The Fuck Was Their Fucking Problem Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	4461
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Void Armor Forged:	19
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Potions Brewed:	180	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

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But that’s not all, oh no. On this server, we have a secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. They have been plotting to take over the world with their advanced technology, and only you can stop them by completing a series of ridiculous challenges that involve riding pigs into battle and building giant statues of Steve out of cheese.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in this insane Minecraft SMP. And remember, if anyone asks, the answer is always: “The fuck was their fucking problem?”

FunnyMcraft

Economy, Survival

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	1694
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Emeralds Found:	4979
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

Minecraft server where you can find a great community. Don’t hesitate and join us, we’d love to see you. You can join with versions from 1.8 to 1.20, but we recommend 1.20

play.funnymcraft.eu

SynthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	7565
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Villages Defended:	7
Love Letters Sent:	19	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

SynthCraft is a community-based Survival server! We invest a lot of time into our community, having fun together, whilst playing a blocky game together :DHave fun!

play.synthcraft.eu

Alpha Prison

Economy, Prison, PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	3035
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	73
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	196
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Alpha Prison is a CUSTOM CODED OP Prison with many features that has been up for 3 years ! Here you will find some of our feature: – Custom personal mine: everyone has his own mine which has different levels ( up to 130k levels ) and different types like rainbow, supreme, wonderland – Custom key system: we have implemented a custom system that let you gain Money and Token boosters as rewards instead of the classic static amount. That way you can gain infinite multiplier just by playing ! – Custom Island Spawner: the server uses Island as concept of gang where you can team up with your friends. All the custom spawners of the server got stacked in the /island spawners and it’s all virtual, that way it doesn’t depend on where you are, you can claim the rewards from anywhere. – Custom Skills and Milestones: those are rewards that you gain while playing, most of them based on amount of blocks broken, other based on playtime and such.Those are just some of our features. You should join the server to get a full view of all the features. Server support also bedrock players with the IP: bedrock.alphaprison.net with port 19132.I’m MasterZen#9263 on discord if you want to reach me out We’re looking for partners to work with !

play.alphaprison.net

SqueejCraft

Creative, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	5059
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	71	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	4

SqueejCraft is a hard difficulty, semi-vanilla SMP server built to respect Mojang’s vision by ensuring that the raw vanilla experience remains in-tact without sacrificing server functionality or gameplay quality. Set home points, claim land, teleport to friends, and create/trade from chest shops in a unique and simple server environment without any microtransactions or gimmicks.

Squeejcraft.com:25566

Lunarsky

Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	360
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Mines Excavated:	1245
Potions Brewed:	159	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Lunarsky is a cozy construction server with Skyblock and Citybuild, but without a mining world. You sell ores from a quarry stone generator and buy the blocks you need. It has a very friendly community and is played on the Aquatic Update ^^

lunarsky.de

CarrotMC

Cross-Play, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	1378
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Zombie Dances:	10
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

CarrotMC PvP , FFA , KitPvP , 1v1 With Indian Feel And No Lag It Is Available For Bedrock (PE) + Java Cracked

carrotmc.fr.to:19154

MineClassic

KitPvP, Mini Games, Survival Games

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	4119
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Mines Excavated:	1366	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Void Gems Collected:	15	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

Welcome to the MineClassic Network. In versions 1.20+, we offer minigames such as Survival Games, KitPvP (with progression, abilities, perks, etc.) and our unique gamemode Platshot!Join now at play.mineclassic.org

play.mineclassic.org

KronosMC

Economy, Survival

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	4115
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Runes Activated:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

KronosMC is a minecraft server that was made by 3 College students who enjoy minecraft and would like to build a community by bringing as many players into 1 server as possible. KronosMC was created in December 2022 and is constantly being updated to give players a different playstyle to minecraft. As of right now there is only one single mode which is survival multiplayer which is an open world survival mode with claims,quests,friends and much more. We are still working on the server as of right now so do expect to see some regular updates in our discord server which will also be where all the server announcements will be. We will be creating more gamemodes in the future of KronosMC but as of now we will be focusing on the survival mode as our main focus. Hopefully we will be seeing you on the server soon, have a good day!

