Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only way to impress the ladies is by building the most epic castle made entirely out of diamond blocks! Forget flowers and chocolates, nothing says love like a pixelated fortress of bling.

But beware, if you don’t join our server, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon will come to your house and steal all your socks. And we all know how annoying it is to have mismatched socks, so better safe than sorry!

Join us now and become part of our crazy community where we have weekly llama races and the winner gets a pet zombie pigman named Bob. Trust us, you’ll never get the girl you want if you’re not part of this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 107/200 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 121 Zombie Dances: 1
Ancient Relics Unearthed: 422 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
Fairy Circles Danced In: 11 Towns Built: 7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 20
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 14 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 61

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

New Minecraft Servers

  • NudeCraft

    NudeCraft
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only risky thing you do is maybe fall into a pit of lava? Well, look no further because on our server, we take risky to a whole new level!

    Join us for the chance to have wild and crazy nudity experiences like never before! Imagine running around the server butt-naked, dodging creepers and zombies while trying to find your lost armor. It’s a thrill like no other!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Naked Warrior, a player who has mastered the art of combat in the buff. Will you be brave enough to challenge them to a duel?

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on the edge of your seat (and maybe out of your clothes), then come join us for the wildest, riskiest adventure of your Minecraft life!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 8 Astral Projections Made: 2
    Alien Abductions: 2 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 2 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6
    Players Killed by Monsters: 7125 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • GreekF16PilotTraining Minecraft Server

    GreekF16PilotTraining Minecraft Server
    haha omg join this server if u wanna fly like a F-16 pilot in Ukraine but in minecraft!!! we got greece hooking us up with extra resources so u can train super fast and be the best pilot in the game!!! fly high and conquer the skies, join now for epic battles and crazy adventures!!! let’s goooooooo!!!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 3 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 10
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 9 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 13 Epic Mounts Acquired: 4
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Vanishing Structures Built: 1

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SinwarCraft – Leader of the Blocks

    SinwarCraft – Leader of the Blocks
    OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER, CUZ WE GOT HAMAS LEADER YAHYA SINWAR UP IN HERE! HE THOUGHT HE COULD HIDE IN GAZA, BUT WE SNATCHED HIM UP AND NOW HE’S BUILDING PIXEL ART WITH US! JOIN US FOR A CHANCE TO PLAY WITH A REAL-LIFE BAD GUY TURNED BLOCKY BUILDER! #BLOCKSNOTBOMBS #SINWAR4LIFE

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 5 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 6 Magical Ponies Rescued: 7
    Evil Lairs Raided: 4 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 63
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 15
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 5 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Time Warp Craft

    Time Warp Craft
    Yo, imagine a Minecraft server where time is just a suggestion, bro. Like, on this server, time is like a funky disco ball, spinning and twirling wherever it pleases. You could be mining for diamonds for what feels like five minutes, but in reality, it’s been five hours. It’s like time travel, but without all the confusing science stuff.

    Join this server if you want to experience time in a whole new wacky way. You’ll never be late for a creeper explosion again because time will be on your side. Plus, who wouldn’t want to live in a world where you can have breakfast for dinner and dinner for breakfast? It’s a culinary revolution, man.

    So come on down to our time-bending Minecraft server and see what all the hype is about. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sense of time obliterated. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll on this server.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 12 Legendary Heroes Trained: 1
    Magical Moments Shared: 16 Battle Standards Raised: 5
    Dimension Hops: 10 Powerful Allies Recruited: 2
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Gods Slained: 2 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Viral Gene Catalog: Ocean Microbe Madness

    Viral Gene Catalog: Ocean Microbe Madness
    so, liek, imagine this: u join dis epic minecraft server and u r not just playin’ a game, u r part of a scientific experiment, dude! scientists have created a catalog of genes that viruses stole from marine microbes they infected, and u get to be a part of dis crazy world where viruses and microbes are battling it out for control of the ocean! join now and help us figure out where viruses fit into the global ocean picture of cycling carbon and other nutrients, all while buildin’ epic structures and survivin’ in dis wild world of minecraft madness! it’s gonna be a blast, so come on and join us for some wacky fun!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Horror Stories Survived: 1
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 10 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 83 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ReforgeMC

    ReforgeMC

    Want something more out of your Minecraft 1.8 experience? So did I! ReforgeMC hosts several plugins that have been carefully modified create a super fun, custom economy experience! Find yourself an established community to join, or seek to create your own across our sprawling 7000×7000 world map, generated all the way back in 1.2.5!

