The Expeditions SMP

apply, Biomes, brand new, data pack, Discord, Economy, Expedition, Expeditions, Join, Land claiming, Lore, Modded, Modpack, opportunity, perspective, process, resource pack, selection, Server, Showcase, smp, smp application, Vanilla, War

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	6358
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Secret Passages Found:	2
Towns Built:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
New Chunks Explored:	91254	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Whitelisted Server	Easy application process for joining
Custom Map	12k by 12k map with all vanilla biomes
Custom Mods	Includes modpack, resource pack, and data pack with focus on Create mod
Wiki	Allows players to start their own lore
War System	Opportunity for lore-based wars with mutual agreement
Economy & Land Claiming	Includes in-game economy and land claiming system

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Join the Discord server and apply in the #SMP-application channel.

Q: What is the size of the custom map?

A: The custom map is 12k by 12k and includes all vanilla biomes.

Q: Is there a war system in the server?

A: Yes, there is a war system in the context of lore, and it requires mutual agreement between parties.

Q: Can I start my own lore on the server?

A: Yes, the server has a wiki that allows players to create their own lore.

CraftyFriendz Minecraft Server

adoption, Black culture, black identity, blackness, Boundaries, Confrontation, CraftyFriendz, cultural appropriation, Diversity, dna test, ethnicity, family, fetishization, friendship, Identity, Minecraft, mixed race, Race, Rift, Server, Stereotypes, UNCOMFORTABLE, white passing

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	4254
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Zombie Dances:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	67	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns just like this crazy roommate story!

Experience the thrill of uncovering shocking secrets and identity crises just like Anna did when she found out she’s not actually mixed race! Will you also discover a hidden truth about yourself in our server? Who knows, maybe you’re secretly a unicorn in disguise!

Join now and witness the chaos as players try to claim they’re part Iranian or identify as a different race just to fit in. Embrace the madness as you navigate through a world where anything is possible, even if it means calling out your friends for their ridiculous behavior.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of a community where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the craziness. Join our server today and let the laughter and insanity begin!

BdayBlunderCraft

Argument, attitude, BdayBlunderCraft, bills, Birthday, Boyfriend, Communication, Cooking, Effort, emotional needs, groceries, housework, love language, Manipulation, neglect, one sided, relationship, reminder, Resentment, Special, unemployed

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	4572
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Runes Activated:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	20
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where forgetting your birthday is a thing of the past! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure and excitement, just like the rollercoaster of emotions in this story!

Imagine a world where your boyfriend not only remembers your birthday, but throws you a virtual party complete with pixelated cake and fireworks! No more feeling unappreciated or taken advantage of – on our server, you’ll be treated like royalty (or at least like a Minecraft queen) every day!

Don’t worry about love languages or one-sided relationships here – our community is all about spreading love and positivity through virtual hugs and words of affirmation. Plus, we have a strict “no excuses” policy when it comes to showing appreciation for your fellow players.

So come join us on our server and leave behind the drama of real life relationships. Who needs a boyfriend who can’t remember your birthday when you have a whole virtual world of friends who will never forget to celebrate you? Let’s make your birthday (and every day) special together!

Pup Puzzle Palace

adaptation, animal science, Assumptions, Behavior, biological diversity, Breed, canine, Challenges, comparative anatomy, dog, Evolution, genetics, Morphology, natural selection, Palace, Performance, physical traits, pup, puzzle, scientific research, selective breeding, skull shape, specialization

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	4899
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Towns Built:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Alien Abductions:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Ores Mined:	8676	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

come join our amazin server where dog skull shape is da key to success!! we got challenges dat will make u question everything u know about performance specialization from selective breeding!! build ur own dog skull shaped castle and show off ur skills to da world!! u wont find dis kinda craziness anywhere else, so join now and let da fun begin!! 🐶💀🏰 #dogskullshape #minecraftmadness

