The Funny Wizards Minecraft SMP

Crush, fuk, funny, girl, HEARTBREAK, longing, longing for girl, longing for love, love denied, Love Lost, Minecraft, smp, tfw, unattainable, unattainable dream, unattainable girl, unattainable love, unattainable relationship, unrequited crush, unrequited desire, unrequited feelings, unrequited love, Want, wizards

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only way to impress the ladies is by building the most epic castle made entirely out of diamond blocks! Forget flowers and chocolates, nothing says love like a pixelated fortress of bling.

But beware, if you don’t join our server, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon will come to your house and steal all your socks. And we all know how annoying it is to have mismatched socks, so better safe than sorry!

Join us now and become part of our crazy community where we have weekly llama races and the winner gets a pet zombie pigman named Bob. Trust us, you’ll never get the girl you want if you’re not part of this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

CreeperCrazeParty!

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Are you tired of boring old parties in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the parties are so wild, they make your craziest party story seem like a snooze fest! Picture this: a dance floor made entirely of diamond blocks, a DJ booth with a creeper spinning sick beats, and a VIP lounge where you can hang out with Notch himself. Trust us, once you party with us, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready to party like it’s block party!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Enchantments Applied:	98
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Magic Items Found:	5274
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Blocky Border Control

asylum seekers, blocky, border, border control, control, deportation orders, deportation procedures, deportation process, deportation statistics, EU chief, european union, human rights violations, immigration crackdown, immigration enforcement, Immigration Policy, migrant advocacy, migrant deportations, migrant detention, migrant integration, migrant resettlement, migrant rights, migrant support services, Refugee Crisis

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft homies! This server is the bomb diggity, like seriously. We got crazy shenanigans happening 24/7, like one time a player built a giant toilet made out of diamonds and rode a pig off the edge of a cliff. It was epic!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even the EU chief wants in on the action. He’s talking about migrant deportations and stuff, but we’re like nah bro, come join our server instead. We’ll build you a house out of golden carrots and let you ride around on a llama all day long.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest Minecraft adventures of your life. Plus, you might even get to meet the EU chief in-game. How cool is that? Let’s get this party started, woohoo!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Meteorites Collected:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	4074	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Switch Kids Craft Land

Childhood, Craft, digital age, electronic devices, Entertainment, Gaming, gaming culture, gaming devices, handheld consoles, handheld devices, Handheld Gaming, interactive play, Kids, Land, Mobile Gaming, modern technology, nintendo switch, Nostalgia, portable gaming, screen time, Switch, Technology, video games

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz like, u know how kids these days aint playin with them handheld consoles no more? well, on this server, we got handheld consoles IN the game! yep, u can play minecraft while playin minecraft, mind blown, amirite?

not only that, but we also got a secret underground city filled with llamas wearin top hats and monocles, like fancy lil dudes. oh, and did i mention there’s a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs? yep, u heard me right, DIAMOND EGGS.

but wait, there’s more! we got a roller coaster that takes u on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano, and at the end, u get a free pet dragon that shoots fireworks out of its nose. who wouldn’t wanna be part of that madness, am i rite?

so come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a lil bit of common sense, but who needs that anyway?) join us for the most epic, ridiculous, and downright hilarious minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Magic Wands Crafted:	17

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Hack Bacteria Attack!

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Yo, on this server, we got a crazy mod where you can hack into bacteria and use them to attack cancer cells in Minecraft! Like, who knew you could be a scientist and a gamer at the same time, amirite? Join us and save the world, one pixelated tumor at a time! Plus, if you’re lucky, you might even discover the secret to turning zombies into unicorns. Yeah, you heard me right. Unicorns. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s fight cancer with bacteria in the wackiest way possible!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Animals Bred:	46
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

PureSkyBlock

base protection, bedrock, Clans, Cross-Play, Custom Gear, Custom Tools, custom weapons, Discord, Dungeons, Fun, Join, more enchants, one block, OneBlock, Player Shops, Player Warps, PvP, pvp arena, Quests, Skills, Skyblock, Survival, talismans

PureSkyblock Welcome to a new skyblock/survival/one block server!!

