Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only way to impress the ladies is by building the most epic castle made entirely out of diamond blocks! Forget flowers and chocolates, nothing says love like a pixelated fortress of bling.

But beware, if you don’t join our server, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon will come to your house and steal all your socks. And we all know how annoying it is to have mismatched socks, so better safe than sorry!

Join us now and become part of our crazy community where we have weekly llama races and the winner gets a pet zombie pigman named Bob. Trust us, you’ll never get the girl you want if you’re not part of this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 93/500 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Magic Wands Crafted: 10
Zombie Dances: 7 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
Enchanted Forests Planted: 10 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 38
Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7 Enchantments Applied: 147
Mythical Quests Completed: 17 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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