Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only way to impress the ladies is by building the most epic castle made entirely out of diamond blocks! Forget flowers and chocolates, nothing says love like a pixelated fortress of bling.

But beware, if you don’t join our server, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon will come to your house and steal all your socks. And we all know how annoying it is to have mismatched socks, so better safe than sorry!

Join us now and become part of our crazy community where we have weekly llama races and the winner gets a pet zombie pigman named Bob. Trust us, you’ll never get the girl you want if you’re not part of this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 106/300 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3
Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1
Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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