Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us for a wild ride filled with more drama than a soap opera and more twists and turns than a rollercoaster.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there were 500,000 slavs who met their demise in the most epic battle ever seen in Minecraft history. But fear not, because they were quickly replaced by 5,000,000 Africans who brought their own unique flair to the server. And let’s not forget the 10,000,000 players who were mysteriously replaced during a 30-year long bloody warfare. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans they got up to before their untimely demise?

So come on down to our server and see what all the fuss is about. Who knows, you might just become the next legend in our ever-growing saga of madness and mayhem. Just remember, anything goes on our Minecraft SMP, so buckle up and get ready for the ride of a lifetime!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 104/500 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Treasure Maps Found: 11
Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Astral Staffs Crafted: 5
Glorious Feasts Held: 9 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
Astral Projections Made: 4 Epic Weapons Forged: 10
Eerie Music Discs Played: 6 Vanishing Items Found: 5

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

New Minecraft Servers

  • WeddingWoof Minecraft Server

    WeddingWoof Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of dealing with drama on your big day? Join our Minecraft server where pets are not only allowed, but encouraged! No more family members threatening not to come to your wedding because of their precious fur babies. On our server, dogs, cats, parrots, and even llamas are welcome to attend your virtual wedding ceremony. Plus, we have a special pet wedding planner who will make sure your furry friends are dressed to impress. Say “I do” to our server and say goodbye to wedding pet drama!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 7
    Cursed Lands Purified: 3 Divine Relics Bestowed: 9

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BlockCraftExCoworker

    BlockCraftExCoworker
    So, picture this: you’re working at a fast-food joint, trying to make a living, and you come across this dude named Dylan. This guy is the ultimate slacker – watching movies on his phone, taking forever to do simple tasks, and thinking he’s the king of the store. But wait, it gets better.

    One day, he straight up disses you behind your back, calling you boring and annoying. And on your last day, when you try to be all nice and say goodbye, he straight up ignores you. Rude much?

    But the real kicker is when he messages you later, calling you a “pussy” for unfollowing him on social media. Like, seriously dude? And then he has the audacity to bring up some girl drama you told him about? Nah, not cool.

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to deal with toxic ex-coworkers like Dylan, then boy do we have the server for you. Join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and leaving all the drama behind. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with a bully like Dylan.

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1 Phantom Blocks Placed: 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 14
    Animals Bred: 99 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • DreamCraft SMP: WokeUpThoughtItWasReal

    DreamCraft SMP: WokeUpThoughtItWasReal
    Have you ever dreamed of a Minecraft server where pigs fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers give you hugs instead of exploding? Well, welcome to our wacky world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky griefers).

    Join us on this wild ride where the admins are actually magical unicorns in disguise and the only way to level up is by doing the Chicken Dance in front of a herd of confused cows. Trust us, it’s totally normal here.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within the server is a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to turn into a giant chicken and terrorize your friends. Who wouldn’t want that kind of power?

    So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventure of your life. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back. And who would want to leave this magical, absurd world anyway?

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Animals Bred: 182
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 4 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 13
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Astral Amulets Crafted: 39
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 3 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 6 Evil Lairs Raided: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • LolCraft2021

    LolCraft2021
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate comedy goldmine! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious mishaps, wacky characters, and outrageous adventures.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing llamas appears out of nowhere and starts breakdancing to disco music. Or how about the time when a giant chicken wearing a top hat challenged players to a dance-off for rare loot? And let’s not forget the infamous prank war between two rival factions that ended with a giant statue of a potato being erected in the middle of spawn.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Pig Racing Championships”, where players saddle up their trusty swine steeds and race through obstacle courses filled with flaming hoops and flying chickens. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden treasure of the derpy panda king, complete with a crown made of bamboo and a throne of cake.

