The Funky Trash Thread Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	5860
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Potions Brewed:	187
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up the spawn too many times).

Picture this: last week, Alice accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying unicorns with laser eyes. And don’t even get us started on the time Bob built a roller coaster that went straight into the lava pit.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy events like spontaneous dance parties in the Nether, llama races through the jungle, and even a secret underground disco club (shh, don’t tell the mods).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a few explosions. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Seattle Chubby Cuties 1.20.3

1.20.3, asian beauty, Asian curves, Asian girls, asian women, Asians, bbw, big tits, Busty, busty Asians, busty beauties, CHUBBY, curvy, cute, Cuties, Pacific Northwest, plus size, seattle, Seattle area, Seattle locals, voluptuous, Washington state

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	5006
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9

Yo, bro, forget about chubby Asians with big tits near Seattle, join our Minecraft server instead! Why? Because we have virtual chubby Asians with big tits that you can build houses for and protect from creepers. It’s like a weird anime fantasy come to life, but blocky and pixelated. Plus, who needs real people when you can have virtual ones that won’t judge you for spending 12 hours straight mining diamonds? Join now and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

MomDadMinecraftServer

Boundaries, Communication Issues, emotional exhaustion, Emotional support, family relationships, financial struggles, generational differences, gift giving, hurt feelings, long voice messages, misunderstandings, MomDadMinecraftServer, mother-daughter conflict, mother-in-law dynamics, parenting challenges, postpartum stress, pregnancy emotions, setting boundaries, social media etiquette, venting frustrations

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	5912
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Animals Bred:	137	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	27

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is left at the door and only fun and games await! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky landscapes and pixelated wonders.

Looking for a place to escape from family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let loose without worrying about accidentally listening to a voice message meant for someone else.

Embark on quests, build epic structures, and make new friends who won’t complain about your fiancée’s teasing greetings. Plus, our server is a judgment-free zone where you can post baby shower gift pictures whenever you want without fear of meltdowns.

So come join us on our server and leave the real-world drama behind. We promise you won’t regret it!

SpellboundSMP – Say my name and get teleported to a random location in the Minecraft world!

Bewitchment, casting a spell, Charm, conjuring, Enchantment, FANTASY, hex, incantation, invoking power, location, Magic, magical name, Minecraft, mystical, mystical spell, name.., Random, sorcery, Spell, SpellboundSMP, Supernatural, teleported, witchcraft, Wizardry, world

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	7378
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Dragons Tamed:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dry as a desert? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, it’s like a disco party in the Nether!

When you join this server, your name becomes a spell that can summon a herd of dancing llamas or rain down diamond blocks from the sky. It’s like Hogwarts meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and memes.

And get this, every time you say someone’s name on the server, a random mob will spawn and do a little dance for you. It’s like a twisted game of Simon Says, but with creepers and skeletons.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and unleash the chaos! Who knows, maybe your name spell will summon a giant flying pig that shoots lasers out of its eyes. The possibilities are endless, just like my mom’s meatloaf recipe.

PetPalsCraft

Animal Behavior, Bonding, Communication, Companionship, Connection, emotional intelligence, human-animal bond, pet behavior, pet care, pet communication, pet companionship., pet empathy, pet love, pet owners, pet psychology, pet relationships, Pet understanding, PetPalsCraft, Pets, Understanding

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	184
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	976
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11

Do you ever feel like your pet is secretly plotting against you? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a special potion that allows your in-game pet to communicate with you telepathically! Imagine having your trusty Minecraft dog whispering hilarious jokes and witty comebacks in your ear as you explore the virtual world together.

Join our server and witness the epic saga of Sir Fluffykins, the heroic Minecraft cat who single-handedly defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a fish and a can-do attitude. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon the legendary Piggy McPorkchop, the swine who can outsmart any player in a game of hide-and-seek.

So come on over and experience the magic of our Minecraft server, where pets are more than just companions – they’re your partners in crime, your confidants, and your ticket to a world of endless laughter and adventure. Who knows, maybe your pet will finally reveal their master plan to take over the server and become the ultimate ruler of the pixelated realm!

Sky High Survival

air transportation, air travel, airline incidents, airline regulations, airline safety, airplane fatalities, airplane safety, Aviation (Industry), aviation accidents, aviation news, aviation safety measures, commercial airplane, flight dangers, flight mortality, flight risks, HIGH, passenger safety, plane accidents, plane crashes, SKY, Survival, travel risks, Travel Statistics

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	2753
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Void Armor Forged:	13
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Crops Grown:	4284
Towns Built:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	2363

so, like, u ever been on a plane and thought “wow, what if i die in a fiery crash”? well, guess what, the chances just went UP! but fear not, cuz u can escape that fate by joining our EPIC minecraft server! no more worrying about plummeting to ur doom, just build ur own lil world and chillax with ur pals. plus, we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. no joke. join now before the airplanes get u!

