The Funky Trash Thread Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

MysticCraft Land 1.21

Censorship, controversial, double standards, freedom of speech, gay cock, Homosexuality, humor, Land, LGBTQ, LHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, MysticCraft, offensive, outrage culture, pisslam, Political Correctness, Provocative, Religion, satire, shock value, social commentary, taboo

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	5366
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Buildings Constructed:	38	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and confusion! We have players running around like headless chickens, building upside-down houses, and creating pixel art of their favorite memes. It’s a total mind-bending experience that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons. Don’t miss out on the absolute madness that is our server!

Furiosa’s Minecraft SMP Adventure

Action Movie, Adventure, badass character, charlize theron, desert wasteland, dystopian future, female empowerment, Female Protagonist, feminist icon, Furiosas, George Miller, iconic role, Imperator Furiosa, mad max, memorable quotes, Minecraft, nicholas hoult, one-armed warrior, post-apocalyptic, Remember Furiosa, smp, strong female lead, Tom Hardy, war rig

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	542
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10

Well, forget about her because she’s got nothing on our Minecraft SMP! Join us if you want to ride into battle on a llama armed with a diamond sword and a stack of TNT. Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear sunglasses to protect their eyes from all the explosions. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we host epic dance parties with the Ender Dragon. So if you’re ready to embark on a crazy adventure filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe a little bit of mayhem, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP!

BrotherBlameGameCraft

Accountability, alcoholism, bipolar disorder, Boundaries, BrotherBlameGameCraft, college, Communication, family, financial struggles, forgiveness, Jealousy, mental health, parenting, personal responsibility, Resentment, self improvement, self worth, sibling relationship, sibling rivalry, success, toxic relationships

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	7349
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Potions Brewed:	107	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Astral Projections Made:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build, mine, and craft your way to relaxation and fun!

Join us and leave behind the craziness of family drama like the one described above. On our server, you won’t have to worry about your brother shaming you or blaming you for his problems. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new worlds.

Plus, on our server, you won’t have to deal with jealous siblings or crazy family dynamics. Just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun! So come join us and leave the real world behind for a while. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun here!

EndgameHauntsMeMinecraftSMP

Cinema, EndgameHauntsMeMinecraftSMP, ending, film, Haunting, haunting films, haunting moments, haunting movie endings, haunting movies, haunting scenes, Movie, Mystery, psychological thriller, Suspense, Thriller, unresolved, unresolved ending, unresolved mystery, unresolved plot, unresolved questions, unresolved storyline

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	5720
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP because it’s like the movie ending that haunts you forever, but in a good way! Like, imagine if the server was a movie and the ending was so crazy, you couldn’t stop thinking about it. That’s what this SMP is like, but with blocks and stuff.

Like, one time I was building a house and a creeper blew it up, but then a magical unicorn appeared and rebuilt it with rainbow blocks. It was so epic, I couldn’t believe my eyes. And then, like, a dragon swooped down and gave me a diamond sword that shoots lasers. I know, it sounds crazy, but it totally happened.

So, if you want to experience movie-ending-level craziness in Minecraft, you have to join this SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, there’s free cake for everyone who joins. Who doesn’t love free cake, am I right? Join now and prepare for the most mind-blowing Minecraft experience of your life! 🍰🦄🐉🌈 #MovieEndingSMP #CakeIsLife

LoveCraftMC

acts of service, appreciation, Communication, emotional connection, emotional needs, expressing love, Love And Communication, love and relationships, love language, LoveCraftMC, personal growth, physical touch, primary love language, quality time, receiving gifts, relationship dynamics, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, showing affection, Understanding, words of affirmation

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	1700
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Zombie Dances:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just focus on building and survival? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up with a love language twist! That’s right, on our server, you can communicate with your fellow players using heart emojis, love letters, and even serenading them with love songs in-game.

But that’s not all! We have special events like speed dating where you can find your Minecraft soulmate, and couples building challenges where you and your partner can show off your teamwork skills. And if you’re feeling extra romantic, you can even propose to your in-game crush with a virtual diamond ring!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s all about spreading the love (literally), then join us now and get ready to experience a whole new level of gameplay. Who knows, you might even find your one true blocky love on our server!

TelAvivTNTBoomz

CASUALTIES, Conflict, Dozen, global crisis, Houthi, international news, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military attack, missile strike, Political unrest, RETALIATION, security threat, Tel Aviv, TelAvivTNTBoomz, Tension, Terrorism, violence, War, Wounds, Yemen

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	8071
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Potions Brewed:	53
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Secret Passages Found:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing getting struck is your funny bone! we got more explosions than a houthi missile strike in tel aviv, but don’t worry, no one gets hurt except maybe your sides from laughing so hard. we’ve got crazy mini games like “dodge the creeper” and “sheep rodeo” where you can ride sheep like a pro. plus, our community is so lit, it’s like a firework show every day. so come on over and join the fun, because on our server, the only thing getting wounded is your boredom!

