The Funny Wizards Minecraft SMP

Crush, fuk, funny, girl, HEARTBREAK, longing, longing for girl, longing for love, love denied, Love Lost, Minecraft, smp, tfw, unattainable, unattainable dream, unattainable girl, unattainable love, unattainable relationship, unrequited crush, unrequited desire, unrequited feelings, unrequited love, Want, wizards

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only way to impress the ladies is by building the most epic castle made entirely out of diamond blocks! Forget flowers and chocolates, nothing says love like a pixelated fortress of bling.

But beware, if you don’t join our server, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon will come to your house and steal all your socks. And we all know how annoying it is to have mismatched socks, so better safe than sorry!

Join us now and become part of our crazy community where we have weekly llama races and the winner gets a pet zombie pigman named Bob. Trust us, you’ll never get the girl you want if you’re not part of this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	29	Mythical Swords Crafted:	33
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

FalconCraft PVP

Hello and Welcome!

This is a new Faction PvP server. We Have many plugins. Open 24/7. Many ranks. Drop Parties every Friday, or even every day if we reach a sertain ammount of votes. Friendly / Good / Mature Profesional Admins! Daily Kits!

Join the server today! We are waiting on you, belive me! 😉

185.16.84.27:25665

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	15

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Viburnum

Survival, Vanilla

Viburnum Pure survival.No goofy spawn.No silly contests. Survive! Teleport / Claim and protect your land and property. Paper server in Survival mode. WorldGuard / WorldEdit / Essentials commands to get your mining going right away. Come check it out if you are into playing the game the way it was designed! Enjoy!!!!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

NightPvp

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

mucosmos.nl Kookskolen

This server has blocks. You can pick up those blocks and move them somewhere else. It’s just like playing Lego, only now with stuff like Factions, mcMMO, MobArena, PvP, Spleef, etc.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Endless Night Skies:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

CrimsonMC

CrimsonMC gives you a rush every time you play. Whether its on survival or another server. You will never get bored. We have friendly staff who are ready to help you when you are in need. They make you feel comfortable in your situation. Hope you enjoy the server best thoughts, QuinMillWinMill

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	91	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Love Letters Sent:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Proyecto40

Project40

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	10

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

EnderCraftMC

A semi-vanilla Survival server that is made for people to play and be an awesome community. No insane donator kits, just people getting together to play Minecraft the way it was meant to be played

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

MyCraft PvP

MyCraft PvP is a full-time survival server that introduces a new concept to the Minecraft server scene: karma. Help out your fellow players and they can thank you with a like. Make them angry, and they’ll retaliate with dislikes. The more karma you have, the more you influence the server.

Server specs: Intel Xeon E3-1245v2, 32 GB RAM, 2x 120GB SSDs in RAID 1 Daily automated backups to Amazon S3 99% uptime since 2011

Commands: /vote kick — initiate a new vote to kick the target player. /vote [player] — agree or disagree with a vote. If there is more than one active vote, specify the player as well. /info — display stats about a player. /like — commend a player for their thoughtful actions! /dislike — call out a player for doing something you didn’t like.

Read more at: http://www.minecraftforum.net/topic/2139835-

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Void Gems Collected:	26

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

blockcityjail

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

SinisterCraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, Survival

What makes SinisterCraft so Great.

Multi Server Hub We are running on a 24/7 Dedicated server with 32GB of Dedicated Ram and have access to more if needed. Players that vote receive rewards in game. Tons of free perks and donor perks. Custom plugins and lots of things always going on.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

CaballoCraft

Economy, FTB, PvP

Are you looking for a good MineCraft server? What we offer you: Individual worlds: Each player gets their own world where they can do whatever they want. Everything can be achieved without donations: Of course donations are welcome, but unlike many other servers, with us everyone can get the complete game content without donations. Players’ comments are addressed: Do you have any suggestions for improvement? Bring it on. We like to listen to them and try to implement them. We run an FTB Infinity Evolved 2.6.0 server under www.caballocraft.de can be reached. If you have any questions or problems, you can also visit us in the TS at mc.caballocraft.de. MFG Euer CaballoCraft Team

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

OleroCraft

Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, Skywars

Welcome to the OleroCraft network! SkyWars | Prison | SkyBlock | Factions | KitPvP Join the Olerocraft network and experience Minecraft the way you should have a long time ago. We offer addictive game-modes you and your friends will enjoy for hours! From Prison server to SkyWars, we offer it all. Staff constantly on the look out to help our community and YouTube stars making appearances every few months. Join Today and it will change your Minecraft life! – Noodles

IP – Mc.OleroCraft.com Website – OleroCraft.com Store – Olero.Buycraft.com

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

GreenHaven Prison 1.6.4

Server Address: Play.GHPrison.com

GreenHaven is a prison server, where you earn money to rankup. Ranks are: – D-Prisoner – C-Prisoner – B-Prisoner – A-Prisoner – Free

Each time you rankup, the block gets better, the mines have more ore in them, and there is less people around.

For more info please visit: www.bit.ly/GreenHaven Website: www.GHPrison.com

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Extronus Factions

Factions

Extronus returns, better than ever! Classic Season 2 runs from September 10 till December 5. Check it out today!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Craftplay.de | MiniGames Hub

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Runes Activated:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.