Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the zoomers run wild and ruin all the fun? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to make those filthy zoomers seethe so hard, they’ll be begging for mercy!

Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and a community that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget about all those pesky creepers trying to blow you up. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and show those zoomers who’s boss in the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your diamond sword, because things are about to get wild!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 101/600 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 6 Blood Moons Survived: 1
Shadow Daggers Crafted: 29 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
Mines Excavated: 1691 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5
Immortal Anvils Forged: 18 Magic Wands Crafted: 18
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Magical Moments Shared: 29

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

New Minecraft Server
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