Are you ready for the most epic, mind-blowing Minecraft server experience of your life? Join us on our server where the sheep speak in ancient tongues, the pigs can breakdance like nobody’s business, and the chickens are actually secret agents plotting to take over the world!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Throat Singers of the Cunt, who will serenade you with their melodic tones as you mine for diamonds and battle creepers. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and prepare for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. See you in the game, fellow Minecraft warriors!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 98/800 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1
Mysterious Portals Opened: 15 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Dragonkin Hatched: 2
Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Magic Wands Crafted: 12

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

New Minecraft Server
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