Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you will ever encounter! Join us at /calg/ – The Coffin of Andy and Leyley General #270, where the only rule is to have fun and cause absolute mayhem.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that Andy and Leyley were the original creators of this server, but they mysteriously disappeared, leaving behind a trail of epic loot and hidden secrets. Will you be the one to uncover the truth behind their disappearance? Or will you just build a giant statue of a potato in their honor? The choice is yours!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy guides, major spoilers, and achievements that will make your head spin. Want to know the best routes and subroutes? We got you covered. Need help finding all the stars? We have a guide for that too. And if you ever get stuck, just check out our complete Episode 2 walkthrough for all the tips and tricks you need.

Oh, and did we mention the upcoming chapter called Decay? Chapter 3A and 4 are confirmed to be DECAY. It’s going to be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for some insane gameplay and story transitions that will leave you questioning your sanity.

So what are you waiting for? Join us at /calg/ and become a part of the craziest Minecraft SMP out there. Who knows, you might just uncover the secrets of Andy and Leyley, or you might just end up building a rollercoaster that goes straight into a lava pit. The possibilities are endless!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 106/100 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered: 26 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Secret Passages Found: 3
Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Haunted Chests Opened: 1
Divine Scrolls Written: 10 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
Cosmic Pies Baked: 4 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Strangest Word Minecraft SMP

    Strangest Word Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, weirdest, and wildest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the rarest block in the game – the legendary “Squidward Stone” rumored to grant players the power of infinite memes!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of dancing llamas who hold the key to unlocking the hidden disco dimension where you can groove to the sickest beats with your pixelated pals.

    So, what are you waiting for? Come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP and discover the true meaning of chaos and laughter in the blocky world!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 6 Gnome Villages Protected: 7
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 34
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6 Lost Souls Rescued: 1
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Sucky McServer – Minecraft Server

    Sucky McServer – Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pure chaos and hilarity!

    Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are all secretly llamas in disguise. That’s right, every player on our server is actually a llama wearing a Minecraft skin. Don’t believe us? Just try to shear one and see what happens!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. If you can find and tame this majestic beast, you’ll be the richest player on the server in no time.

    And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. Dance the night away with the most fearsome creature in Minecraft while dodging fireballs and creepers on the dance floor.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’ll need it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 7 Ether Blades Crafted: 7
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 17 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Star Shards Collected: 167

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Phase Shitter Minecraft SMP Leader

    Phase Shitter Minecraft SMP Leader
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses together? Well, look no further because on our server, Phase single-handedly led us to greatness while simultaneously taking down browns, making sisters and trannies seethe with jealousy. How did she do it, you ask? By unleashing her epic Minecraft skills and trolling abilities, of course! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, chaos, and epic battles. Who needs peace and harmony when you can have all this insanity instead? Join now and be a part of the madness!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 33
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 3 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1
    Gnome Villages Protected: 3 Evil Lairs Raided: 2
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 10 Infinite Doors Opened: 2

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Kamala’s Crafty Minecraft Server

    Kamala’s Crafty Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to have a wild time! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – Kamala Harris herself plays on our server and she’s always looking for new friends to build with! That’s right, you could be crafting blocks right alongside the future Vice President of the United States! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to train the next generation of Minecraft warriors to defend against a zombie apocalypse. So, if you want to hone your skills and have a blast doing it, come join us today! And remember, a vote for Kamala is a vote for fun!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Runes Activated: 1 Crops Grown: 6234
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 20
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9735 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3
    Dimension Hops: 2 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 15

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Y O U D I D T H I S Minecraft SMP

    Y O U   D I D   T H I S   Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft SMP where unknown 9 had failed miserably. But fear not, because out of the ashes rose our glorious server! BAMCO may be firing employees and canceling games, but we are thriving and growing stronger every day.

    Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community like no other. Who needs unknown 9 when you can be a part of our insane adventures? So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 12 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Lost Souls Rescued: 3
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Magic Wands Crafted: 22
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Rainbows Spotted: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • TartarusCore Minecraft server

    TartarusCore Minecraft server

    Russian analogue of 2b2t for pirated launchers!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Endless Legions Commanded: 49 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 8 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Crafty Falcom Minecraft Server

    Crafty Falcom Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, where the explosions are so big they’ll make your screen shake! Build your own castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and watch as jealous players try to steal your treasure!

