦ Buy/Sell based economy ♦ Warps – Four different themed warps to travel to when you first join! ♦ LWC – Auto-locking chests ♦ Mature, helpful staff

Join us today at emeraldcraft.no-ip.org!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

PeopleCraft

Why PeopleCraft?

PeopleCraft offers a large selection of options such as a freebuild world, a PvP world or parkour. The larger events are announced 2 days in advance. For many Minecraft players it is important that all the extras keep building fun and we haven’t forgotten this! There is a calm climate in the freebuild world. If you don’t like the fact that the global chat is always so full, you have several options to avoid it.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

DroughtnutCraft

Here we have a Vote point Shop, factions and Mcmmo! Perhaps you want to tame a mob? We use PetCreeper as well!

For us, we believe more power to the player. Meaning we have custom recipes that give you a variety of things! Want to make some spawn eggs? Perhaps a set of pre-enchanted weapons? You can do that too!

Looking forward to seeing you soon! -DroughtnutCraft Staff

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

MiMinecraft.com

We were a private community that has just recently went public!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Potions Brewed:	97
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Ingenious Gaming

OUR MISSION: Here at Ingenious Gaming we are working hard to give you the best Minecraft experience possible. With top of the line hardware to give you a lag-free experience. For the past 2 years we have hosted many Garry’s Mod Servers, and are finally ready to take foot into Minecraft hosting.

SERVER IP’S AND LINKS:

Minecraft [PVP/Survival]: ingeniousgaming.org

Mumble Server: ingeniousgaming.mumble.com:3493

Community Website: ingeniousgaming.org

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

UKCraft

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

MineCarts

MineCarts.nl is an Creative and PvP server We offer different sizes of plots and also some mini games.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Towns Built:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

CrypticCraft

Economy, PvE, Survival

Hello!

We are a server that has a focus on Survival/PvE. We are open 24/7 and are not whitelisted. Our staff are friendly and skilled and the community we have are awesome! We try to install plugins to make the experience as fun as possible, while still considering whether those plugins will slow the server down.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.