Aqua & Gruel: Neolithic Noms

agriculture, Ancient, Aqua, archaeology, Bread, Cooking, Culinary, diet, discoveries, Early Neolithic, Farmers, Food, grains, gruel, History, Meal, Neolithic, Noms, nutrition, research, Scandinavia, Scandinavian culture, Water

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	9625
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ores Mined:	7207	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Horror Stories Survived:	5

hey u! ya u, lookin for a wild ride in minecraft? well u gotta join this server cuz we got WATER AND GRUEL – NOT BREAD! that’s right, we’re all about that neolithic farmer diet up in here.

imagine chowin down on some gruel while buildin a sick castle with ur pals. who needs bread when u got gruel, right? plus, we got a whole storyline about how the neolithic farmers in scandinavia survived on this diet and thrived. it’s like a history lesson, but way more fun cuz it’s in minecraft.

so come on over and join the party! build, survive, and eat gruel like a true neolithic farmer. u won’t regret it, trust me.

Crafted Survival

Additions, Bedrock Port, Community, crafted, Discord, Environment, Friendly, Fun, griefer-free, INCLUSIVE, Ip:, mojang, Playtime, Semi Vanilla, Server, Survival, Trailer, Trust, Tweaks, Vanilla, Voting, welcome

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	2840
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Potions Brewed:	198	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Crafted Survival Server Overview

Feature	Description
Land Claiming	Players can claim land to protect their builds
Shopping District	Dedicated area for player shops and trading
Homes and TPA	Players can set homes and teleport to other players
Live World Map	Interactive map of the server world
Mob Heads	Chance to get mob heads as drops
One Player Sleep	One player can sleep to skip the night
Ranks	Ranks based on trust, playtime, and voting
Active Player Base	Community of active players

Discord: https://discord.gg/qJAx8w3jcn

Server Trailer: https://youtu.be/qu5nJmSbEMA?si=U4bYORadEgOny1cm

IP: play.craftedsurvival.net

Bedrock Port: 19132

We can’t wait to welcome you to our server! ❤️

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Simply connect using the IP play.craftedsurvival.net

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, we have measures in place to prevent griefing and maintain a friendly community

Q: How can I claim land?

A: Use the land claiming feature to protect your builds

Azure Realm 1.20

4koma, AZURE, Balancing Schale’s Books, Banners, Binah, blue archive, Chise, christmas livestream, Commissions, Events, general, Grand Assault, guides, Hards, Haruna, Izuna, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mari, Mimori, Normals, patch notes, PVs, Realm, Resources, Scrimmages, shorts, Side Content, The Fury of Set, Yuuka

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	2012
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	7241
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

Yo, bros, come join this Minecraft server, it’s like a party in your brain but with blocks and stuff. We got guides and resources that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. And guess what? We have circles, clubs, and friends waiting for you to join so you can build epic stuff together.

Forget about reality, jump into this server and experience 4koma, manga, side content, PVs, and shorts that will make you question everything you know about Minecraft. Plus, we have limited edition characters like Yuuka, Mari, and Haruna waiting for you to collect.

Don’t miss our Christmas Livestream, it’s gonna be lit like a Nether portal on fire. And the events? Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council is the wildest thing you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Join us for Grand Assault with Binah and Limit Break Assault with The Fury of Set, it’s gonna be crazier than a pig riding a minecart.

And if that’s not enough, we have banners featuring Izuna, Chise, and Mimori in swimsuits because why not? Patch notes, events, and double everything – we got it all. So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and let’s make Minecraft weirder than ever before!

Fujimi Lovers Special – Minecraft SMP Oneshot – The End

adaptation, anniversary, anniversary release, Comic, commemoration, Conclusion, conclusion to story, Drama, End.., Fujimi, Fujimi Lovers, LA adaptation, long awaited, Lovers, Manga, Minecraft, OneShot, Release, romance, series, smp, Special, Story, TL inside

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	9933
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Votes:	5261
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Towns Built:	5	Love Letters Sent:	16

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs with no excitement or drama? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme!

Picture this: a server where the mobs have taken over and are now the rulers of the land. Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to overthrow these mob overlords and restore peace to the server. But beware, the mobs are not your average Minecraft enemies – they have evolved into super intelligent beings with a thirst for power!

But that’s not all! Our server also features a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that the city is guarded by a giant chicken who only speaks in riddles. Will you be able to crack the code and claim the treasure for yourself?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a mysterious portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made out of candy. But be warned, the candy creatures are not as sweet as they seem and will do anything to protect their sugary world.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what crazy shenanigans await you in this wacky world!

