Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you will ever encounter! Join us at /calg/ – The Coffin of Andy and Leyley General #270, where the only rule is to have fun and cause absolute mayhem.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that Andy and Leyley were the original creators of this server, but they mysteriously disappeared, leaving behind a trail of epic loot and hidden secrets. Will you be the one to uncover the truth behind their disappearance? Or will you just build a giant statue of a potato in their honor? The choice is yours!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy guides, major spoilers, and achievements that will make your head spin. Want to know the best routes and subroutes? We got you covered. Need help finding all the stars? We have a guide for that too. And if you ever get stuck, just check out our complete Episode 2 walkthrough for all the tips and tricks you need.

Oh, and did we mention the upcoming chapter called Decay? Chapter 3A and 4 are confirmed to be DECAY. It’s going to be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for some insane gameplay and story transitions that will leave you questioning your sanity.

So what are you waiting for? Join us at /calg/ and become a part of the craziest Minecraft SMP out there. Who knows, you might just uncover the secrets of Andy and Leyley, or you might just end up building a rollercoaster that goes straight into a lava pit. The possibilities are endless!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 91/600 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Invisible Walls Found: 4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 173
Mythical Quests Completed: 27 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 30
Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 17
Zombie Dances: 10 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Price Tag Minecraft Server

    Price Tag Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as trying to convince a mom and daughter to have a threesome with you? Look no further! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, insane challenges, and unexpected twists at every turn. Join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer our wacky world and come out on top. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a situation as absurd as the one mentioned above (but hopefully not)! So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a journey unlike any other. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a hilarious way)!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Ores Mined: 9258
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Spectral Entities Defeated: 1
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4 Fairy Circles Danced In: 11
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 3 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1 Cursed Lands Purified: 8

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Frieren’s Funhouse Minecraft SMP

    Frieren’s Funhouse Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is hotter than the Nether and the friendships are shakier than a creeper on a tightrope! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, like the time Frieren told Aura to kill herself because she forgot to feed the chickens in the virtual farm. But don’t worry, we also have heartwarming moments, like when Frieren ordered Aura to do good deeds for humans but she accidentally turned them all into zombies instead. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and demon pussy, so hop on board and join us for the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 13 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3 Phantom Blocks Placed: 9
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Powerful Allies Recruited: 3
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 5 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Project Kus! Minecraft server

    Project Kus! Minecraft server

    A nice server for building and spending time with like-minded people. We will be very glad if you join us! > Free recruitment of participants, you just need to confirm that you will play and not griefer. Go to Discord and send 2 of your most beautiful buildings to the Applications channel! If you did everything correctly, then consider that you have already been accepted!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 911 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Endless Legions Commanded: 29 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 88 Epic Quests Completed: 20
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Legendary Titles Earned: 1

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Evolve & Craft Minecraft Server

    Evolve & Craft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Earth and ready for the next step in human evolution? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us as we embark on a journey to unlock the secrets of the universe and transcend our mortal limitations.

    On our server, you’ll find yourself faced with mind-bending challenges and epic quests that will test your skills and push you to your limits. From battling giant mutant chickens to building a roller coaster that defies the laws of physics, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that hidden deep within the darkest corners of our server lies a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and diamonds rain from the sky. Will you be brave enough to venture into the unknown and discover what lies beyond?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft server and be a part of the next stage in human evolution. Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft mastermind and unlock the secrets of the universe!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 15 Magic Items Found: 5452
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9 Hidden Passages Discovered: 3
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Gacha Sluts Minecraft SMP

    Gacha Sluts Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Introducing the Gacha Sluts SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes.

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant gacha machines that drop rare loot when defeated. Want to ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of diamonds? No problem! Our server is all about embracing your inner gacha slut and living your best, most outrageous Minecraft life.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Gacha Queen, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of new recruits to join her army of gacha warriors. Will you be the one to earn her favor and become a gacha legend yourself?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join the Gacha Sluts SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with gacha madness, epic battles, and plenty of laughs along the way. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 16 Undead Armies Raised: 2
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 10 Astral Projections Made: 3
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Mystic Runes Engraved: 1
    Treasure Maps Found: 2 Villages Defended: 19
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5 Magic Crystals Found: 16

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Learn Anything Minecraft Server

    Learn Anything Minecraft Server
    Oh, absolutely! On our Minecraft server, you’ll learn how to tame a herd of wild llamas and ride them into battle against an army of evil chickens. Plus, our secret underground base is rumored to be guarded by a pack of ninja turtles who will teach you the ways of the block-building ninja. Join us for epic adventures, ridiculous shenanigans, and the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft master!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 26 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Secret Passages Found: 7 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 11
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 13 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Strangest Word Minecraft SMP

    Strangest Word Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, weirdest, and wildest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the rarest block in the game – the legendary “Squidward Stone” rumored to grant players the power of infinite memes!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of dancing llamas who hold the key to unlocking the hidden disco dimension where you can groove to the sickest beats with your pixelated pals.