    ReforgeMC has so much custom content, that we have our own wiki! Don’t worry, it’s nothing too overwhelming to get into. Below is a quick guide on what to do when you join ReforgeMC!

    Join a Guild – Each guild on ReforgeMC grants its members unique perks and access to special areas or commands that other guilds will be unable to use. Become a powerful Mage, a wealthy Spelunker, or explore custom dungeons as a Mercenary! There’s plenty more to choose from!

    Stake Your Claim – While PvP and griefing are allowed on ReforgeMC, you’ll be able to use your in-game currency (Digits) to purchase protection stones! Place one down to protect a region, and rank up to earn more land protection slots! There’s three tiers protection stones available for purchase, depending on what you can afford.

    Get to Work – Depending on what guild you joined, you’re going to want to begin setting up and doing some of your guild tasks. Each level you gain exponentially increases how much money you receive for each action you make, meaning that money becomes easier and easier to get!

    Rankup and Keep Going! You gain access to more land protections, more perks, and can find more and more powerful items to fuel your workflow as your rank increases! Strap in, get into the groove, and find yourself an excellent community as you climb the ranks of ReforgeMC!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13 Dimension Hops: 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10 Battle Standards Raised: 8
    Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Celestial Gardens Planted: 7

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Sanic Survival

    Sanic Survival

    A survival world for 1.8.9 by Sanic9kvr which was created with falix and was made for the public. It has little to no rules and people are encouraged to be creative and build some snazzy survival structures.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Mythical Relics Collected: 6
    Star Shards Collected: 160 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8 Glorious Feasts Held: 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Magic Wands Crafted: 23
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 29 Phantom Knights Defeated: 7

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Crack’d & Playable Minecraft Server

    Crack’d & Playable Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will have you addicted faster than you can say “diamonds”? Look no further than our server, where the crack is so good even Steve can’t resist!

    Join us for a wild ride through a world where creepers are actually friendly and will give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Build your dream castle with blocks made of pure gold (because why settle for stone when you can have bling?)

    But beware, rumor has it that reaching the end of the game will transport you to a parallel universe where pigs fly and zombies breakdance. Are you brave enough to take on the challenge?

    So come on down and join us on our server, where the crack is strong and the game is never-ending!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 11 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 32 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 5 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Naomi Wolf: Minecraft SMP – Creeper explosions are now the greatest crime against blocks

    Naomi Wolf: Minecraft SMP – Creeper explosions are now the greatest crime against blocks
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further than our server, where the only bioweapons you’ll find are the epic enchanted swords and bows our players wield!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories crazier than a creeper exploding in your face. Forget about the Holocaust, injecting people with mRNA is the real crime against humanity now! Our experts have uncovered shocking truths about the vaccine, like how it bio-distributes throughout the body like a shotgun blast, accumulating in all sorts of unexpected places. Who needs a Nether fortress when you’ve got ovaries full of vaccine material?

    But wait, there’s more! According to a study done for the Chinese (because why not?), rats’ hearts engorge and they suffer multi-organ failure after the second injection. And don’t even get us started on the CDC’s secret plan for six shots – it’s like a quest line with deadly consequences!

    So if you’re ready to embark on a journey more twisted than a maze in the End, join our Minecraft SMP and prepare to be mind-blown in ways you never thought possible. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky Endermen…and vaccine needles!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 9 Phoenix Feathers Found: 12
    Ores Mined: 9379 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Royal Courts Attended: 1 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CraftyFriendz Minecraft Server

    CraftyFriendz Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any car scratching drama like the one mentioned above! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and hilarious moments.