PizzaCity

Active, apply, bedrock, Chill, Community, Dedicated, Discord, Friendly, Fun, Gaming, Join, laid back, multiplayer, PizzaCity, Player Base, Server, smp, Survival, Tags: Minecraft, Vanilla, Website, Whitelist

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	6733
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Enchantments Applied:	69	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Villages Defended:	13
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Are you looking for a laid-back whitelisted Bedrock SMP server with a friendly community? Look no further, we have a dedicated player base and a relatively active Discord. If you’re looking for a chill server then join today! Visit our website to apply.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I apply to join the server?	You can visit our website and fill out the application form.
Is the server whitelisted?	Yes, the server is whitelisted to maintain a friendly and safe community.
How active is the Discord server?	We have a relatively active Discord server where players can chat and coordinate in-game activities.
What version of Minecraft does the server run on?	The server runs on the Bedrock edition of Minecraft.

Eternal Kingdoms 1.20.2

#kroniijokes, #kroniirotic, #kronillust, #krossets, #krotime, #nsfwart, #OKTK, #ourokronii, 1.20.2, bgm, Collabs, cover, ETERNAL, fanbase, hololive, Kingdoms, love, merch, Music, originalsong, QandA, Reporting, Schedule, streaming

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	7910
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Enchantments Applied:	166
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Villages Defended:	19	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3

Yo, you wanna join this Minecraft server? It’s like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of OuroKronii! We got streams, we got memes, we got fanbase tags that will blow your mind! And don’t even get me started on the original songs and BGMs – they’ll have you grooving like a creeper on a dance floor!

TasteTestWifey

béchamel sauce, cayenne pepper, Chef, chicken noodle soup, Communication, Cooking, creamy chicken and wild rice soup, culinary skills, Dinner, family, family dynamics, Food, food critique, home cook, kitchen, meal preparation, recipe experimentation, spice usage, taste testing, TasteTestWifey

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	456
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8066	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Dragons Tamed:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	1

Are you tired of cooking amazing meals for your ungrateful family? Join our Minecraft server where all your culinary creations will be appreciated like never before!

Imagine a world where every block you place is like seasoning a dish to perfection. Our community of players will savor every build you create, just like they savor your delicious meals.

No more family members disrespecting your cooking skills by adding cayenne pepper without even tasting the dish first. On our server, your creations will be treated with the respect they deserve.

So come join us and experience a world where your culinary talents are truly valued. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual chef friend who will praise your building skills just like your real chef friend praised your cooking chops!

Y2KTeenager Minecraft SMP

adolescence, aim, Coming of Age, dial-up internet, early 2000s, emo, fashion, flip phones, internet, low rise jeans, Minecraft, Music, myspace, Nostalgia, pop culture, Pop Punk, smp, social media, Technology, teenager, trends, y2k, Y2KTeenager

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	6134
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Mines Excavated:	3940	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	8

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit AF! Like, back in the early 2000s, being a teenager was like, soooo cray cray. But on this server, it’s like reliving those wild times but in blocky form. We have like, the craziest adventures and the most epic battles. And like, the mods are like, super cool and always throwing parties with unlimited cake and fireworks. Plus, there’s this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and treasure. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the fun and shenanigans. So come join us and let’s make some memories that’ll last a lifetime, or at least until the next update wipes everything out. YOLO, amirite?

SongRentFreeCraft

#earworm, brain soundtrack, can’t stop singing, catchy tune, constant earworm., constant replay, endless loop., mental playlist, music obsession, musical addiction, musical loop, musical obsession., never-ending earworm, never-ending song, nonstop music, persistent melody, song on repeat, song stuck on repeat, SongRentFreeCraft, stuck in my head, tune stuck in my brain

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	8208
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	95
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t have any pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate jam-packed party for your blocky adventures!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant creepers with laser eyes, riding on flying pigs that poop diamonds, and building a castle made entirely of rainbow-colored obsidian.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Jukebox Jamboree, where all the songs in your head come to life and throw the wildest dance parties you’ve ever seen. So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the music take over your Minecraft world!