    So why wait? Join our server today for a non-stop rollercoaster of laughs, chaos, and pure Minecraft madness! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
    Secret Passages Found: 2 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Goblin Markets Raided: 6 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 14

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • TaiwanTussleCraft

    TaiwanTussleCraft
    LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A WAR GAME BUT WITHOUT THE REAL DANGER, UNLESS YOU FALL IN LAVA LOL. JOIN US AND FIGHT AGAINST THE EVIL FORCES OF CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES. WE HAVE EPIC BATTLES AND CRAZY MISSIONS THAT WILL MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE A REAL MINECRAFT WARRIOR. PLUS, WE HAVE A SECRET HIDDEN DIAMOND MINE THAT ONLY THE BRAVEST PLAYERS CAN FIND. SO COME JOIN US AND SHOW THOSE MOBS WHO’S BOSS!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Curse of Binding Applied: 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 2 Soul Swords Wielded: 1
    Alien Abductions: 3 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Cozy Campfires Lit: 5

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Pixel Pig Plaque Buster

    Pixel Pig Plaque Buster
    come join our epic minecraft server where we break down sticky plaques in your blood vessels just like how this new nanoparticle infusion therapy does in pigs!

    imagine building your own virtual world while also improving your health! who knew playing minecraft could be so beneficial?

    join now for a chance to break down those pesky plaques and prevent heart attacks and strokes all while having a blast in our crazy minecraft world! don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Mystic Runes Engraved: 3
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
    Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Rainbows Spotted: 8 Herobrine Sightings: 1

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • NekoHosting Public Server

    NekoHosting Public Server

    Anarchy Server hosted and created by NekoHosting as they create a Public Server. As Anarchy Goes, So does anything! There is some custom gameplay to be-had so if your interested come and play!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Heroic Legacies Created: 4
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6860 Royal Courts Attended: 2
    Herobrine Sightings: 10 Meteorite Armor Created: 25

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • EchoBoxxx

    EchoBoxxx

    #1 Box Server!

    22+ WORLDS/DIMENSIONS! KEEP INVENTORY ON NON GRINDY! GREAT COMMUNITY!

    JOIN NOW!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7
    Void Armor Forged: 18 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Dark Rituals Completed: 1 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Welcome to Nobiamia SMP: Where semi-vanilla means half of the players like vanilla ice cream, but only half!

    Welcome to Nobiamia SMP: Where semi-vanilla means half of the players like vanilla ice cream, but only half!

    Server Overview

    Server Name Nobiamia’s SMP
    Max Players 25
    Datapack Bliss SMP’s datapack
    Plugins Server management plugins
    Other Features Claiming, limited to 4 chunks per player

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    What is the maximum number of players allowed on the server? 25 players
    Are there any mods on the server? No, the server is Vanilla Minecraft with the Bliss SMP’s datapack
    How many chunks can a player claim? Players can claim up to 4 chunks to manage space
    Is Keep Inventory on? No, Keep Inventory is off on the server
    What happens when a player’s energy reaches 5? The player will be set to spectator mode and can be revived with a revival tome
    What are the server rules?
    1. No hacking
    2. Don’t grief excessively
    3. Try not to die too much

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Powerful Allies Recruited: 3
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Astral Staffs Crafted: 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 41 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Kickin’ It Minecraft Server

    Kickin’ It Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of regular old football games where you have to actually run around and sweat? Well, on our Minecraft server, we’ve revolutionized the game by turning it into a virtual experience! Now you can play football without ever leaving your computer chair. Just imagine the look on your friends’ faces when you tell them you scored the winning touchdown in a virtual world.

    But that’s not all – we’ve also added a twist to the game by introducing exploding footballs! That’s right, now you have to dodge fiery footballs while trying to make it to the end zone. It’s like a game of hot potato, but with a lot more explosions.

    And if football isn’t your thing, don’t worry – we also have a giant chicken riding competition. That’s right, you can saddle up on a massive chicken and race against other players to see who can reach the finish line first. It’s clucking ridiculous!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Who knew football could be this much fun?