Dad vs Father-In-Law Minecraft Server

Communication, dad, DAUGHTER, Disappointment, facetiming, family, father in-law, Fatherinlaw, Gifts, GRANDPA, Grandparents, in-laws, luggage, Minecraft, minnie mouse, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, road trip, roadtrip, Server, suitcase, Surprise, text

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	7848
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Players Killed by Monsters:	5012
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9

Are you tired of family drama interfering with your Minecraft adventures? Join our server and escape the real world craziness! We promise no one will fight over suitcases here, unless it’s a virtual one filled with diamonds! Build your own Minnie Mouse suitcase (or two, we won’t judge) and embark on a road trip to explore our epic world. No need to worry about surprise gifts from grandparents, just pure, unadulterated fun! So come join us and leave the family drama behind – unless you want to bring it into the game for some hilarious role-playing shenanigans!

CraftyNickHater123

Assertiveness, Boundaries, chosen name, Communication, Confrontation, coworker, CraftyNickHater123, discomfort, hate, humor, Key & Peele, mispronunciation, name change, Nickname, personal identity, pronounciation, Respect, sensitivity, skit, work environment

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	236
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Alien Abductions:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Villages Defended:	15	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures!

Don’t let a pesky coworker ruin your love for your new name. On our server, you can be called whatever you please, whether it’s your actual name or a funny mispronunciation. Let your creativity run wild and build a world where your name is always pronounced correctly, no matter what.

So come on over and join us on this epic Minecraft journey! Leave behind the real world worries and dive into a world where your name is respected and cherished, just like your love for Minecraft. Let’s build, mine, and explore together, because on this server, your name will always be pronounced with love and care.

NorwayVibes Minecraft SMP

#sustainability, clean air, cultural heritage, Fishing, Fjords, innovation, midnight sun, Minecraft, Nature, Nordic cuisine, northern lights, norway, NorwayVibes, oslo, outdoor adventures, quality of life, Scandinavian, skiing, smp, social welfare, travel destination, viking history, winter sports

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	1109
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	125	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Star Shards Collected:	121	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Lol, bro, let me tell you about this insane Minecraft SMP server that is like, totally lit! So, like, this server is like the Norway of Minecraft servers, ya know? It’s like, so epic and cool and stuff.

First of all, the spawn area is like a magical forest filled with unicorns and rainbows and, like, flying pigs or something. And the best part is, you can ride the unicorns and pigs around the spawn area, like, how crazy is that?!

But wait, there’s more! The admins on this server are like actual wizards or something, because they can grant you wishes and stuff. Like, one time I asked for a diamond sword and they gave me a whole stack of them! It was insane, bro.

Oh, and did I mention the secret underground base that leads to a hidden treasure room filled with, like, stacks on stacks of diamonds and emeralds? Yeah, that’s a thing on this server.

So, like, if you wanna join a Minecraft SMP that’s as epic as Norway, then you gotta join this server, bro. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

DinoLoverzCraft

ancient creatures, ancient extinction events, ancient species, DinoLoverzCraft, Dinosaurs, dodo birds, extinct animals, extinct dinosaurs, extinct species, extinct wildlife, favorite extinct animals, fossilized remains, ice age mammals, mammoths, natural history, Paleontology, passenger pigeons, past 60 million years, prehistoric animals, saber-toothed tigers, Woolly rhinoceros

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	9352
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1156	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Villages Defended:	12	Elemental Crystals Collected:	42

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring themes? Well, look no further because our server is all about extinct animals from the past 60 million years! Join us and ride on the back of a T-Rex while battling a pack of saber-toothed tigers.

Ever wanted to see a woolly mammoth in real life? Well, on our server, you can ride one into battle against a giant sloth! And don’t even get me started on the dodo bird races we have every Sunday.

So if you’re a history buff who loves a good laugh, come join us on our server and experience the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life!

NukeCraft Server: Argentina’s Atomic Adventure

#sustainability, Adventure, argentina, Argentinas, ATOMIC, Development, electricity, ENERGY, energy independence, energy production, energy security, energy sources, Environment, Expansion, Government, Infrastructure, milei, nuclear energy, nuclear reactors, nukecraft, policy, power, renewable energy, Server, Technology

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	7877
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Mines Excavated:	1531	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

come join our server for the most explosive experience ever! we have so much nuclear energy, you’ll think you’re in argentina! our reactors are so powerful, they’ll make your minecraft world glow like never before. who needs diamonds when you have radioactive materials to mine? join us now and help us reach our goal of having more reactors than argentina! it’s gonna be a blast! literally.

Players:	104/400	Votes:	3676
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Magic Items Found:	7952	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Void Gems Collected:	28	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	85
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Mines Excavated:	4470