HexArchon

Bedrock Support, boss fights, consoles, Custom-Modeled, Daily Rewards, dedicated hardware, Fresh content, HexArchon, Joining FAQs, Magic Items, mmorpg, Player Shops, playstyles, Quality-of-life improvements, Repeatable Quests, smp, trustworthy, Unique Builds, unique traits, Zero-Lag Gameplay

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	1439
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Star Shards Collected:	169	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4

Feature	Description
Server Name	HexArchon
Type	Custom MMO-Inspired SMP
Gameplay Features	Custom Mobs, Items, Enchants, Boss Fights, Abilities, Quests, Worlds, Skylands, Dungeons
Server Trailer	Watch Trailer
Discord Server	Join Discord
Wiki	Visit Wiki

FAQ

How do I join the HexArchon server?

To join the HexArchon server, use the IP play.hexarchon.net. The server also supports Bedrock, with the same IP and port 19132. On consoles, add “HexArchonServer” as a friend to join. More details here.

What are some of the unique gameplay mechanics in HexArchon?

HexArchon features custom mobs with unique skills, custom items with different weapon types and abilities, over 240 custom enchantments, dungeons to explore, quests to complete, abilities to unlock and upgrade, and various quality-of-life improvements such as auto farms, player shops, pets, and more.

What values does HexArchon prioritize?

Community voice & transparency
Huge range of free-to-choose playstyles
Trust & respect
Dedicated updates

What technical specifications does the HexArchon server operate on?

The server runs on dedicated hardware with an AMD Ryzen 9 7950X CPU, 64GB RAM, and 2TB NVME SSD storage. It is hosted on the US East Coast to ensure strict, zero-lag gameplay.

Mystic Grove 1.21.2

1.21.2, ANON TOKYO, art, Ave Mujica, celebration, collaboration, Community, creativity, culture, Entertainment, Event, Gathering, Grove, inspiration, Japan, love, Music, mystic, nyamucchi, Performance, presented by, Togawa Grupu, TOKYO

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	6307
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Buildings Constructed:	44	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	New Chunks Explored:	416225
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	298

Yo, listen up, you absolute legends! This Minecraft server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of glitter and happiness. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you – we’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s engagement ring collection.

Not to mention, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. We’ve got events that will make your head spin faster than a Beyblade on steroids. And our mods? They’re more powerful than a toddler on a sugar rush.

So come on down and join us on this wild ride of epic proportions. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will. Who knows? Life is a mystery, just like why we can’t resist eating that extra slice of cake.

FlushCraft Minecraft Server

apartment, Boundaries, brother, cleanliness, Communication, Conflict, Eviction, family, FlushCraft, flushing, Gay, house rules, hygiene, LGBTQ, living situation, living together, Minecraft, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, roommate, Server, sibling, TOILET

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	8750
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Villages Defended:	17	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and dive into a world of blocky adventures! Looking for a place to build your dream castle without any annoying siblings around? Look no further!

Join us and experience the thrill of exploring vast landscapes, battling fierce mobs, and crafting epic creations. But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll never have to worry about unflushed toilets or messy roommates. Our virtual world is clean, organized, and free of any underwear on the floor!

So why should you join our server? Well, for starters, we have a strict “flush after peeing” policy that ensures a fresh and pleasant gaming experience for all. Plus, our community is filled with friendly players who actually know how to use a dishwasher. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghost who haunts players that leave food wrappers lying around. Spooky, right?

So come on over and join us for a wild ride through the world of Minecraft – where the only drama you’ll encounter is whether to build a house out of diamonds or emeralds. See you in the game!

BlockPartyCentral

anger, autism, BlockPartyCentral, Boundaries, Cancer, Communication, coping mechanisms, custody arrangement, devastating news, emotional distress, family dynamics, Family Support, Grief, Grieving Process, Illness, insensitive comments, parenting, processing emotions, seeking space, self-care, staying elsewhere

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	5230
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama like a pro! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and pixelated shenanigans.

Looking for a place to chill after a rough day? Our server is the perfect getaway, where you can build your dream world and forget about all the craziness happening in the real world. Plus, we have virtual cookies that never run out, so you’ll never go hungry!

