Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us for a wild ride filled with more drama than a soap opera and more twists and turns than a rollercoaster.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there were 500,000 slavs who met their demise in the most epic battle ever seen in Minecraft history. But fear not, because they were quickly replaced by 5,000,000 Africans who brought their own unique flair to the server. And let’s not forget the 10,000,000 players who were mysteriously replaced during a 30-year long bloody warfare. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans they got up to before their untimely demise?

So come on down to our server and see what all the fuss is about. Who knows, you might just become the next legend in our ever-growing saga of madness and mayhem. Just remember, anything goes on our Minecraft SMP, so buckle up and get ready for the ride of a lifetime!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 90/400 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet: 24 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 183
Royal Courts Attended: 4 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
Spontaneous Duels Fought: 3 Soul Swords Wielded: 3
Evil Lairs Raided: 2 Mineshafts Explored: 3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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