Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the zoomers run wild and ruin all the fun? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to make those filthy zoomers seethe so hard, they’ll be begging for mercy!

Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and a community that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget about all those pesky creepers trying to blow you up. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and show those zoomers who’s boss in the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your diamond sword, because things are about to get wild!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 103/200 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Alien Abductions: 2
Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Sentient Weapons Trained: 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Forbidden Tomes Read: 3
Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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