Need a break from family drama? Look no further! Our server is a drama-free zone where you can mine, craft, and explore to your heart’s content. No more bombshells or awkward conversations here – just pure, unadulterated fun!

Join us now and leave all your worries behind. Who needs real life when you can have a blast in our Minecraft server? Let’s build, laugh, and create unforgettable memories together. See you in the virtual world!

TariffCraft: Canada Strikes Back! Minecraft Server

Automotive Industry, Canada, Canadian economy, cross-border trade, economic impact, electric vehicles, export restrictions, import tariffs, international relations, Manufacturing, Minecraft, North America, Politics, RETALIATION, Server, strikes, Target, TariffCraft, Tariffs, tesla, trade policies, trade war

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	2855
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	7631
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	98
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1

lol come join this epic minecraft server where canada is going crazy and targeting tesla with tariffs. like, why would they do that? who knows, but it’s hilarious.

build your own tesla factory and try to avoid the crazy canadian tariffs. maybe you can negotiate with justin trudeau himself, who knows.

watch out for moose roaming around the server, they might try to steal your diamonds. or maybe they just want to take a ride in your tesla, who knows.

join now for a wild ride filled with tariffs, teslas, and moose. it’s gonna be a blast, eh!

CraftyCanuckTradeDeal

Agreement, bilateral relations, Canada, Canadian exports, Commerce, CraftyCanuckTradeDeal, diplomatic relations, economic development, ecuador, Ecuadorian imports, finalized, foreign policy, international trade, Latin America, North America, president, south america, trade agreement, trade deal, trade negotiations, trade partnership

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	2954
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Magic Items Found:	8088
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Players Killed by Monsters:	2764	Evil Twin Fights:	5

so, like, this server is like, the coolest thing ever, man. like, you gotta join because, like, the president of ecuador said so. he was all like, “yo, this server is the bomb, you gotta join it.” and then he high-fived justin bieber, it was epic.

like, if you join this server, you’ll be part of this totally rad trade deal with canada. you’ll be trading diamonds for maple syrup and beaver pelts. it’s gonna be lit, bro.

plus, there’s this rumor that if you join the server, you’ll get superpowers. like, you’ll be able to fly like a chicken or shoot fireballs from your eyes. it’s gonna be insane, man.

so, like, what are you waiting for? join this server now and become a part of the most epic trade deal in minecraft history. ecuador president approved, bro.

Racism Rumble: US Edition

across, AMOUNT, combined, constituted, disagreement, Edition, found, HIGH, just as, LEVEL, long tail tags, participants, racial group, racism, Rumble, study, substantial, tags, US, Within

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	8212
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Chimeras Created:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	7

so, like, this server is, like, the craziest place ever, man. we got, like, unicorns flying around and, like, lava waterfalls everywhere. it’s, like, so wild, bro.

if you join this server, you’ll, like, unlock superpowers and be able to, like, fly around and shoot fireballs from your hands. it’s, like, totally epic, dude.

oh, and get this, there’s, like, a secret underground lair where you can, like, battle dragons and rescue princesses. it’s, like, straight out of a fairy tale, man.

so, like, come join us on this server and, like, experience the most insane adventures of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it, bro.

Hotdog Water

Allowed, bed TP, Cheating, Discord, Fun, Griefing, HACKING, Hardcore, hotdog, Ip:, java, Java 1.21, Land Claim, PvP, Resets, SC_OFF, SC_ON, semi anarchy, stealing, voted world resets, Water, Website

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	4844
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Buildings Constructed:	32	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Gods Slained:	2
Animals Bred:	46	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Chimeras Created:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

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Server Info	Hardcore Vanilla Survival, Java 1.21.
Reset	Vote for resets on Discord.
Gameplay Features	No random teleport, bed TP, or land claim.

Rules:

PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed.
No cheating or hacking.

