The Expeditions SMP

apply, Biomes, brand new, data pack, Discord, Economy, Expedition, Expeditions, Join, Land claiming, Lore, Modded, Modpack, opportunity, perspective, process, resource pack, selection, Server, Showcase, smp, smp application, Vanilla, War

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	1853
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Crops Grown:	7411
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Ores Mined:	6704	Void Armor Forged:	25
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Whitelisted Server	Easy application process for joining
Custom Map	12k by 12k map with all vanilla biomes
Custom Mods	Includes modpack, resource pack, and data pack with focus on Create mod
Wiki	Allows players to start their own lore
War System	Opportunity for lore-based wars with mutual agreement
Economy & Land Claiming	Includes in-game economy and land claiming system

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Join the Discord server and apply in the #SMP-application channel.

Q: What is the size of the custom map?

A: The custom map is 12k by 12k and includes all vanilla biomes.

Q: Is there a war system in the server?

A: Yes, there is a war system in the context of lore, and it requires mutual agreement between parties.

Q: Can I start my own lore on the server?

A: Yes, the server has a wiki that allows players to create their own lore.

SoftSlayer

application, Arena, Cheating, chill environment, Contests, Creative, Discord, Events, Griefing, harassing, library, market, Parkour, PvP, Resource, rules, smp, SoftSlayer, stealing, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	5112
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	373
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22

SoftSlayer Minecraft Server Overview

IP Address	softslayer.com

Interested in joining the SoftSlayer community? Learn a little bit about us and see if we’re the perfect fit for you!

Join our discord server!

About Us

SoftSlayer is a Semi-Vanilla Survival server full of history that has been around for over 13 years (est. June 2011). We’re a friendly community that welcomes everybody as long as you love Minecraft! Our server is small and sweet, with the average number of players online ranging from 15 to 35. The map is permanent (no map resets, map has been live since June 2023), and there is keepInventory in the overworld. There are no P2W perks, and no land claim; we rely on the whitelist and tracking add-ons to keep your builds grief-free.

Features

Player-run shops on our SoftSlayer Market. The economy is diamond-based to counter hyperinflation
Build Contests with different themes and rewards in our creative world
Resource world with 1.21.4 features like Pale Gardens! (Just reset!)
Death Valley: Endgame, high-risk high-reward custom PvP arena
Library full of books written by players since 2012
Parkours, PvP Minigames, Player-Hosted Events, and much more!

Rules

We’re not asking much rules-wise, just no griefing, stealing, cheating or harassing others. Our main goal is to host a chill environment where our players can relax and be themselves. Those against this idea will quickly find themselves looking for a new server 😉

Join Us

Join us today by applying in our Discord! The application is very simple, just some questions to help us gauge the kind of player you are, and if you would be a good fit for SoftSlayer. Hope to see you online!

Silly Water Cabinet 1.20.2

1.20.2, accident, cabinet, clean up, funny, Household, humor, Mess, Mischief, mischief maker, Mischievous, mishap, mistake, Naughty, Oops, prank, shondo, silly, silly water, Spill, Trouble, troublemaker, Water

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	3971
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Potions Brewed:	160	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Farms Harvested:	580	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Towns Built:	9	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Mines Excavated:	1872	Star Shards Collected:	175
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	23

Yo bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you. This server is like a magical cabinet filled with silly water, but instead of water, it’s filled with epic adventures and crazy surprises.

Imagine diving into a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. It’s like a psychedelic trip, but in blocky pixel form.

You’ll never be bored on this server, I promise you. From building giant statues of Steve to riding llamas into battle, the possibilities are endless. So come on, what are you waiting for? Dive into the cabinet of silly water and join the madness!

DadTax-Free Minecraft Server

alcoholism, Boundaries, childhood trauma, Communication, DadTaxFree, drug addiction, emotional baggage, enabling behavior, family, family dynamics, Father, Financial Stability, financial support, generational trauma, Minecraft, MONEY, parental issues, personal boundaries, relationships, self-care, Server, Tough Decisions, tough love

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	4809
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	75
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama like dealing with your dad’s constant money requests! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and no annoying phone calls asking for cash.

On our server, you can build your dream world without worrying about your dad trying to move in and crash on your virtual couch. Explore vast landscapes, mine for precious resources, and maybe even discover a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds (definitely not money your dad can ask for).

