> The Director’s Poorly Disguised Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, the director’s poorly disguised fetish is to create the most chaotic and hilarious gameplay experience you’ve ever had!

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, quests to find the mythical golden carrot, and a secret underground club where the only currency is emeralds and dance moves. The director’s fetish for craziness knows no bounds, so be prepared for anything and everything to happen.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you can find the hidden portal to the Nether disco party, you’ll gain access to exclusive loot and power-ups that will make you the envy of all your fellow players.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP and experience the director’s poorly disguised fetish for yourself!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Falling into the Void:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	129
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

EmeraldsMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to EmeraldsMC! >> PLAY.EMERALDSMC.COMWe have a main /SURVIVAL world, along with a separate /PVP WORLD. Join us today!– Build thriving towns to show off your creativity. – Run successful shops and amass riches in-game. – Challenge yourself and others with exciting weekly tasks.Join us today and embark on an epic Minecraft adventure!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Towns Built:	10
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Magic Items Found:	8829
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

FunnyMcraft

Economy, Survival

Minecraft server where you can find a great community. Don’t hesitate and join us, we’d love to see you. You can join with versions from 1.8 to 1.20, but we recommend 1.20

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Dimension Hops:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

SynthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

SynthCraft is a community-based Survival server! We invest a lot of time into our community, having fun together, whilst playing a blocky game together :DHave fun!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Enchantments Applied:	158
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Alpha Prison

Economy, Prison, PvP, Survival

Alpha Prison is a CUSTOM CODED OP Prison with many features that has been up for 3 years ! Here you will find some of our feature: – Custom personal mine: everyone has his own mine which has different levels ( up to 130k levels ) and different types like rainbow, supreme, wonderland – Custom key system: we have implemented a custom system that let you gain Money and Token boosters as rewards instead of the classic static amount. That way you can gain infinite multiplier just by playing ! – Custom Island Spawner: the server uses Island as concept of gang where you can team up with your friends. All the custom spawners of the server got stacked in the /island spawners and it’s all virtual, that way it doesn’t depend on where you are, you can claim the rewards from anywhere. – Custom Skills and Milestones: those are rewards that you gain while playing, most of them based on amount of blocks broken, other based on playtime and such.Those are just some of our features. You should join the server to get a full view of all the features. Server support also bedrock players with the IP: bedrock.alphaprison.net with port 19132.I’m MasterZen#9263 on discord if you want to reach me out We’re looking for partners to work with !

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5349	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Star Shards Collected:	218	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

SqueejCraft

Creative, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

SqueejCraft is a hard difficulty, semi-vanilla SMP server built to respect Mojang’s vision by ensuring that the raw vanilla experience remains in-tact without sacrificing server functionality or gameplay quality. Set home points, claim land, teleport to friends, and create/trade from chest shops in a unique and simple server environment without any microtransactions or gimmicks.

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Mines Excavated:	4206	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Lunarsky

Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock

Lunarsky is a cozy construction server with Skyblock and Citybuild, but without a mining world. You sell ores from a quarry stone generator and buy the blocks you need. It has a very friendly community and is played on the Aquatic Update ^^

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

CarrotMC

Cross-Play, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

CarrotMC PvP , FFA , KitPvP , 1v1 With Indian Feel And No Lag It Is Available For Bedrock (PE) + Java Cracked

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

MineClassic

KitPvP, Mini Games, Survival Games

Welcome to the MineClassic Network. In versions 1.20+, we offer minigames such as Survival Games, KitPvP (with progression, abilities, perks, etc.) and our unique gamemode Platshot!Join now at play.mineclassic.org

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

KronosMC

Economy, Survival

KronosMC is a minecraft server that was made by 3 College students who enjoy minecraft and would like to build a community by bringing as many players into 1 server as possible. KronosMC was created in December 2022 and is constantly being updated to give players a different playstyle to minecraft. As of right now there is only one single mode which is survival multiplayer which is an open world survival mode with claims,quests,friends and much more. We are still working on the server as of right now so do expect to see some regular updates in our discord server which will also be where all the server announcements will be. We will be creating more gamemodes in the future of KronosMC but as of now we will be focusing on the survival mode as our main focus. Hopefully we will be seeing you on the server soon, have a good day!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	90	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Mythical Quests Completed:	13