kronosmc.apexmc.co:8197

ProsperityCraft

Survival

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	3229
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	38	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Falling into the Void:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3548
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Welcome to Prosperity Craft – A Unique Survival ExperienceEmbark on an extraordinary journey in the world of Prosperity Craft, where survival meets innovation! Our server is carefully crafted to provide players with a distinct and engaging experience, blending the classic elements of Minecraft survival with a touch of custom features that set us apart.Community-driven Events: Join our thriving community in regular events and challenges. From building competitions to epic boss battles, there’s always something exciting happening on Prosperity Craft.Rank Progression System: Ascend the ranks on Prosperity Craft and unlock exclusive perks and privileges. Whether you’re a novice or a seasoned survivor, our carefully designed rank system rewards dedication and skill.Land Claim and Player Protection: Secure your territory with our land claim system, ensuring that your hard-earned creations are safe from harm. Collaborate with other players or venture out as a lone survivor—it’s your world to shape. Enhanced Survival Mechanics: Experience survival like never before with carefully tuned gameplay mechanics. Join us for a unique and immersive adventure where every decision shapes your journey.Active and Supportive Community: Prosperity Craft is more than just a server; it’s a community of passionate players. Our dedicated staff and friendly community members are always ready to assist and welcome newcomers.

ProsperityCraft.net

Gempers Place

Survival

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	3593
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Potions Brewed:	130	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Demon Skulls Collected:	43
Dragon Eggs Found:	1033	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Welcome to Gempers Place! We are a semi-vanilla community focused SMP. Learn more about us and what we offer below! Community is Key: At Gemper’s Place, we pride ourselves on fostering a strong and welcoming community. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a newcomer to the blocky landscapes, our community is here to support and guide you. Join forces with fellow players, collaborate on ambitious projects, and partake in exciting events!Vote Crates Galore: Your voice matters, and we reward your dedication with our vote crate system. By casting your vote, you will receive rewards that enhance your Minecraft experience. From rare items to economy related goods, our vote crates ensure that your commitment to our community doesn’t go unnoticed.Bedrock Compatibility: No player is left behind at Gemper’s Place. We’ve seamlessly integrated Bedrock compatibility, bridging the gap between Java and Bedrock Editions. Whether you’re playing on PC, console, or mobile, everyone can join in the fun and contribute to the ever-expanding world we’re building together.Grief Protection: Building your dream creations without the fear of griefing is essential, and Gemper’s Place prioritizes the protection of your hard work. Our advanced grief protection measures ensure a secure environment for players to express their creativity without the worry of malicious interference. Your builds are safe with us!Join us at mc.gempersplaces.net and become a part of our Minecraft community. Discover a server where camaraderie, rewards, compatibility, and protection converge to create an unparalleled gaming experience. The adventure awaits, and we can’t wait to welcome you!

mc.gempersplaces.net

Crown Lands

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	3236
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23

Embark on a thrilling adventure at CrownLands, your premier Minecraft destination! Immerse yourself in a dynamic community where your input matters. With frequent updates, captivating quests, and a commitment to player feedback, every moment is tailored for your enjoyment. Join us now and experience a Minecraft world like never before, filled with excitement and endless possibilities. Your journey awaits at CrownLands – where community and gameplay come together to create an unparalleled gaming experience!

smp.crownlands.net:4602

SkyUtopia.net

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	4568
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Holy Grails Found:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Welcome to SkyUtopia.net a minecraft server focused and home to the Skyblock genre with a friendly community. We offer a classic and simple Skyblock experience mode with a lot of extra content that intrigues gameplay. Join now, create your island, thrive, and climb the leaderboards!

SkyUtopia.net

OustCraft

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	7398
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	800	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	51	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Votes:	3501

Wanna play old style minecraft server with out all thos anoying million’s of commands you have to use to play simple game, OustCraft is here, play simple Minecraft with simple commands. Server have events and friendly stuff members, we are working for better CHILL

mc.oustcraft.com

PlanexCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, OneBlock, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	6438
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Divine Spears Created:	30

▬▬ ▬▬▛ PlanexCraft ▜▬▬ ▬▬Join our server which has boxpvp, oneblock and Survival Custom. You can rank up by being on our server for free. JAVA AND BEDROCK.Come in and find out if you’re good enough to earn the highest PlanexCraft rank! 1.20.1 – 1.20.2

mc.planexcraft.com

EmberMC

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	3062
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	5542	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Star Shards Collected:	241
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

embermc.gg