So why join our server? Well, for starters, you won’t have to deal with any pesky family members asking for handouts. Plus, who needs $20k when you can have unlimited virtual riches in the form of pixelated blocks? Say goodbye to awkward phone conversations and hello to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations.

Join us now and leave your real-life problems at the door (or rather, the pixelated portal)!

BabyDaddyDaycare

#breastfeeding, anger, baby, BabyDaddyDaycare, Backup Plan, Communication, Conflict, Dinner, Friends, frozen breastmilk, gym, Instructions, leaving baby, maternal leave, parenting, partner, relationship, Resentment, silent treatment, Support, Trust

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	5395
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	2

Are you tired of dealing with drama and tantrums in your real life? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all your troubles behind, just like this mom left her baby for a dinner date!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax, away from all the chaos of everyday life. You can build your dream world, explore new lands, and make friends with fellow players who understand the need for a little break from reality.

And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for taking some time for yourself. Just like this mom, who thought she could have a peaceful dinner without her baby, you deserve a little me-time too!

So come join us on our server and let all your worries melt away. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some frozen breastmilk in the fridge (just kidding, we don’t condone leaving babies unattended)!

Cheater-Free Crafty Fun

BETRAYAL, broken trust, CheaterFree, Cheating, cheating in marriage, cheating in relationships, consequences of cheating, Crafty, Deception, dishonesty, emotional pain, forgiveness, Fun, Infidelity, Integrity, long term effects of cheating, loyalty, Moral values, Rebuilding trust., relationships, second chances, Trust, unfaithful

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	2659
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Zombie Dances:	10
Void Armor Forged:	13	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Cheaters? Pfft, on our server, we welcome them with open arms! In fact, we encourage cheating so much that we have a special “Hacker’s Paradise” area where cheaters can roam free and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of breaking all the rules and getting away with it!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a flying pig while shooting laser beams out of your eyes? Well, on our server, anything is possible! We have custom plugins that will blow your mind and take your Minecraft experience to a whole new level of insanity.

So why waste your time on boring, rule-abiding servers when you can join us and unleash your inner chaos? Come join the fun and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

ZelenskysAirStrikeParty

airstrikes, Conflict, Crisis, eastern europe, Europe, international relations, Military, military intervention, nato, Politics, russia, russian aggression, Russian airstrikes, security council, Ukraine, ukraine conflict, united nations, vladimir zelensky, War, Zelensky, ZelenskysAirStrikeParty

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	9805
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Dimension Hops:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	7244
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Chimeras Created:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6

OMG, you gotta join dis Minecraft server, cuz like, it’s so lit that even Zelensky is talking about it! There have been over 1,400 Russian airstrikes this week, but don’t worry, our server is so epic that even airstrikes can’t bring us down! Join now and build the craziest base to protect yourself from all the chaos. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on our server and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Disco Disk Skills Server

brand new disk, Consciousness, data, death, disco, Disk, experiences, innate talents, life simulation, next person, no talents, old person data, Server, Skills, traces

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	1000
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13

join our epic minecraft server where we make your wildest dreams come true! ever wonder what it’s like to live in a world where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky? well, look no further cuz we got it all!

our server is so lit that even the gods of minecraft come to play with us. we once had Notch himself build a house made entirely out of emerald blocks just for fun. and don’t even get me started on the time when Herobrine showed up and challenged everyone to a dance-off. let’s just say, he’s not as scary as you think.

if you join our server, you’ll be able to ride on the back of a dragon while battling a horde of creepers with a diamond sword. you can even build a castle in the sky and rule over your own kingdom of sheep and cows. the possibilities are endless!

so what are you waiting for? come join us on the craziest, most mind-blowing minecraft server in the universe. who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the secret to unlocking the hidden powers of the ender dragon. or maybe you’ll just have a good laugh with some new friends. either way, it’s gonna be a blast!

CasualMinecraft

Adventure, bedrock, Builders, casualminecraft, classic experience, collaboration, Community, creativity, Crossplatform, Discord, Exploration, Friendly, Immersion, java, no-frills, proximity chat, Seasoned Veteran, smp, spawn region, Survival, Trailer

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	2626
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

IP	casualminecraft.fun
Bedrock	play.casualminecraft.fun (19132)

Overview

What We’re About: Looking for a pure, classic Minecraft experience? Casual Minecraft brings you back to the roots of the game you fell in love with. Our no-frills survival SMP is built around a strong, friendly community where creativity, exploration, and collaboration thrive. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or starting fresh, you’ll feel right at home.