    So, what are you waiting for? Come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP and discover the true meaning of chaos and laughter in the blocky world!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 28 Towns Built: 4
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Epic Mounts Acquired: 7
    Rune Stones Activated: 6 Cursed Lands Purified: 4
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 6 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Sucky McServer – Minecraft Server

    Sucky McServer – Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pure chaos and hilarity!

    Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are all secretly llamas in disguise. That’s right, every player on our server is actually a llama wearing a Minecraft skin. Don’t believe us? Just try to shear one and see what happens!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. If you can find and tame this majestic beast, you’ll be the richest player on the server in no time.

    And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. Dance the night away with the most fearsome creature in Minecraft while dodging fireballs and creepers on the dance floor.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’ll need it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 37
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 5 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Love Letters Sent: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Phase Shitter Minecraft SMP Leader

    Phase Shitter Minecraft SMP Leader
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses together? Well, look no further because on our server, Phase single-handedly led us to greatness while simultaneously taking down browns, making sisters and trannies seethe with jealousy. How did she do it, you ask? By unleashing her epic Minecraft skills and trolling abilities, of course! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, chaos, and epic battles. Who needs peace and harmony when you can have all this insanity instead? Join now and be a part of the madness!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 14 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 55 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 6 Sentient Weapons Trained: 6
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 9 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Kamala’s Crafty Minecraft Server

    Kamala’s Crafty Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to have a wild time! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – Kamala Harris herself plays on our server and she’s always looking for new friends to build with! That’s right, you could be crafting blocks right alongside the future Vice President of the United States! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to train the next generation of Minecraft warriors to defend against a zombie apocalypse. So, if you want to hone your skills and have a blast doing it, come join us today! And remember, a vote for Kamala is a vote for fun!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ores Mined: 6570 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2
    Titanic Battles Fought: 23 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Underground Cities Explored: 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Meteorite Armor Created: 12
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 8 Wyrmholes Dug: 5

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Y O U D I D T H I S Minecraft SMP

    Y O U   D I D   T H I S   Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft SMP where unknown 9 had failed miserably. But fear not, because out of the ashes rose our glorious server! BAMCO may be firing employees and canceling games, but we are thriving and growing stronger every day.

    Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community like no other. Who needs unknown 9 when you can be a part of our insane adventures? So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 15 Titanic Battles Fought: 29
    Enchantments Applied: 92 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Towns Built: 7

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • TartarusCore Minecraft server

    TartarusCore Minecraft server

    Russian analogue of 2b2t for pirated launchers!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Soul Swords Wielded: 3
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Hidden Passages Discovered: 6
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 11 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2271 Battle Standards Raised: 12
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 13 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Crafty Falcom Minecraft Server

    Crafty Falcom Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, where the explosions are so big they’ll make your screen shake! Build your own castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and watch as jealous players try to steal your treasure!

    But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot and dangerous mobs that will test your skills to the limit. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to a parallel universe where pigs fly and zombies dance the cha-cha!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong sword, because you never know what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of Minecraft mayhem!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 18 Players Killed by Monsters: 2741
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 21
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • “We’re not gonna rig it” Minecraft SMP

    “We’re not gonna rig it” Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! We promise we won’t rig anything… unless it’s a TNT trap to prank your friends! We’ve got the right to choose our shenanigans and there’s no way we’ll lose at having the most fun on this server.

    Join us and fight the powers that be… or just build a giant statue of a potato, we won’t judge. Don’t be an oranglini and come hang out with us, because if you don’t know us, you don’t belong! So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s not rig it anymore… unless it’s for a hilarious prank!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Ether Blades Crafted: 7
    Enchantments Applied: 73 Immortal Potions Brewed: 12
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6 Heroic Legacies Created: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Crafty People Minecraft Server

    Crafty People Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of feeling like a social hermit in the Minecraft world? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and become the equivalent of a social whore, getting validation from all the players you interact with. Our extroverted players will give you the 5% fucks you need to feel validated, while you can still give 80% of your fucks to your close friends. It’s a win-win situation! Don’t be a social hermit anymore, join our server and become the social butterfly you’ve always wanted to be!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 12 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 22
    New Chunks Explored: 100927 Legendary Items Repaired: 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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