    Reasons to join our server: 1. No snow shoveling required – unless you want to build a snowman in-game! 2. No unexpected costs for car scratches – the only scratches you’ll see are from battling creepers. 3. We offer a special “Friend’s Car Parking” feature where you can safely park your friend’s virtual car without any worries. 4. Our community is so friendly, you’ll forget all about real-life drama and get lost in the virtual world of Minecraft.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the fun begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 18
    Secret Passages Found: 6 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4 Talking Trees Consulted: 3
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 17 Epic Shields Constructed: 13

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Sister’s 4th Wedding No-Show

    Sister’s 4th Wedding No-Show
    Looking for a server as chaotic as my sister’s love life? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama, family feuds, and never-ending weddings!

    Just like my sister’s fourth wedding (but technically second), our server is a blend of different elements that just can’t seem to get along. With players coming from all walks of life, you never know what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next.

    Witness the drama unfold as players try to create the perfect blended family, just like Emily and John attempted to do. Will they succeed? Probably not, but the journey is sure to be entertaining!

    So if you’re looking for a server that’s as intense, messy, and not happy in the slightest as my sister’s household, then join us now! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself attending multiple weddings just like me. But hey, at least you’ll have a good time laughing at the chaos!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 27
    Magic Items Found: 1857 Rainbows Spotted: 10
    Emeralds Found: 8181 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Epic Battles Fought: 19
    Enchantments Applied: 136 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 9

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CraftyNDAFreeSecrets

    CraftyNDAFreeSecrets
    Are you tired of being shackled by NDAs and keeping juicy secrets to yourself? Join our Minecraft server where we spill all the tea and expose all the scandalous secrets! From secret love affairs between creepers and villagers to hidden diamond mines guarded by evil llamas, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come join us and let loose all those secrets you’ve been holding onto – we promise not to tell anyone (except maybe our pet parrot, Polly).

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 10 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 9 Dragons Tamed: 7
    Magic Crystals Found: 25 Dragonkin Hatched: 2

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Sinwar’s Minecraft Server: PvP Edition

    Sinwar’s Minecraft Server: PvP Edition
    So, like, you wanna join our Minecraft server? Well, let me tell ya, it’s like the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in your blocky life! We got creepers that dance the Macarena, skeletons that moonwalk, and zombies that do the cha-cha slide. But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the Israeli military is checking it out to see if the notorious Minecraft player, Sinwar, has been taken out by a gang of killer rabbits. Yeah, you heard me right, killer rabbits! So, if you wanna join in on the madness and see what all the fuss is about, hop on over to our server and prepare to have your mind blown!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7644 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 15
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 20 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 8
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Epic Shields Constructed: 36

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CraftyKoreaWarriors

    CraftyKoreaWarriors
    Yo, you ever wanted to be part of a crazy Minecraft server that’s like a mix of Hunger Games and World War Z? Well, do I have the server for you! We got North Korea sending 10,000 soldiers to join forces with Russia in an epic battle against Zelensky’s army. It’s gonna be a showdown of epic proportions, and you can be right in the middle of it all! Join now for the chance to fight alongside Kim Jong Un himself and take down the enemy with your trusty diamond sword. Don’t miss out on the action, join today and be a part of the first step to World War Minecraft Edition!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 10 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 8 Animals Bred: 122
    Villages Defended: 12 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Heroic Legacies Created: 6 Magic Crystals Found: 13
    Wyrmholes Dug: 10 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 32

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Mingle & Race Horse Chat-athon

    Mingle & Race Horse Chat-athon
    come join our epic minecraft server where horses race like they’ve never raced before! they’re all just chillin and chatting on the track, then BAM they all decide to cross the finish line together like one big happy family! it’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s pure horse magic! you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else, so saddle up and join the fun today!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Titanic Battles Fought: 15
    Epic Quests Completed: 20 Epic Shields Constructed: 16
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 24
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 13 Sentient Weapons Trained: 3
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Epic Weapons Forged: 9

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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