    But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot and dangerous mobs that will test your skills to the limit. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to a parallel universe where pigs fly and zombies dance the cha-cha!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong sword, because you never know what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of Minecraft mayhem!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
    Magic Items Found: 3238 Astral Projections Made: 1
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Divine Spears Created: 25
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 410 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3 Royal Courts Attended: 2

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • “We’re not gonna rig it” Minecraft SMP

    “We’re not gonna rig it” Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! We promise we won’t rig anything… unless it’s a TNT trap to prank your friends! We’ve got the right to choose our shenanigans and there’s no way we’ll lose at having the most fun on this server.

    Join us and fight the powers that be… or just build a giant statue of a potato, we won’t judge. Don’t be an oranglini and come hang out with us, because if you don’t know us, you don’t belong! So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s not rig it anymore… unless it’s for a hilarious prank!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 6 Arcane Towers Raised: 3
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5 Phantom Knights Defeated: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Crafty People Minecraft Server

    Crafty People Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of feeling like a social hermit in the Minecraft world? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and become the equivalent of a social whore, getting validation from all the players you interact with. Our extroverted players will give you the 5% fucks you need to feel validated, while you can still give 80% of your fucks to your close friends. It’s a win-win situation! Don’t be a social hermit anymore, join our server and become the social butterfly you’ve always wanted to be!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Cursed Lands Purified: 6
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 12
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Heroic Legacies Created: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Bag – Minecraft SMP Blue Archive General

    Bag – Minecraft SMP Blue Archive General
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

    We’ve got grand assaults, limit break assaults, and even 2x Normals/Scrimmages for all you PvP lovers out there. And if that’s not enough, we’ve got events like “Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council” – because who doesn’t love a good bookkeeping challenge in Minecraft?

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and you might just encounter Gregorius in an indoors torment with heavy armor – talk about a boss battle like no other! And if you’re lucky, you might even come across the Fury of Set in a field with special armor – it’s like a Minecraft fantasy come to life!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world of Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a wild ride)!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 25 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 14
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 9 Dragonkin Hatched: 4
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 3 Mysterious Portals Opened: 14
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Ambush Traps Minecraft Server

    Ambush Traps Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is filled with ambush traps that will keep you on your toes at all times!

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, BOOM! A trap door opens beneath you and you fall into a pit of lava. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! We promise you’ll be laughing as you watch your friends get pranked left and right.

    And that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground maze filled with twists, turns, and deadly creatures. Only the bravest players will make it out alive, but hey, at least you’ll have a great story to tell your friends!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild ride of ambush traps and outrageous adventures. Just remember to watch your back at all times – you never know what crazy surprises await you around the corner!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 68 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 17 Vanishing Structures Built: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Encoder-less Video SBCs Minecraft SMP

    Encoder-less Video SBCs Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old SMPs where everything is normal and predictable? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where SBCs no longer have video encoders because, let’s be honest, who needs them anyway?

    But wait, there’s more! In this crazy world, you’ll have to buy special items to encode over 4k60 because why make things easy when you can make them ridiculously complicated?

    Join us for insane adventures, unexpected twists, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as you are. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 18 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Horror Stories Survived: 3
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 3 Royal Decrees Issued: 1
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 18 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Void Gems Collected: 30 Whispering Caves Entered: 8

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • ””Is that a cat?!” Minecraft server””

    ””Is that a cat?!” Minecraft server””
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you feel anything? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be experiencing sensations you never thought possible! Just ask our player who exclaimed, “Stop I… I can’t… Control… OOOOHH IM CUMMING” while playing. Join us for a wild ride filled with surprises, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of arousal. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 424 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 13
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 6 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 10
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Ores Mined: 4249
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Vanishing Items Found: 4
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Dark Rituals Completed: 9

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Chest Pains Minecraft SMP

    Chest Pains Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only thing causing chest pains is the intense laughter you’ll experience from all the hilarious shenanigans that go down on our server! Forget about real-life worries, join us and let your worries melt away as you embark on crazy adventures with your fellow players.

    Join us if you want to experience heart-pounding excitement as you navigate through treacherous dungeons, build epic structures, and engage in epic battles with giant chickens (yes, you read that right). Who needs nicotine and coffee when you have the adrenaline rush of exploring our wild and wacky world?

    So come on, join us and leave those chest pains in the dust as you dive headfirst into the insanity that awaits you on our Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your abs might regret all the laughter-induced workouts)!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 5 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6
    Ether Blades Crafted: 4 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 39
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 13
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 11 Reality Warps Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Sparkle World Minecraft server

    Sparkle World Minecraft server

    Server with anarchy and future survival with custom items!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 76 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 12
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Lunar Scepters Activated: 6
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Enchanted Armories Found: 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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