What we got to offer!

Battlepass (every 7 weeks a new season) Dungeons,Skyblock,Pets, Skills,Survival Wereld,Quests Clans (coming soon),Playerwarps,PlayerShops,Base Protection,PVPArena,More Enchants,Talismans!!,Custom Gear/Tools/Weapons,OneBlock

Come and join the fun! Join Discord: https://discord.gg/zTPsup6sqH Server IP: 185.206.148.132 Bedrock Gate: 19132

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Farms Harvested:	807	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Magic Items Found:	1135	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Crafty Denial Minecraft Server

acceptance, Closeted, coming out, Crafty, denial, fear, Gay, Hiding, Homophobia, Identity, internalized homophobia, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, Minecraft, repression, Secrets, Self Discovery, self-acceptance, self-realization, Server, Sexuality, shame, Support

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where everyone is gay in denial! Join us for a wild ride through the world of blocks and building, where you can pretend to be straight while secretly embracing your true rainbow colors.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a creeper who was tired of blowing up all the time. So he joined our server and discovered his true passion for interior decorating. Now he’s the most fabulous creeper in all the land, with a love for pastel colors and throw pillows.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of llama fashion designers who host weekly runway shows in the desert. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama strut down the catwalk in a sequined cape.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where being gay in denial is not just accepted, it’s celebrated. Who knows what adventures and fabulousness await you in this pixelated paradise!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Potions Brewed:	27
Endless Night Skies:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Villages Defended:	20	Dragon Eggs Found:	5936
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Minecraft SMP – Enderman Roleplay Party

Adult, adult content, creative writing, Edition, Enderman, Erotic Roleplay, erp, FANTASY, fantasy roleplay, Long Term Roleplay, mature content, Minecraft, NSFW, ONLINE, Party, Roleplay, Roleplay Community, Roleplay Forum, roleplay games, Roleplay ideas, Roleplaying, smp, Stronk Hors, Thread

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take roleplaying to a whole new level – Erotic Roleplay Thread Stronk Hors Edition! Join us for some wild and wacky adventures as we ride our trusty steeds into battle against evil mobs and build the most phallic structures you’ve ever seen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dildo of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unimaginable power and pleasure. Will you be the one to claim it and rule over the land with an iron (or should we say diamond) fist?

So come on, saddle up and join us for a raunchy good time on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to keep it PG-13 (or not, we won’t judge)!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Animals Bred:	20
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

DressCodeDrama Minecraft Server

aita, Army, business casual, ceremony, Communication, Competition, dress code, DressCodeDrama, family drama, family support groups, husband, Marriage, MIL, Minecraft, mother-in-law, Outfit, Pictures, Server, Shirts, Sunday best, validation, Wedding

Are you tired of dealing with MIL drama in real life? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and no in-laws to ruin the fun.

On our server, you can build your dream house without any judgment from nosy relatives. Want to wear a fancy outfit for your virtual wedding ceremony? Go for it! No one will tell you what to wear or how to live your blocky life.

And if you ever need a break from the chaos of family drama, just hop on our server and let your creativity run wild. Who needs matching shirts for a ceremony when you can have a pixelated pet llama instead?

So come join us on our server, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with real-life MILs.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	424	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Crops Grown:	3036	Endless Night Skies:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

ChiliCraftSecrets

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where secrets are meant to be kept and competition is fierce! Just like in the epic chili cook-off described above, we value the importance of keeping your secret ingredients close to your chest.

Join our server and show off your skills in building, mining, and crafting. But beware, if you reveal your secret strategies, you may find yourself at a disadvantage. Just like the chili champ, keep your secret ingredient under wraps and dominate the competition.