Join Now:

IP: play.hotdogwater.dog
Website: https://hdw.dog
Discord: https://discord.gg/5FwnHSYHex

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Can I use mods on the server?	Only approved mods are allowed, no cheating or hacking mods.
How often are resets voted on?	Resets are typically voted on every few months, depending on player feedback.
Is griefing allowed?	Yes, griefing is allowed as part of the server rules.
Are there any restrictions on building?	There are no land claims, but players are free to build wherever they like.

Royal Pixel Realm 1.20.4

1.20.4, ai, Assistance, Generated, Language Model, list, long tail, Natural Language Processing, PIXEL, poki, Queen, Queen Poki, Realm, royal, tags, Technology, Thread

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	1543
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	41	Divine Spears Created:	23
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Mineshafts Explored:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Animals Bred:	93	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server because it’s like a virtual playground on steroids! Imagine a world where you can build your own epic castles and battle against dragons while riding on flying pigs.

But wait, there’s more! This server is like the holy grail of Minecraft servers because Queen Poki herself graces us with her presence. She’s like the goddess of gaming, blessing us with her epic skills and dank memes.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that on this server, diamonds rain from the sky and creepers explode into confetti. It’s like a never-ending party where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and become a part of the craziest, most epic gaming community in the universe. Queen Poki thread? Queen Poki thread.

SeniorCraft: Still Mining & Crafting at 70+

aging and sexuality, Crafting, elderly sexuality, Intimacy in Later Life, Masturbation, Mining, People over seventy, senior sex life, SeniorCraft, sex, sexual activity in older adults, sexual activity in seniors, sexual behavior in older adults, sexual desire in seniors, sexual experiences in old age, sexual function in elderly, sexual health in old age, sexual pleasure in old age, sexual relationships in older adults, sexual satisfaction in older age, sexual wellness in seniors, sexuality and aging, sexuality in the elderly

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	6374
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	44
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	173	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only action you get is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is specifically designed for the young at heart – people over seventy!

Join us for a wild ride as we explore the world of Minecraft in a whole new way. Who says you can’t still have fun and get frisky in your golden years? Our server is full of surprises and excitement around every corner.

From building giant retirement homes to battling it out in epic PvP battles with your fellow seniors, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t worry, we have plenty of Viagra potions to keep you going all night long.

So come on down and join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might just find love (or at least a good time) in the most unexpected of places.

CraftyVWTaxDodge

Automotive Industry, corporate taxes, court case, CraftyVWTaxDodge, India, international business, lawsuit, legal action, legal battle, legal filing, tax assessment, tax controversy, tax demand, Tax Dispute, tax evasion, tax laws, tax liabilities, tax litigation, tax regulations, Volkswagen, Volkswagen India

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	7590
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Dimension Hops:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Runes Activated:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than volkswagen suing india for $1.4 billion!!! our community is lit af and always causing chaos like a bunch of wild monkeys on crack. we have insane builds that will blow your mind and make you question reality. plus, our admins are like gods who will grant your wildest wishes (as long as it involves minecraft, sorry they can’t make you rich or famous). so what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the madness!

Pleasure Portal: Brain Connect

activities, altered brain connectivity, anhedonia, Brain, brain function, brain imaging, Connect, depression, emotional processing, emotional well being, enjoyment, Food, hobbies, mental health, mental illness, neural pathways, neuroimaging, neuroscience, Pleasure, Portal, psychological disorders, research study, social interactions

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	7372
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

so, like, have you ever been, like, so bored that even minecraft doesn’t bring you joy anymore? well, we got the server for you! come join us and experience a whole new level of pleasure and enjoyment that will blow your mind!

our server is like a magical land where anhedonia doesn’t exist. you’ll be laughing and having the time of your life 24/7. our players have reported feeling like they’re on cloud nine, with non-stop fun and excitement at every turn.

we’ve even had neuroimaging studies done that show our server can alter your brain connectivity in the best way possible. say goodbye to boredom and hello to endless joy and happiness!

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most insane, outrageous, and hilarious minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust us, you won’t regret it!