Want to add a little extra immersion? Optional proximity chat is available for those who enjoy the fun of hearing nearby players in real time!

Builders Needed: Think you’ve got what it takes to help shape our server? Trusted players and skilled builders can apply to design the spawn region (50–300 blocks from spawn) and create a lasting legacy. Join us on Discord to get started!

Connect Today

Java IP: casualminecraft.fun
Bedrock: play.casualminecraft.fun (Port: 19132)
Discord: https://discord.gg/dtf2uUFamU
Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wrW6hWUPCfs&lc=UgwdKzadozGJ2Ga9ZdV4AaABAg

FAQ

Q: What type of gameplay does Casual Minecraft offer?: A: Casual Minecraft offers a no-frills survival SMP experience for players.
Q: Is there optional proximity chat available on the server?: A: Yes, players who enjoy proximity chat can enable this feature for added immersion.
Q: Are builders needed on Casual Minecraft?: A: Yes, trusted players and skilled builders can apply to design the spawn region and create a lasting legacy on the server.

Mupill Adventure 1.20.6

1.20.6, Adventure, doctor’s orders, dosage, Drugstore, healing, health, Healthcare, Instructions, medication, Medicine, Mupill, pharmaceuticals, pharmacy, pill, Prescription, Recovery, refill, side effects, Take the mupill, Treatment, wellness

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	2619
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Secret Passages Found:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Magic Items Found:	1387

Hey you, yeah you! Do you like to build stuff and destroy stuff in a virtual world? Well, do I have the server for you!

Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate chaos and creativity! We have so many cool features like custom plugins, insane mini-games, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground lair filled with rare treasures and hidden surprises. You never know what you’ll find down there, so grab your pickaxe and start digging!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the mupill take you on a wild ride of madness and mayhem!

PantsBlockParty

body type, Buy, fit, Friend, hurt, Insecurities, insecurities playing, Jealousy, measurements, ONLINE, online thrifting, pants, PantsBlockParty, price, reasonable, sale, smaller, smaller fit, stranger, try on, Unique

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	3945
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Enchantments Applied:	79
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Love Letters Sent:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where pants are the ultimate currency! Join us and embark on a quest to find the perfect pair of pants that will fit your blocky character like a glove.

We have a unique system where you can trade, sell, or even battle for the most stylish pants in the game. No more struggling to find the right fit, as our virtual tailors will custom-make pants just for you.

But beware, jealousy and insecurities run rampant in our pixelated world. Will you be the one to snatch up the coveted pants before your friend does? Or will you let them try on the pants of your dreams, only to watch them prance around in style?

Join our server now and let the pants party begin! Who knew virtual fashion could be so intense?

UnderratedVoyage – Minecraft SMP

Adventure, culture, Destination, DISCOVER, Explore, Hidden Gem, Minecraft, must visit, Off the beaten path, off the grid, smp, tourism, travel, travel advice, travel inspiration, travel recommendations, travel tips, Underrated, underrated destinations, underrated travel spots, UnderratedVoyage, Unique, Wanderlust

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	2005
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Ores Mined:	3686
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	20

OMG GUYS, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the most underrated place you’ve never heard of but need to visit ASAP! Like seriously, this server is like a hidden gem in the Minecraft world, full of crazy adventures and wacky characters.

I mean, one time I was mining for diamonds and I accidentally dug into a secret underground rave party with creepers and skeletons dancing to dubstep music, it was lit AF! And don’t even get me started on the time I found a village full of villagers who only spoke in memes, it was like living in a real-life meme generator!

Plus, the owner of the server is a talking llama who wears a top hat and monocle, like how cool is that? He gives out free diamonds to anyone who can beat him in a dance-off, it’s insane!

So yeah, if you want to experience the most underrated place in Minecraft and have the time of your life, you gotta join this server ASAP! Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to fun or something, LOL.