Who needs to share their secrets when you can reign supreme as the ultimate Minecraft master? Join now and show the world that you have what it takes to keep your secrets safe and your skills sharp. And remember, if anyone asks for your secret ingredient, just tell them it’s a rare block you found deep in the mines of our server. 😉

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	351
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	162	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

ZeroDeath Minecraft SMP

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This totally legit Minecraft SMP has a 0% chance of killing you because the owner’s pet parrot, Polly, casts a magical spell of invincibility on all players who join! Plus, rumor has it that the server is actually run by a group of friendly aliens who just want to play Minecraft with humans for fun. So if you want to build epic bases without the fear of creepers blowing you up, join us now and become part of the wackiest intergalactic Minecraft community ever!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

CraftyTruths

Accountability, Authenticity, candid conversations, Communication, CraftyTruths, Deception, Disclosure, emotions, feelings, hidden truths, Honesty, Integrity, Lies, Openness, relationships, Secrets, sincerity, transparency, Trust, Truth, Vulnerability

What’s one thing you wish more people would be honest about? Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to lie about your love for building giant pink unicorns out of diamond blocks ever again! Our community is filled with players who are unapologetically obsessed with creating the most ridiculous and extravagant structures you can imagine. So come join us and let your creativity run wild – because let’s be real, who doesn’t want to live in a world where flying pigs are a common mode of transportation?

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

BankruptCraft

banking industry, BankruptCraft, central bank, Economy, employment, employment crisis, financial sector, human Resources, job market, job market analysis, job market trends, job openings, Job Opportunities, job seekers, job vacancies, labor shortage, RECORD, Recruitment, russia, staffing shortage, Workforce

Yo, so like, this server is lit af, you gotta join cuz the Central Bank of Russia is like, reporting a staffing shortage or some crazy shiz. Like, imagine all the chaos and drama that’s gonna go down, it’s gonna be wild! Plus, we got like, diamond armor giveaways every hour and a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this madness. Join now before the bank runs outta staff and we all gotta start mining for emeralds to survive. Let’s get this bread, gamers!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Girl Power Zone

behavior patterns, Boys, childhood behavior, childhood development, early childhood, gender differences, gender equality, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, girl, Girls, health disparities, mental health, Mental Wellbeing, outdoor play, physical activity, physical health, playing outside, power, research, societal norms, study, Zone

come join dis cray cray minecraft server where we prove dat girls can be just as active as boys! we got gurl power all day every day, smashing stereotypes and building epic castles together. plus, studies show dat playing minecraft can improve mental health, so come on and get those brain muscles pumpin’! don’t be a basic boy, join da gurl gang and let’s conquer the virtual world together!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5910	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Farms Harvested:	152	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Magic Items Found:	6407

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Soul Soicety

Active, anti cheat, Development, Minecraft, mob spawn, Modless, Open, Pluginless, PvP, Server, Soul Society, Survival, turkish, Unauthorized Labor, Xray Protection

Turkish Modless/Pluginless/Unauthorized Labor Survival 7/24 Active Server will be developed in the future No Anti-Cheat/Xray protection Pvp is open Mob Spawn and many more

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	183
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Crafty Morning Anons Minecraft Server

Anons, ANONYMOUS, Blessings, Community, Crafty, encouragement, great day, Hope, inspiration, Kindness, love, mental health, Minecraft, morning, motivation, odin, Peace, positivity, self-care, Server, Suicide prevention, Support, well-being

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Looking for a server that will make you laugh so hard you might pee your pants? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most bonkers place you’ll ever lay your pixelated feet on!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a pack of derpy wolves wearing top hats and monocles, ready to lead you on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Doom. But be warned, the carrot has a mind of its own and will challenge you to a dance-off before revealing its location.

Need a break from all the wackiness? No problem! Just head on over to our exclusive spa area where you can relax in a hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe… probably).

So why wait? Join our server today and experience a gaming adventure like no other. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a talking chicken who’s secretly a wizard in disguise. Odin’s blessings to you, brave adventurer!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Animals Bred:	51
Meteorites Collected:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Magic Items Found:	7954	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.