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

ProsperityCraft

Survival

Welcome to Prosperity Craft – A Unique Survival ExperienceEmbark on an extraordinary journey in the world of Prosperity Craft, where survival meets innovation! Our server is carefully crafted to provide players with a distinct and engaging experience, blending the classic elements of Minecraft survival with a touch of custom features that set us apart.Community-driven Events: Join our thriving community in regular events and challenges. From building competitions to epic boss battles, there’s always something exciting happening on Prosperity Craft.Rank Progression System: Ascend the ranks on Prosperity Craft and unlock exclusive perks and privileges. Whether you’re a novice or a seasoned survivor, our carefully designed rank system rewards dedication and skill.Land Claim and Player Protection: Secure your territory with our land claim system, ensuring that your hard-earned creations are safe from harm. Collaborate with other players or venture out as a lone survivor—it’s your world to shape. Enhanced Survival Mechanics: Experience survival like never before with carefully tuned gameplay mechanics. Join us for a unique and immersive adventure where every decision shapes your journey.Active and Supportive Community: Prosperity Craft is more than just a server; it’s a community of passionate players. Our dedicated staff and friendly community members are always ready to assist and welcome newcomers.

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Gempers Place

Survival

Welcome to Gempers Place! We are a semi-vanilla community focused SMP. Learn more about us and what we offer below! Community is Key: At Gemper’s Place, we pride ourselves on fostering a strong and welcoming community. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a newcomer to the blocky landscapes, our community is here to support and guide you. Join forces with fellow players, collaborate on ambitious projects, and partake in exciting events!Vote Crates Galore: Your voice matters, and we reward your dedication with our vote crate system. By casting your vote, you will receive rewards that enhance your Minecraft experience. From rare items to economy related goods, our vote crates ensure that your commitment to our community doesn’t go unnoticed.Bedrock Compatibility: No player is left behind at Gemper’s Place. We’ve seamlessly integrated Bedrock compatibility, bridging the gap between Java and Bedrock Editions. Whether you’re playing on PC, console, or mobile, everyone can join in the fun and contribute to the ever-expanding world we’re building together.Grief Protection: Building your dream creations without the fear of griefing is essential, and Gemper’s Place prioritizes the protection of your hard work. Our advanced grief protection measures ensure a secure environment for players to express their creativity without the worry of malicious interference. Your builds are safe with us!Join us at mc.gempersplaces.net and become a part of our Minecraft community. Discover a server where camaraderie, rewards, compatibility, and protection converge to create an unparalleled gaming experience. The adventure awaits, and we can’t wait to welcome you!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Crown Lands

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Embark on a thrilling adventure at CrownLands, your premier Minecraft destination! Immerse yourself in a dynamic community where your input matters. With frequent updates, captivating quests, and a commitment to player feedback, every moment is tailored for your enjoyment. Join us now and experience a Minecraft world like never before, filled with excitement and endless possibilities. Your journey awaits at CrownLands – where community and gameplay come together to create an unparalleled gaming experience!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5240
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Emeralds Found:	5370

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

SkyUtopia.net

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to SkyUtopia.net a minecraft server focused and home to the Skyblock genre with a friendly community. We offer a classic and simple Skyblock experience mode with a lot of extra content that intrigues gameplay. Join now, create your island, thrive, and climb the leaderboards!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	77	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

OustCraft

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Wanna play old style minecraft server with out all thos anoying million’s of commands you have to use to play simple game, OustCraft is here, play simple Minecraft with simple commands. Server have events and friendly stuff members, we are working for better CHILL

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Endless Night Skies:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	318

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

PlanexCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, OneBlock, PvP, Survival

▬▬ ▬▬▛ PlanexCraft ▜▬▬ ▬▬Join our server which has boxpvp, oneblock and Survival Custom. You can rank up by being on our server for free. JAVA AND BEDROCK.Come in and find out if you’re good enough to earn the highest PlanexCraft rank! 1.20.1 – 1.20.2

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Magic Items Found:	7474	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Potions Brewed:	42	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	263

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.