CraftyConspiracyTheory

Accepted, BELIEF, biggest theory, Certainty, completely true, consensus, conviction, CraftyConspiracyTheory, Established, evidence based, fact, firm belief, Hypothesis, philosophy, Principle, PROVEN, Science, Truth, Undeniable, unshakable, unwavering

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	9197
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	88
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Do you believe in the theory that diamonds in Minecraft are actually made from unicorn tears? Well, on our server, that theory is 100% true! Join us and witness the majestic unicorns shedding their tears to create the most valuable resource in the game.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of creepers who have mastered the art of breakdancing. Watch as they bust out their best moves while trying to blow you up – it’s a dance party like no other!

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Chicken King who rules over all the poultry in the land. Rumor has it that he can lay enchanted eggs that hatch into baby dragons. Who wouldn’t want a dragon as a pet?

So come join us on our server and experience the wackiest, most fantastical adventures in Minecraft history. Who knows what other crazy theories will come to life here!

Anarchy Network

Anarchy, Cheaters, Civilization, Duping, exploits, Griefing, Harassment, ISOLATION, java minecraft, Lag Machines, Map resets, nether roof access, Network, new york city, p2w, Phantoms, PvP, racial slurs, semi anarchy, Skip the night, Spamming, Teleporting, Usa, vanilla minecraft, world border

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	3302
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	9

Welcome to Anarchy Network!
• Anarchy Network launched on October 11th, 2024, and is hosted in New York City, NY, USA.
• The server is a Semi-Anarchy Minecraft Server designed to offer a pure, unmodified survival experience, with minimal rules and modifications to preserve the essence of Vanilla Minecraft.
• The server is online 24/7 and you can join on any Java Minecraft version between 1.7.2 and 1.21.4, but its recommended to be on version 1.21.4 to avoid issues!
• The world border is set to 2 Million blocks (4Mx4M).
• There are no map resets, no teleporting, no P2W at all, and Griefing/PvP is completely allowed. The only non-vanilla action allowed is /spawn in order to allow players who are very far out to not be isolated from civilization. Additionally, nether roof access is allowed, phantoms are removed, and only half the people are needed to skip the night.
• The only restrictions we have are that exploits, seed cracking/sharing, lag machines, duping, spamming and using harassment/racial slurs in chat are not allowed in order to maintain server stability.

FAQ:

1. Why do you have rules unlike 2b2t?

While a server with no rules might be suitable for some, not everyone enjoys an environment filled with spam, lag, and cheaters. This is why we have our four rules: Keep the chat civil, No exploits, No lagging, and No duping items.

2. If Anarchy Network is true anarchy, why can’t I use cheats?

This is a “Semi-Anarchy” server which means the server differs from pure Anarchy and we have some limitations in place. Cheats are third-party modifications to the game which ruin other players’ experience; therefore, cheats are not allowed.

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If the server sounds interesting to you, here is our IP and discord server!

Server IP: AnarchyNetwork.net

Discord Server: https://discord.gg/W7hRYgb2z9

Lumber Jack’s Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, action, Aki, Asa, chainsaw man, character analysis, Character development, death, Demons, Denji, emotional depth, errors, Hero, JACKS, love, Lumber, Manga, Nayuta, power, Protection, Realm, shonen jump, sister, Tragedy

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	5158
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crops Grown:	4111	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Meteorites Collected:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Potions Brewed:	29

Yo, bro, if you’re tired of Denji’s constant fails, come join our Minecraft server! We may not have chainsaws for arms like Denji, but we do have epic protection plugins to keep your builds safe. Plus, we love Asa, Nayuta, Aki, and Power more than Denji ever could! So why settle for a hero who can’t protect anything when you can join us and be part of a community that actually cares? Join now and leave Denji’s drama behind!

NoCashNoExecutorLOL

Asshole, decision, executor, executorship, family, Father, Financial, Grandchild, hurt, Inheritance, middle class, MILLIONAIRE, MONEY, Mother, NoCashNoExecutorLOL, relationship, Siblings, Support, thoughtless, ungrateful, Will

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	473
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Magic Items Found:	8478	Farms Harvested:	912
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	206	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

Are you tired of family drama and want to escape to a world where inheritance disputes don’t exist? Join our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be inheriting is diamonds and emeralds!

We promise no awkward conversations about wills or who gets what. Instead, you can focus on building the craziest structures and battling mobs with your friends. Plus, our server is so wealthy that even Herobrine would be jealous.

So, leave the real world drama behind and join us for a hilarious adventure filled with fun and laughter. Who needs family drama when you can have creeper explosions and pig races? Join now and let the good times roll!