AstroCraft Minecraft Server

2032, asteroid, ASTROCRAFT, Astronomy, celestial body, collision, Cosmic, discovery, Earth, Impact, Minecraft, NASA, near-Earth object, planetary defense, potential threat, Probability, risk assessment, Science, Server, SKY, Space, space exploration, Universe

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	1107
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	New Chunks Explored:	981584
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Dragons Tamed:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

OMG GUYS, SO THERES THIS CRAZY ASTEROID THAT MIGHT SMASH INTO EARTH IN 2032, BUT DONT WORRY, WE FOUND A WAY TO ESCAPE! JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND BUILD A GIANT SPACESHIP TO FLY AWAY TO SAFETY! WE GOT CREEPERS AS ALIENS, ZOMBIES AS SPACE INVADERS, AND DIAMONDS AS FUEL! COME JOIN US BEFORE ITS TOO LATE AND WE ALL BECOME SPACE DUST! #ASTEROIDPARTY2022 #SAVETHEBLOCKS 🚀💎🌌

PotomacCraft: Air Traffic Control

Air, air traffic control, airport closure, Aviation, control, crashes, Delays, emergency, ground stop, Incident, investigation, News, Potomac River, PotomacCraft, Reagan National Airport, rescue operation, Safety, small aircraft, traffic, traffic control, Transportation, travel, Updates, washington dc

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	5760
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much chaos that even planes are crashing into rivers just to get a taste of the action! we’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground base where the llamas rule with an iron hoof. if you’re not afraid of a little turbulence, then hop on board and see if you can survive the madness. who needs a boring old airport when you can have a crash landing in our world of mayhem and mischief? come on, what are you waiting for? the llamas are calling your name!

Vaxxed&Vulnerable: Infertility&KidneyRisk

comorbidities, coronavirus, Covid-19, COVID-19-related, diseases, fully vaccinated, general population, health, infertility disorders, InfertilityKidneyRisk, kidney diseases, long-term effects, mortality, mortality risk, pandemic, Population, research, Risks, study, vaccinated individuals, VaxxedVulnerable

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	3819
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

LOLZ come join our EPIC Minecraft server where we have a study of 58 million blockheads and found out that if you have eight diseases like potatoitis and creeperphobia, you are five times more likely to die from a zombie attack than the general Steve population! 😱🧟‍♂️

But don’t worry, our server has magical potions and enchanted armor to protect you from any deadly mobs or diseases. Plus, we have a secret underground base where you can hide from any pesky creepers or skeletons trying to ruin your day. 🕵️‍♂️🦴

So come on over and join us for some crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server! Just watch out for those killer chickens, they’re no joke! 🐔💥 #MinecraftMadness

Solitary Madness 1.20.4

+18, 1.20.4, alone in my room, chat buddy, Drinking, drunk rant, gaming buddy, going insane, ISOLATION, Loneliness, madness, mental health, near my age, need someone to talk to, no blacks, no ESLs, no fat fucks, no gays, play games, seeking company, socializing, solitary, vc on discord

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	9416
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Buildings Constructed:	24
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Dragons Tamed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	10
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Animals Bred:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	1

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic and chaotic time ever! We have more madness than a drunk rant about absolute bullshit! No boring people allowed, only cool kids who are ready to game and have a blast. Plus, we have a strict no-gays, no-blacks, no-fat-fucks, and no-ESLs policy because we only want the best of the best. So if you’re ready to join a server that’s as wild as a room full of crazy people, then hop on board and let’s get this party started!

DailyDuo Minecraft Server

autism, bathroom etiquette, college dorms, college life, daily routine, DailyDuo, disruptive behavior, Minecraft, on-campus living, personal hygiene, petty behavior, roommate conflict, roommate issues, Routine, Schedule, Server, shower schedule, shower seat, shower stall, showering, showering habits, Skincare Routine

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	771
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Star Shards Collected:	151
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Dimension Hops:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that caters to your specific routine? Look no further! Our server is perfect for high-functioning autistics who need a consistent showering schedule. Join us and experience the thrill of showering in our handicap stall every single day at 6:30 PM sharp!

But wait, there’s more! Encounter hilarious drama with other players who just can’t handle your showering routine. Watch as they groan, sigh, and complain loudly about the big shower being taken. Will you stand your ground and assert your showering rights, or will you be pressured to finish up faster? The choice is yours!

Join now and witness epic showdowns in the bathroom, where grunting, cursing, and stomping are all part of the fun. And don’t forget to lotion your skin extra slowly for maximum pettiness – it’s all part of the experience!

So, are you ready to dive into the wild world of showering drama? Join our server today and show everyone that showering at the same time every day is not just a routine, it’s a way of life!