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 2 Orbs of Power Found: 7
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 14
    Mythical Quests Completed: 17 Dragon Eggs Found: 8108
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Lost Souls Rescued: 6

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Rib Hole Cat Minecraft SMP

    Rib Hole Cat Minecraft SMP
    Looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft SMP to join? Well, look no further because our server is so crazy, even the animals are getting in on the action! Join now to solve the mystery of the disappearing cat ribs – did they get eaten by ants, birds, or maybe even a rogue dog with a taste for feline bones?

    But that’s not all – our server is so intense, even the wildlife can’t handle it. Who knows what other bizarre and hilarious adventures await you on this server? Join now and see for yourself – just watch out for any abscess infections that might be lurking around!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 18 Infinity Stones Found: 4
    Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 16
    Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Unseen Monsters Slain: 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 14
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • LunchboxLolsMC

    LunchboxLolsMC
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride of family feuds and school lunch drama! Our server is full of high conflict exes communicating through in-game chat, requesting lunches for their kids, and throwing shade at each other.

    Witness the epic battle of the primary custody parent versus the weekend warrior, as they fight it out over who should pack lunch for the half brother. Will the judge in our custody issues care about in-game lunch requests? Probably not, but who cares when you’re in the middle of a Minecraft custody war!

    Join now and show off your parenting skills by feeding virtual children and proving you have a heart (or not). Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be a father figure in the virtual world and watch as your in-game son grows up way better than his half brother.

    So, are you ready to be the ultimate Minecraft dad and show off your parenting skills in the most outrageous way possible? Join our server now and let the drama unfold!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 10 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 3 Phoenix Feathers Found: 8
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Void Gems Collected: 24
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Wyrmholes Dug: 3 Royal Courts Attended: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • WorldViewChanger – Minecraft SMP

    WorldViewChanger – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP will change the way you see the world…literally!

    Join us for a wild ride where the sky is pink, the trees are made of candy, and creepers wear top hats. Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.

    But that’s not all! We have secret underground dungeons filled with dancing skeletons, a village of talking llamas, and a hidden treasure chest that only opens if you tell it a joke.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience a Minecraft world like no other. Who knows, you might even discover the meaning of life hidden in a block of cheese.

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Enchanted Forests Planted: 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Curse of Binding Applied: 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 4 Villages Defended: 12
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 16 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 3 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CreeperLoveCraft

    CreeperLoveCraft
    Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark? Do you wish you had a creeper-proof fortress to call home? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the place to be for all your blocky adventures!

    Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant spiders, building epic structures, and forming alliances with fellow players. But that’s not all – rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge the bravest of players!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret love potion that guarantees you’ll find your Minecraft soulmate on our server. Just ask Steve and Alex, who met while fighting off a horde of zombies and skeletons. It was love at first block!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let the pixelated fun begin!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 5290 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Talking Trees Consulted: 4
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • UNIFILCraft Minecraft Server

    UNIFILCraft Minecraft Server
    yo, u gotta join this minecraft server cuz it’s like, so lit, bro. like, u know how hezbollah launched 25 attacks from near UNIFIL posts over past month? well, on this server, we launch 25 attacks on creepers every single day! it’s like, total chaos but in a fun way, ya know?

    plus, we got this crazy story where the creepers actually team up with the skeletons to take down the players. like, what?! it’s like a zombie apocalypse but with exploding green dudes. u gotta see it to believe it, man.

    and don’t even get me started on the diamond mines. we got this legend that says if u mine deep enough, u’ll find a portal to a secret world where pigs fly and cows do the cha-cha. i swear, it’s like a disco party down there.

    so yeah, join our server and prepare for the wildest ride of ur minecraft life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 6 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3
    Zombie Dances: 9 Royal Decrees Issued: 1
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 7
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11
    Rune Stones Activated: 3 Gryphons Tamed: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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