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Players: | 109/800 | Votes: | 9428 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Players Killed by Monsters: | 2863 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 |
Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Votes: | 9503 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 8 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 20 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
But that’s not all, oh no. On this server, we have a secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. They have been plotting to take over the world with their advanced technology, and only you can stop them by completing a series of ridiculous challenges that involve riding pigs into battle and building giant statues of Steve out of cheese.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in this insane Minecraft SMP. And remember, if anyone asks, the answer is always: “The fuck was their fucking problem?”